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"At the Bar Sanguinarius"

Started by Anonymous, February 14, 2005, 03:38:21 PM

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Anonymous

Mizuumi: So, why can't I see Ai? I'm not that drunk, am i?

Anonymous

Aki: Well, she doesn't exist really.

Ai: I do exist! I'm a real girl!

Aki: Shut it, Pinocchio!

Ai: Aki's being mean!

Anonymous

Mizuumi: So, you're insane. Okay. If not, then can you show her to me?

Anonymous

Aki: Sure.

Ai: Yay!!

Aki muttered some words under his breath and traced a sigil in the air, and Ai appeared beside him. She looked about 24, tall, blonde, and adorable. he wore a pink dress, that wasn't really slinky, but wasn't poofy, and somehow showed off her figure, even if she was terribly flat-chested.

Aki: You better behave.

Ai: Aki was being mean to me.

Aki: you were being annoying.

Ai: Yeah, well what if I think you're annoying?

Aki: No one cares what you think.

Ai: Waah! Aki's being mean to me!!

Ai sat down Indian-style and pouted.

Anonymous

Mizuumi: Aww, she's so cute!

He sat up on the bed.

Mizuumi: Ow, headache. Aki, how can you be mean to someone that cute?

Anonymous

Aki: Trust me, the cuteness wears off really fast.

Ai: Nuh-uh. I'm always cute.

Aki: Bullshit.

Ai: You said a bad word.

Aki: Fuck off.

Ai: Bad words! You're so mean.

Aki: If I was mean, I would've excommunicated you.

Ai: Noo! Not that!

Aki: I'm not gonna. You're useful at least.

Ai: Yay!

Aki: Just stop being so goddamn happy.

Anonymous

Mizuumi: Happy is usually a good thing, Aki. Oh, well. I won't be mean to you, Ai. By the way, why's your name "love"?

Anonymous

Ai: My name is love because that's what the higher powers decided I should represent for my life as an immortal and complete being.

Aki: She just used, like, all of her big words in one sentence. She's a spirit of healing, but not the healing done out of necessity, and not solely the healing of wounds. Her healing is based off of love and can heal all wounds if the love is strong enough. That's why she's useful.

Anonymous

Mizuumi: I see.

(insert Aki speaking)

Mizuumi: So she's airheaded and cute?

He jumped off the bed and glomped her.

Anonymous

Aki grabbed the nearest object, that being a shoe, and hit Mizuumi with it.

Aki: You're drunk. Get the hell off my summon.

Ai: I like him! He's nice, unlike some people.

Anonymous

Mizuumi: Ow! What? She likes me. Don't beat me up.

Anonymous

Aki: Don't feel too special. She likes everyone.

Ai: There's nothing wrong with being social, believe it or not, mister introvert.

Anonymous

Mizuumi: Being social is good. You get friends to do stupid stuff with. *hic* Whee, being drunk is fun.

Anonymous

Aki: Hey, I wish I wasn't introverted. People outside my head are more sane that the people inside my head.

Ai: I'm not insane.

Aki: You're in denial.

Ai: ... Shut up.

Anonymous

Mizuumi: You know, I doubt that, Aki. You need to meet some of my friends. And even if she is insane, she's cuter than hell. I think that oughtta make up for it.

Anonymous

Aki: Like I care about her being cute. For one she's dead, and for two, if I was interested in other women then I would've slept with Alison by now. I have my heart set already. Besides, she isn't the craziest of all of my summons. Not by far.

Ai: Yeah, you outta meet Jigoku! She's nuts! I mean really, she's insane. Like, scary insane.

Aki: Aww, I think she's fun.

Ai: Well, you're crazy, too.

Anonymous

Mizuumi: Dead? Wha? Jigoku, huh? With a name like Hell, I imagine she would be insane.

Anonymous

Ai: Yeah, I'm dead. Rather, I am a complete spiritual being who has decided to spend the rest of eternity on Earth, aiding-

Aki: -annoying-

Ai: -other lesser spirits. As for Jigoku...

In Aki's head and Ai's conciousness, an eerily unstable voice echoed. Can I come out and play?! Aki smirked. Ai gasped.

Aki: Sure-

Ai: -No.

Aki glared for a moment.

Aki: Alright-

Ai: -No.

Anonymous

Mizuumi: Why do I get the feeling I might not enjoy this?

Mizuumi shifted around on the floor.

Anonymous

Ai: Nuh-uh! If you summon her, I am *so* outta here!

Aki gave her a look.

Ai: Oh, damn. I just made that even more appealing to you.

Aki turned to Mizuumi.

Aki: I'll only summon her if you really want me to.