"Why, oh why, do you two have to sabotage every nice meal?!" Vaughn exclaimed, the exasperation clear in his voice, trailing after his two companions as they found themselves a table in the bar.
It always seemed that they when went to a nice place to eat - somewhere where the food would be delicious, and where the chance of them being poisoned or getting sick was low - the night wound up ruined. Vaughn was, he considered, the only sane person in comparison with his two other companions. One was a transvestite, and the other was ridiculously crude and open and lacked all social grace.
"Pssht! What the hell are you talking about? I DIDN'T DO A THING! If he looked anything like a woman, we probably could have passed as a normal threesome!" Marte exclaimed, pointing at the tall, elegant, effeminate man, dressed as a woman with well-done make-up.
He sat down neatly, pulling in his chair, pursing his lips as he brought his long blonde hair over his right shoulder and adjusted his dress, smoothing out the wrinkles before looking at Marte, bright blue eyes narrowing viciously upon her.
"Pardon, but weren't you the one disturbing the peace of everyone by belching?" He asked, his voice well-trained into sounding like a woman's.
"You were the one who kept yelling at me, drawing attention to yourself," she snapped, sitting down with a thump and swinging her legs and resting her feet on the table, regardless that she wore a dress (she, however, wore trousers underneath).
"You two are so embarrassing. And stupid. And get yer goddamn feet off the table, woman!" Vaughn hissed, smacking Marte lightly in the back of the head.
"Fuck yourself!" She snapped back, belching loudly to be even more rude and obnoxious.
"Get some manners!" Ranae hissed.
Vaughn sat down, running his hands through his short, light brown hair. He looked up for anyone - any barmaid. He waved to one, raising his voice and shouting his order of 'Three Ales'. And he'd drink them all - he wasn't so nice enough to order for his bickering companions.