My coworkers and managers are all punks.
A fave story from months ago! 8D Aka when one of my managers--we'll call him Steve--scared the shit out of me.
I'm closing that night, and I'm doing dishes in the back room since it's been slow, though I have a view of the register from there. It's about two hours 'til close. Suddenly I get a call from Steve over the phone.
Steve: Hey, is your register open?
Me: *blinks, slowly turns to look* What? No, it's not--OH MY GOD!
Register: *JUST HANGIN' OUT WITH ALL ITS PARTS INDECENTLY EXPOSED*
Me: *runs to close it* Uh, yeah, it was open. O___o Omg I don't know how!
Steve: B| Well. That's not good. *hangs up*
So I'm having a heart attack because OMG HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN OPEN??? I didn't have a customer for like half an hour and I'd been doing dishes and hadn't seen anyone come back there!!! WHAT IF SOMEONE REACHED OVER THE COUNTER AND STOLE MONEY??? AM I IN TROUBLE?! Did I not close it well enough? I'VE NEVER HAD THAT HAPPEN! EVER! OMGOMGOMG. I do notice a manager print out, though, which is odd...because I never heard ANYONE enter the cafe!
So about 20 minutes later Steve comes by.
Steve: So, what's up with you tonight, leaving your drawer open like that?
Me: I don't know! DDD8 I haven't had a customer in forever and I was doing dishes and I thought I closed it so I don't know what happened! DDD8
Steve: That's weird.
Me: I found this, though. O_o *hands manager print out*
Steve: Huhhh. *turns to leave* Well, it certainly wasn't because I accidentally opened all the registers in the store or anything. Like, who'd do something like that? >_>
Me: WUT.
Steve: *cackles and leaves*
You punk.