Okay I saw this place has the person above you game so I want to add the Person Below you game, the PAYG is all well and good but little can prepare you for the sheer silliness that is the Person Below you game,
Here are the rules, it is best to show you.
We will have three demo posters, Jim, Jake, Jill.
Jim starts the PBYG because he is quite deranged.
He starts it off by saying a sentance that the person who posts after words can take credit for and add to, like thus.
Jim-
Eats only green M&Ms
(Okay now the next person takes credit for these sentance and adds there own sentance for the next poster.)
Jill-
If I eat the others they fight in my tum tum ;3
Enjoys singing the thundercats theme song at the top of my lungs in crowded resterrants.
(okay now it is the next persons turn.)
Jake-
Even though I can not spell Restaurant apperently.
Wonders why we drive on park ways and park in drive ways.
(and this continues for all time. try to play nice. and here is the first sentance)
And now for the grandest game of all time:
Has a flock of tamed mosquitoes.
They suck the blood out of my enemies :D
Plays with balls of yarn in their off time.
Well I used to play with bricks but the neighbors complained about the noise... and the holes in their walls...
Giggles when reading darwin awards.
I can't help it. Evolution is funny.
Brushes teeth with orajel.
I have no idea what it is, just use in any ways.
Wonders about potatoes, they have both skins AND eyes...
I truly believe in Mr. Potato Head (btw orajel is the stuff you use to numb your teeth/gums like when you have a cancre sore).
Has a secret obsession with dental tools.
You sick sick pervert...
Often wonders if anyone actually cares that jimmy cracks corn.
poor jimmy, he cracks that corn so well, yet no one seems to care. damn all of your ignorance, give jimmy the *** **** respect he ****'in deserves you corn hating bastards!
wonders why the voices in their head tell them to do dirty things with orajel
I know they're not real, but they seem to have such good ideas
Wonders why men have nipples
well, since I'm black, I don't have nipples....I gots chocolate chips ^_^
Is curious to know why jack and jill REALLY went up the hill, cuz nobody goes up a friggin hill just to get some water.
I know *exactly* why Jack and Jill went up the hill ;) *wink wink nudge nudge say no more*
Quotes Monty Python excessively.
Today I will teach you how to disarm someone attacking you with a banana.
sits awake at night pondering the meaning of fish.
We were once creatures much like fish. We grew legs and came to land. Now we eat them and if we drown, they eat us.
Worships Dirk Gently and his holistic detecive work. (I prolly spelt his name wrong, it has been a long time).
Why have one part when you can have whole?
(That was rubbish I know. I didn't know who Dirk Gently was, I Wiki'ed it o.O)
Wonders if the mystery of buffalo and bison will ever be solved
A good thing to wonder about. Indeed....
Hmmm.
Likes wearing oversized, novelty pants.
They're perfect for my MC Hammer impersonation.
Likes to read the Evil Overlord list.
It will be useful to me in my future endeavours
(It cracks me up lol)
Wonders if insects will rule the world
"Human slaves, of an insect nation da, da, da, da, da" lol
Because Bill Bailey is a modern-day prophet who speaks the truth and knows the future.
(And cracks me up XD)
Wears a tinfoil hat.
It's because the anteaters are stealing my sanity!
Worships the Bananaphone.
Well, duh! It's cellular, modular, interactivodular! I can call for pizza, call my cat, call the White House and have a chat~
*Cough*
Has a growing collection of sporks.
They are neccessary for my planned take over of humanity
Is a Jenova's Witness
(It IS spelt correctly by the way)
Jahovah is the true name of the Lord, it is a shame that Christians find it embarressing to say their Lord's name.
Has un awkward fetish for irons and ironing boards.
You can burn people and surf on them Muahahaha
[OOC 'Jenova' is from Final Fantasy VII o.O, to be a Jenova's Witness is to worship her or Sephiroth ^^ Me luffles Sephy ^^]
Why oh why...is the structure of my chromosomes
(...not really... but it sounds funny ^^)
Hey, since when did I become a girl?! I wanna be a guy again!
Is a chunky monkey from funky town wearing a bananahammock.
Scrubs is worthy of the Batman sound effect salute ^^
(XY is the chromosome for male o.O, XX is female o.O)
Is the harbinger of demise
And you know it. :twisted:
is 7h3 1337 pwnz0r. ><
Is confused and dislikes text language unless it saves me phone credit
Loves puppies and candy ^^
*steals the candy and hides*
I know about chromosomes *feels stupid*, and there are other options: XXY for example. People can live easily with the extra chromosome.
Wears their PJ pants on their head.
Pfft I wish.. XDDD
Likes to sing dramatic theme music when they walk into a room with other people.
*hums Mission Impossible theme while sneaking into room* ><
defies the laws of physics in a very comical manner.
That wasn't funny to me. *hanging from roof with arms crossed* At least it would be better if my skirt was also affected by the topsy-turvyness.
Is skeletal fish looking for a mate.
No! A skeletal rabbit! ^^ *grins evilly*
Is a troll living in a cave
'tis a very high class cave I'll have you know. Not all trolls can afford it. :P
has a ridiculous anime hair do. ><
If only *sighs wistfully*
Is the master of the legendary Roc
has no idea what it is but I am the master of it. I am the master of all.
Has an evil henchman called Bob.
Definately ^^ and Dave and Fred and Cuthbert ^^ oh and Gaylord! (Which for some reason is an actual boy's name o.O)
Is Cooking Mama's Bitch
Mmmm, Robbie (Mum's dog) stew.
Has a set of exploding chopsticks that they poke up people's noses.
*Sighs* if only that were true
Heck yeah is the mother-fudging Princess
I baked furge brownies with tiaras on them? Would you like one.
Accidently mixes them up with the hash brownies
Heheh, the walls are coming alive man...
Likes to walk around with a saucepan on their head, banging a frying pan with a wooden spoon
This (//http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k226/krazikiwi/Cute%20Pics/AAF__Tobi_by_Novanator.png) picture says it best. (credit to whoever drew it. I just found it on photobucket. ><)
Is overwhelmed by the size of the krazi's ego. :P
ROFL!!!!! Oh my good I love it! Best comeback ever.
Its' getting so huge it may soon engulf everything
Is the one our mothers warned us about
Hey! Those boys deserved it! They looked funny! They needed theor heads fixed so I fixed them, I'm a humanitarian. That does mean a vegetarian who eats only humans right?
Has far too much mangoes on their hands.
Yuck, get them off, Mangoes are gross!
Is secretly a martian spy clevely disguising themselves as a human
Because martians are so much cooler than humans and have cooler guns
Lives in a glass house under the sea
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
I can't swim how do I escape!?
*Screams and waits for imminent death*
Likes to partake in foxy-boxing
Rrrrrr, hell yeah. Those suits are hot!
Is the person I wrestled with last match.
Damn right! They call me the immovable object!
Is a retired playboy bunny
What can I say? The mansion was too tempting.
Does James Bond impersonations with a Russian accent.
I get beaten up a lot
has a giant death beam in his roof
That I do for my planned world domination and its keeps pidgeons off the roof
Has an actual skeleton in their closet
Well do you know how expensive coffins are!? Well DO YOU!!!?
has an army of flying monkeys to do his bidding
No...I borrow Woody's ^^
Is the Wicked Witch of the West
Wicked witch of the east was already taken
Has a MR GREEN :mrgreen:
Yes, I eated it!! :twisted:
Reenactment:
/--O```
--/vvvvv
--l :mrgreen:
--^^^^
______/
^ krazi's ego. ><
v Has out-eaten a hungry hungry hippo. ><
That drawing is awesome lol
Don't you know it! *Pats overly round belly*
Could drink a rhino under the table
If only rhino's were fluids.
doesnt know what the heck she' doing in Mister Wonka's evil cube.
*Shrug* at least it's better than being in a hypercube.
Is a bobble headed wombat.
No I'm a bobble headed rabbit!
Loves to cha cha cha
*dances with toilet paper* cha cha cha charmin. >>
likes to lick frozen metal. :P
It's the only entertainment I have in life
Is the voice in your head that tells you to burn things
Hmmm, I wonder where that candle went to...you should use it to burn the sofa. Do it, ity will be an amazing scene. Think of the flames licking at the fabrics and the heat on your face. It's almost enough to...
Where was I?
Lives in a tiny black shoe with a hole in the toe and a red ribbon.
Wrong, I live in one of those sexy black lace up boots ^^
Needs a hug
*does puppy dog face and holds out arms* yush. ^^
will give the krazi a hug. :P
Okay then since you're avatar is so incredibly, unbearably adorable *huggles*
Is giving out free hugs
yayz!! free hugs for everyone. :mrgreen:
lol, wants free hugs. >>
That I do *glomps*
Is a Glompmonster
of course, if it involves hugs, the krazi is there. :P
is a freaky fish guy.
Have you been reading my RotE post? You have haven't you!!!
*cough*
I AM NOT A FREAKY FISH GUY! (it's really the one response there is ^^)
Me and the ocean are getting married. Isn't that right ocean? *random sea noises*
Is like the endless ocean
(...I listen to Xandria way too muhc o.O
lol, 'm afraid not. I haven't been to RotE at all. why? should I start calling you mia tsunami? ><
*does more random sea noises* >>
hmmm... since we seem to be in the whole yugioh abridged theme... lives in a private island that is simply fabulous. :P
You do, you die!
And had a eyeball that shoots laserbeams ^^
My breasts challenge you to a duel!
haha, Rejected!!! ... In America.
meh, one more. your hair gives you super strength. ><
That it does ^^ and voice ^^ Screw the rules I have green hair!
Your mother plays card games in hell
lol, but Mia Tsunami fits so well, it almost sounds as if it could be Mako's twin sister. >>
I know, that's because I killed her. :twisted:
(Since it feels that Mia and I are the only 2 people geeky enough to know what's going on I shall post something more general for the time being. :P)
Is a mighty morphing power ranger. :P
o.O I don't look anything like Mako o.O My hair is limp and brown for a start o.O
Power Ranger? I thought we were turning off the geeky?
Damn right, I wanna be the pink one...actualy no she's a whore...The yellow one...nah she didn't have a personality....I what to be...Saba! The talking lion stick thing ^^
(I can still be geeky even when power rangers if involved ^^)
Is a Klingon motivational speaker
(le gasp I took it to the next level of geekiness o.O)
neh, we we're just going away from yugi abridged for a while, since nobody else seemed to be posting. ><
neh, I was caught watching star wars and got fired. >>
Pity the foo'
Who doesn't phone home...
Get some nuts ^^
Wingardium Leviosa!
(...I feel so dity...)
*Floats to the roof* 8-?
Is what you get if you cross the Jabawocky with Jabba the Hut *shudders*
;_; That hurts ya know
Is secretly a SeeD in disguise
Has only a VERy vague idea of what they/she is.
Is a lot more attractive than either the Jabawocky or Jabba the Hut. It a Wabbit of Wonder :P (me making up for previous)
That I am ^^ My tail is soft fluffy and my fur is so soft and shiny ^^
Is a Dancing Queen
young and sweet, only seventeen... (obscure references FTW. ><)
to protect the world from devastation.
Er...to unite all somethings within our nation? Argh can't remember o.O
Meowth that's right!
(Been so long since I watched it o.O)
Oh key of Clow, power of magic power of light ^^
"Surrender the Blonde!" the horse incites.
Has a knack for getting into trouble.
Oh s***... shivers, what's I done dis time?
Has a pencil stuck up their nose.
Homer Simpson style brain damage here i come
Has far to much time on their hands
*watches random sales channel* x_X...pretty much. OOOH, juice maker! I could make natural juice I will never drink! ^^ *keeps watching*
Cannot sit down.
It's a disorder, you know, you can't blame me :[
Spontaneously rolls in the grass.
It makes me smell fresh and clean.
Wears silly hats to serious occasions.
Just because everyone could use a smile. >.> Even at funerals and the like.
Can't -ever- fall asleep...
Only because certain people keep me up at night.
Doesn't look both ways when crossing the street.
Hah, that's so me! But only because the streets around here aren't very busy...
Can remember everything they ever read, but not what they ate for breakfast that day...
What can I say... A strange combination of a photographic memory and short-term memory loss. *shrugs*
Doesn't care what people think.
Because I know everyone thinks I'm awesome. *preeeen*
Is afraid when...
I think about being alone.
Is dizzy because...
I ate that apple. >.> Perhaps there was something wrong with it, hm?
Likes to people-watch.
...and I see dead people
The clouds look like
a sick rainbow balloon.
Has passed out....
Oh noes! Dx
Is in love with a tacky pen.
And parades it proudly! 8D
Luffs teh horsies...
How did you know?! D:
Blames their failures on calculators.
Right on the money.
can do somersaults...
While skydiving. ;D
Craves soup.
only during winter!
Has known someone who....
got hit by a train.
Regularly jumps fences for...
sheep
Ol McDonald had a farm, and on that farm he had a(n)
ELEPHANT! 8D Right?! Am I right?!
Constantly forgets to...
Remember what it is that I forgot.
Has a temper when...
Getting chewed on by rabid weasels.
I wrote a story about an elephant, a pig, a fairy and a.....
A terminator. They were in an arena... The pig won.
Is afraid of bugs and...
pigs
All your base...
Are belong to us.
Goes to amusement parks only to...
Laugh at the people screaming on the rides.
Doesn't clean up after...
I take care of those pesky kids on my lawn
So an elf, an orc, a giraffe and a...
rabbi walk into a bar... and they all ordered something to drink... ya.
I wish for twenty four gallons of...
Flesh eating acid to throw at my enemies.
Has a retro video game system that plays only...
cartridges.
Put your hands in the air...
Cuz this is a hold-up! Beware of the cheese-gun.
Doesn't like violence because...
Violance is the name of his childhood bully.
Everyday before I go to school my mommy says...
"Don't come home stupid!" 8D
Strength is defined as...
bending spoons with your mind!
The most terrifying feet...
Have little hearts on them.
Wishes for a doggie blanket made of...
doggies, what else.
I found a fly in my...
biker boots...
I wish for a uniform of...
Sea Weed.
I just cant seem to...
Keep up with others.
If I had the time, I would definitely...
make comics out of all the stories in my head.
I have a sixth sense that....
speaks to me in my head, or is that a personality disorder?
My neighbor always comes to me for...
know why all the other neighbors disappeared.
My best talent is...
playing piano with my toes :D
I was once on the news for..
making jelly-donuts fall from the sky.
My greatest dream is...
one that doesn't involve clowns.
The square of the hypotenuse is equal to...
string cheese.
If I could have whatever I wanted it would be...
Some tacos.
If only my cat were a ...
cat-dog, I'd give it hugs.
If I had only one day left to live, I would...
die the next day.
Wise man once said...
fungus doesn't just grow on dead trees.
Long, tall Sally jumped in the....
Well, I let her rot.
Wants to Rock and Roll all night.
And part of every day!
Wishes she could find her craft knife
Though why I think of myself as a she is another question entirely.
Lost the game
and needs a hobby.
Wonders about the way locks work
They're just so clanky and mysterious.
Commands a swarm of mosquitoes
That attack anyone I wish at will.
Has no mercy for...
...people who wear lamp shades on their head.
If forced, I would...
run on glass.
Sometimes, frustration comes when...
I just can't find my loose screw.
I believe I can...
run over an old lady!
If I had ..., I would...
call Pac-man. I hear he loves dots.
I know that Kleenex...
is made of EPICness
Books are not just good for reading, they're also good for...
putting on your head! They make wonderful hats.
I once knew a guy from Nantucket...
But he couldn't rhyme or read.
Television is the...