okay so this is one of my favorite games from my old board and it's simple. Your character wakes up to find the above poster's character in their bed.
Example:
Sinead: Good morn-*Opens eyes*-ing?
Vannessa: *snuggles* five more minutes
ownership of the bed passes with each post so for Sinead the bed was his and for Vannessa the bed was hers. I shall start
Desmond: Good morning sunshine
Akenu: -doesn't hear him, of course, but opens her eyes to find a stranger w/ her in camp, startled-
-awkwardly scrambles backwards, grabbing weapons-
Hans: *hears scrabbling and weapons being drawn*
*Opens eyes and sighs* I need to stop drinking
Morgan: ^.- *cracks an eye open and shoves him off the bed* More for me
Vannessa: *blinks repeatedly* get..........OUT!!!!!!!!
Benjamin: *blinks owlishly* WHY IS THERE SOMEONE IN MY BED?!?!?!?
Chris:-foul- ..... Morgan, that bloody wretch, what the blasted HELL did she convince me to do?! LAST time I'm drinking whatever it was that was.... MORGAN! -bangs on walls, turns to ben- YOU, sir, can KINDLY LEAVE.
Arty: *rolls over* Was here first, bugger off
Awari: -surprised- you're still here?
Tiraris: Unfortunately -.- consider yourself lucky
Jazbel: -saucy grin- I'd say.
Petal: *slaps* Lecher! GET OUT!
TaiyoU: OOOOW what was THAT for...?! are you a friend of mama's? is she letting you sleep over? What's going on? MOOOOM
Oca: o.O WHAT IS THIS?!?!?! SHHH!!! NO TOUCHY! Stay back, I'm warning you!
jazbel: -groans- There is a PERFECTLY good explanation for this, I assure you. And yes, your clothes are on, stop moanin' and let an old man sleep....
Segari: *roars* THEY BETTER BE ON STILL!!!
Sinead: Segari...what are you yelling about *yawns* better question....why are you in my bed....even better question....where is my wife
Sansi: ....
(XD I Can't breathe)
Scipio: Well hello *Raises eyebrows slightly*
Jypsei: *attempts to smother him with a pillow while burying her face in another* Be silent or get out
narron: You're cute, little thing from across the seas.
...
Tell me again how'd you end up here? O.o
Vannessa: th-thank you *cheeks redden* and I could ask you the same thing
Oda: You done forgot that I invited you to stay the night instead of spending money to stay at an inn? you're a grateful one, but never mind that. breakfast!
Zane: mmmmmm Breakfast......Wait a sec! wasn't I in the forest last night? O-o
Tessel: Ah.... um. Just... just wait here. I'll go get my master. He'll.. he'll explain everything. I'm so sorry.
Ladybird: O.o Keep him out of this! <.< >.> Nothing happened so we're good...right? Nothing happened!
Vandryn: *slyly* Well, obviously something happened...
Vannessa: *Half asleep* *snuggles* hey wait........*yawns*......you aren't my pillow
Ro'or: *smirks* No but you sure make a fine pillow replacement
wisp: Clouds make the best pillows!
Owlet: Keep bugging me and you'll find out what makes the best breakfasts!
Zane: Really now? I will tell you...*Censored: for ranting* *half an hour later* ....and that is why eggs and herbs with a little bit of meat and fruit make the best breakfast. ^_^
Akenu:- tried to lip read but fell behind because of his enthusiasm and gave up five minutes in. Instead, she made breakfast and ate while she nodded now and then, pretending that she could hear him.-
Miem: Did someone ask for a wake up call? *uses Denzien ability to play music out of the air, lots oh heavy drums* ^_^
Taladan: *sings a song to the beat, mesmerizes with his voice* Ohhhhhhhhh, to good bed felloooooooooows!
Iorwerth: ^.^ Why is that a ballad? Perhaps I should make one, this situation certainly does warrant one
Jazbel: -groans- I appreciate your enthusiasm for song, but for the love of Kia, do you HAVE to be stuck by inspiration THIS early in the morning?!
Miem: Inspiration can come from anywhere at anytime, morning inspiration is the remnants of dreams *Hums self back to sleep*
Morgan: ^.- So much for morning inspiration....or morning anything for that matter
Hans: Don't you have your own, much nicer bed not too far away? *sighs(
chris: this. is. my. bunk. what. are. you. talking. about. why. are. you. HERE.
Ro'or: Who said this one wasn't mine to begin with? I own all these beds, you should be thanking me for a place to rest
tai: my roomie's boyfriends get weirder by the minute.... how does she manage to sneak them in? -wacks ro'or with a gust of air.- Get outta my bed, asshole, and scram before the sarge. finds you, then you'll REALLY be sorry!
Jypsei: Is that how you treat a lady, asshole?
adis: nnn, you didn' mind much last night -yawn, hug-
Petal: *beats on her back and shoulders* Get off me!
Hendrick: I'm sorry! But you was the one who said I could spend the night here! I offered to sleep on the floor but you would have none of that!
Prim: There are other beds to sleep in, go use one of the THOSE!!! I'm not a bed!
Vannessa: *half asleep* *snuggles* quiet pillow
Nessa: How dare you speak to me in such matter?! And what are you doing in my bed, woman?! I will have you whipped for this!
Gabriel: *yawn* Oh, a woman? In my bed? Well I guess we could take this time to...perform some art together.
Miem: I'm all for the arts, I love drum lines *rums the air causing several heavy drum beats*
Tiraris: *claps hands over ears* STOP THE DAMN NOISE, SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!!!
Corvus: *cuddles* YES! Some of us actually like to ENJOY our peace and QUIET!
Vannessa: *Blink blink blink* get off me please........
ash: ... agggh! O.O
Iradia looks up through strands of hair at the strange, strong man sharing her bed. "Well, I didn't expect such a handsome stranger to be sharing my bed," she giggled, tracing her finger down Ash's chest.
Tain: *stares at unable to process the fact that someone other than Kris is touching him without an invitation*
Adonai: *blinks twice* Don't forget to pay me.
Jax: Humans.......what a greedy species *rolls over and goes back to sleep*
Amalendu: *wakes up groggily and looks Jax over* ... *silently gets out of bed and takes any valuables he can find*
Rhakōnba: *stretch, yawn, blinks at bedfellow*"...huh. I don't--?...Whatever. Hi, pretty~!" *Snuggles back down, pulls Amalendu closer with tail*
Mads: *wakes up, screams, runs*
Ms. Fluffy: -yowls- Watch the tail, human! Wait... why on earth were you in a kitty bed?!
Cauwyn: *groans groggily and smacks his lips* Uhg, too much ale! Why does it always taste like a cat shit in my... *stops and looks at Ms. Fluffy with wide eyes*
Rhakōnba: "Mmmph..." *opens eyes* "...Damn, I did alright last night." *cheeky grin*
chris: whatever you did, stowaway, speak quickly before i throw you over board :<
Ellarrah: *socks Chris across the face* Get outta my F****** bed you little sea-lovin' thief, before I knock your bloody teeth out with my other fist! *waves second first threateningly*
Oberin: *raises a brow* Well, well, well...isn't this a pleasant surprise.
Ombre: *drops a book with half a fish used as a place marker onto Oberin's chest, drifts out through nearest wall*
Thadin: *wakes up groggy* Huh?!? Oh, I really need to stop drinking...ugh.
awari: d'aw but you were quite amusing
Miem: I'm not sure I like what that implies
Adis: *glaring* me neither.
Hans: why are you glaring at me? Did I do something to piss you off too?
Ghanon: *laughs* Looks like you did all the right things to me!
Katahnia: *slaps!* Hold your tongue sir, and dismiss yourself from my presence before you make a mockery of us both!
Tain: *looks over at then just goes back to sleep*
Feni'tat: OMG, is this a tiger!? *ruffles it's fur* OH MY GOSH! I've never petted one before! *_* *strokes it's fur* You're so soft! *snuggles* X3
Oberin: -_- Get out...
Kris: and if I refuse? *signed*
Dram: *grits his teeth* oh gods, not again!
Zarrah: *presses a blade to his throat* No.. I'm afraid there won't be an 'again'.
Sinead: heh you're cute! But no...
Eve: *Cries*
Euzec: D8! ;_; Don't cry! Dx
narron: What's wrong? did my wings get in your face? they do that ><
Raiden: Who are you? *realizes where he is* how much did I drink last night?
Findra: *Gets scared by huge creature before it wakes gets to safety. Thinking of mischief sews blanket of bed down so it doesn't move very well. Thinking of another good thing for trouble she finds a small thimble and fills it with water placing it over the being. When it wakes she drops the small bit on it.*
Icythus: |8 what are you doing?
Calent: .....taxes.............................. get out of my bed.
Corvus: Taxes huh? Is that what they're calling it now? B]
Valia: ohh... *Swoons against him, squishing herself closer* You can call it whatever you want! <3
Alerri: Call what whatever we want? How did we end up together? I thought I was safe from strange people.
Gherrick: Yes.. well... *scratches nose sheepishly* About that.. I was just passing through! ^_^;
jazbel: yes, yes you were. but not before you give me back MY hard earned money, you petty thief :<
Dekka: Petty? *snickers* Hardly, after all.. *rubs his chin* I'm the King.
Castor: Well, the king just lost his royal jewels. *kicks him hard in the groin*
akenu: *opens eyes to watch fighting. groans, rolls over to reach for bow* not AGAIN.
Dram: *spoons* No. Stay. x3
Feni'tat: OK! *clings/hugs* Can you make me some eggs please? *smooshes face into back*And.. And ..And.. bacon??? I'm really hungry *prods prods*
Talin: D8< Get away from me! *swings sword at*
Trest: woah.. woah.. *smooths hair back* Watch the hair...
Icythus: *caresses hair with bare hands* (: *sets it ablaze* O.O ....oh, crap. B|
Chris: AGH! *pours basin of water on head.* There better be a good and proper explanation for this!!! =_=
Artemis: Oh, my god! *cries* I'm all wet! D:
My hair!
My books!
...... all of my clothes!! *appalled and about ready to cry*
Adis: Poor lamb. Don't cry! *hugh* Ach, you can borrow one of my things, if you wish... lines will do the trick for your clothes, you'll see. I dunno much bout books, but maybe if we set them by the fire. Hush, now :(
Urich: *wolfish grin* And what might your name be? B]
Victoria: *knocks him over the head with her parasol* Do mind your manners now.
ash: yes, ma'am ><
Erias: |8 *stares*
Feni'tat: *stares and reaches* ohhh... I like your hair....
Euzec: Oh thank you! Yours is pretty too! 8D
Sylus: Remove yourself from my bed at once, cretin! *glares*
Killian: *blushing and rubbing the back of his head* Oh, I uh, I'm t-terribly sorry! I just.. I just thought this was my room! *slowly backs away*
Radimir: *glares* No it's clearly mine. *kicks off the bed* Get out.
Artemis: *fierce blush* Well, at least you could have some manners about it!
Eris: least you could have done is be entertaining enough to be memorable *mumbles* what the hell happened last night?
Senji: -cracks open a crimsom eye- Memorable? Hardly, I've had better.
Jerec: *marks his territory around the room shortly before jumping out the window*
Victoria: *pinches her nose and sprays the room down with perfume* Damn wolves...
Urich: Damn wolves huh? *kicks out of bed*
Nisha: -falls on floor- Ow! -looks around panicked- Where am I and how did I get here?!
Dekka: *Smirks* Do you really want to know?
Ghanon: *raises brow* I think we already know. But the question is...how did the goat get in here?
Gavin: -peers at the goat, then looks at his bedmate- Aww, how sweet, breakfast in bed!
Ginzu: *dizzy* What the HELL did I smoke last night!?!?
Tah-leen: Did you smoke fish? *presses nose against Ginzu and sniffs him*
Kihtz'l: *braids spoons in her hair*
Ashlar: -snuggles the person beside him more-
Laighean: It's awkward times sooch as these that ah'm glad fer bein' cursed at night. ^^;
Aella: What are you doing in my bed!? *reaches for a lamp to hit him with*
Corvus: Now, now, we had an agreement. You promised not to hit me, and I promised not to bite...hard. *winks*
Ellarrah: Hey! I never said I was in to that kinky shit. You try biting me and it'll earn you a punch to the face.
Corvus: Very well, have it your way. I never bite on the first date anyway. *rolls around in the sheets*
Alerri: Who are you the king? Quit hogging the sheets.
Gherrick: Ok! Ok! *puts hands up in surrender* I'll share *boyish smirk*
Grave: *grunts...stomach-mouth eats him*
Ellarrah: What the bloody hell IS that thing!? *backs up to the other end of the bed with a cringe*
Jazbel: =_=;; That's a little harsh, even for you, love...
Lady Acaulian: *slaps* Don't call me, love. And get out of my room before I summon the guards! *stomps one angered foot on the ground and points at the door* Or.. *narrows gaze* Scream for my husband.
Lerrok: Hey now, no need for things to get violent. I'm going, I'm going. *mutters* Shrew.
Prince Rezvek: *snarling while drawing his sword* You haven't seen violent yet. *swings!*
Thadin: Whoa, lady. I can take a hint. Still thy raging blade O boorish one.
Lady Julianna: What blade? I don't use those horrid things. My temper and the dungeon is good enough. Do you remember what happened last night?
Ayden: If you don' remember, I could give you a refresher *wink*
Talin: I'll take a rain-check, thanks.
Findra: *Moves quickly before being trampled. Darts under blanket and ties big toes to the bed posts. Darts toward hands and ties thumbs together. Walks to head of the bed and climbs to the top of the headboard. Sits on it looking down chuckling.* Since when do checks have rain?
Artemis: Oh! But that's the point of a rain check! You see, you have to go out of your way to see if it's raining before you- *while explaining she stands up, gets caught in the trap and let's out a scream- falling directly onto her face*
Luna: "You should be more careful." Proceeds to trip over own tail.
Urich: *rolls onto his back, laughing hard* What a way to make my day!
Killian: I'm errm.. glad I could help? *awkward*
Cierith: *smirks, embraces and bites his shoulder* I'm sure you are!
Lord Amalin: *appalled and pulls away, clutching onto shoulder protectively* Careful of the shoulder! I decompose most quickly there!
Vandryn: *slashes through and through* Bah, wrappings and dust, everywhere! Somebody get the broom!
Valia: *so repulsed, nearly vomits but instead, simply passes out from viewing such ugliness*
Hael: Hey are you okay? *Shakes other person lightly so as not to hurt them* Sun's up best not to waste the day.
Ashlar: -curls into a tighter ball- Five more minutes...-yawn-
Feni'tat: OK! *jumps into the bed with and cuddles* Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! X3
Cierith: *spoons*
Dekka: *cops a feel*
Wind Runner: "I'm pretty sure that would be offensive if I were human..." Bares teeth.
Gherrick: *slowly backs away, hands up in surrender* I'm sure this is all a big misunderstanding.
Urich: Damn right. *claws face*
Jazbel: *smirks* Well, you see what had happened was....
Cierith: *puffs on a cigar* Well, I can tell you how it ended... *smirk* with a bang...not a whisper.
Ritousaey: In all of time and space, with ladies like you even the whispers end in bangs. *smiles* You know even immortals enjoy a bit of lust. Ready for another go? I can be any man you like. Literally...
Orphis (A dragon... lol wut...)
-blinks self awake, turns head, hisses, and slams tail against the bed.-
Insignificant mortal. If you wish to live, do not share last night's events with any soul, living or dead.
Rubik: *smashes into a bunch of cubes from the shockwave like a bunch of legos*
Tah-leen: *blinks at all of the little cubes, picks one up, sniffs it and starts to gnaw on it hesitantly*
Findra: *dangles fish at top of bedpost* These are better than those cubes.
Selaina: Uh... thanks... :|
Etho: *Winks* You are welcome
Ellarrah: *socks in the face* Don't be winkin' at me you pervert! Now get out of my bed! *punts!*
jazbel: OOOOF! *rubs nose* What cha do that for, elle? X_X
Sonya: Mew?
Rain: A cat!? What is a cat doing here? Get off of my bed before you bring in fleas!
Roberto: *winks* Hey sweet cheeks.
Feni'tat: *clings to* DID YOU SAY SWEET MEATS!? *eyes sparkle* *_____*
Theodore Wrenthis: *quirks head in a very canine manner and lifts left eyebrow* My standards are high. I only let the prettiest of ladies have my "sweet meat".
Tain: *Ears perk up at the word "sweet meat"* *Stomach grumbles*
Pao: Oh, what a beautiful tiger. *sits beside on bed and pets*
Jax: *petted* Um.....? o_O
Artemis: *faints*
Baldur: Hmm... Well since your heart is still beating at a regular rate I guess you are okay. Rest well I have work to do. *Gets out of bed and gets ready for the day.*
Jinai: *smirks* Who said we were finished? Why don't you come back here so we can finish our fun?
Etho: Alright *pulls a cigarette out of pocket and lights it* This will mean I have gone down more than the sun.
Dekka: *cracks knuckles* Well, this will be at least the first time for us, since I'm going to knock my f****in' fist into your f****in' face unless you get the f****in' hell out of this f****in' bed. *smiles* ANd I aim for you to do that, right *he cracks another knuckle* now.
Darnoc: Challenge accepted....B****
Thanh: *blinks at suit of armor, then shrugs and attempts to put it on*
Liarri: Umm..... *looks at Thanh with suspicion*
Millie: What the...? Let me guess, you drank too much to get home last night? Are you feelin' alright now, sweetie?
Killian: I er.. uh.. um, that is to say *nervous laugh* I g-guess so? *face beet red*
Beatrid: ...-___- You got about five seconds before I toss your ass out so hard you leave skid marks on the floor.
Athephenae: Yes sweetie, you're a big tough girl, I know. A strong independent woman who don't need no Naeta to talk to. I'll be on my way.
Jy'aad: umm.... GET OUT!
Iyla: *growls and bares teeth* I was here first. So if you don't leave right now, I'm going to bite you.
Liarri: Hey, take it easy! I'm certainly not happy about this either!
Lord Amalin: Good, then I should hope you will remove yourself from my bed immediately.
Athephenae: ... I don't even get a bedtime story?
Branwen: *pulls out her lute* I suppose that couldn't hurt. That'll be three coppers. A good strummin' don't come cheap. ;)
Sebastian: I don't know. Three coppers sounds cheap to me. Does that mean I have to do all of the work? *smirk*
Veraxitoc: Three coppers? You mean copperback dragons? What work? Why sleep in my cave?!
Megrin: *cringes* I don't know what you're going on about, but I'm going to kill Ahk-meht.
Drin: Feeling's mutual, woman! *puts a rather large dent in the nearest wall*
Valia: What!? What the hell is your problem? How *dare* you punch a hole in my wall! Guards! Guards! ANd say.. that does bring up a good question, how DID you get into my room? Get out! Or I'll have the guards skewer you!
Seh'lvah: *Groggy and drowsy* Are you my new pet human? I always wanted a pet human... *wags tail*
Boski: Im an immortal. AND HOW IN THE WORLD DID A DRAGON GET IN HERE?
Sorcha: DRAGON!? *leaps out of bed and seizes her warhammer* THE SPIRITS HAVE SMILED UPON THIS DAY! *goes into crazy barbarian lady ,dragon-slaying mode*
Ayden: Dragon? I suppose you could call it d'at. *wink*
Sorcha: *smashes "it" with her hammer*
/thread
I couldn't resist , but please ignore this lulz.
Torak Bah, a shovel will suffice.
Liarri Well.... Isn't this nice? A psychotic assassin in my bed..... Where are the guards when you need them?
Tobias: Oi! I'm not that psychotic...
Angel: And just who are you trying to fool with a statement like that?
Kirnardaz: Angel? AN ANGEL IN MY BED?!?!?! DIE!!!
Lefiute: *cocks head for a moment then licks face repeatedly*
Seh'lvah AWWWW... How cute! *teenage dragon squee*
Kyt: *covers ears* And strange situations like this are exactly why I avoid drinking... Where am I, exactly?
Pao: *smiles and leers* You are where you should be. The fated steps of your path have brought you here. Now.. give me your hand if you want to see your future.
Kirnardaz: Does it say anything about more kids? Cause if it does, I seriously hope that I didn't make any more last night, cause you shouldn't be there at all. Especially not in my bed...
Scarlet Bird: I do not think you need to worry about children. I take.. extra precautions.
Shamgar: *screeches* Wha- What happened last night?
Seh'lvah: I KNEW YOU HAD A DRAGON FETISH SHAMGAR!!!! I KNEW IT!! Now get the hell out of my bed you creep!!!
Shamgar: How do I know you don't have a gryphon fetish?
Gherrick: Yeah... I'm going to have to go with a big fat No, and I'll exit, stage left.
Shamgar:....... Who are you, AND WHERE AM I?
Xerordir: I am an EVIL necromancer, and you are in MY fortress, in MY bed. Now get out before I call a zombie guard to come and eat you, Gryphon.
Victoria: *looks unimpressed* Get out of MY bed before I call my zombie valet to drag you out, OR my werewolf fiance to bite off your limbs. *then narrows eyes darkly* ANd if that won't suffice to ward you off, I'll shove my parasol up your ***. *pointed it threatenignly at* Don't.. test me.
Wallace: Oi, wey wad ye be in ma bed?
George:Oh, yes, please do leave.
Finnegan: Get the f*** out of my bed, you lousy b****.
Kirnardaz: Ah... I didn't make you did I? No? Good. Do you serve a god? No? Ok. *Flattens with magical demon dimension powers*
Artemis: *takes one look at the Demon Prince and screams*
Shamgar: Well, how am I going to explain this to Seh'lvah? *starts fiddling with goggles*
Skalos: We weren't expecting friends to arrive overnight! We are glad you let yourself in Shamgar-friend, do you want us to prepare someone for dinner?
Boski: I don't associate with demons. BE GONE!
Kirnardaz: BY THE GODS, THERE IS A GOD IN MY BED.
Sebastian: If that's the case, I must've had one too many beers *scratches at his fleas*
Seh'lvah: EWWW!!! Why are you scratching, have you got, like, fleas?! EWWW!!! Get out of my bed you disgusting creep!
Jarrett: *smoking his cigar and cna't remember how he got here* Here... hold this. He'll keep your bed warm *sets Jessi Morrison's corpse onto the bed and leaves nonchalantly, hands in his pockets*
Ha'aheo: *the shark-man gnaws on the corpse's arm* Mmm! Taste like pineapple!
Eve: *Cries*
Zavimaat: Don't look at ME! I didn't make her cry this time!
Krah: That bad, eh? *barks out a laugh*
Shamgar: I hope you don't hunt gryphons....... *flies away*
Jarrett: *ignores the gryphon, since he's too busy chilling out on the bed with two dead bodies, Jessi Morrison's and Figleo Bakk's and plays solitaire, puffing away at his cigar* See ya *he says, not even glancing up from where he flips over his next card and frowns, realizing he lost the game. He then pauses, looks at his list of marks, shrugs, not seeing Shamgar on his hit-list and goes back to shuffling his cards*
Owl: OH MY BLEEDING GODS WHAT?! DDDD8 *beats him over the head with a pillow* WHY ARE THEY HERE? WHY ARE YOU HERE? GET OUT BEFORE YOU JOIN THEM! Dx
Krah: Oh, but I'm already joining them. *winks* Why don't you come here and play along? Could be fun to have this many women in one bed with a God. *laughs*
Liarri: *sighs, kicks Krah out of bed*
Branwen: *tunes her lute and grins* Corpses and a deer-lady, eh? Sounds like an interesting tale! ;D I wanna know aaaall about it!
Feni'tat: ME TOO *eyes shining brightly*
Kyran: *cozies up to Fen* I want to know about you... *eyebrow waggle* ...inside and out!
Pao: Well *grins slyly* There is much to tell *cozies in as well, slinking off one sleeve from her shoulder* And we've got all night.. *her fingers' traipse up his chest* I'm sure I could think of many clever ways to give you a tour of everything you desire. I can see the future, after all. And I think I sense that it might be a little hot.
Azuma: One shouldn't wish to wake up in the bed of a stranger.
Dekka: This might be the first time I ever f****** agree.
Skalos: FRIENDS TASTE NICE!! *chews on Dekka's arm*
Azuma: I don't see this ending well.
Sorcha: *raises hammer above the dragon's head and readies for the kill* You can say THAT again!
lol. Sorry Clever. I couldn't resist. :3
Krah: So you're one of those kinky sorts? *grins* I like it..
Zaehal: While that may or may not be true, good sir... I'd appreciate it greatly if you could be on your way.
Jayo: ............
Skalos: Why does friend not talk? TALK FRIEND. WE WANT TO HEAR YOU TALK...
Rain: Yeah um, friend? How about no... and GET THE HELL OFF OF MY SHIP!!!
*then he pales, sweating and realizes that he can't due to the fact of the curse upon his ship and proceeds to turn away, muttering and swearing up a storm.* THE GODS CLEARLY HATE ME!!!!!!!!
Thriv: There there, good sir. While I don't approve of whatever trickery you pulled to get me here, I'm sure Angsar won't hold it against you. Now, I'm sure there's somewhere I'm needed! *attempts to jump heroically to his feet, trips, and hits his head on the floor*
Shamgar: Umm.... It appears your armor is a it big.... I can fix that if that if you want....
Ro'le:tak: Hello big boy, hehe, I thought you were dating the dragoness? Oh it doesn't matter, let's have some fun.
Shamgar: Sorry, but Im leaving. I don't date immortal beings.
Brie Singer: OH MY GODS! A GRYPHON?! GUARDS!! GUAAAARRRDDDSSS!!!! BRING SHOVELS!!!!!
Shamgar: *sighs, then picks up a piece of cheese" Wha- Are you a cheese maker? Where are the guards when you need them....
Kirnardaz: It is such a small world. I hate small worlds. Wait... You haven't touched my daughter have you?! I WILL RIP THE FLESH FROM YOU BONES!! *fire*
Valia: What on earth are you talking about!? Get out of my room NOW before I scream!
Jack Aubrey: I know I drink ALOT.... but I do believe that I wasn't as drunk to end up.... here
Lady Averella: Yes, well, where exactly is here? *peers timidly at, cheeks softly blushed in pink*
Hans Blanka: You're on the Chalice. *rolls over hogging up the blankets* In the sick bay. Doctor's Quarters. *Yawns* Don't touch the Flask on the desk. It has a a volatile chemical in it, and if the quartermaster comes around..... hide, unless you are really good at swimming. *hasn't even opened his eyes*
Kirnardaz: That would be true except you are in my realm... Oh, by the by, the bed is hungry, and you are the closest meal. *teleports into random place in Vorax*
Sieg Hart: Let it try if it wants to die.
Vex Idrian: Ahhh! Who are you? Where am I? How'd I get here? Who's dying now? Better not be me!
Ellarrah: Quiet! *kicks* I'm trying to sleep!
Urtok: *rolls over in his sleep mumbling * Mr. Snuggles *wraps a massive stinky arm around poor El and cuddles her*
Note: Mr. Snuggles is his stuffed bear.
Artemis: *SCREAMS*
Miklo: Oh, terribly sorry miss! Please calm down, I'm as alarmed as you are. *totally doesn't realize that came out horribly, horribly wrong*
Jinai: I can help you with that *smirks and reaches for his pants*
Roberto:*screams* WHO ARE AND YOU AND WHY IS A WOMAN IN MY BED!!!!
Liarri: Why are you in my bed? Are you trying to sleep with me or something?
Jaxel Cray: Dunno what you're talking about. I'm sittin' here, so I'd say there's no trying about it. *jumps about* Say, got any food?
Azuma: Leave, before you feel the power of the Oirthir dragons!
Jinai: Oh, power? I love power. *winks*
Torak: You seem cheery today...
Jinai: *kicks him where the sun don't shine and leaves the bed to find a shovel..*
Victor: Interesting. The use of a shovel to knock a man unconscious. Now, my pretty, about your face, it needs improving... *scalpel*
Ajax: I think your face needs improving! *scimitar*
Gherrick: Ohhhhh... kaaaaaaay... I think there's been some sort of big misunderstanding.. *he began to say as he slowly backed away*
Lerrok: ...Strange. Well, I don't know what happened, and I'm not sure I want to, so I think I'll be off now... *slips valuable things into his pockets*
Ro'le:tak: Awww, why not stay and cuddle me? *super sexy angel pose*
Father Caderyn: BEGONE, TEMPTRESS!!!
Khanna: Well, this is awkward.. How much did I drink? *thinks*
Shamgar: I don't know, just leave before my girlfriend gets the wrong idea *shudders at the thought of becoming a chew toy*
Khanna: Oh, damn *she curses*
Seh'lvah: You're DEFINITELY my new chew toy Shamgar, you are in so much sh** for this...
Shamgar: I didn't.... I- I- *is completely scared....*
Khanna: *quietly tries to sneak away*
Seh'lvah: And you human, you're a snack too. In fact you are going first. You have seriously miffed me off.
Shamgar: *watches in horror, cowers underneath bed...*
Khanna: What? It's not my fault! You dragons solve your own problems, I don't have anything to do with this. *she says crossing her arms* Look at your beloved, brave partner hiding beneath the bed *a grin on her face*
(ooc: I think this is not the way this game is played xD)
Seh'lvah: *picks up human* I'll deal with him in a minute... *chomp* Now... *burp* Shamgar... *turns with fire in eyes*
((OOC: There's no rule against it, therefore we can do it, lol))
*not fair, you ate me... be prepared for stomach ache.. Khanna is really hard to swallow..*
Seh'lvah: *breathes fire rooted in stomach (she just got toasted)* Shamgar dear... Come and give me a hug and a kiss and we can forget you slept with some other woman...
Shamgar: *stays right where he is, whimpering and shaking*
Seh'lvah: Get here now Shamgar or I will skin you alive with my teeth! *looks at bed expectantly*
Soevak: ...Perhaps agreeing to this job was a poor idea.
Skalos:...
Thriv: Get back, fiend!!!
Ro'le:tak: I don't think you'll be going anywhere tonight handsome....
Arthur: *stares at angel for a minute..... Yawns and goes back to sleep*
Tye: *Clings to the sheets stubbornly. He never had such a comfortable rest in his life so it was easy to find why it took him this long to wake up. Only semi conscious, he began to realize that he didn't own a bed and that, last he recalled, people don't sleep in huge groups in alleys. Then he let go, sat up and stared at the chaos around him. The proximity of Arthur as he dozed off caused Tye to fall out of bed and have a panic attack, crawling under it.*
(Sorry, lots of words, lots and lots of words...)
Khanna: Hey there... *smiles and falls asleep again because of a hangover*
Torak: Hello Khanna... How was I last night? Any good? *yawns dozily*
Khanna: Seen better. *she grins evily and turns away from him*
Torak: I'll have another go now then... *dirty smirk*
Arthur: *whimpers.... Hides under bed*
Ro'le:tak: Come here little thing, it's ok, she's not pretty, I am...
Jy'aad: *pulls out scythes* Leave, fallen one, before you join the ranks of my father's army!
Tye: *Continues to hyperventilate under the bed. Upon seeing the angel approach he scrambles to find a weapon; and finds a crowbar, of all things. He sticks it out from under the be and flails it at Ro'le:tak and Jy'aad.* G-g-g-go! Go away!
Arthur:.........*starts pawing at Tye for food*
Khanna: Well, I don't know how this happened. You know where the door is. *she yawned*
Jaxel: Oh, hey miss! How'd you end up here? *gives a stupid grin and does a handstand*
Khanna: Knew I shouldn't have taken that last drink. *Slaps her forehead and smiles*
Ro'le:tak: None of you are as beautiful or seductive as me, face it...
Arthur: *stares at angel..... Bites ankle*
Kirnardaz: Good work. Stupid fallen. *pets Arthur*
Jy'aad: ........*opens portal to the underworld, leaves*
Nekros: OOOH!! FREEDO- *hits invisible wall* *sob*
Jy'aad: *comes back, grabs Nekros*
Nekros: *still hits invisible wall* *sobs more*
Mountain Man: *strokes beard, plays banjo*
Khanna: Keep it down with that noise *throws a pillow on him*
Mountain Man: *reveals true form as Sor'valf* YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Methusela: I agree with the human, shut up. I don't care if you are some almighty god. Shut up. *dozy dragon*
Arthur: *paws at Methusela for food*
Seh'lvah: *rags Shamgar and gives him to Arthur* Here you go! ^.^
Shamgar:*moans* "please don't hurt me!"
Arthur: *stares curiously*
Veraxitoc: What in the name of the gods and therissia is happening here?! This is my bed!
Arthur: *curls up and falls asleep on Veraxitoc's bed*
Xerordir: THIS IS MY HELLISH PUNISHMENT, LEAVE!
Khanna: Pity I can't use the shovel here. *evil smile*
Arthur: *curls up in Khanna's lap and gives the puppy eyes*
Seh'lvah: Ewww, get out of my bed creep
((OOC: Come on guys, lets bring it back in))
Liarri: Get out of my bed!
Loreiaka: That's twice I've slept in a supposedly uninhabited room to wake up to someone...
Arthur: *curious as to how a dragon can fit in his den.... Then gives the puppy face in hopes of getting food*
Khanna: You're so cute! *gives some food and hugs him*
Arthur: *licks Khanna's face, wags tail, then leaves....*
Lefiute: ....? *ears perk up* *yips Playfully*
Jean-Luc: *in true form* I do hope you don't mind, but I fed on your dreams while you were out.
Zarrah: *points blade at his throat* I don't know what your game is, but get out before I cut your throat open.
Soevak: And this is why I try to keep things professional. I'd advise putting that away before things get unpleasant.
Jinai: Why? Some people like it unpleasant *smirks*
Hadrian: "And that's why I should stop drinking vodka"
Tanya: *checks out Hadrian* "Wanna do it again?" *winks* God... I should have drank less. Last night must have been awesome with a man like this... too bad I remember none of it.
Dekka: I'm always up for seconds *smirks*
Hadrian: Well...I suppose I could stay for a while *smiles*
Ne'friss: *sneers and points nose to the air* Someone remove this... peasant for me.
Xerordir: *lists sins* For this, the sentence is... DEATH...
Jinai: Oh? And here I was hoping the sentence would be sex. *grins and rolls over onto her belly upon the bed, kicking her legs idly behind her*
Torak: You see Jinai... *smirk* I moved on. Sorry babes. I just got over you, and got myself someone so much better. They actually helped me! And the White Mask.... *clicks fingers* Is all mine.
Gherrick: I'm not sure who Jinai is, or what you're talking about with masks, but I think I'll see myself out. *heads for the window*
Loreiaka: AGGGHH!!! *screams forever*
Feni'tat: What's wrong? Are you hungry, too?
Skalos: We're very hungry. We'll eat you for breakfast...
Valeska: *grins meanly* You annoy me. *her finger tips begin to crackle and pop with small lightning bolts* But I'm feeling generous, you've got five seconds before I fry your brains. One.... two.....
Ghanon: Relax darling! There's no need to rush! Let's have dinner. You can fry his brains later. *smirk*
Methusela: How about, no. You insignificant little bipedal creature. Now get the heck out my bed before I roast you one the spot!
Icythus: Delicious! I've always wanted to eat roast dragon!
Torak: Dragon?! WHERE?! *panic attack*
Jayo: ................
Jude: *leans back and lights a cigar* It's okay. Speechlessness is normal.
Lucian: wait..... Who are you, and how did you get in my bed?
Roktos: *groggy* Lucian?... *wakes up suddenly* LUCIAN, WHAT THE HELL?!
Lucian: Hey, you woke up in MY bed! How did you get in here without setting me on fire, anyway?
Roktos: No, this is a merging of both our beds. And I have set you on fire. You are burning to death. So sorry buddy...
Abbán: *screams in agony as he's burned!*
Ravin: *stares at*
Torak: Where's Jinai? *breaks fourth wall* GIVE ME JINAI SPICE. GIVE. ME. JINAI.
Pao: I do not believe I am familiar with this 'Jinai Spice' you speak of. But if you eat this black stone, it should ward you from dark visions that may plague you at night.
Lucian: Dark visions in my sleep... Sure.... Now GET OUT!
Valia: Oh, MY God, is that a talking animal?
Jude: You can call it whatever you want. Just don't forget the kinks are extra.
Sah-lora: What do you mean by 'kinks'? *tilts head curiously to one side*
Xerordir: Your carnal sins have made me make my judgement. By the blood of a thousand unexpected mothers, TIME TO DIE.
Vandryn: *meditates* First concentration, then the mark. Lest your bite off more than you can chew.
Lucian: Wait.. Where am I, and why am I in bed with YOU?!
Persi: Well then, there was some of this, some of that, and please ignore the wounds on your chest, I promise those will heal up quite nicely. Say, how about breakfast in bed? Hop to it~
Rubik: I am aware of the custom of breakfast. But I am afraid I am at a loss as how to go about it. And I am also quite at a loss as to how my cubes ended up all over the floor! *reassembles like legos*
Liarri: That's a neat little thing.... But, more importantly, how did you get in my bed?
Roktos: Uhh, if it wasn't cause you were on fire, I would say that having you in my bed is "hot", so...
Jean-Luc: Silly demon, sleeping with a Kitsune? Really, especially one that's a vampire?
Pao: Call it what you will, but the fates will smile upon this union.
Enzo: You would say that. Probably throw rocks and spit at them to show for it.
Victoria: *raises a brow* Do I know you?
Nekros: No. I'm dead, so get out of my bed before I show you horrifying visions.
Liarri: A ghost? Not the first time my dreams have gotten out of hand... *goes back to sleep*
Urich: *kicks partner out of bed, rolls over and goes back to sleep*
Iyla: *hisses and bites his arm*
Arthur: *wonders why he woke up next to Iyla....*
Renna: Oh, wha t a cute animal!
Oakley: My father's going to kill me! D:
Sophia: Would love to stay and find out why I don't remember sleeping here, but tell you what, let me bloody my sword with my contract, and then, uh, we can talk?
Lucian: Um.... How did you get in my bed?
Roktos: Do you enjoy burning?! EVERY NIGHT NOW!!
Abbán: *screams in pain*
Vandryn: *laughs maniacally*
Jean-Luc: I will say that you elves have interesting dreams.... And they're delicious!
Ginzu: I'll drink to that! *chugs down a pint*
Lucian: Oh joy.... A drunk... Where's the mop and my bow *flies off to find both*
Seh'lvah: SHAMGAR?! I'LL KILL YO-... Oh. Sorry...
Abbán: Don't hurt me, miss.....
Skalos: Gryphon-friend?
Lucian: Roktos, come get your friend out of my bed!
Xerordir: Why did I fall asleep?! *confused as to need for sleep*
Jy'aad: Falling asleep on the job... In my bed, too.... Mom's not going to be happy about this!
Kirnardaz: Hey, prince, ever heard of beauty sleep? Well, take it from another prince, YOU NEED SOME. *rolls over*
Grave: *grunts*...*swats Kirnadaz like a fly*
Killian: oh god, what the hell is it?! D:
Cierith: *smirk* You know what it is.
Krah: I don't know.. I think I might need you to show me *smirks*
Castor: Something tells me you've had enough. *bashes his face*
Ellarrah: Touch me again and I'll rip your f****** balls off!
Lucian: Hey, easy! You woke up IN MY BED!
Ghanon: You presume too much. I believe this is MY bed.
Jean-Luc: Silly mortal, please get out of my home before I am forced to drink your blood.
Averella: Oh dear, but I haven't even gotten any blood for you to drink!
Tessel: B-b-bloood?! No, that's the master. You shouldn't be here... *shoves out of bedroom*
Gherrick: *Falls onto the floor* Ouch.
Tenran: I'll go wherever I damn well please!
Jinai: I already know that.
siana: well it's certainly not in my damn room!
Lucian: Not in mine, either. Now get out before I throw you in the forge!
Sophia: Get out of my room you perverted gryphon, before I behead you.
Scarlet Bird: Gryphon? *she laughed* Last time I checked they called my Scarlet Bird.
Shamgar: Ugh.... Wait...who are you?!
Seh'lvah: You?! Uh... Uh... Um?... Leave?....
Liarri: Oh.... Your one of those kind of dragoness.... *gets out and walks away slowly*
Roktos: Huh... Oh? If you're who I was stupid with, apologies now. Now, uh, douse your tail fire?
Jean-Luc: Silly demon, I'll just regenerate, and then devour your dreams!
Alycia: WHAT?! I think you're mistaken... I'm just a mermaid! And why are you in my bed?! *eyes widen in horror as a deep red blush spreads across her face*
Lucian: A better question is how are you in my bed? We're on DRY LAND!
Lali: Dry land? Did I save you from drowning or something? You must have been mostly dead if we had to go this far... *motions at bed*
Gina- Fucking finally! How are you?(sexiest voice possible)
Jerec: *marks the room then bolts for the window*
Xerordir: Did I remember to turn the fires in hell off? *thinks* Yes...
wisp: *Giggles as she turns the fires of hell back on*
Roktos: Stop that little girl. Please. And get out of my bed before you disperse little cloud girl.
Fiara: I'm not little! I'm a full six years old!
Lautrec- Holy hell! How did this happen?
Cierith: I imagine somewhere between shot one and twenty-three.
siana: 36?! Ha you light weight!
Torak *snore* Whut? 42... *goes back to sleep*
Mercuxio: I don't drink, it clouds the mind. *meditates*
narron: *snores, wings suddenly stretch open*
Mads: *stares in wonderment* An interesting specimen indeed! I must obtain a sample. Just one wing! You've got two of them after all, you can spare one! *attempts to cut one off*
Lucian: Wait, what? Get out of my bed!
Elaina: You sure? I'd prefer to cuddle...
Roktos: Oh! Uh... Uh... *goes misty eyed* You're preeeeetttyyyy....
Averella: *wide eyed and red faced* Er..uh, ummm... th-thank you?
Torak: Tell me... How much do you want to die? Because that should dictate your next answer: Did you have sex with me?
Vandryn: I believe you had sex with yourself.
Sebastian: Damn.
Cierith: You sonuvabitch! You gave me fleas!
Artemis: *mouth falls open, confused* What!? I.. I think you must be mistaken! I don't even have any fleas! And what on earth are you doing in the library? Wait, and what am I doing in the library? Oh dear, I must've fallen asleep!
Xerordir: Laziness is a sin my dear. No amount of removing clothes, begging or offers of sexual activity will deter your imminent DEATH! *swings scythe*
Jinai: *catches scythe* Well, aren't you a big boy? *smirks*
Sophia: So you're the one my brother hates. Ok, death time. *decapitation*
Amalin: *sighs* I hate when that happens. *goes to find his head*
Khanna: I found the head... Wanna kick it and pretend it's a ball? *grins*
Alexandra: Umm... no? Where did that come from? And why in the world am I here... with you?
Khanna: You're no fun. *crosses her arms*
Tanya: *hiccup* I can be loads of fun... *pulls other person close to her and plants a kiss on their lips*
Jude: Easy, darling. No need to rush, I don't charge by the hour. Though, maybe I should give it some consideration.
Khanna: No need for thinking.. What's not to like here? *grin*
Feni'tat: *smiles happily and clings onto her arm* Does that mean we're friends!?
Cierith: It means I've got a new footstool!
Lucian: I am not your footstool!
Xerordir: No, you're my trophy kill.
Lady Averella: Oh dear, but I am not dead. Well, not really...
Liviana: Why is a mummy in my bed?
Lord Amalin: I could ask the same thing as to why there's a gryphon in mine... *glares*
Xerordir: I would turn you into a zombie, but considering that you are already cursed, I will leave you to suffer.
Liviana: Why do I get all the creeps? *goes back to sleep*
Leif: Because clearly you are so lucky *drenched in sarcasm*
Jean-Luc: Of course. Now, excuse me while I drink your blood!
Pao'orha: Not until you eat this rock!
Icyck: Well now... I wasn't expecting you, but you're welcome...
Prince Rezvek: *growls and draws his blade* Draw your sword, or be out of my sight!
Enzo: IF IT'S A FIGHT YOU WANT, IT'S A FIGHT YOU'LL GET! *draws blade*
Pao: *yawns and throws a rock at his head*
Enzo: *grumbles, throws rock back at her*
Zarrah: *smashes fruit in his face*
Radimir: *smirks* I think we both know where that leads. Do we really want another fruit fiasco?
Victoria: *glares* What exactly do you mean, sir?
Liviana What? Who are you?
Roktos: If you weren't my best friends sister, I would be glad to be in bed with you.
Lucian Roktos, why do you keep climbing in my bed? And why are you here, Liviana?
Roktos: Dude, I swear, she seduced me! Temptress! Away! *makes cross with fingers*
Icythus: Pffft said you and every man.
Sebastian: *grins* So you're saying you get around?
Sophia: Prey or play? Prey or play? Hmmmm.... Play then prey it is... *bares fangs*
Victoria: *sticks an enchanted item on her face to nullify all her vampire powers* Please. That's child's play. Bare your teeth to someone else. And really.. *wrinkles nose* Learn to brush a little better.
Xerordir: Don't get in bed with a skeleton then. *reaps soul*
Liviana: *yawns, kicks whoever is next to her out of bed*
Sophia: Oh my gods! A cuddly toy! YAY! *bites it*
Jean-Luc: That "cuddly toy" happens to be my furry rump. Now, please leave before I decide to make you a full vampire and strip you of whatever humanity you have left.
Tah-leen: Cuddle toy! Cuddle toy *smiles happily while wagging her tail*
Lucian: *kicks partner out of bed* Ugh... Why do you people keep making racket? Im trying to sleep!
Methusela: Gryphons? Am I having one of my Shamgar-nightmares again? *cries*
Liviana: No sweetie, you just woke up in my bed. Now leave before I call the guards.
Chagall: *half-lidded glare* Get....Out.
Scarlet Bird: Wouldn't you like to make me? *smirks*
Torak: Make you die? Of course.
Bishop: Touch her and it'll be the last thing you ever do!
The White Mask: Of course you will. Shall we have some fun though? I love fighting...
Liviana: Ugh... Im too tired to be sending people to detention....
Ellarrah: Me too *snores*
Shamgar: Please leave my bed. I really don't want another relationship...
Seh'lvah: Please come back... I'm sorry...
Heather: If you think I'd ******* come back, you must be a ****** idiot! Now how the **** did I end up here...
Jude: You tell me... *smirk*
Liarri: I'll you once: GET OUT OF MY BED!
Thadin: Easy, sugar! Say do you happen to have any snacks would you?
Feni'tat: Sugar! I would LOVE some sugar! And cakes, and cookies and and and sweet rolls and...
YES! YES SNACKS! *his eyes grow large and he appears about ready to burst with excitement over the idea of food*
Chagall: All that food and you'll grow slow and fat. But then you can't run when the slavers come.
Scarlet Bird: My husband gives me enough exercise. *smirks*
Jude: Want some more? *grins*
Fiara: Some more what? Food?
Feni'tat: FOOD! FOOD! YES! YES! I'd love some! *give a few enthusiastic punches to the air*
Fiara: *bites companion's neck, drinking blood*
Liviana: What? Why is there another person in my bed?
Sebastian: *pushes the other person out, before snuggling into the blankets while scratching at his fleas*
Urich: *kicks, puts self in bath solution* You need to be quarantined.
Pao'orha: *spits on him* Maybe you should be quarantined! *procedes to chew him out in her native tongue*
Enzo: *chucks a rock at her* Well nobody asked you!
Zarrah: *Points a blade at his throat* And nobody asked you.
Alexandra: *backs away slowly* Asked me what?
Dram: *picks pocket and tries to make a discreet exit*
Zeina: Are you seriously trying to pickpocket and run from the Coyote?
Dram: I don't run. I fly! *swoops away*
Megrin: Is that what men are calling it these days?
Sophia: I know, they call them all these names, but it's still as crap as before...
Krah: Maybe you just need a real man to show you how it's done? *grins*
Loreiaka: No amount of compensation would make me believe I would feel a thing from you. *unimpressed dragoness*
Sebastian: That's ok. I'm not here to impress. *grins* I'm here to have fun.
Thadin: *throws cold water over and proceeds to drag him into a bath* You're stinking up the place! You'll never have any hope if you've those creepy-crawlies all over you.
Dylanna: What is the meaning of this, sir? *draws her blade*
Liviana: I would ask the same thing.... *rolls over and falls back asleep*
Cedric: What a pretty girl! *admires*
Sophia: I hate midgets. Always with the ego. *kicks out of bed*
Trest: This was the result of some strong mead, wasn't it?
Khanna: Perhaps it was, but I wouldn't mind doing it again. *smirk*
Ares: *growls* Neither would I.
Aelith: *slams a fist in his face*
Gage: What the h—
*Transforms*
Heather: No ******* body punches my brother. *punches her face*
Liviana: *squawks* What did I ever do to you?!
sha-sha: *leaves giant puddle and spirits away*
Miersck: What the rotten acorns?! Why is my bed all wet???!!??
Jude: You need a doctor for a problem like that...
Tah-leen: What's a doctor? *smiles and wags her tail while chewing on a stick in the bed*
Fiara: Someone who helps people wake up when they're starting to fall asleep! *hugs*
Lord Amalin: *sighs* Little girl, don't you have somewhere to be getting off to?
Icythus: You can find someone else to get off on! *kicks out of bed*
Leif: *growls* Gladly.
Jude: Fiesty, aren't we? Damn, have a drink, relax!
sha-razi: How dare you talk to me like that?!
Jy'aad: And how dare you sneak into my bed! *pulls out scythes*
Jayo: ................................
Cierith: I know, I took the words right out of your mouth. *smug grin*
akenu: *unamused*
Miersck: *also unamused and grumpy!* What in name of rotten acorns are you doing here in MY tree!?
Taladan: *plays his lute* How did you get a bed in a tree?
keeth: This is the ocean, dumbass.... see? *drags underwater*
Miersck: *freaks out*
Alycia: Miersck?! What are you doing down here?! *swims around with tail*
Miersck: *can't breath... Is drowning*
Theon: Must be the power of those mysterious waterbed's I've been hearing about. Magical nonsense.
Aella: *eyes go wide* There are beds made of water?
keeth: *rolls eyes* well i wouldn't call the ocean a BED...
Miersck: *stares at in disbelief* Alycia! Alycia! I found another mermaid!!! *somehow forgets he doesn't know how to swim for that split second of realization*
Liarri: What is a faerie doing in my bed?
Iyla: *hisses, claws her face, then run away*
Jerec: *resists the urge to chase fresh prey*
wisp: *ties whiskers in a knot before flying off*
Serenus: Well that was unexpected.
Tanya: I like to do the unexpected. *winks*
Liviana: Well, what are you doing here?
Ayden: I would t'ink d'at d'at is obvious. *smirk*
chris: *pulls out a knife* I beg to defer.
Leif: *socks him across the face*
awari: Ooooh, good one! do it again
Dram: *watches the exchange while snacking on popcorn*
Odessa: *stare at* What is that curious thing you are eating?
Mercuxio: *returns the stare* You should know that it's rude to stare!
Leif: *socks him in the face*
(OOC: I see a theme here XD )
Audric: Whoa, whoa, whoa! ...Whoa? What?
(OOC: Since you posted Leif twice, you guilted me into it, Spice!)
Urich: *kicks* Quiet! Trying to sleep here!
Khanna: Yeah, sure... I'll just stop breathing. *kicks back*
Leif: *glares MOODILY while blowing cigar smoke into her face*
OOC: And yay, vries- I guilted you into it, well! X3
Mercuxio: *beats with mace*
Liarri: Ow.... Why are you hitting me when you're in my bed??
Rubik: Your bed? Oh those flat cushiony objects used to bring comfort and softness in moments of slumber?
Fiara: Almost nobody I've seen sleeping has actually been in a bed. It makes no sense.
Miersck: What's so weird about that? I don't sleep in a bed... *grumpy!*
Chagall: *punts* This is too weird, even for me.
Jina: That's ok *winks* You just need more practice.
Rook: Practice? Practice what? Oh what the hell was that!? *hears noises*
Pao'orha: *takes his hand* Calm down. This is just part of our connection. Now.. *produces a smooth, black rock that fits in the palm of her hand* Eat this rock.
Khanna: A rock? I am hungry, but I am not eating rocks... Not that desperate.
Dekka: well, what if I had something else to offer? *leers*
Talin: I'm sure it's an offer I'd readily refuse!
François *in native language* Why are you in my bed?
Rook: Just because you wake up in it doesn't make it YOUR BED! For all I know this is a tavern wench's bed! And I was too drunk to realize you WEREN'T A WENCH!
Tanya: Would you rather me be a tavern wench? Because we can pretend I am if you're into that kind of stuff... *winks*
Ravin: :..........
Rook: D8....
Tah-leen: *pounces*
Jerec: *devours*
Victoria: *beats over the head with parasol*
Jude: Hey! Parasols are not sexy!
Scarlet Bird: What about chains and whips?
Jude: You provide the whips. I'll provide the chains.
Bishop: WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAAAT? D8
Ooc: lol
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Pao: Ah, two paying customers! Please, do come in and let me see your hands....
Urich: *kicks* I'd show you my hands, but they are both displaying rude gestures. Now go AWAY!
Artemis: *flushes and jostles books in her arms she nearly drops* I-I-I-I-I I'm so sorry about that! I hadn't seen you there, but the halls in this library can be so confining. Now... if you'll excuse me, Sir, I must be on my way to put these books away...
Mercuxio: *punts her*
François: Pourquoi êtes-vous dans mon lit? Viol! Viol!
Mads: *pulls out his tongue* What is that gibberish? Perhaps if I extract the tongue, I can dissect its intricacies.
Devaniee: ..... I'd like for you to leave..... now.
Doryx: Watch your tongue! I could turn you into a frog at the snap of my fingers, woman.
Jinai: *smirks* I'd like to see you try.
Alastrom: ....
...
...
*shoves her out of bed with a boot then claims all the blankets. ALL OF THEM.*
Clovis: *stares at... And starts screaming*
Urtok: GROSS! Get out of my AWESOME bed! *gets out of bed, grabs the headboard and tilts the entire thing forward so Clovis slides out. Task complete, the bugbear climbs back into bed and wraps himself up like an overly stuffed burrito* Is there any room service here?
Theon: *pokes with his sword* :|
Zarrah: *whirls around and places her blade to his throat* I suggest you point that blade away, lest you find my blade gutting you from throat... *she moves her blade and points it at his groin* to here.
François: Pourquoi êtes-vous pointez ce truc à moi?!
Venaede: SILENCE! Foul creature...I'm trying to get some sleep.
Victoria: *whacks him over the head hard with her parasol* I'll beat you into silence, you awful man!
Urich: Listen you little sh*t! I'm trying to nap here!
Iyla: *growls and bites into shoulder viciously*
Chagall: *slyly* My what big teeth you have... *grins*
Tah-leen: *grins wider* I do have big teeth, I do!!!!!
Thadin: 8D And I've got gorgeous nails! Look! *flashes claws* Aren't they fabulous!?
Rain: Get off my ship.... Get off my ship.... GET OFF MY.SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oberin: Don't be jealous just because somebody is better looking than you are, pfft!
Valia: *gives a stomp of her pink heel and places her hands to her hips, while throwing her.nose as far up into the.air as possible* As if! Now get.out of my sight or I'll have you arrested!
Jerec: Kiss my tail!
Veskos: You're such a petty, interesting creature... Still, how the hell did you get into my realm?!
Tah-leen: I found this stick and it tastes very good! *smiles brightly while chewing on the end of said stick* Would you like to try it? *offers*
Caius: No I don't want to see your stick! D:
Cedric: Woah now... I don't know how this happened but I was not planning on showing you my stick. God no.
Krah: It's alright *smirk* Trust me when I say... nobody's asking.
Jude: And you can trust me when I say people are definitely asking. They're just not asking you. This is a big boy's game, small fry.
Renna: *giggles* Is that how you talk to your competition, Jude? But don't worry, your secret's safe with me. I won't tell anyone you talk to yourself in the mirror!
Jude: Oh, yes, I always sleep next to a mirror!
Bishop: D: WHO ARE YOU!? GO! A-WAY!
Jinai: *smirks* I didn't know we were going to have a three some tonight...
OOC: It had to be said |8*
Vandryn: Maybe not a threesome, but you'll squeal like little piggies anyway! *brandishes blades*
Valeska: *laughs and gives a playful wrinkle of her nose* Do you actually think you can cut me? *draws her sword laced in blue lightening* Come on! I'd like to see you try!
Jude: Easy with the blades there, darling!
Zarrah: * cuts warningly across his silk shirt with her fan blade* Don't call me, darling...
[LOL! You WOULD assume Jude is wearing some kind of silk shirt!]
Ghanon: *blasts with waves of energy to knock the blade out of her hand* A fanblade? How quaint! You'll need more than that if you want to beat me.
Ellarrah: *socks him across the face* Shut the **** **, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?!
Ooc: lol. Yep! It would make him more dashing and give Jinai more reasons to hate him XD
Clovis:.............. *screams*
Aella: *grabs onto her pillow and also screams *.
Liviana: I hope you realize that this is MY bed, right?
Alycia: Umm... nice birdie?
Mercuxio: O_o
Eve: *stares up at him fearfully while clutching her book*
Chagall: *grins* What are you reading there?
Calent: *annoyed, he pinches the bridge of his nose and rubs at it, successfully covering his face with his hand* Taxes.
Cierith: I SO bathe! Meticulous prick!
Miersck: *rears back, face scrunching in confusion* Wait, what?!
Caius: Gods.....what......what the hell are you!?
Scarlet Bird: *holds her metal cutting string tightly between two fists as she approaches* At night, I'm known as the Scarlet Bird, and by morning... *she gives the string a tug and wears a dark smirk* You'll be dead.
Tirzah: *already leaving* This never happened, a'ight?
Xerordir: By the looks of you, even I wasn't as bad as you are! Hahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHA! You- You're... You're so... Pathetic, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now get out of my bed.
Theon: *shakes his head and rubs his temple. Falls out of bed upon looking across from him* D:
Jouzan: Well, this is awkward *cackles*
Jarrett: *slips out quietly, carrying a corpse*
Ki'adan: Well, I suppose everyone wants a good time, even if you're dead. :\
Xerordir: I know of that feel bro.
Krah: *looks the other man over with wide eyes as he shakes his head, as.if.to shake the drunkenness out of him.* Somehow I doubt that...
Eliana: Doubt? That's a word that should be banned from the bedroom. Let's say...adventure instead.
Gherrick: *blushes* You would call it an adventure!
Fiona: I had an adventure once. It was big and purple, and it smelled like birthday cake. Have you been watching the squirrels?
Sekeolath'zhin: I like sssquirrel cake! *hops up and down on the bed, hissing excitedly*
Mads: Squirrels?! Where!? *darts around furoiously*
Tahleen: I think one is over there! *excited*
Laighean: Fi! Ah thought we 'ad an agreement that ye'd stop leavin' yer furry lil friends in me room! ;-;
Aella: *screams and hits him with a stuffed animal*
Francisco: That's some scream... *twists finger in ear*
Jinai: And if you want, I can scream louder. *smirk*
François: Silence, s'il vous plaît!
Jude: *raises a brow* Oh believe me, she can! I've heard it. ... I've caused it.
Renna: *pinches his.arm.with a playful giggle*
Conall: *sighs* Why can't I have just one minute to myself? :/ How did you people even get in here!?
Katahnia: Alright, alright! *she laughs* I'll leave, but NOT before this. *stuffs a small pine cone in his beard*
Tenran: *throws a rock at her head*
Ha'aheo: *eats rock* NOM NOM NOM!
Megrin: Well that was unexpected.
Mercuxio: D:< Die! Abomination!
Victoria: *whacks him with her parasol* Will you kindly shut up.
Urtok: Human? Gross! *kicks her out of bed*
Averella: I thought we've been through this before, Professor. While I am still human, I am also a mummy.
Redly: You're *whose* mommy??
Victoria: *wrinkles her nose distatstefully* Er, you must've misheard me. I'm hardly a mother.
Veron: D: *stares...just stares*
Sebastian: *pauses as he scratches at his fleas* What?
Rubik: You scratch yourself in strange places, wolf-man. Do you have an infection?
Scarlet Bird: E... Excuse me?
Urtok : *wrinkles his nose* What? Did you fart ? *sniffs* Oh. Nope! That was me! *grins*
Artemis: *goes cross eyed before she faints*
Claudas: *pokes none-too-gently* Hey, lady, are you dead?
Averella: *nearly jumps ten feet in the air before noticing the poker* W-what!? Who me!? *she laughs nervously* Whatever gave you that idea?
Francisco: Oh... *eyeing admiringly* I have all sorts of ideas...
Devaniée: *slaps him* How dare you!
Audric: That...seems like it may have been an over-reaction...
Cierith: ;) Is it? *Slaps his ass*
Cherie: *turns scarlet* I, uh, um... I'm just going to go play with a gun. But not that kind of gun! Just, you know, a regular kind of gun... *covers face* Don't look at me...
Tah-leen: *smiles happily and wags her tail* What's a gun? And can I chew on it?
Jude:Is that what you call it? *smirks* Well, at least it isn't "taxes".
Calent: ... what's wrong with taxes?
Ki'adan: Taxes? What are those? And why the hell am I naked!?
Pao'orha: Please, still your tongue. This is just part of the ritual.
Enzo: You still your tongue! Brat!
Valia: What did you call me!? Did you hear that father!? Off wtih his head!
Jude: Easy, darling! No need to get hostile! But if you don't mind paying extra, I don't mind playing rough...*smirks*
Jinai: *knees him in the groin* Is that rough enough for ya? *grins*
Jude: *grows pale, squeaks* Yeah, rough enough..Dx
Vesrik: *sneers, poking him with a fancy cane before moving along* Out of the way. The Grand Duke's Visor is trying to get through and you're.. *looks the man over disgustedly* In the way.
Tenran: *shoots him in the knee* How's that for being in the way?
Jinai: *socks him in the face* ***hole!
Clovis: *scribbles something on page* *kicks other person out of bed*
Janette: Get out. Now. Creepy animal thing. Before I set my snake on you.
Feni'tat: Creepy.. animal thing? *blinks curiously* But I'm not an animal *all happy smiles* Just a friendly wanderer, but hey.. say... *eyes go really large* Do you have any food? *then realizes as he cranes his neck* You know.. you're kind of big.. for a girl. *smiles again* So... got any... food? *eye sparkle, tummy rumbles*
Akala: Pineapple? *offers bowl*
Ravin: ...........
Mai: ......
Rain: *flips table* (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) How did another stow away get on my ship!? *froths*
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/153/9/f/the_incompetent_boob_by_visualspice-d67kf01.jpg)
Eliana: What, you aren't complaining, are you? *pauses, turning green* Wait, did you say ship?
Liviana: Oh, so you're that kind of lady? Where are the guards?
Zarrah: *smirks* Already dead.
Thadin: You should get that checked out... You seem to have a condition.
Valeska: *shoots a bolt of lightning at his @** *
Rubik: That tickles! D8
Aelith: ..............
Ares: |8*
Renna: Hey.. what's that thing on your chest?
Jerec: D8 What's that spider in your hair!?
Valia: *freaks out and jumps into his arms* OH MY GOD, GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! *half strangling*
Jerec: Fresh prey. *noms on her FACE*
Dylanna: *draws sword* I am hardly prey!
Jude: Oh, but you are a succulent morsel. *chuckles*
Rain: Oh... kay... *slowly backs away, then makes a fun for it* ROBERTO! ROBERTO! I FOUND YOU A BOY FRIEND! Now get both of your ***es off my ship!
Thadin: Pipe down your yapping! I'm trying to catch up on my beauty sleep!
Dekka: And it looks like you really need it *smirks*
Kathryn: That's hardly appropriate!!!
Dekka: *grins* Never said I was proper
Kathryn: Why don't you come over here, and I'll wash your mouth out with soap?
OOC: It's Spice's fault!
Rain: Why don't you come over here so I can push you off my boat!
Mai: Why don't you just leave me alone? >.>
Tanya: Honey, I don't leave anyone alone! Now why don't you scoot in closer?
Dekka: With pleasure *scoots and leers*
Jude: Took the words right out of my mouth.
Jinai: As if there was any good words in there to begin with.
Jude: That's because you usually have some good words to scream all your own.
Dekka: I can't help it *nonchalant shrug* There was two of them.
Kathryn: I've got two of something you want... <3
Calent: *face slowly creeps to red*
Cieith: Sometimes I seem like multiple women. I tend to have that effect. ;)
Sebastian: *oogles and drools*
Theon: *mops up drool* Honestly! )<
Rain: That's right, keep swabbing the deck.
Conall: *plucks the pine cone out of his beard and throws it at Rain's head*
Katahnia: Hey! I gave you that!
Sekeolath'zhin: Gave what? I want one too!
Fiona: You're, like, a little lizard person... *awed*
Thadin: I think you mean to say, 'A FABULOUS LIZARD!" 8D
Rain: ........ Get..... Out.
Ares: *fries Rain until he's ash*
Runako: *sees no tables in the room so he grabs the bed and flips that over instead!* HAZUUUUUKOOOOOOOOOOOO! *because, clearly, its her fault that there are no tables!*
((Sorry. I couldn't resist.))
Valia: *eyebrow twitch* You're... going to fix that.
Alastrom: ... I am a stone mason, not a carpenter. :/
Bishop: I'm a carpenter...or was. But I wouldn't fix it no matter how much you paid me!
Scarlet Bird: That's a shame. You seem to have skilled hands.
Conall: *face blushes as red as a cherry* I -I beg y-your pardon!?
Katahnia: You heard me *smirks*
Delvar: WHAT!? *shouting* You said I gird ye? But ah don't even 'ave a girdle!
Akala: *covers ears* Why are you screaming??
Maxxen: I DON'T KNOW! BUT YOU'RE DOING IT! I FIGURED I'D DO IT TOO!
NINJA'D
Jude: Somebody broke the chain. I just bought these too!
Mai: Well, perhaps you need something stronger. I think I have just the thing...
Ha'aheo: *looks confused* Huh?
Feni'tat: *clings to* I see you have some fish! *big, doey, sparkly eyes* CAN I HAVE SOME!?
Akala: *starts laughing for no apparent reason*
Ayden: *stares and smirk* Hey...
Lifette: Hey~ <3 *Smirks back*
Ivory: *shoves Lifette back into the character box where she belongs!*
Laighean: </3 ;-;
Aella: Aww.. what's wrong? You look.. really sad. Is there something I could do to help?
Laighean: <3 Yes!
Mai: Leave that nice girl alone. *flashes tessen* Or else.
Amalin: ooh... kay....... Just on my way out the door! *under breath*Note to self, exit as soon as possible, but do NOT break eye contact, less the feral woman strike.
Urich: *pooms* POOM!
Victoria: *eyes go wide a moment before she wrinkles her nose* Wha... what on EARTH was that!?
Sekeolath'zhin: *spreads his button collection out on the bed* Thessse are my ssshinniesss! <3 No touchee , tall lady!
Veron: D: *speechless* ....Shiny......
Rain: *smacks hand and takes back coin* How DARE you touch my things!
Vandryn: You're pretty shiny yourself, my pet.
Ha'aheo: Ha'aheo no shiny. Ha'aheo shark! Where ocean go? :o
Miersck: Ocean!? What are you, friends with Alycia? *stares at skeptically*
Sorcha: *blinks and stares* I'm not from the ocean, strange bug child. :/
Tah-leen: Oh! I'm not a bug! I'm a fox! And I don't come from the ocean, either! I come from the snow! *smile*
Urtok: A fox? *wrinkles his nose and doesn't look impressed* That doesn't sound very awesome.
Zeina: Coyote, mind you. I'm no fox. *pauses* Did you drug me? Without even knowing who I am?
Alastrom: ...
...
...
*blinks* Sorry. You must have me confused with Jinai. She's the drug addict. :/
Renna: *pinches his arm* Hey! Come on! *giggle* She's my friend!
Conall: Wonderful. Then go sit on her bed and leave me to mine, please!
Ellarrah: Last time I checked, I was here first. *shoves her boot on his rear and knocks him out of bed with a yawn*
Audric: Ooof! *pinwheels dramatically before landing gracefully on his face* I don't even know who you are, lady!!
Conall: *frowns* Lady? I beg your pardon, but are you...intoxicated? Women do not have beards.*blinks * At least I don't think they do...
((Oh if ONLY Looshi participated in this thread and posted to this with Eirdis! I would die...))
Katahnia: *sneaks up behind him wearing a fake beard* Boo!
Jerec: *noms on flesh*
Zarrah: *cuts him with her fan blade*
Conall: *wrinkles his nose with disgust* Blood on the sheets. Wonderful. I just had these sheets washed, thank you!
Katahnia: C-Conall! Why is there blood on the sheets!? *appalled*
Clovis:..................*stares at stranger in his bed*
Jude: *stares from the doorway* I'm not gonna ask what you were doing with that goat. Just get out of my bed.
Alastrom: ...
...
...
*frowns* Home has community beds now? *slowly backs away*No thanks, I think I'll go sleep on the ramparts.
Jinai: *smirks* You would sleep on a rampart.
Urich: D8< I will sleep in a bed! I'm not a dog!
Victoria: Urich, do keep your tone down. The pups are sleeping.
Urich: We don't have any children! D:<
Cierith: Yes...because I ate them. Good wolf soup.
Oakley: (\._./) noooooo!
Davina: Dears, when I came to this bed, I didn't ask for a threesome.
Chagall: Get out. -_-
Valeska: You first *grins wickedly*
Tanya: Gladly. *kisses passionately*
Krah: *does more than just kissing*
Conall: Oh, for Ansgar's sake! Go do that in your room, not mine! *boots him out of bed*
Kentamin: Touch me again and I'll cut out your tongue.
Tanya: *pokes*
Miersck: *glares at* What!? Why did you touch me!? *gets all ruffled and grumps*
Alycia: *turns bright red* I just wanted to hold your hand...
Jude: That's all right, darling. You can hold anything you want. *spoons*
Jinai: *starts kicking him/ wriggling to get free * Stop that! I'm trying to sleep! *grumpy!*
Alastrom: ...
...
...
Oh, it's you again. D:< *boots out of bed*
Aella: *squeaks as she falls out of the bed*
Maxxen: Oh, my dear lady! A woman as gorgeous as you should never be put on the floor! *rescues from the dust bunnies*
Davina: *smug grin* Why not?
Duncan: Hmm? *looks over* WHY IS THERE SOMEONE IN MY BED?!
Ellarrah: I could ask you the same thing, you pervert! Now get out of my bed, and so help me if you stole my beer!
Sky: 'Ello there! I'm 'fraid I don't drink beer. *climbs out of bed and holds out hand* I'm Sky, by the way! Were you keeping me warm lasnight?
Tah-leen: Yes! *excitedly wags her tail* Your bed looked so comfy!
Helvechar: May I play you a song while I call the guards?
Jude: *bed head* I don't want a song dammit! I want to sleep! D8* *wraps self in covers and rolls over*
Renna: *giggles* Stop being silly and get up! *tickle pokes sides*
Zara: *sits up and ears twitch* Mmm that feels nice! *cat tail wags back and forth*
Krah: You know what also feels nice? *leer*
Fiara: Juice! *bites and sucks blood*
Oakley: *cries* D:
Conall: D; I don't blame you. I would cry too if I were beardless.
(( *cough* Spice's idea *cough* ))
Ashour: *yawns and rubs beardless face* I don't see a probpem with this...
Laighean: *rubs his baby-man goatee and sobs* Ah do! ;-;
Jude: *laughs and shrugs* I never much enjoyed having a bad case of bear-neck. Thankfully I don't grow much facial hair myself. But a man does have a right to enjoy his beard if it suits him.
Katahnia: *snickers* Have you been talking to Conall?
Urich: *kicks out of bed* Nnnno. Now sleep!
Sekeolath'zhin: *curls up next to and cuddles* Ssshiny....Zzzz.Zzzz.
Oakley: *too stunned to cry*
Renna: Well if you didn't like the kiss, I could take it back. *teases*
Ki'adan: *grimace* Ew! I don't know where you put those lips!
Roberto: Well hello there gorgeous *winks*
Ghanon: Hush. You're much more tolerable when you don't speak.
Victoria: *slaps* Keep up with such opinions and I'll hit you lower.
Conall: You will most certainly not, madame! Now, if you would be so kind, do pursue this fracas to its final stupidity outside of my chambers, thank you!
Evangaline: I'm sure you don't really want me to leave *flutters lashes*
Mercuxio: I don't think so. *Bows his head and prays*
Attalia: Do you really think Angsar can help?
Jude: If Ansgar can help himself, so can I. *spoons*
Jinai: *cringes and wriggles around so she can put her feet on his face to annoy him instead*
OOC: She has to be the difficult spooner 8D
Jude: *cages with limbs* No! Stink Foot!
Jinai: Let go of me, Jude, or this foot is going down your throat!
Tenran: *jumps out the window*
Ellarrah: *enjoys the bed all to herself*
Maxxen: *Joins* Don't mind if I do! *gets nekkid*
Sah-Lora: Oh, so is this what a man looks like without his clothes?
Jude: Why yes. Yes it is. *smirks*
Kentamin: Get out of my bed, or Angsar help me, you will lose your head!!!
Cierith: *winks* I hope you mean my maidenhead. ;D
Killian: *face redder than a tomatoe* I ..uhhh....
Urich: *kicks out of bed and hogs all the blankets*
Rain: *angrily flips tables*
Rubik: *was a table made of cubes, is flipped*
Tah-leen: *chews on cubes*
Jude: I have something else you can chew on. ;D
Davina: Really? How vulgar. And people actually pay you to do that?
Jude: *shrugs* I am a pretty good cook! I make an excellent steak!
Renna: *giggles and clings to his arm* You ARE an excellent steak!
Oakley: D: ....D: *blushes beet red*
Alycia: ... are you angry about something? Why are you so red?
Rain: *flips tables* Of COURSE I'm angry!!!!! GET OFFA MY SHIP!!!!!! D<
Castor: *punches him to da moon!*
Sky: Hehe... it's so pretty up here...
François: Au revoir, ma chère.
Cierith: Even I wouldn't drink that much to kiss that face. L_L
Cedric: *scoffs* Thanks a lot. *mumbles* This is why I don't like girls...
Tenran: Pfft, speak for yourself!
Rubik: I believe he did.
Tenran: *kicks cubes that fly like legos*
Jinai: *stare at.him before she knocks back a vial from her secret.stash then she starts.giggling right in his face*
Jude: *stuffs her mouth with a sock* Hush! I'm trying to sleep!
Tah-leen: *chews.on the sock*
Ki'adan: *yanks sock away* Excuse you! Who said you could chew on that!?
Pao: There are many ways Saranthians can make their connections. Now here... ,*places a polished.stone on the palm of his hand* Eat.this rock!
Ki'adan: *chucks rock at her head*
Jinai: *stuffs rocks down his pants*
Chagall: Kinky...*smirks*
Soules: *opens eyes grogaly* OH Dear, I hope the boys back at the fort don't find out about this.
Taladan: *plays mandolin* I hope they don't find out about your horrid singing either!
Ellarrah: 'eh!!! Who says I sing terribly?! *is drunk*
Ki'adan: *holds ears* D:< Everyone!
Amalin: I do believe no one asked for your opinion.
Ares: Except I wanted to give it anyway, Mr. Sandy Pants!
Aelith: *stares* .........
Oberin: *kicks out of bed, hogs the blankets*
Krah: *too drunk to notice as he snores loudly on the floor*
Cierith: *sighs* U_U Really? Thirty Seconds? Well, I guess, muscles really don't make the man.
Julianna: Nope muscles mean nothing... Now get out of my bed!
Jude: *snuggles* Mmmmm, no.
Jinai: *puts her barefeet all over his face* YES!!!
Duncan: *moves feet* I'm sorry miss, but would you be kind enough to stop that?
Timon: Please leave before you receive a hoof to the face.
Findra: I'd like to see you try that... *chuckles and climbs up the headboard. cuts vine sending a bucket of water down*
Radimir: *takes over the whole bed* Mine.
Zarrah: *points a blade at his crotch* You were saying?
Hael: Hey there hun, if you wanted my attention you just had to ask. *winks*
Axle: I could be wrong but I think you owe me breakfast
Duncan: I'm not quite sure why you're in my bed, but if there's one thing I can do, it's cook!
Cierith: Breakfast sounds great! Go fetch me some. *kicks out of bed* A nice deer sounds just about right.
Julianna: Excuse me I think you forget who you are talking to. If anyone is going to fetch breakfast it will be you getting some for me.
Cyrus: I don't even want to know how much I drank last night...
Illi: *glances over* ... I don't know who you are or where you came from but I hope to the heaven's above that I fell and you brought me home for safety... if not, I have eight siblings.
Ghanon: I have one brother and that was all I could handle. That must drive you insane. *rolls his eyes*
Gavin: *blinks* Why are you still here?
Sebastian: 'suppose it's.time then I make my exit *slinks towards the window*
Jude: *scratches head* And take your fleas with you!
Davina: For you? I think we could mate a few times... *smirk*
Jana: This might be a bad time to break it to you, milady, but I'm actually a girl. So take your sweet little raspberry tart self and leave my bedroom?
(okay jana would never say that but still)
Rook: *scowls* What the! D:
Dylanna: What are you doing on my ship!? *draws sword*
Russo: *yawns* I think you mean my ship!
Athran: *draws a knife* I must have done crazy things yesterday... How did you get here? And when are you leaving?
Urich: *kicks out of bed* As soon as you leave. *makes a burrito blanket*
Fiara: *jumps on blanket burrito*
Miersck: *Freaks out* WHAT IS IT!? *falls out of bed*
Athran: Never seen an elf, you ignorant? *struck by sudden realization* Wait. You shouldn't be here...
Veron: *punts* D:
Leif: *growls* GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Athran: *pushes him out of bed* Rent your own room!
Veron: *spoons and snores*
Krah: *does more than spoon and snore*
Jerec: Dinner! *hunts and eats*
Valeska: *shocks him with a bolt of lighting to his rear* Down boy.
Daerian: Breakfast in bed... Nice, nice. Who should I thank for it? *prepares to stab*
Ghanon: *jumps through the mirror* Not me!
Melora: He's a.mage! Off with his head!!!
Athran: *stunned* Well... Hello there. How did I get here, and more important, how much money have I wasted on wine?
Alex: too much! You kept trying to seduce me, whether or not you were successful is something I will take to my grave, figuratively speaking of course.
Ginzu: *cackles* What a light weight! XD
Daerian: *picks up his chin and smiles, staring into his eyes* Would you like some ale, sweetie? Beer? Wine? Or a coffin, when I'll finish with you?
Dekka: I guess you're really into that kinky stuff. *smirk* But sure, I'm always game for some fun.
Rubik: *frowns* No! No that is NOT fun! D:
Aelith: *tilts hear curiously to one side* What do you mean?
Bishop: *screams* What the hell are you!?
Layana: A Goddess, duh! But oh, were you looking at my skin. Er yeah... *awkward* That's just paint. *tucks back hair and looks at feet*
Mercuxio: *rolls over* A heathen. How quaint. U_U
Attalia: *rolls over top of him and pins him down* You would use that against me when we're in bed.
Jude: Well, I would be more than happy to show you the difference between a heathen and a heretic darling. *winks*
Athran: Sorry kid, but long talk about why's wine bad for me won't help you stay any longer. This is my room. Now get lost. *pushes him out of bed*
Cieirth: *kicks Athran out of bed* Yes, fetch me a pheasant to feast on, slave.
Daerian: *gives her a hard stare down* You weren't here yesterday. And you won't be here today, neither. You should rather fetch me one if you don't want to end on his place.
Jack: *snores loudly through her warning, still asleep and drooling on the pillow*
Gabriel: "...Well at least I know nothing happend, you know, being dressed in my armor and all. Still, how did I get here? And what did you put in my drink?"
Layana: Er... I... don't.. know? *sweetly smile as she tries to think of something but sweats as she realizes, nothing comes to mind!* You're just as confused as me! *know she's lame but hey, maybe her pretty face can hide that as she still remains wearing an awkward smile of nerves*
Athran: Damn the gods, my head... I think I know even less than you... *falls asleep again*
Selaina: *checks her pockets* Whew. At least I still have my enchanted rock.
Urich: *nods and tosses and turns* Yes...you're head is just one big rock. Now let me sleep.
Kentamin: Rock!? I'll show you a rock! *kicks Urich and the mattress off the bed*
Daerian: *puts a knife on his throat, laughing maniacally* Where's your God now? Where? I don't like surprises in the morning, especially not from the church!
Krah: *puffs out chest and leans his throat the blade* All the God we need is right here.. *leers and pats his lap*
Mercuxio: Oh, that's where you want it? Very well. *smashes his mace in his groin*
Trest: *dodges* Woah- easy there! Watch where you're swinging that thing. You coulda done some serious damage!
Jude: *quickly pulls his trousers up* Oh sorry! I don't want to hurt anybody!
Davina: Who said pain is bad? *smirks*
Radimir: I thin I can administer that. *brandishes whip*
Scarlet Bird: *cracks her own whip and uses it to yank his away* I don't think so.
Jude: *winks* Hey! Careful where you crack that thing!
Victoria: *gapes* Wha.. uh... WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!? GET OUT! OUT!!! OUTTTT!!!!!!!
Samantha Liem: Oh for the love of god, STOP SCREAMING! *rolls over and goes back to sleep*
Maedhran: *gives her a short glance, then pokes her* I'm sorry to wake you up. But you're in my bed and I don't like that.
Ellarrah: *snores and drools on the pillow* Five more minutes.
Urich: *spoons* Shhh, my fiancee is in the other room.
Victoria: *bashes him with a shovel* EX-FIANCE! *storms out*
Tenran: I don't even know you woman!
JInai: Got that bad of a memory, old man? *smirks and swipes his bolt gun and takes off running*
Jude: *spoons and hugs* Be quiet.
Kella: Please don't touch me! *recoils in fear*
Aster: Calm yourself, it was this or the floor.
Jack: You seem like a nice girl, so I'm not gonna ice ya. But if you'd please, Jack Willison shares his bed with no one. There's the door *jerks a thumb towards it*
Daerian: *grabs him and bites him with her long fangs* I'm sorry, but I'm hungry, sweetheart. I'll get you a nice coffin, mmkay?
Amalin: *frowns as he starts bleeding sand* Oh great, NOW look what you've done!
Anoriel: Ummm... Hello. Is my brother anywhere near?
Tanya: Why would your brother be in bed with me and you?! Even I don't approve of sleeping with people within your family... well... yes.
Hammish: *shakes head* No, not in the bed. In the kitchen, off course. That's near after all and... Oooh, the glorious smell of breakfast! *jumps out of bed and runs to the kitchen*
Sadie: Well this is awkward...
Jack: Yeah er.. go back home to your parents. And keep that stick to yourself!
Aldanith: Hell, I thought you were a woman. I must have been damn drunk if I thought YOU were a woman!
Roxanne: Dude, I AM a woman. I'm not that butch. -_-
Pao: Yes, I see that. *takes her hand* A fine woman. Come.. *places a small stone into her hand* You eat rock, and I tell you future.
Caelwyn: *looks up from notebook* Umm, no. But I can tell that rock is from the sea, by the salt abrasions on it, the smell, likely volcanic from it's glassy texture. Would you like me to go on about how old it is? Likely it's at least 300 years old... *prattles on and on about the age of the rock*
Leithwen: Your knowledge about rocks is fascinating... What do you know about trees?
Alastrom: o_O ;
...
...
...
uh...thanks, I guess.
I ...trees are...tall. :/
Nisha: *rolls over and blinks* Uhm...that's...nice?
Aldanith: *grabs her, shakes her for gold she might have hidden in her pockets, then lets her go* That I slept with a... Skeleton, alright. At least you didn't steal anything, eh?
Delvar: *grabs Aldanith and bodily tosses him out of bed* Ah'm nae 'avin' no stinkin' elf in me bed! D8<
Fiara: *climbs onto bed* Hi! And I'm not an elf! I'm a... a vampire!
Artemis: Vampire!? *faints*
Ashlar: *snuggles with the person in his bed*
Valery: "Yummy, breakfast in bed!"
Athran: My choice yesterday was... Good. *winks*
Iyla: GET OUT OF MY BED, PERVERT! *shoves the elf onto the floor*
Lali: ... did I just save your life?
Maedhran: *stares* If I am dead, you must be an angel... If I'm not I'm still asleep, I think.
Haluk: *looks up, rubs eyes.... falls back asleep*
Thranuilas: Mh... Get out of my bed... Your claws are tangled in my hair! *pushes him out of the bed*
Jinai: *snores and kicks him out of the bed*
Jasper: *stretches, knocking him out of bed*
Aldanith: *punches him and pushes him out* This is my pile of gold. Get out before I make you get out.
Senji: *blinks* Who the hell are you? More importantly: Why are you still here?
Tah-leen: This bed is comfy! *smiles*
Athran: Whoa. I'm sleeping with a... Fox? For the love of the gods, that must have been a pretty strong wine. *falls asleep again*
Iyla: *growls and punches his arm* Don't call me a fox!
Marie: Where am I?! Wait, who are you?! Oh no... what will everyone say...
Anoriel: Does it matter what they say? Ah, come on, don't be funny and go back to sleep.
Felodas:."oh, a nice lovely elf lady! Wait, what are you doing in my bed? Damn it. Athran must have let me drink too much again. Oh well."
Desire: Oh hush, baby. Don't question it, just enjoy...*snuggles back into bed*
Cuckoo: Can.. Can you see me? Not good!
Bishop: |: ....
Pao: What's with face? You no like flavor of chalk? *is holding out a piece of chalk for him to eat*
Jude: *spoons* Hush!
Jinai: *does more than spoon*
Caelwyn: L_L You smell.
Aldanith: *bites and kicks out of bed* Out! And make me breakfast!
Caelwyn: *hogs the blankets* No.
Rora: Morning sweetheart. So who exactly did you want me to kill?
Jack: Maybe that bad breath? I don't know, I'm trying to sleep! *turns away and buries face into pillow*
Artemis: Oh, it's so damn cold h- *glances at his hands* Crap. I really, really, really didn't want to freeze you, but I can't control it!
Mae-leena: Get your icy hands off my butt!
Ares: *grins* Allow me to give you a shocking recovery then.
Aelith: *socks him in the generator* Go ahead and try it now.
Aldanith: You wouldn't be scared by metal, would you? *grabs her shoulders and pulls himself closer*
Letos: I feel like I'm the ass of the joke here. *studio audience laughs*
Tenran: |: I should have made better life choices.
Mae'leena: You're telling me!
Bowline: *Donkey Noise*
Valia: *screams*
Seiki: Oh... Good morning. The circumstances are... Rather strange, but I might have some sake left. Care for a glass?
Ellarrah: Ask me that again and I'll punch you in the face.
François: Bonjour.... Qu'est-ce que vous faites dans mon lit?
Isako: Eeek! It's an animal! A talking animal in my bed! SEIKI, DAD, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! TAKE IT AWAY!
Johnny: So freakin' annoying *summons RoA*
Haya: *Points finger gun at Johnny* Pew
Arthfael: You... Remember anything from yesterday? *lifts empty bottle of ale from bed* Cause I don't.
Sevda: Aaaah! Get away from me you freak! I-I-I'll get my mother get a potion so you can't blackmail us! *pushes off of bed* ... wait... did we do anything? *makes sure her tail is covered*
Lucien: What is a charming lady such as yourself doing here? Enjoyed the celebration yesterday?
Nava: Oh yes, it was quite wonderful. I always love seeing all my sisters and brothers perform. And, of course, dancing myself... It seems to me that you liked it, as well. *chuckles*
Elion: Where am I? What's going on? Evelynn? Evelynn!
Evelynn: Sshh... You, woman, keep still! Or... Or I'll shoot!
Ollovico: *stares*
Scipio: *Blinks at groggily* *shrugs* *huggles*
Shinobu: *frowns* *kicks out of bed with cold feet* *rolls over and continues sleeping*
Ashlar: *teleports back to bed and snuggles*
Arthfael: Oh... G'morning, you pretty thing!
Jy'aad: Would you please tell me how you even got here?
Tobias: I'm not even sure where here is. Who are you?
Enedith: *stares* You... *screams, rolls out and runs out* THERE'S A... THING IN MY BED!
Sheila:*Screams* LUCAS!! There's a creepy pervert in my bed!
Grian: Grrr... You're quite a piece... A nice trophy! *licks lips and grins madly*
Iyla: *socks him across the face* Get away from me you pervert!
Ichiro: You better be careful who you call a pervert... Accidents happen, miss.
Jinai: I know *smirk* I thrive on accidents.
Evander: Oh, please excuse me. I'm not even sure how I got here....
Haru: Oh my... You are not a member of my clan, what are you doing in our manor? And you're not even human, what are you doing in my bed, you poor unfortunate soul?
Sebastian: *changes back from wolf to human while scratching at his fleas.* Got any soap? *is also currently naked since he changed forms*
Liarri: No, I don't. Now get out of my bed before you're fleas get on me!
Urich: *Kicks Liarri out of bed* Hush. I need my beauty sleep.
Victoria: You'll need more than sleep to get your beauty back.
Haya:OHHHHHHH! Wait, are you talking to me?
Urich: *Kicks Haya out of bed* Nope. She was talking to me.
Urari: *quivers* I gotta call boss... You just keep sleeping mister...
Enzo: Silence, cretin.
Mae'leena: What did you just call me? D<
Jude: *spoons* Hush. You're ruining the moment.
Leif: Get your hands.... off... me... *seething*
Jude: *laughs* Oh please excuse me! With hair like that, it's quite easy to mistake you for a woman. That's a compliment, darling.
Dekka: .........you've got five seconds before I bust your nose in. One.... five *slams fist into his nose*
Jerec: *maims Dekka*
Nill: You're ugly... What am I doing in a bed with you? Geez, man, get out of my sight, you're ugly! *covers eyes with hand*
Vandryn: *laughs* Well, you should know, being an expert n all. *licks*
Enedith: Holy shit, there's a corpse in my bed! *roars and jumps out, reaching after cleaver* Wait... It's not a corpse... It's freaking alive and it's weird as hell! Who the hell let this freak in? *clutches cleaver* Don't move...
Feni'tat: *clings to* HIIIII!!! Do you have something for me to eat?! I'm really hungry! *gives puppy dog eyes*
Theiryk: *throws scrap at him* There now go away!
Mei Yi: OH WOW! Are you an elf? 8D Is that what the pointy ears are? *touches ears* Oh my goddess, you're the first elf I've seen! Is it true you live forever? Do you really live in the trees like monkeys? 8D How are you so tall? Oh my gosh this is so exciting! Where's my quill! You simply must tell me everything! Let's start with how you got in my bed, I guess that's pretty weird! *whips out quill and parchment, stares intently*
Theiryk: You must have me mixed up with some other elf. I don't have pointy ears.
OOC: ERK WHOOPS. I READ WRONG. *fail* xD
Maya: *screams bloody murder at the man in her bed and proceeds to beat him with her parasol* D8 CAD! SCOUNDREL! FIEND! HOW DARE YOU! GUARDS!
Jude: *spoons* I didn't even get to do any screaming yet!
Ichiro: *stares* *wipes hair out of eyes and keeps staring* *jaw drops*
Nasrin: *whips out her dagger, holds it to his throat* |: Get out. Now. Move it or lose it, buddy.
Ihlsepar: Haven't we done this before? *gives her a suave grin, despite the dagger*
Anran: No. No I don't believe we have. This doesn't make for very good first impressions however.
Harmanaija: *blushes* I do believe you're right.
Eta: Oh...uh...>///> *rubs back of neck* I won't tell anyone about this if you don't.
Inusaki: I won't if you get me some sweets...
Bowline: *Just sorta.. just sorta lays there with empty eyes*
Thranuilas: My, my, what's this hellish stench? It stinks like a stable...
Bowline: *Kicks Thranuilas out of bed with hind hooves*
Sebastian: oh look... Breakfast.
Haluk: Oh.... How did you get here?
Delvar: Nae idea, but ah do knae 'ow yer leavin'. *boots him out of bed*
Mae'leena: Hey! That ain't how you treat a lady!
Grian: You call yourself a lady? Whoa. You've got a lot of confidence for a piece of trash like yourself. That won't stop me from playing with you, though! *psychotic grin*
Sekeolath'zhin: *shakes his scaly head* I don't want to play ssssilly sssoftssskin! I want sssshiniesss!
Ollovico: *kicks out of bed*
Dram: *hogs the sheets*
Pepper: *rolls over and curls up closer to the heat source, one arm thrown over her poor bed-mate's face and a leg tossed across him, as well*
Jack: *snores loudly and lays in an equally as awkward pose* Zzzzzz
Sadie: *shoves bedmate out of bed and rolls self up in the covers*
Aldanith: *grins, kicks her out, stretches himself across the bed and keeps sleeping*
Alastrom: ....
...
...
:/
*sighs and curls up to sleep on the floor*
Icythus: *accidentally turns bed to ash* D: Sorry!
Heather: What did you ******* do to my bed?! But... well, at least a hot ***** snuck drunk last night rather than a filthy *******.
Jarrett: *just stares*
Alycia: *shyly sneaks glances over, bright red* Uh... um... uh... what... why... alright *pulls blanket over face*
Lucien: *gently pulls blanket away* My, my, don't be shy... *smiles seductively*
Haya: *grumbles and pulls covers over head*
Miku: *pushes himself away and falls asleep again on the edge of the bed*
Jack.: *shoves out the other person from the bed then consumes the bed*
Nergüi: *looks up... Puts the other person in an arm bar*
Isako: *starts screaming* I'm not Sakura, I'm not Sakura, let me go or I'll call father!
Jormon: *opens one eye. jaw drops.* Let's just hope I didn't do any, erm, glassblowing... last night.
Mae'leena: *peers one eye over at him* Is that supposed to mean somethin' else there, love? *stretches out tiredly across the bed* Because let me tell you, last night was nice *curls toes into bed sheet, a big, cat like grin on her lips*
Jude: Yes, now get out. *kicks out of bed* Leave the gold on the table.
Briar: Fuck that shit, man! This gold's mine! D8< And so's the bed! *punts*
Jinai: As if! *takes the money and runs*
Jude: *folds arms behind his head* B] Some people just can't get enough of me.
Dylanna: *pulls out a dagger and points it at his throat* How did you get into my house? And what the hell are you doing in my bed??
Jude: *winks* I dunno. You tell me. It's awfully comfortable. *kicks*
Aurora: Nice try, pretty boy. Get your own bed. *catches his foot and tosses him from the bed*
Branwen: Well...hey there, pretty thing. *winks and slides in closer*
Kella: *gasps and jerks away fearfully* What are you doing.here??
Raxta: *cuddles up closer, purring a deep-throated jaguar purr that actually sounds kind of scary (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwg9qP3cYTE)* Sleeping...shhh...
Caelwyn: *speechless for once in his life*
Artemis: *hits him with a book* What are you doing in my bed?!
Caelwyn: *dies. Just sprawls dead from shock*
Jinai: That good, huh? *smirks*
Mercuxio: B[ Frankly I've had better.
Attalia: Oh, is that so?
Anran: Well this is awkward, I don't normally do this. Er, how much do I owe you?
Harmanaija: *slaps him and runs away crying*
Evander: *looks confused*
Killian: *also looks confused*
Tenran: B[
Liana: What's with that face? Did Tufkin's pee in your soup? *smirks*
Agrian. Tuffy? Is that some kind of hairball?
Brynhalla: *wakes up, freaks out, and kicks the man out of her bed*
Grian: *stares, then grins, grabs girl by hair and growls like a big cat*
Aella: *faints*
Thoronir: *holds gallantly...dressed in nothing but a loincloth*
Brynhalla: *blushes* Thoronir!? What are you doing!?
Shinobu: *creepy, cold frown* This sleeping mat can only hold one person. And that's me. *kicks other person out*
Victoria: *whacks with her parasol* Get out of my bed, you fiend! OUT! OUT! *whack! Whack!*
Haluk: *makes a silly face with his tongue glowing* Good morning!
Inusaki: *stares, then proceeds to nom on the gryphon's head*
Livairi: Ow! Here, take a cupcake before you gnaw my brain out! *gives cupcake then shoves out of bed*
Red Sun: *glares at cupcake, not certain what to do with it*
Enedith: *slowly pushes himself away blushing* Uh... Morning?
Jerec: *rips up bed and pulls stufiing out of the mattress*
Victoria: *whacks with parasol* Bad wolf, bad!
Theiryk: I'm not a wolf! *kicks*
Grian: *kicks back* I don't give a f*** 'bout what you are! This is my bed from now on, so get yo ass out!
Grave: *eats*
Valia: *faints*
Anran: *hogs bed*
Akiu: *frowns, pulls blanket over his 'companion's' head afterwards* I don't like looking at ugly people early in the morning... It spoils my mood for the day.
Caelwyn: :U What the hell have I been drinking?!
Ellarrah: I don't know, but your breath smells foul!
Jasper: Not saying I mind, but how and why are you in my bed?
Miku: *pulls all the blankets to his side* I must be hallucinating... Is this your bed for sure?
Layana: *pulls blankets back* Learn to share!
Joss: I don't share with anyone, now get the fuck outta my bed. -shoves other occupant to the floor-
Nakahiro: I don't share with my food, either. And thus... Be so kind and keep your movements to the minimum. I like my breakfast as undamaged as possible during consumption.
Evander: Oh, um.... *hides under covers*
Namia: *curiously pokes the covers*
Einrí: Och... G-guid mmmorn, m-m'lady... W-woods ye min' t-tellin' me hoo ye got in m-mah scratcher?
Alucard: *growns* If Rowan hears about this, your death will be quick and painful.
Haluk: Umm..... I can tell you right now that I had no part in this! *hides under the covers*
Alluette: "The council will do more than banish me for this." *drinks heavily*
Iris: BUAHAHA! O.O *snatches drink away* I need that more than you now! I need something to help cope with this new experience. . .
Yukio: *stares, proceeds to reach for pipe and light it* You just need a bunch more hours of sleep. So that maybe when you wake up, you find yourself on the street, cause this is my goddamn house.
Abigale: *Curls up tightly around Yukio* I don't want to wake up yet.. Its too cold. Please just five more degrees.
Vivianne: *screams frantically*
Abigale: *stretches out with a smile* You were screaming a lot last night too.
Grian: I was. You were surprisingly good for a snake. I want to repeat it, so take that damn shirt off!
Evander: No thank you. Now, get out of my bed! *shoves his partner out of bed along with a few feathers*
((Can I just say how awesome I think it is this game I started is STILL going?))
Ashia: What the Hell....!? WHY...?! HOW?! *more unintelligible angry speech*
Isaiah: *points his musket and glares angrily*
Jack: *puts his hands up* Whatever it was, I didn't do it.
Evander: Oh... Well... Don't I know you from somewhere? I think you whacked me over the head with a shovel....
Atlas: Can you keep it down?! *pulls blanket over head* I'm never drinking again.
Tah-leen: But its time to get up! *playfully jumps ontop of and pins to the bed*
Vadim: Whaddya think ya doin' in my bed, ya loon?! Get outta here before I decide that ya ain't too good for a pistol in your ugly mug!
Akhe!: *Neighs loudly in surprise and sends a mental message to Vadim, kicking her hooves* "Who in Le'raana are you and what are you doing here?!"
Phone: *blinks, completely and utterly shocked* There's a horse... in my bed.
Raven: *frowns and blinks* Oh dear I hope nothing ....err....happened
Johnny:EVERYTHING HAPPENED, I might stop drinking because of this. Nahh
Lorin: Ewwww! Man, your breath smells terrible! What are you doing here? And what did you eat? Dead rats? Blech!
Nykole: *yawns as she plays with a strand of Lorin's black hair* morning sunshine
Maverick: *Wraps arms and tail around Nykole with a grin.* Morning, sunshine, hell of a night, yes?
Minna: *looks around a little*...What am I doing here?...(looks at Maverick) What might that thing be? *looks around again and takes as many coin-purses as possible and slides them into dress pocket for later* That's more like it..*goes back to sleep*
Phears: oh well at least your pretty.*Laughs madly*
The Feari: *Hisses madly and leaps to feet* Who are youssss??? And whatsss are yousss doing heressss??
Johnny: How about you sssshut the hell up.*drinks heavily*
Emese: *kicks him out of bed without a word*
Faelis: Oohh yeah, hey honey.
Liarri: *screams in a random language*
Chase: *Blinks* I am not certain why I am here with you.
Jiminie: Ohhhhh! Cool wings! Can you fly with them? Are you-? *rambles on and on*
Traska: Mmm you look tasty