Chosen characters: Rath, Caspian, Serena
_______THE QUESTIONS_______
How old are you?
Rath: I'm twenty-five.
Caspian: I've lost count.
Serena: Nineteen years old!
Are you a male or a female?
Rath: Male.
Caspian: Male.
Serena: Female... Not all girls are curvy, yanno!
What's your height?
Rath: Nearly six foot, I'd wager. Maybe a few inches less.
Caspian: Height is a fluctuating thing for a kelpie.
Serena: Five foot, six inches.
Are you a virgin?
Rath: Not since I was fifteen.
Caspian: Yeah. I refuse to mate with anyone who can't live with me under the water, and despite living for centuries, the sea is still a very empty place.
Serena: Of course! Do you see a ring on this finger?
Who's your mate/spouse?
Rath: I've never had one. I've always been single.
Caspian: No one.
Serena: Prince Charming! Don't you believe me? He'll come for me, sweep me off my feet! He told me so, in my dreams. *aflutter*
When and with whom was your first kiss?
Rath: I was eleven, playing spin the bottle in Hyoite. I don't remember her name.
Caspian: Centuries ago. I kissed a girl to seal our lips together while I took her out to sea to drown. She was thrashing and screaming in my mouth. Then, she died in my arms. It was nice.
Serena: I've never been kissed... I'm untainted, see? I'm waiting for my Prince, and I want to be able to give him everything!
Do you have any kids?
Rath: No. I won't be having any, seeing as I won't live long enough to support them like a father should.
Caspian: No. And I'd sooner to go hell than damn any of my own offspring with the existence I've had to endure.
Serena: No.. But I want three, three at the very least! The oldest will be a boy, my first born son! Oh, and then a girl, so it will be a big brother and his little sister! And the last can be any gender, any at all! But I'd prefer a little girl. My, wouldn't it be wonderful? But I'd be happy with anything because I'll have a big, happy family. No matter what. And we'll never be apart!
What's your favourite food?
Rath: Honey. I wish I could vomit something that tasted that pleasant.
Caspian: Elven female. They're a little spicier than human, and the females are more tender.
Serena: Gosh, that's hard. I would say berries, like blackberries and strawberries, but they spoil so quickly! You can never get a hold of them. No, no. I guess I like jerky. It ... lasts.
What's your favourite ice cream flavor?
Rath: Chocolate and vanilla swirl. You can have it all~
Caspian: If it isn't fighting for it's life when I'm eating it, I don't want it.
Serena: Strawberry. It's sweet and fruity!
Have you killed anyone?
Rath: Yes, a couple of people. I didn't survive this long by being nice. Though, I'll admit, I've only killed one person by myself. My shadow magic killed the others, and it is an entity by itself. It killed the rest.
Caspian: Hundreds of thousands of deaths by my hands.
Serena: Oh goodness, no!
Do you hate anyone?
Rath: I hate nearly all of Connlaoth, and I hate everyone on Zantaric. Those countries need to be wiped off of the face of this earth...
Caspian: Unless you give me a reason not to hate you, I will hate you. Currently, I hate about 100% of this world's population.
Serena: ... Sometimes I do. But hate is a hard word, and no one deserves to be truly hated. Everyone has a bit of good in them, right?
What was your most embarrassing moment?
Rath: My most embarrassing moment was when I yelled while I had my lip pierced in Zantaric, in front of my girlfriend at the time. And she had plenty of piercings!
Caspian: I don't care enough of anyone to be embarrassed in their presence.
Serena: Once upon a time... it had rained the night before, and dirt from the roof of the old warehouse I live in dripped down and muddied me terribly while I was sleeping! I had to wash my clothes, but I don't have any extra! So I had to find the nearest puddle and wash everything one by one so that I wouldn't be completely naked, but as I was washing my shirt in the puddle, a very cute boy happened to run right down that alley! When he saw me, boy, I could have died on the spot!
Scariest moment?
Rath: When I first discovered my shadow magic, I wasn't able to control it, and it nearly manifested itself so strongly as to kill me. I survived by the skin of my teeth. Literally, actually. That's when I got my fangs.
Caspian: I'd tried to kill a young girl, and she'd gotten away. I feared she would warn all of Scotland - another country from when the Earth was much younger - of the Kelpie living in the river, but no one believed her. I was relieved.
Serena: Meeting the Mordecai for the first time! They're not so nice when they think you're a fairy. But, oh! They didn't know I was a normal human! They had to be tough!
Have any secrets?
Rath: I plan on using the army of Serendipity to teach me what I need to know to be able to eliminate the islands of Zantaric using the reanimation of their corpses. And I'm dying, faster and faster, at a much quicker rate than anyone could have guessed.
Caspian: Even at my hungriest, when I attempt to drown humans, I hope that they end up being water-dwelling things that will survive and want to remain with me.
Serena: I wish I had a fairy god mother... like the ones in my books! But they wield magic, so they're evil, okay? Don't tell anybody in Connlaoth that I said I wanted one! Promise?
Do you love anyone?
Rath: I did, once. She's dead now.
Caspian: I loved a human girl once, but I later killed her.
Serena: I love all of my animal friends. And I love everyone who has shown me kindness and generosity! One day, I'll find my prince, and I'll love him most of all...
What is your job?
Rath: I'm a mageknight of Serendipity.
Caspian: To thin out the population.
Serena: Oh, I've had lots of jobs! I take whatever work I can, and mostly I do work as a waitress. But if you know anyone who needs a good worker, you'll tell them about me? ... Oh, please?!
What do you do to relax?
Rath: I used to read, but you forget about relaxing when you realize how short life is.
Caspian: I like to watch the moonlight reflect off of the surface of the water.
Serena: I rub my lavender scented oil on the tips of my hair, lay out in the sun, and plan out what herbs my garden will have when I'm a princess.
How do you want to die?
Rath: I want to die taking my enemy down with me.
Caspian: In any way. But, I don't want to die alone.
Serena: Oh! That question struck my heart a little! I guess I'd like to die with my children and my husband and... oh, everyone by my side. I'd want to be laying on a large silk bed with flowers all around me, and nobody will be sad! Everyone will just be happy, happy.
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Rath: A captain of my own ship.
Caspian: A knight of the Seelie court.
Serena: A princess, of course! What girl wouldn't?
What's your greatest regret?
Rath: Having ever left my girlfriend in Zantaric alone. If I'd been there to protect her, she wouldn't be dead.
Caspian: Not having traveled the old world before the apocalypse. I could have tasted so many different kinds of human.
Serena: I suppose... Running away to Reajh. It's been a dead end for me, but as long as I can endure, I know good things will come! My dreams will come true. I just know it! I can feel it in my heart!
Are you religious?
Rath: Yes. The very nature of my magic is the exact opposition of religion, and to oppose it is to acknowledge it's existence. I may not believe in the afterlife, but I believe in deities and forces way beyond our comprehension.
Caspian: No. We are alone in this world.
Serena: I'm afraid not...
What are your pet peeves?
Rath: Staring.
Caspian: Jewelry. I can't digest it.
Serena: Girls who get to wear nice things and are born special with nasty, bratty attitudes! Ohhh, I could just...! Hmmph!
