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Kids, this is what GTA: San Andreas will do to you

Started by Anonymous, June 21, 2006, 12:00:23 PM

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Anonymous

Omg, I can't believe I did this but, I was listening to my GTA mix on the trolley the other day and of course, it's too the old skool "Forgot about Dre" song. I couldn't resist it. And of course, I am a mad gamer so any game I play I get into deeply, and since GTA San Andreas deals with gangs and gang violence....and cRap, yea.

[Darlig/Aethyr]
Ya'll know me, just the same old freak
But I've been way low key
Hated on by these posers with no muse
No use, nothing more than a worthless excuse

Mad at me because I can finally afford to buy myself groceries
Got an apartment smaller than a studio where I put down all my posts
To add to the threads that are locked up tighter than a Army outpost

Did ya'll think I was gonna let those threads freeze, slave please
You better serve down on more than just your knees
Who do you think taught you to tie up subs
Who do you think brought you the M O D's and a war that said motherfuck s.o.t.e

Gave you a thread full of smut to jack to while you're in your house smoking your smack and shrooms
Or when your thread replies were doing extremely well, who's the freak they told you to go beat.
Ya'll better read closely, all ya'll that said that I turned soft after my lease was lost
Ya'll are the reason I've yet to go soft.

So fuck ya'll all of ya'll
If ya'll don't like it, don't read it
Ya'll are gonna keep fucking around with me and turn me back into the old D.

[Darth Mod]
Now a days everyone wants to post like they got a good storyline
But nothing good comes out when they post
Except for us going blind
And masters act like they forgot about Darlig

So what do you say to somebody you hate
When somebody like Ivv get's in your way
Just study the threads of me and Big A

One day I was walking by with an ipod on
When I caught a Yeroc giving me a smirk and an evil eye
So I beat him down and held him up as black metal heads killed him in a drive by

I don't give a fuck if I'm insensitive or not
It's hard enough trying to keep from getting hot
Especially when I'm getting shit from a canadian whore with a cock

Fuck you too bitch call the mods
I'll kill you and your loud ass barking dog

And when Small Wonder came to me and Aethyr standing next to a pissed off Ivv
With a load of black metal and piss soaked Canadian flag, still wasn't found out
So from here on out it's Helvete 2, starting today, tomorrow's a new
Just remember never to fuck with me or Aethyr McHugh

Darth Mod, more agressive than any mod
Burning down churches that praise the Christian God
With a passion for all things odd
Sorry draco, but I've been lazy
There's no way Small Wonder can save me
It's okay, sign us with that Angel lady.

Now a days everyone wants to post like they got a good storyline
But nothing good comes out when they post
Except for us going blind
And masters act like they forgot about Darlig x2

[Darlig/Aethyr]
If it was up to me, you motherfuckers would stop coming up to me
With your Master/Slave idea's looking up to me like you want some advice from me
When my other threads were out you weren't reading anything from me
But now that I got my own dungeon everyone wants to be a slave for me
But you won't get a reply from me cause I live in the dungeons

I told em all, all these little Master's, do you think helped mold them all
Now you wanna run around and talk about Slaves like I ain't got none
What, you think I sold them all, cause they don't get me off
Because I've been getting hate mail saying Helvete is off
What because I've been in a shelter with a pen and a pad trying to get my damn life back
I ain't having that, this is the millenium of Helvete
So give me one more locked up thread and fuck the dungeon you can have it back

So where's all the mad Master's at, it's like a jungle in this habitat.
I was arming Darlig with whips and cat tails when ya'll were cuddling with the Cabbage Patch

[Darth Mod]
Now a days everyone wants to post like they got a good storyline
But nothing good comes out when they post
Except for us going blind
And masters act like they forgot about Darlig x3

[edit: this is a joke, don't take it seriously at all..thank you]

Anonymous

... *has no words* and this isn't the good 'awe' kinda speachless either.

.... I hope by Draco you mean the constelation. -.-

Anonymous

>.< it's a joke. not meant to be taken seriously