Okay i find this works great in real life so i thought i'd try it as a forum game.
Basically we're writting a story but each person is only allowed to supply one sentance to the story. Its interesting to see how people try to drag the story in different directions.
Anyway i'll start:
Once there was a simple man named John.
That had a not so simple job.
The reason was possibly because that he was a man with many fetishes.
He likes things the average person does not.
John loved it when his job and likes collide.
So he set out to do have this happen as often as possible.
But alas it was not to be.
Because other people apparently didn't have as many of the same tastes as he did.
this made him rather unhappy.
So he decided to form a cult!
He called his cult the Serendipitous Acolytes of Chamberlain III's Whip; something that would be catchy and easily recognizable.
After many failed attempts with the printers, they eventually managed to spell it all correctly and he had flyers made up.
But the rain came and washed them all away.
They fell through the city storm drains and out into the sea, making his followers mostly fishermen.
While he was a bit disappointed, he was still determined to go ahead with his plan.
He told his fisherman followers to spread the Serendipitous Acolytes of Chamberlain III's Whip word all over the world!
And they did as they were told, and took on disguises to better blend in society.
Which were Peanut costumes.
They were more noticible than he thought.
so he decided a different plan was in order.
He wanted to find a way to be not noticed, and began to try blending in.....by wearing a chicken costume.
Then the Dark Farmers came in and decided to use the overgrown chickens on farms, turning them into a commodity.
He lead a good life on the farm and was well fed but still disappointed at the failure of his cult.
And on dark days he would ponder what mischief he could come up with.
So he decided to make use of creating inhumane cat-traps.
But he had yet to figure out how to do it, so he started searching for someone.
Then he met a girl named Sally.
Sally's teeth were pink because she had eaten pink berries.
But Sally's lips were blue, because she was very cold.
And ice began forming on her lips and she didn't know what to do.
Fortunately, someone was kind enough to dump a bucket of warm water on her head.
Sally looked up to see who this stranger was, but was astonished when her lips started to bleed.
Her lips bled so much that she fainted, and the stranger decided to take her to a doctor.
Of course, the stranger didn't now that the doctor had recently been sued for malpractice and lost everything in the case and therefore closed down his practice.
And, so the doctor had fixed up her lips - and face - but made her look like a human with a chicken head.
Meanwhile, a giant, hungry ferret had wandered into town.
The ferret had a hankering for ice cream.
So it broke into the nearest deli and began to raid the freezer.
But it found nothing but frozen porkchops.
So it went looking for the Ice cream man who rides down the street.
The ice cream song was jingling loudly when suddenly, he saw the great ferret rushing towards him, his eyes growing wide in sheer terror.
The ferret, sensing the terror, fell into an offensive stance, hissing and snarling.
The ice cream man turned hard on the wheel, immediately stepping on the brake and reversing his truck as fast as it could go before turning all the way and flooring it in the opposite direction.
The ferret ran, taking leaps that only a giant ferret could, to catch up with the ice cream man.
Full speed onward, the ice cream man's truck could only go so fast, even with the pedal to the floor.
The ferret pounded on the back of the icecream truck.
All the racket caused the poor ice cream man to have a heart attack...and he died.
The ferret still pounded on the back of the icecream truck as it sped, pull speed without a driver.
Eventually the ice cream truck continued on it's path until it smashed into the closed down clinic where Sally had her face fixed, killing the doctor.
When the truck crashed, all of the ice cream fell out, making the ferret happy.
Sally screamed on the top of her lungs at the scene and was dragged out by the stranger.
John suddenly noticed that his beloved Sally was missing and went out to look for her in his chicken suit.
But John was too late before Sally was picked up and carted away in the arms of the Stranger.
Sally soon fell unconscious from the many drugs the malpracticing doctor gave her.
With the ice cream now all gone, the ferret went on a town rampage, looking for anything it could find to eat until it spotted a giant chicken.
John's eyes widened and screamed "I'm not a chicken I swear!"
The ferret opened its jaws wide and darted straight for him.
John bolted inside the nearest clothing shop and hide in a changing booth.
The ferret sniffed out his scent, crawling between racks of clothing very carefully.
A devote follower of the Serendipitous Acolytes of Chamberlain III's Whip came into the building, wondering where his leader was.
John held his breath, hoping the ferret wouldn't find him until suddenly it spotted the Acolyte and crawled closer to him.
The Ferret looked at both of them and snarled in a predatory manner.
The Acolyte charged back, pulling out his sword and raising it high.
The ferret, being afraid of pointy things, ran away in tears.
The Acolyte strode toward John and bowed, telling him, "Mighty Chicken Man, you have been spared. Now we must find Sally!"
John bowed back, saying, "Okay, but who's Sally again?"
The Acolyte, grinned and said, "I was hoping you could tell me that."
John hesitated - he hadn't realised anyone was going to make him think.
The Acolyte waited, not sure whether this was the right chicken man, then asked him if he was okay.
John didn't feel okay - in fact, he was feeling oddly tired.
So he decided to take a nap, and balled up on the floor until he was suddenly kicked by the Acolyte.
"How can you sleep at a time like this?" said the Acolyte.
But John didn't respond, captivated by his dreams of fairies and unicorns and double sided rainbows.
Suddenly, the stranger ran by the store's wide window completely naked, with Sally in his arms.
The Acolyte attempted to wake his glorious master, when the stranger transformed into a centaur with Sally on its back.