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Started by Wrathwyrm, December 03, 2017, 09:42:13 PM

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The Maniacs!

Who are they?

Why, you, of course!  That is, if you're ready, willing, and able to treat reality and sanity as a suggestion, rather than a way of life!  It is our way of life to take refuge in audacity as a means to protect oneself against life's little traumas.  However, it is Baron Von Madness' lifelong goal to elevate those of any walks of life to that understanding.

How will this be achieved?  First, by tearing down the support structure of all those busy-body bubble-heads, which will include - but not be limited to - robbing everyone blind, creating chaos and destruction, drinking ALL the booze, eating a carriage, laughing wildly, and forgetting what happened the next day in order to start fresh and renewed.

Secondly, and this is the tricky bit, everyone must go insane!  Freed from reality, all those with thinking brains will become nine times stronger than when they were holding themselves down with logic.  (I ran the numbers, and they coughed up that answer, so it's good.)  Our people need us.  The world needs loose minds to keep it in check so the end of the age can never come!

Who's a joiner?

You're a joiner!  Well, provided that your moral fiber is a little frayed and you're just crazy enough to try crazy things.  You may not join if you plan to usurp the Baron to get his organization.  Just go start your own!  This is the laughing fools management of evil-doing peoples, not Backstabbers United...if there could ever BE such a thing.

Where are we?

Looking at this poster.  Oh, you mean our base of operations!  The Madhouse, on the outskirts of Zantaric.  It is a dangerous locale, so you'd best be on your guard.

The Rundown of Fellows!

Baron Von Madness - Proprieter
Whifflestomp Jackson - HenchChief

Non-Descript Hooligans - NPC Maniacs

EXTRA THINGS!

When we say that the Madhouse is dangerous, we mean that the Baron got bored one day and set alot of traps.  It's a rather durable place and very haphazard because of it, and also due to Jackson's general behavior.  You get use to it...maybe.

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