Kyras: It's SUCH draining work being an asshole...you just...you just don't have any idea. It's a very difficult facade to maintain...so much work. And I just get NO respect! Hells, even my own SLAVE disrespects me! How messed up is THAT? So, of course I have to slap him around a bit, because he's my slave and, damnit, he at LEAST should respect me, right? Right. But noooo, then people have to get involved, and...and... *sighs* And then they want to kill me. Of course. Kill the demon. That's just so in fashion these days. I mean, what is it, the frickin' 1500s?? Is this a frickin' witchhunt? Gods, I though humanity had EVOLVED, not devolved. People just...they just don't understand...what it's like...
Sanyu: But I do! *clenches fists* I...I was BETRAYED by humans! And angels! And non-demon people! But then another demon saved me and showed me the WAY! You just have to hang on, and...and...and BEAT 'em! Yeah! That's what Mister Mahath said! Well, something like that...demons RULE!!!! So beat the non-demons! BEAT THEM!!! WE WILL RULE!!! NON-DEMONS ARE GOIN' DOWN! ...except for Lilith...BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS GOIN' DOWN!
Kyras: *sigh* ...So much for subtle deceit, O Chosen One...
Kiade: I don't think killing non-demons is going to solveâ€"
Sanyu: ...K-kill...? Who...who said anything about...about...killing?
Kyras: Oh, let me guess...you planned on overthrowing the world and releasing everyone the next day, didn't you?
Sanyu: Well...yeah. *blinks* Isn't that how it works?
Kyras: *headdesk*
Lhakya: Where'd the desk come from?
Kiade: Lhakya...aren't you blind?
Lhakya: Huh? OH! Oh, yeah! I AM blind! Wait...I'm blind? HOLY CRAP WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EYES?!
Kyras: *grins suddenly* Hey, Lhakya...does, oh...pot roast mean anything to you?
Lhakya: *stops suddenly* O.o;; Oh shit...you're...you're...
Kyras: *snickers* Yep.
Kiade: I feel like I'm missing something here...
Kyras: Use your imagination.
Lhakya: He's...he's a friggin' CANNIBAL, that's what!!
Kyras: It's not cannibalism if it's not your own species. You're a lesser demon. And you're not a Cerenai. Thus, not cannibalism. See? ^^ *whips out a steak knife* We Cerenai rather enjoy the flesh of other demons. It tends to be tender.
Lhakya: That's not cool...not cool at all...so not cool...
Kyras: It's the food chain. Live with it.
Lhakya: LIVE with it?!
*tacklepounces Kyras* NOOOO you idiot! I NEED him for PLOTS!
Kyras: Oof! But...but...he'd still be around, technically...part of him...here and therâ€"
And YOU Kiade! You're the nice one! Why weren't you protecting him??
Kiade: ... *stomach rumbles*
O.o;; I'll go with what Lhakya said and say that's not cool.
Kyras: Humans aren't too bad, either. A bit gamey, but with the right seasonings andâ€"
LEAVING NOW! *hauls Lhakya away and runs*