Samari: *glowering, arms crossed* We wouldn't have to play stupid games if you'd stop working.
Bastard, you're not complaining when the brain cell you live in has food grr.. -Ahem- Presenting, Act the first of The Natural Character: What The Hell Are They Doing During Their 'Off-Time', Ten Fingers. This thread has the Captain in it, along with general Ten Fingers naughtiness, fair warning.
Malanon: I've got it! Ten Fingers! Atam, you're definitely in.
Atambrean: This should be quick... ah well, nothing better to do.
Malanon: It'll be quick if it's the two of us... need... more... people... *glances around* Jinny!
Atambrean: Yaldaboath...
Jinny: *glares* What?
Malanon: Want to play Ten Fingers?
Jinny: No.
Malanon: C'mon... *glances at Atambrean*
Atambrean: *glances back, trys to shake head subtly*
Malanon: *sing-song voice* I can gaurantee you'll beat this magic using infidel *points at Atambrean*
Jinny: *eyes narrow*
Tumbleweed: *bounces by*
Jinny: All right *sits well away from Atam and continues glaring at him.*
Malanon: Good, good... hey XIII wa-
XIII: Whatever you're doing, I'm in. *sits next to Atambrean*
Malanon: That was easy...
Atambrean: Can we get a person that's not going have most of their fingers up when I bomb?
Jinny: Not an infidel. I refuse to lose to a mage.
Malanon: Err...
Tumbleweed: *bounces by in the other direction*
Aznimal: *innocently walks by*
Malanon: Gotcha! *pounces*
Aznimal: O.O The....
Malanon: Play Ten Fingers with us.
Aznimal: No.
Malanon: Why?
Aznimal: Can't.
Malanon: Why?
Aznimal: I'm busy.
Malanon: Staring at a bunch of NPCs with a smattering of NJCs and actual characters with no one to directly interact with. Play with us.
Aznimal: No.
Malanon: We have soda *waves a bottle of pop from hammerspace* *sing-song voice* It's Dr Pep~per.
Aznimal: I dunno....
Malanon: *waves*
Aznimal: Thread might pick up sometime...
Malanon: *waves*
Aznimal: I still have to find Kure...
Malanon: Is that something on your teeth?
Aznimal: What? *pokes at teeth* Did I get it?
Malanon: *opens bottle and pours contents down Aznimal's throat, closes his mouth and shakes his head side to side* Play Ten Fingers with us.
Aznimal: *belch*... Hokay. *is dragged next to Atambrean*
*All participants except Aznimal raise their hands and spread their fingers. Aznimal raises his after being nudged in the ribs by Atam.*
Malanon: I'll start off easy. Never, have I ever... *grins* had red hair.
*Jinny, XIII and Aznimal each put down a finger. The first two grumbling under their breath.*
Jinny: Never, have I ever used magic to influence others' opinion of myself.
*XIII, Atambrean and Aznimal put down a finger.*
XIII: Never have I ever... >.> <.< called out someone else's name during sex.
Malanon: *puts down a finger* Sure, sure, keep those lyin' fingers up. Guilty bastards.
Atambrean: Never... never have I ever... 'broken in' every room in a house that had more than five.
*Jinny and Aznimal each put down a finger.*
Aznimal: *counts fingers* Never have I ever found out how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop!
XIII: Erhyum... I don't think any of us have...
Atambrean: I've thought about it.
Malanon: Dud, well now - Never have I ever, been able to keep my nails to myself in bed.
*Jinny and Atambrean put a finger down. Jinny glares at Atam again.*
Jinny: Never have I ever put on any public displays of affection.
*Malanon, Atambrean and Aznimal put down a finger.*
XIII: Never have I ever... done body shots.
*Malanon, Atambrean and Aznimal put down a finger.*
Atambrean: Never... have I ever insisted that the lights go off.
Jinny: *puts a finger down.*
XIII: Does keeping your eyes closed all the time count?
Aznimal: That makes the light go out.
Malanon: For you. Did you ever say anything XIII? Ever?
XIII: Sort of... <.<
Malanon: *counts fingers* You could lose one.
XIII: *puts a finger down*
Aznimal: Never have I ever been on an epic quest with two rockers and a puppet to lead the way!
Tumbleweed: *bounces by again*
Malanon: Never have I ever... worn a costume to excite a partner.
*Jinny and Atambrean put down a finger*
Jinny: Never have I ever used magic to make up for something I didn't have.
Malanon: You already said that.
Jinny: I did not.
Malanon: You said you never used magic to influence peoples' opinion of you, that could be something you lack.
Jinny: No. That meant using magic to manipulate emotions, this is using magic to manipulate the senses.
Malanon: Well err... guys?
*XIII, Atambrean and Aznimal stare blankly. Aznimal belchs.*
Jinny: They don't have a vote when it comes to my 'nevers'.
Malanon: That only leaves you and me.
Jinny: You have a baby by a mage, you don't get a vote either.
Malanon: Ehm... that's not right.
Jinny: *glowers* Put your fingers down.
*XIII and Atambrean put a finger down.*
XIII: Never have I ever had sex outside.
*Everyone else puts a finger down.*
Atambrean: Never have I ever... damn...
Malanon: Should you just quit now Atam?
Atambrean: No... just trying to think of something to get some fingers down.
Malanon: Right.... you should just quit now.
Atambrean: No-o... Never have I ever been a pederast.
XIII: What's that?
Jinny: Liar.
Atambrean: What?
Malanon: You don't have the equipment for it XIII...
Jinny: Put your finger down.
Atambrean: It was my turn... I don't have to.
Jinny: Put it down.
Aznimal: If I put a finger down can it be my turn?
Malanon: I wouldn't just put my finger down on this one...
Jinny: Finger. Down. Now.
Atambrean: I can't, it's in the rules. Unless you've been spying on me you can't call me a liar...
Jinny: .... I'll get that finger later.
Aznimal: Never have I ever had an army of doom.
Jinny: *glances around and puts a finger down.*
Malanon: Never have I ever played with a partner's feet.
*Atambrean and Aznimal put a finger down*
Jinny: Never have I ever had more than one lover at a time.
*Malanon, Atambrean and Aznimal put a finger down.*
XIII: Never have I ever... had a kid!
*Malanon, Jinny and Aznimal put a finger down.*
Malanon: Atam? Doze off?
Atambrean: No... I don't have any kids.
Malanon: That you know of?
Atambrean: .... not really.
Jinny: That's good news, now you won't pass on your taint to any innocent children.
Atambrean: ... Never have I ever owned a horse.
*Malanon and Jinny put down a finger.*
Aznimal: You took mine... kinda. Can I still say it?
Jinny: No.
Aznimal: Ok. Never have I ever had a fluffy kitten... I miss Kure...
Malanon: Is Kure a fluffy kitten?
Aznimal: No...
Jinny: *crosses eyes and starts to slowly curl her finger in.*
Atambrean: I guess that cat girl counted as something... *starts putting down finger.*
*Jinny and Atambrean's fingers go down at the same time.*
Jinny: No...
Malanon: That's a first.
XIII: I win.
Aznimal: Waitaminute XIII.
XIII: What?
Aznimal: Don't you have a little bitty bit of memory?
Jinny: Yes... I remember when you were created little one. You have next to no memory!
Malanon: At least she didn't win.
Jinny: No, she cannot win. You cheated from lack of years.
XIII: What? *to others* She can't do this can she?
Malanon: That means I win.
XIII: What?
Aznimal: Can I have more Dr. Pepper?
Jinny: No, I win. I found out XIII and Atambrean were cheating.
Malanon: I knew at least one more of you were lying about that name question.
Jinny: You have a bad memory... or too many partners. You lose either way. I win.
Tumbleweed: *floats around randomly*
Jinny: No objections, I win. Good day... to none of you. *leaves*
XIII: Can I still play if you guys have another game?
Malanon: Err... sure.
Atambrean: As long as Jinny's not in it. Never expected her to lose with me though.
Malanon: I actually thought she might win.
Atambrean: She did... we just know too much about her now.
Malanon: *grins* So we really win.
Atambrean: Speak for yourself...
XIII: Do I get to win now?
Aznimal: It's my turn to win. Can the prize be a Tootsie Pop?
LMAO!
XIII: Never have I ever... >.> <.< called out someone else's name during sex.
Malanon: *puts down a finger* Sure, sure, keep those lyin' fingers up. Guilty bastards.
Malanon: Atam? Doze off?
Atambrean: No... I don't have any kids.
Malanon: That you know of?
Atambrean: .... not really.
Aznimal: Never have I ever been on an epic quest with two rockers and a puppet to lead the way!
Tumbleweed: *bounces by again*
Atambrean: Never... have I ever insisted that the lights go off.
Jinny: *puts a finger down.*
All of it's pure win. Where's Fleurety? He'd tear one of those up, lol.
'Sank you, 'sank you.
Fleurety would tear the shit out of ten fingers. Maybe there should be an act 1, part 2...