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Each night before dawn the kitchen of Castle Serendipity seemed to die a painful death. There were usually those of varying stations who drifted in and out throughout the night: guards about to go on night duty, servants whose masters were so stern that they had not chanced to eat very well throughout the day, young noblemen who found that the strict code of etiquette surrounding the evening meal didn't fully sate their appetite. For the few hours before day broke in earnest, however, there was nothing but silence in the great beamed room.

Nettle alone was there, the cooks and undercooks and sculleries having gone down to bed long ago, and the little blonde unable to bring herself to follow. She was too tired to make the walk to the stables alone and too agitated from a night of working in a hot kitchen and then restoring it to its pristine state of unuse to contemplate sleep. The tables had been scrubbed, the mugs washed and hung up, the hearths and mantles dusted and the floor mopped. It was certain to satisfy the head cook in the morning, and more importantly, Nettle could safely sit anywhere she wanted without risking her dress getting sticky.

She chose a tabletop, one of many scarred, kicked and burned by knife and kettle as kitchen tables often are. Sitting thereupon, the girl let down the thick waves of hair that had been pinned up in a messy bird's nest for the duration of the day, shaking down the resultant ringlets and curls and sighing with relief. Next she removed the grease-stained pinafore that belied her having worked with splattering fats and meats; this she carefully folded and hung on the back of a nearby chair. With no further tasks to complete, she simply laid back on the table, spread her arms wide and shut her eyes.

Maybe she could catch a quick catnap.

Lion

No bodyguards could certainly follow him up here unless they rode on some sort of winged beast...  And even then, not even he should be up here.  The clouds wisped against his face while he flew through the air.  No not flying, more like falling.  At an incredibly fastpaced rate!  He'd managed to get so far up in the air at this point, leaving his home in Darken Vei several hours ago, doing an air walker spell that allowed him to levitate beyond even natural levitation's means.  It was the closest thing to flight he had ever gotten to, and even then he hadn't perfected it.  As shown by his sudden bout of falling here over the wonderful city of Arca.

He saw the lights coming from miles away and the only thing he could do was steel himself for the landing.  It undoubtedly would be a hard one and his only chance had would be to shield his head and curl up his body so that if he broke something it probably wouldn't be anything too important.  He was still working on spells to utilize in the possible regeneration of limbs.  But that one wasn't working too well either....  So he didn't really have much of a backup plan.

This was it then.  And then he saw a castle roaring up ahead.  He was clad in his red armor to protect him from the impact, knowing the magic insignias placed on it would at least absorb most of the damage.  He twisted his body while he could when he saw a surface that was obviously not stone.  It appeared to be glass or so he thought, a skylight perhaps built into one of the sections of the caste.  He hoped to the heavens that it wasn't a bedroom.  But he couldn't be sure since he hadn't been to the castle and to court for so long.  In either case he wrapped himself in a field of electricity to help take some of the damage.

Before he knew it, he was crashing through the glass surface with a horrifying breaking sound and landed on something wooden and flat, causing that to collapse as well.  The armor and field of electricity did well to shield him from taking too much damage except for the flying shards and dust and splintered woods of the tables he landed on.  His head was spinning to say the least and the magic symbols on his armor glowed a bright red as he was trembling and did his best to sit up.  "Dear gods," he muttered, holding his head and pulling up the visor on his helmet, "I'm getting too old for this!  Where the hell am I anyway?!"

Apparently the cooking utensils and mugs and pots were not noticed by the dizzied high lord.




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The water beneath her feet rippled delicately as she danced, each toe thrust down at a near unnatural angle so as to provide the smallest point possible upon which to land with every leap. The spring was still and glimmering, the willows overhead stirred by no breeze, their lank branches full of moonlight. This was not her dream, of course, as she held no interest in dancing, and as the hands that passed regularly before her face were not her own. Still she enjoyed it as though it were her passion reflected in the slumberland she now inhabited, sharing the innocent glee with whomever the dream really belonged to with a shameless indifference.

Someone landed on her table.

Its thick planks gave way to the enormous impact as easily as though it had been rendered of parchment, shattering and splintering mercilessly as both bodies rolled to the floor at the nadir of the broken surface. This proved practically cataclysmic to the hounds that had slept peacefully in the kitchen alcove mere moments before; there was a sudden deafening roar of barking and whining as the three large, lanky animals leapt to the "aid" of the two people fallen in the middle of the kitchen.

One of these attempted to lick Nettle's face as she groaned and writhed and was grappled with instantly; the girl shoved the dog aside and clamoured to her knees, gripping her head. Aside from some bumps and bruises, she was probably no worse for the wear--just irritable from weariness and having her sleep so brutally disrupted. At last she lay eyes on the man who had come crashing down upon her, baring her teeth.

"You are practically in my lap, sir," she seethed, although by the tone she took she may as well have been cursing him thoroughly. "Perhaps I ought to have been informed that mage training now included the art of assaulting innocent kitchen girls, and I might have been able to armor myself against this incident as you have."

Lion

Great Kylrath!  His head really hurt, even if his armor and helmet had shielded the blow!  Neodoryx could barely see with his visor lifted and had rubbed his eyes significantly with his gloved hands, moving to the side and away from the damage he had caused.  As the bubbly blurs were cleared away from his sight, he recognized where he was and now heard a not so familiar voice emerge amid the raucous sound of barking of the kitchen dogs that suddenly were upon them.

Neodoryx took off the helmet and threw it to the side to be met with the hot breath of a dog in his face.  It just stared at him, eyes huge and curious before lashing out at him a steaming tongue and incredibly horrid breath that smelled faintly like cabbage.  "Ugh!" he exclaimed and turned his face away, saying something in a strange language to command the dog to heel and turn away form him.  The dog obeyed without another lick or further slobber on his face.  "Good heavens.  What horrible guard dogs," he breathed, sitting up and attempting to stand even after a fall like that.

He looked at the girl he landed on, though he didn't know it at the time.  "Nobody who's remotely innocent would even dream of sleeping on a table, as I gather that's what you were doing.  I apologize nonetheless for such a rude entrance.  I guess it's better that I land in here than in a guards' post.  Since you're a kitchen girl, make yourself useful and find me a bottle of your finest wine.  What's your name anyway?"




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"If a cosmic tree falls in the universal forest and nobody is evolved enough to hear it, does it make a sound?" -Unknown

Anonymous

With some difficulty, she found her legs and hoisted herself unsteadily to her feet, absently patting the head of one of the nearby hounds as she raked her fingers through her untidy hair and rubbed the back and side of her neck where it curved into her shoulder. It had been a rough fall, and she had to briefly consider herself to make sure nothing was broken or torn, but on taking stock it appeared all was well.

Again she cast a disdainful look down at the armoured man lying on the ground, narrowing her eyes as he commanded one of the dogs away. "They're marvellous dogs, thank you, and they're certainly better at guarding than you appear to be at ... at ... whatever you were attempting to do." Scowling, she turned towards the rack of bottles opposite the hearth. A drink did sound rather good, actually.

Stalking towards then, she selected one particular vintage of very good wine, unstoppered it and proceeded to drink directly from the bottle, swallowing its dry offerings without so much as a second thought. His comment on her innocence or lack thereof earned him only a small protrusion of her tongue in her general direction, and a roll of her eyes as she took yet another swig of the drink in her hand. "Find your own damn wine."