Samari: *glowering, arms crossed* We wouldn't have to play stupid games if you'd stop working.
Bastard, you're not complaining when the brain cell you live in has food grr.. -Ahem- Presenting, Act the first of The Natural Character: What The Hell Are They Doing During Their 'Off-Time', Ten Fingers. This thread has the Captain in it, along with general Ten Fingers naughtiness, fair warning.
Malanon: I've got it! Ten Fingers! Atam, you're definitely in.
Atambrean: This should be quick... ah well, nothing better to do.
Malanon: It'll be quick if it's the two of us... need... more... people... *glances around* Jinny!
Atambrean: Yaldaboath...
Jinny: *glares* What?
Malanon: Want to play Ten Fingers?
Jinny: No.
Malanon: C'mon... *glances at Atambrean*
Atambrean: *glances back, trys to shake head subtly*
Malanon: *sing-song voice* I can gaurantee you'll beat this magic using infidel *points at Atambrean*
Jinny: *eyes narrow*
Tumbleweed: *bounces by*
Jinny: All right *sits well away from Atam and continues glaring at him.*
Malanon: Good, good... hey XIII wa-
XIII: Whatever you're doing, I'm in. *sits next to Atambrean*
Malanon: That was easy...
Atambrean: Can we get a person that's not going have most of their fingers up when I bomb?
Jinny: Not an infidel. I refuse to lose to a mage.
Malanon: Err...
Tumbleweed: *bounces by in the other direction*
Aznimal: *innocently walks by*
Malanon: Gotcha! *pounces*
Aznimal: O.O The....
Malanon: Play Ten Fingers with us.
Aznimal: No.
Malanon: Why?
Aznimal: Can't.
Malanon: Why?
Aznimal: I'm busy.
Malanon: Staring at a bunch of NPCs with a smattering of NJCs and actual characters with no one to directly interact with. Play with us.
Aznimal: No.
Malanon: We have soda *waves a bottle of pop from hammerspace* *sing-song voice* It's Dr Pep~per.
Aznimal: I dunno....
Malanon: *waves*
Aznimal: Thread might pick up sometime...
Malanon: *waves*
Aznimal: I still have to find Kure...
Malanon: Is that something on your teeth?
Aznimal: What? *pokes at teeth* Did I get it?
Malanon: *opens bottle and pours contents down Aznimal's throat, closes his mouth and shakes his head side to side* Play Ten Fingers with us.
Aznimal: *belch*... Hokay. *is dragged next to Atambrean*
*All participants except Aznimal raise their hands and spread their fingers. Aznimal raises his after being nudged in the ribs by Atam.*
Malanon: I'll start off easy. Never, have I ever... *grins* had red hair.
*Jinny, XIII and Aznimal each put down a finger. The first two grumbling under their breath.*
Jinny: Never, have I ever used magic to influence others' opinion of myself.
*XIII, Atambrean and Aznimal put down a finger.*
XIII: Never have I ever... >.> <.< called out someone else's name during sex.
Malanon: *puts down a finger* Sure, sure, keep those lyin' fingers up. Guilty bastards.
Atambrean: Never... never have I ever... 'broken in' every room in a house that had more than five.
*Jinny and Aznimal each put down a finger.*
Aznimal: *counts fingers* Never have I ever found out how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop!
XIII: Erhyum... I don't think any of us have...
Atambrean: I've thought about it.
Malanon: Dud, well now - Never have I ever, been able to keep my nails to myself in bed.
*Jinny and Atambrean put a finger down. Jinny glares at Atam again.*
Jinny: Never have I ever put on any public displays of affection.
*Malanon, Atambrean and Aznimal put down a finger.*
XIII: Never have I ever... done body shots.
*Malanon, Atambrean and Aznimal put down a finger.*
Atambrean: Never... have I ever insisted that the lights go off.
Jinny: *puts a finger down.*
XIII: Does keeping your eyes closed all the time count?
Aznimal: That makes the light go out.
Malanon: For you. Did you ever say anything XIII? Ever?
XIII: Sort of... <.<
Malanon: *counts fingers* You could lose one.
XIII: *puts a finger down*
Aznimal: Never have I ever been on an epic quest with two rockers and a puppet to lead the way!
Tumbleweed: *bounces by again*
Malanon: Never have I ever... worn a costume to excite a partner.
*Jinny and Atambrean put down a finger*
Jinny: Never have I ever used magic to make up for something I didn't have.
Malanon: You already said that.
Jinny: I did not.
Malanon: You said you never used magic to influence peoples' opinion of you, that could be something you lack.
Jinny: No. That meant using magic to manipulate emotions, this is using magic to manipulate the senses.
Malanon: Well err... guys?
*XIII, Atambrean and Aznimal stare blankly. Aznimal belchs.*
Jinny: They don't have a vote when it comes to my 'nevers'.
Malanon: That only leaves you and me.
Jinny: You have a baby by a mage, you don't get a vote either.
Malanon: Ehm... that's not right.
Jinny: *glowers* Put your fingers down.
*XIII and Atambrean put a finger down.*
XIII: Never have I ever had sex outside.
*Everyone else puts a finger down.*
Atambrean: Never have I ever... damn...
Malanon: Should you just quit now Atam?
Atambrean: No... just trying to think of something to get some fingers down.
Malanon: Right.... you should just quit now.
Atambrean: No-o... Never have I ever been a pederast.
XIII: What's that?
Jinny: Liar.
Atambrean: What?
Malanon: You don't have the equipment for it XIII...
Jinny: Put your finger down.
Atambrean: It was my turn... I don't have to.
Jinny: Put it down.
Aznimal: If I put a finger down can it be my turn?
Malanon: I wouldn't just put my finger down on this one...
Jinny: Finger. Down. Now.
Atambrean: I can't, it's in the rules. Unless you've been spying on me you can't call me a liar...
Jinny: .... I'll get that finger later.
Aznimal: Never have I ever had an army of doom.
Jinny: *glances around and puts a finger down.*
Malanon: Never have I ever played with a partner's feet.
*Atambrean and Aznimal put a finger down*
Jinny: Never have I ever had more than one lover at a time.
*Malanon, Atambrean and Aznimal put a finger down.*
XIII: Never have I ever... had a kid!
*Malanon, Jinny and Aznimal put a finger down.*
Malanon: Atam? Doze off?
Atambrean: No... I don't have any kids.
Malanon: That you know of?
Atambrean: .... not really.
Jinny: That's good news, now you won't pass on your taint to any innocent children.
Atambrean: ... Never have I ever owned a horse.
*Malanon and Jinny put down a finger.*
Aznimal: You took mine... kinda. Can I still say it?
Jinny: No.
Aznimal: Ok. Never have I ever had a fluffy kitten... I miss Kure...
Malanon: Is Kure a fluffy kitten?
Aznimal: No...
Jinny: *crosses eyes and starts to slowly curl her finger in.*
Atambrean: I guess that cat girl counted as something... *starts putting down finger.*
*Jinny and Atambrean's fingers go down at the same time.*
Jinny: No...
Malanon: That's a first.
XIII: I win.
Aznimal: Waitaminute XIII.
XIII: What?
Aznimal: Don't you have a little bitty bit of memory?
Jinny: Yes... I remember when you were created little one. You have next to no memory!
Malanon: At least she didn't win.
Jinny: No, she cannot win. You cheated from lack of years.
XIII: What? *to others* She can't do this can she?
Malanon: That means I win.
XIII: What?
Aznimal: Can I have more Dr. Pepper?
Jinny: No, I win. I found out XIII and Atambrean were cheating.
Malanon: I knew at least one more of you were lying about that name question.
Jinny: You have a bad memory... or too many partners. You lose either way. I win.
Tumbleweed: *floats around randomly*
Jinny: No objections, I win. Good day... to none of you. *leaves*
XIII: Can I still play if you guys have another game?
Malanon: Err... sure.
Atambrean: As long as Jinny's not in it. Never expected her to lose with me though.
Malanon: I actually thought she might win.
Atambrean: She did... we just know too much about her now.
Malanon: *grins* So we really win.
Atambrean: Speak for yourself...
XIII: Do I get to win now?
Aznimal: It's my turn to win. Can the prize be a Tootsie Pop?
