it's quite simple, one person "inserts" something into the vending machine and the next person says what they get, it just has to be related to the item that was inserted. Here's an example:
Person #1: I insert a quarter.
Person #2: You get a half.
i'll start off
i insert a robot
you get the same robot back. sorry this machine doesn't take robots. ><
I insert an explosive device.
You get blown up
i insert a MR GREEN :mrgreen:
You get a Mrs. Green back.
I insert a fishbone.
you get a killer whale
I insert a snake
You get an egg.
I insert a piece of paper.
you get a pen.
I insert a flying squirrel.
You get flying squirrel poo. D:
I insert my Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children DVD.
You get raped by Sephiroth *insert FF victory music here* ><
I insert an anime character. >>
(I think I like this game, whoo.) xDDD
You get Japan.
I insert the color blue.
lol.
You get a smurf.
I insert a spaceship.
You get an astro-probe.
I insert an empty bottle.
You get a diet coke
I insert a disgruntled Pikachu ^^
(Yay, people like my game)
You get a few strands of fur, some blood and the tortured screams from inside the machine
i insert a BMW
You get a mini toy BMW
I insert a magic lamp
You get a magic flashlight.
I insert a fork.
You get a spork
I insert a battered copy of 'The History of Screaming'
You get AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
i insert my ego :twisted: :twisted:
You get humility
I insert a box of fresh air
You get pollution.
I insert a cell phone.
you get a walkie-talkie. ><
I insert Listerine. :P
You get a sparkley white tooth.
I insert a person.
You hear screams from inside the machine and blood starts to trickle out
I insert maggots
Hey you stole that idea from me
meh whatever i don't actually care 8)
you get a corpse
i insert a my sense of irony
(What else would you get if you put a living creature in?)
You get a sense of dignity
I insert The Celtic Guardian!
(YuGi-Oh the Abridged ftw ^^)
You get a pair of giant hairy balls... err... Kuribohs, yes Kuribohs is what I meant. >>
I insert uncontrollable hormones. ><
You get krazi's ego
i insert some candy floss
I love Kuribohs o.O they're so adorable
You get a sheep
I insert a ball of yarn
You get a cat-massacre (because they will all follow the ball of yarn into the machine)
I insert my homework
You get a dog ^^
I insert Dr Kelso bobblehead
You get a screaming intern ^^
I insert... *hides* ... a mammoth (how on earth... yes, I know.)
You get a mammoth bobblehead keyring (i dunno why)
i insert MY EGO :twisted: :twisted:
You get Satan's little helper
I insert all the tea in china
....
No, not gonna say that.
....
Not that either.
....
Aaaah, crap xD
Let me try once more xD
You get... a vending machine with conscience xD
I insert Krazikiwi!!
you get the end of the world as we know it... in hi def and surround sound!!!!
I insert the krazi's ego (hehe, I love it when the world revolves around me. >>)
You get a frog with a crown about four times as big as the frog ^^
'Kiss me and I will turn gold ^^'
I insert pink fluffy handcuffs =O xD
You get a gimp outfit complete with chains and mask
I insert a big red button labeled 'do not push'
You get someone who can't read but has a habit of pushing big red buttons
i insert a...YOYO (totally random)
The toy or the chocolate biscuit?
You get...a evil chocolate teddy
"You're mother plays card games in hell"
I insert fruitcake ^^
You get a hyperactive Lyra jumping up and down.
I insert a clock.
you get a watch
I insert a ninja
You get your ego on steroids
i insert ME!!
You get incredibly disgusted and freaked out by the appearance
(I mean what the hell is in that vending machine in the first place to be shooting out such crap?)
*Apologies at use of word crap*
I insert World Peace
You get world war III and IV and maeby V (the real question is why aren't YOUR vending machines shooting out all this cool stuff)
i insert a scimitar
lol, very true I should be able to put 50p in a vending machine and get a pony
You get a can opener
I insert deadly nightshade
you get the not so deadly Nightshade (//http://www.spiritsoftheearth.net/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=611)
I insert a drug lord
You get one tonne of cocaine
I insert a tapeworm
You get a gummy worm (eat that IF YOU DARE)
i insert a boat (don't ask me how)
You get a little dingy
I insert a joke
You get punched (punch-line)
i insert a mirror
You get a portal to Dracula's Castle
I insert vampire blood
You get normal blood
i insert my tears :cry: :cry:
You get a crocodile
I insert an abstract concept
you get realism. ><
I insert a rainbow. :P
You get 7 tins of paint
I insert a tin of sky blue pink with yellow dots paint
you get my rainbow... thief!!
I insert a millennium item. ><
You get the three god cards
I insert the three dragons
You get annoyed as the machine swallows your best card :twisted:
I insert a corpse
You get Zombie boy!
I insert Superman in a body bag (man I hate that arrogant tw*t)
You get Lois Lane! Who isn't at all happy with you!
I insert...a...pirate!
You get a parrot and a bunch of gold teeth
I insert a rubber band
You get a slingshot! *ducks*
I insert...a Soda!
You get a bottle of fizzy water
I insert a banana
You get one cut in half...a banana split! False Advertising Indeed!
I insert a...fairy!
You get Navi the most annoying fairy of them all!
I insert the triforce of wisdom
You get three wisdom teeth. >.> Don't wanna know where those came from.
I insert post its.
you get a pre-computer era forum. >>
I insert a green dotted mushroom with a face. :P
You get magic mushrooms
I insert some Sims
Sims eh? You get...a lady named Molly! hehehe.
I insert Lestat. >.>
You get a goblet of Blood. Don't drink and drive!
I insert an Apple.
You get a Wicked stepmother who wants to take your heart!
I insert Herbie the Love Bug! and I don't want Lindsay -_-.
You get Knight Rider
I insert the world's smartest computer
You get Iron Man!
Oh those robots in that movie were so fun!
I insert Gambit! >.>
You get blackjack!<.<
I insert Jack Sparrow!
You get Riley the Raccoon Pirate! hehehe! And he's looking at your mermaid :D
Hmm Mermaid.
I insert Ursala!
You get an eel
I insert 50p
You get 25 back!
I insert Frodo!
You get to hang out with a bunch of misfits that seek to save the world by running around with a ring. ><
I insert "The One"
...Can only think that 'The One' could possibly be the song by Vanessa Carlton (I know it probably isn't)
But...you get a miniature piano
I insert a dreamcatcher
a piano? I was actually thinking of Neo from The Matrix but ok. <.<
you get a dream. >.>
I insert a megaman. ><
o.O I've never seen the Matrix
You get Viewteful Joe
I insert a glass slipper
How can you never have seen the matrix. GREATEST FILM EVER!!!
You get a pissed off Cinderella (complete with a couple of vending manchine induced injuries just for Mia)
I insert a bomb
I just don't think I'd like the Matrix
You get a stick of dynamite
I insert Ribena! (drink of the Gods ^^)
EVERYONE loves the Matrix. WATCH IT!! WATCH IT NOW!!
you get suger free coke (or Coke zero) P*** of the Gods (i realized i swore a bit in the last post. Sorry :oops: )
I insert a monkey
I think piss is fine, the only word I bother to censor is f*ck. ANd I don't like coke so any coke is like piss to me
As the for the Matrix I don't know anyone who has it so there
You get PG Tips
I insert a pillow
RENT IT FROM BLOCKBUSTERS (or something like that)
You get squashed by a bed
i insert the MATRIX TRIOLOGY (watch it all, except the third which is crap)
We don't have a Blockbusters nearby
You get a chewed up DVD (I'm not watching them dammit!)
I insert Howl's Moving Castle (Best anime film ever ^^)
Ah the Matrix is def interesting. The first one is my favorite def worth one watch at least. :P
You get Cowboy Bebop! One of my favorites.
I insert a tornado. Don't ask me how :D
You get a cow
I insert a globe
Fine i give up. your loss if you chose not to watch it.
you get a geography textbook (ugh, i hate geography)
i insert a mammoth
You get a tusk
I insert a big red button labed 'DO NOT PRESS'
A little Faery with a fond urge for pressing buttons and...the button back.
I insert Tom & Jerry
you get Itchy and Scratchy. ><
I inset the Power Rangers. <<
You get the Big Bad Beetleborgs o.O That show was so rubbish
I insert a red mage's hat
You get a scarred and scratced red mage
I insert my imagination!!
You get a pea
I insert a biscuit/cookie (if you're american o.O)
You get an empty plate and a stuffed krazi's ego... for the kids! :P :lol:
I insert a stick of dynamite
You get Wiley Coyote!
I insert...a tiger :D
you get Frosted Flakes... They're GRRRRREAT!! ><
I insert a horrible pun. :P
You get 'You don't stand a ghost of a chance!'
I insert a recyle bin
...i don't get it :lol:
you get a lumberjack who MUST CUT DOWN ALL TREES!! DIE WORLD!!
i insert a joke that only choco would find funny :shock:
You get a lesbian a priest and a dead baby...and they walk you into a bar?
I insert...a cake!
You get your hand bitten off
I insert papier mache
You get a bunch of kids looking for a pinanta! And they eat j00!
I insert a skull and crossbones!
You get a SotE pirate
I insert a mirror
You get the Wicked Witch from Snow White...have fun >.>.
I insert a skateboard!
You get Tony Hawk
I insert RoboCop.
You get the Terminator! Not sure why...you just do!
I insert...a rubber duckie.
You receive the "Rubber Ducky" song from Sesame Street that plays monotonously until it drives you insane.
I insert a leather bull whip. O_o
Hehehehe. You Get Jyotika who has a fondness for such things. Watch your bum!
I insert a very tired Kitsy who can't fall asleep.
You get a soft cot and pillow, but no blanket. Sorry, that's extra
I insert an electric guitar.
You get a single drum stick.
I insert a spoon.
You get a bowl of soup.
I insert a Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace DVD.
You get a pile of s@#%
I insert a can of laughing gas
you get laughed at by the vending machine
I insert a krazi kiwi. ><
You get a LOLcat.
I insert a bar of soap.
You get cleaned by a big scary nurse named Bertha!
I insert an orange soda.
You get a bag of oranges...land on you *SPLAT*
I insert a fluffy teddy bear (not that i own one *shifty eyes*)
Oh you totally do!
You get a grizzly. Grrr!
I insert some tea!
You get a lifetime supply of tea bags *whoo hoo*
I insert a mouse.
You get a few strands of fur and some blood leaking out of the vending machine. You hear tormented screams from inside.
I insert correct change (maybe i can get a Twix :P )
you get ripped off by a vending machine that doesn't work. >>
I insert Chuck Norris. <<
You are awarded with the awesome ass-kicking Bruce Lee.
I insert a pencil and drawing paper.
You get one of my crap drawing from deviant art
I insert a devil :twisted: :evil: :twisted:
You get an angel! O=D
I insert a dictionary.
You get a one word vocabulary.
I insert a cell phone
You get an annoying bill!
I insert a CD!
You get a cop that's going to arrest you for piracy.
I insert a one dollar
You get a candy bar :O! How did that happen!
I insert a hoodie.
You get a money-hungry hoodlum. Whoa too much ghetto juice for me! *cuts down dosage*
I insert the candy bar.
You get a dollar!
I insert a Disney Movie!
You get Alice In Wonderland
I insert a dress.
Mmm good choice :D
You get a doll!
I insert The Beatles
You get Ringo Starr
I insert Bruce Lee.
you get your ass kicked by my ego for stealing the Bruce Lee I got from the machine a while back.
I insert phallic imagery. :P
You get really bad analogies and Austin Powers!
I insert the Moon.
You get a Hey and two Diddles.
I insert the ass kicking Kiwi's ego just gave me.
You get Fifty Band-aids!
I insert rap music!
You get fifty cents
I insert a cheesy 80's music video.
You get a Flock Of Seagulls...and they steal your food.
I insert a Jolly Roger!
You get marooned on a desert island.
I insert a computer chip.
You get a robot screaming "Danger Lion Robinson Danger!"
I insert a notebook.
You get "The Notebook"...?
I insert my vacuum.
Ewwww the notebook!
You get the vacuum for the Teletubbies...if I could remember his name! Crap.
I insert a ghost.
You get Whoopi Goldberg yelling at Patrick Swayze about being dead.
I insert a George Lopez Hispanic joke.
You get a screaming lady. "Oh you've got a pain in your chest and you can't breath? I'm beautiful now?"
I insert a yellow submarine.
You get a box a fish..?
I insert a really bad British accent.
You get Mike Meyers?
I insert a cobra!
You get really nice snake skin boots
I insert a fox.
You get me ^_^.
I insert Simba!
You get a really wimpy lion. Not me though...
I insert a Guns N Roses t-shirt.
You get Slash!
I insert my writer's block
You get writers cramp
I insert a MR GREEN!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: (i think i've already done this but i can't remember)
Writer's Cramp?! That sounds horrible o.o
You get a :oops: just cause!
I insert Cowboy Bebop
you get a Texas Ranger
I insert a lazor. ><
You get shot by a high caliber blaster pistol
I insert Fabio.
You get a tub of butter.
I insert a romance novel.
You get Susan Carroll (fabulous writer by the way. I recommend The Night Drifter)
I insert a two sided heads coin.
You get Two-Face!
I insert a mummy.
You get Brendan Frasier.
I insert a history test.
You get a bunch of settlers.
Watch out for fevers o.o
I insert a rubber duckie.
You get Sesame Street
I insert the theme song from "Teletubbies"
You get Tubby Toast!
I insert Fraggle Rock!
You get sprocket.
I insert Chuck Norris.
You get the ultimate ass kicking.
I Insert the Ultimate Showdown (//http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdownurl)
You get me being too lazy to watch that cartoon. >.>
I insert a Pepsi.
You get Brittany Spears
I insert a bottle of tequila.
You get a Tila! Gratz ^_^
I insert a box of matches.
You get a Californian wild fire.
I insert a volcano.
You get the Tom Hanks 80s movie!
I insert Mountain Dew ^_^
You get a real mountain.
I insert a foreign film.
You get Brotherhood of the Wolf
I Love dat one ^_^
I insert a ring.
You get a fake diamond
I insert a brightly outfitted ninja.
You get 1 super dead ninja. The other sneaky ninjas got him.
I insert a samurai!
You get Tom Cruise in red samurai armor.
I insert a katana.
You get Samurai Champloo!
I insert a kitty!
You get the not so ferocious me!
I insert a Stephen King horror novel.
You get a big dog, with psychic powers who slings guns! Mwahaha!
I insert a gunslinger
You get Billy the Kid.
I insert Frederic Chopin.
You get a Mozart back!
I insert an orange juice!
You get McDonald's breakfast
I insert West Side Story.
You get a bunch of dancing, finger-snapping gangsters.
I insert Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Arts Defense League, and Five-Times Winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award!
(I are annoying, yes?)
You get a wand.
I insert a ninjato (ninja sword).
You get several kunai coming at you.
I insert a Gum-Gum fruit.
You Monkey D. Luffy
I insert a pirate.
You get a broken gun.
I insert an instant ramen pack.
You get manufactured noodles.
I insert a robot.
You get Wall-E.
I insert Batman ^_^
You get a batarang
I insert Wall-E
You get a iPhone!
I insert some milk.
You get ice cream vv
I insert my textbook.
You get shredded paper.
I insert a can of green paint. <3
You get splattered with projectile green paint. Heeheeee
I insert a ball of chairs.
You get a pebble <3
I insert an empty sketchbook.
A roll of toilet paper falls to the floor.
I insert a DVD case
aww, stupid vending machine! Dx
You get a copy of "Beetlejuice". xP
I insert a parrot.
You get a toilet-dwelling fire dragon.
I insert cheese
Somebody likes toilets. =P
You get a cracker.
I insert my watch.
No, it's just that I have a pet toilet monster. If only I had cheese to go with my cracker!
You get the Big Ben.
I insert the sun.
Oh yeah, I remember now. xP
The machine spits out the Sun!
I insert a box of Rice Krispies.
Machine creates a mouth and chews the Krispies bofore vomitting them up again.
I inject anasthetic into it.
The machine is so stoned, you get nothing....
I insert a printer
You get a pamphlet on Cocain
I insert a teddy bear
You get a puppy. <3
I insert a picture frame.
You get a magic mirror that tells you there's someone fairer than you
I insert Lesbian Bondage Porn
You get a new iPhone...random.
I insert a clay castle.
You get a...clay pot?
I insert the color orange.
You get the an orange cat.
I insert all the rainwater we got today.
You get a big water monster. Run away!!
I insert time.
The Grim Reaper comes out to hassle you about the need for time.
I insert the puppy, hoping for a kitty.
err...you get a demented kitten that wants to eat your face :D
I insert a brick.
You get the Leaning Tower of Pisa
I insert a burning CD.
You get an icy tape! hehehe.
I insert a snake.
You get brand new snakeskin boots
I insert a shuriken
You get a real mad ninja with one in his eye o.o
I insert an orange bucket!
You get orange paint.
I insert a grappling hook.
You get a gigantic monstrous fish.
I insert a :twisted: smilie
You get two :P and one :heart:
I insert my brother's vocal cords
You get your brother's whole throat?
Weirdness!
I insert a cigar!
You get lung cancer! Yay!
I insert a fang.
You get Dracula! Eep!
I insert Apple Wine!
You get one dozen of apple trees ^_^
Now we have apples growing next to the vending machine.
I insert a dusty thread.
You get an active thread? xD
I insert my computer troubles.
You get the Geek Squad
I insert a dirty novel.
You get a mountain.
I insert an apple.
You get a harpy
I insert an Xbox 360
You get an xbox and a circle back--yes, it's been split into parts. The awesomeness was lost somewhere on the way, though, to retrieve it from the machine you'll have to call whoever has the keys to the machine.
I insert a bad movie.
You get a bent horseshoe. =)
I insert a turtle.
You get a choice between a ninja or a famous painter.
I insert nachos, with cheese.
*takes the ninja* x]
You get a pair of dancing shoes.
I insert a :twisted: smiley.
You get Darth Sidious
I insert this :heart: smilie.
You get a Heart Smiley poster oO;;
I insert a Mountain Dew
You get a real mountain.
I insert a cupcake.
You get a condom.
I insert an RV(Don't ask how it fits).
You get a flaming tire
I insert "The Terminator" DVD
You get pieces of a shotgun
I insert a Drum
You get a chicken.
I insert a blade of grass.
You get a whistle.
I insert a foot.
You get a prosthetic toe
I insert Steve Urkel.
You get a kayak.
I insert a sunflower.
You get sunflower seeds.
I insert a sock.
It's eaten by the laundry monster; you now have another unmatched sock.
I insert a bit of cinnamon.
You get a Cinnamon alergy.
I insert a famous poet.
Lion has a typo x]
You get a light bulb.
I insert a chalkboard.
You get a cd of the wonderful sounds of a fork scraping across a chalkboard.
I insert a burned chin.
You get tufts of burned chin hair.
I insert a Clint Eastwood western film.
You get a prop gun.
I insert a rose.
You get a bouquet with only the throns.
I insert a mostly eaten piece of bread with Trader Joe's Strawberry Spread on it.
You get a butter knife.
I insert a pine tree.
You get a coffin
I insert the Vampire Killer. (the whip used by the Belmonts in the Castlevania series)
You get a Buddy plushie.
I insert a penny.
You get Penny Lane.
I insert .... the word 'insert'
It's rejected, and comes back in a jumbled of letters in the coin thing: ienrts
I insert a bunch of plastic bags.
They get recycled and you get new plastic bags.
I insert a washing machine.
You get half a washing machine and those black pieces of something that come out if you don't clean it regularly.
I insert a piece of paper saying 'Why can't I seem to reply to this topic in simple words?'
You get an origami swan.
I insert a mustache.
You get an old man's ear hair.
I insert a lion (how I got it, don't ask).
You get a lion fang necklace. [Made in China]
I insert a Peppermint Ice Cube of IceBreakers Sugar Free* Gum because I prefer Spearmint.
If by Sugar Free, you mean Full of Sugar, then yeah!
You get an actual spear with a mint leaf attached at the end.
I insert a peppermint patty.
Yay! Spear!
You get a jar of dirt from England.
I insert this forum.
The machine sputters and wheezes before throwing it right back out.
I insert a bad song.
You get the world's worst ballad.
I insert a rubberband.
You get a tire.
I insert the tire you just got before you could do anything.
You get a rubberband.
I insert a pencil.
You get a SAT.
I insert Pyramid Head from Silent Hill 2.
You get a movie.
I insert the movie, hoping for a human skin to eat instead of noobs.
You get a dozen noobs and one of them happens to be a reincarnation of you.
I insert a scythe.
You get a sliver from handling the rough wood of the scythe.
I insert the noob reincarnation of me.
You get a dozen hard boiled eggs.
I insert the five levels of fatness: 1.Big 2.Healthy 3.Husky 4.Fluffy 5.DAAAAMNNN!!
You get slapped because you didn't put in the right levels of fatness.
I put in the correct levels of fatness, Healthy, Chubby, Portly, Obese, Wideload.
You get Gabriel Iglesias's politically correct five levels of fatness (//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFzkBK7JGXo)
I insert the time 12:20 am.
You get sent to Japan, where its 12:20 All the Time
I insert my badly broken watch.
You get a brand new pocket watch. (batteries are sold separately)
I insert a dead battery.
You inserted it in the wrong polarity so it fizzles and comes back out as a lit roman candle.
I insert :heart:
You get a real heart.
I insert an empty swimming pool.
You get a flask of diluted chlorine.
I insert the lit roman candle.
(Yay! I like pocket watches!)
You get flaming pajama pants.
I insert a pack of matches.
You get a matchbox car.
You get *This space has been intentionally left blank*
I insert a reiki symbol.
You get bottled fog.
I insert an apple.
You get an arrow.
I insert a potato.
You get potato salad.
I insert a fjord.
You get a ford!
I insert a watch.
You get another watch, bad busted and mended with scotch tape.
I insert a dragon wing.
You get a dragon tooth.
I insert my spare violin.
You have a spare violin? o_O
You get a music box.
I insert the Cbox
Yes. xD One for practice (the spare) and one for performance (the shiny expensive one xD).
You get a scrambled mess spit out at your feet.
I insert a 8).
Lucky... The one I have now doesn't really fit me, and I don't have a chin rest and oh so many things....
You get broken sunglasses! I wonder what happened to the owner...
I insert.... my homework!
You get a half eaten apple.
I insert my soon-to-be Les Paul. From PhotoGenic, not Gibson.
You get an accordion
I insert Mega Man.
You get a digital clock.
I insert a hammock.
You get a tropical island loin cloth *snickers*
I insert insanity.
What, I don't get Tarzan too? ^_- *whacks machine*
You get sanity *twitch twitch*
I insert one of those stickers that come on apples.
You get... uh... a sticky apple.
I insert an apple seed.
You get a mustard seed!
I insert a bean.
You get a fart.
I insert the Periodical Table of Elements.
You get glow sticks cause Neon's purty.
I insert a cold piece of pizza Mmm.
You get an angry Italian
I insert an Aussie accent.
You get an Aussie with no voice. *pets* Poor thing.
I insert a conch shell.
You get a bowl of punch.
I pour some milk in.
You get real California cheese because good cheese come from happy cows and happy cows come from California.
I insert a cow.
you get a boy! Get it? ha....ha....
I insert a Beatles song.
You get the daughter of Lovell from Apollo 13.
I insert an enchanted whip.
You get whipped.
I insert a human nose.
You get a bad smell back.
I insert a pair of glasses.
You get Austin Powers
I insert a magical sword.
You get Cloud! Wheee.
I insert Sephiroth. :)
You get a sexy psychotic villain with long white hair!
I insert a bad guy.
You Get...Snidely Whiplash...I think that's how you spell his name...I could be wrong. He has the evil villain mustache!
I insert a good guy!
You get Jigglypuff. Fail.
I insert the previous user, Codekitsune.
:twisted:
You get an insane asylum.
I insert Alucard from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
You get your ass kicked by Dracula.
I insert . . . hmm *thinks* . . . a dolphin.
You get a killer whale.
I insert a badly tuned guitar.
You get a banjo.
I insert the corpse of Abraham Lincoln.
(Ohh good heavens--I ought to go to bed. My post = ridiculous.)
You get a doppelganger
I insert a bullet.
You get.... bangs. Red ones.
I insert sleepiness.
You get valarian root.
I insert the Phantom of the Opera in all his finery.
You get Raoul. Haha. Owned.
I insert a porcupine.
You get One Eye from Jack London's White Fang.
I insert mechanical teeth.
You get bitten! Silly Lion.
I insert a soda cap.
You get classic coke from the year 1888.
I insert Simon Belmont.
*pokes around* Why did this slow down so much? xD
You get Mario...yay Mario.
I insert a dead battery.
You get a broken car!
I insert a yellow submarine.
You get the town where I was born.
I insert a late night talk show.
You get Jay Leno
I insert a clean sparkling beach.
You get a nice dream but a sad reality.
I insert a random indie music snob.
You get a boa constrictor.
I insert a speaker.
You get a listener.
I insert a bad cup of coffee. The kind that you can't drink even with massive amounts of cream and sugar.
You get a sorry excuse for a Star Bucks
I insert the color purple.
You get increased... purple-ness?
I insert a parka.
You get a tundra with a herd of caribou stampeding towards you.
I insert an antler.
You get a green plastic bowl.
I insert an anchor.
You get Captain AhAb's ship Pequod.
I insert a vending machine.
*points accusingly* illegal move!
You get a contorted mess of metal, plastic, and all things vendinglike.
I insert a candle.
You get...uh night time?
I insert a pair of handcuffs.
You get kinkyness in a can(just add water!)
I insert a random musical chord.
You get the sound of two cats fighting.
I insert a patch of fur.
You get a fishy scale. :mrgreen:
I insert a wicker basket.
You get Blanche's living room from the 1980's tv show "The Golden Girls"
I insert an old person.
You get a young person?
I insert a wooden leg.
[psst! Juno, I'm replying right now]
You get Long John Silver.
I insert Valentine's Day.
Okay good I didn't mess up too bad then. :D
You get an angry mob of Valentine's Day haters.
I insert an erasable pen.
You get...eatable ink?
I insert a pack of magic markers.
Ewwy...eatable ink? D:
You get a pack of fake magic markers that have all the cool colors but can only color in black.
I insert the eatable ink. ;_;
You get the very non-edible Sharpie ink.
I insert an eraser.
You get a pencil.
I insert a pebble.
You get Mt. Everest.
I insert a snowball.
You get a sandcastle.
I insert a traffic light.
You get bumper to bumper traffic.
I insert dirty bumper sticker.
You get one of those generic little smiley face stickers.
I insert a green flashlight.
You get a cartoon character about to upchuck.
Insert a hammer, a single plank, three nails, and a can of white paint.
Is that even allowed? @_@
You get deserted construction site.
I insert a raccoon.
To be honest, I really have no idea.
You get a very cuddly hat ~_^
I insert an angry vampire.
Ooh a hat <3
You get an ecstatic werewolf.
I insert a bottlecap.
The get the deed to the Coca-Cola company
I insert a dragonfly.
o_o ohemgee I love coke *squees*
You get a shape-shifting faerie.
I insert an inspirational quote.
You get Bruce Lee.
I insert a flip.
You get a flop?
I insert a tangerine.
You get an Orangeman.
I insert a strange philosophy.
You get a college student with looots of questions.
I insert a gallon of Nyquil. o.O
You get the world's most notorious insomniac.
I insert a bottle of Coke.
You get a nickle for bottle return. Oh, and I think the machine just peed on your shoes. o.O
I insert a "pizza hutt" coupon into the machine. (buy one get one free)
You get moldy week old pizza.
I insert life as we know it. :mrgreen:
You get a gun and and bunch of angry diplomats.
I insert a Roman soldier's helmet.
You get an Athena bursting out of your forehead Owie!
I insert...Aries!
You get ram soup.
I insert a cold.
You get Spanish influenza!
I insert the Spanish Inquisition
You get a really angry priest.
I insert a stolen wallet.
You get an old man waving a cane with his trouser half unzipped
I insert a paper clip.
You get a nose ring
I insert a totemkitteh
You hear a lot of yowling as the machine devours your offering and gives nothing in return.
I insert a penny. :D
You get it back because this vending machine cannot compute pennies.
I insert a bull fighter
Nothing for my penny? :[
You get a bull. 8)
I insert a quarter and hope for better luck.
You get 25 pennies. (vending machine duals as a change machine, wheeeeee)
I insert a wastebasket full of wadded up doodles.
You get *gasp* the Doodle Monster! *squeals*
I insert a 'little black book'.
You get the Book of the Dead.
I insert an acorn.
You get a very angry Scrat from the movie Ice Age.
I insert this emoticon :heart:
Eek! D:
The machine breaks it in half and promptly returns it to you. Aww :[
While avoiding slashing claws and teeth I manage to insert Scrat.
You get a 'lord of touch me and you die' saber tooth tiger. (again from Ice Age)
I insert a box of nails.
Aww call him Diego, it hurts his feelings if you don't. :[
You get a hammer.
I insert an empty soda can.
Oh, so that's his name!
You get a nickel. Thank you for recycling.
I insert a fuzzy, pink, sweater.
Yeah, kind of a random name...but yeah that's it. xD
You get the homemade sweater factory. Everything. Grannies in rockers, YARN, the whole shebang.
I insert a ratchet.
You get a very strange destructive weapon
I insert the German language.
You get...Germany. :]
I insert a Southern Dogface.
You get the color yellow in paint form.
I insert a lance.
You get a musketeer!
I insert a heavy metal CD ^_^
You get a flower. :3
I insert a folded up cardboard box.
You get a free house.
I insert a keyboard.
O: FREE HOUSEEEEE! FWEEEEE *is done*
You get a...mouse.
I insert my bombed history test. :D
You get a real bomb which will explode in 2 seconds.... *BOOM*
I insert a laxative.
Ewwww.
Um, you get real chocolate instead. Yay!
I insert a beer bottle cap!
You get the worst hangover of your life.
I insert the word 'antidisestablishmentarianism'.
You get slapped for inserting such a long word! Ouch!
I insert a river birch.
You get swampland.
I insert a mammal that lays eggs.
You get an egg of such creature.
I insert a blue flashlight.
You get a primary color.
I insert this smiley :twisted:
You get one million :cry:s because the smileys don't like you inserting their friends, evil or otherwise.
I insert a fishing hook.
You get a very suspicious looking meat hook.
I insert a froggy
You get a moth.
I insert a shoe.
You get a smelly military grade marching boot
I insert fifty dollars.
Why would you give a vending machine fifty dollars?! D:
You get a ball of yarn and an anxious kitten that won't let you touch said yarn.
I insert a strawberry skittle <3
Mmmm You get a whole bag full!
I insert a pint of ice cream. ^___^
*shifty eyes* jus' 'cause.
You receive a dirty diaper.
I insert a sugar rush.
A bag of skittles and a dirty diaper...great haul there for sacrificing a single strawberry skittle. *mutters*
You both get a bag of goldfish.
I insert a neon orange shirt...
You get Xenon.
I insert the Periodical Table of Elements.
You get a shirt that says "Nerd = Love"
I insert a lawnmower.
You get a macho gardener.
I insert an actual nerd.
*wonders how the gardener got into the machine in the first place* Aww poor nerd :[ You don't luff the nerd. :[
You get the basket from a hot air balloon.
I insert a chocolate chip cookie.
You get an Easy-Bake Oven
I insert magic brownies.
You get non magical ones that are burnt :[
I insert all of the stupid cartoon themed bags that float around school...
You get a very amusing quilt of such materials.
I insert a dragonslayer.
You get a poisoned arrow.
I insert a brick.
You get your very own mausoleum.
I insert the song "Don't Fear the Reaper"
You get a restraining order because of your stalking ways (somehow knowing Juno was listening to that song).
I insert two of these: :lol:
You get one :roll: , two :shock: , six :oops: , and a :wink: just for kicks.
I insert a broken dagger.
You get wall clock...with no batteries.
I insert a fish.
You get fish oil.
I insert a broom.
You get a class of broom-wielding five year-olds that rush out to surround you. D:
I insert a lizard (like the small green kind).
Awesome! I've always wanted to be a pinata!
Yet the gecko that's trying to sell you car insurance.
I insert a leaky pen.
You get a ream of paper and a new pen that works.
I insert the Geico gecko. -__- such a jabber mouth...
You get awarded the all-famous nickname: "Motor Mouth"
I insert a fractured skull.
O: You! You!! Gah! Dx *thwacks on the arm* -_-
You get a glue gun complete with glue sticks. *wonders how you came across the skull*
*plucks strand of horsehair from bow* I insert that.
You get kicked in the teeth by a pissed off horse.
I insert Junos tooth.
NEVER ask how Lion gets her skulls. >.>
You get a centaur...wielding a bow an arrow EEK!
I insert a dood named Adam!
You get a chick named Eve and his pissed off girlfriend, Lilith.
I insert a bad-speller.
u g3t mee!
I insert a penguin.
You get a polar bear cub...where's momma?
I insert all of the stupidness the world contains.
You get George Bush.
I insert the polar bear's mommy.
You get a fluffy white blanket...with a head...
I insert a giant clock.
You get a well disguised sexual innuendo.
I insert a graham cracker.
You get a Nilla wafer. <3
I insert a loaf of bread.
You get a broken toaster.
(Hey, you're only supposed to put -two- pieces of bread in at once, not the whole loaf!)
I insert toilet paper.
D: Broken appliances are no good to me! *panics* *chucks toaster into space*
You hear the forest crying in the distance but the vending machine seems to be unresponsive. :[
I insert a hamster.
You get a small animal pelt that resembles your little hamster friend. :(
I insert 2 "holy marys" and 10 "our fathers"
You get your very own guardian angel.
I insert a loose tooth
You get a pillow.
I insert a block of concrete.
(Was beat!)
You get...uh...the vending machine is angry and throws a brick at you.
I insert a black cat named Pandora.
*wonders why you name an animal you're sending to its death*
You get a broken mirror.
I insert a ceiling fan.
You get the lovely Fan Diego.
I insert a city abandoned by people.
you get 5,000,000 illegal immigrants. o.o'
I insert a pet rock
You get Patrick Star
I insert a silly cartoon.
You get a television that won't let you change the channel and is forever stuck on a cartoon marathon.
I insert an empty shampoo bottle.
You get a bottle of conditioner.
I insert a lost planet.
You get cool lil aliens!
But are they peaceful or hostile?!
I insert cramps so I don't gotta deal wif em no more! >.<
They are neutral
You get free tampons.
I insert a severe medical condition.
You get lots and lots of red liquid.
I insert... the game of Life.
You get a famous Bruce Lee film.
I insert a vampire hunter.
You get a tub of poisoned ice cream.
I insert a penguin foot.
You get a chicken foot for some reason.
I insert Californian dirt.
You get the Mojave Desert.
I insert a bottle of wine.
You get lots and lots and lots and lots.... of grapes!!
I insert the PSAT!
You get your very own smart person.
I insert a cheater.
You get the Cheating for Dummies book.
I insert a palm tree.
You get Southern California.
I insert a beautiful view.
You get a cardboard box.
I insert shoelaces.
You get thatched sandals.
I insert an ancient civilization.
You get a half rotten left show. Eww...
I insert a coin.
You get a bottle of water.
I insert a magnolia.
You get a famous chick flick.
I insert an old lady.
You get a set of false teeth. Eww.
I insert a metal gate.
You get your very own set of spears.
I insert a spiral staircase.
You get a marble statue.
I insert a lobster.
You get a lion, lying on its stomach.
I insert a band of wild animals.
You get a bag of animal crackers. Yum.
I insert a pizza.
You get the villain Pizza the Hut from Mel Brook's film Spaceballs.
I insert a crisp, fresh soda.
You get a straw.
I insert a blue flashlight.
You get your very own UFO.
I insert a crappy movie.
You get $50 and tickets to see an exclusive early showing of a movie you're excited to see next summer.
I insert a pair of chewed up boots, courtesy of my doggie.
You get a chewed doggy!
I insert something orange.
You get a red azalea bush that won't ever bloom for you.
I insert a shark.
You get your best friend with one arm missing.
I insert a suped-up tuxedo.
You get a junk car.
I insert the eyes of this smiley: :shock:
You get a very bad eye infection.
I insert my junky car.
You get a brand new tire. :D
I insert a mockingbird.
You get a racist Southerner.
I insert a dirty movie.
You get an antique piano.
I insert a white rose.
You get a blood-dipped rose.
I insert a wild garden.
You get a pile of sand.
I insert a maple tree.
You get a burned stump.
I insert a rock band.
You get an orchestra.
I insert a banana spider.
You get an apple worm.
I insert something red.
You get a koi.
I insert a calender from '02.
You get the aftermath...
I insert a Shakespearean tragedy
You get a recorded scolding from the world's teachers for throwing away something so valuable.
I insert a pond.
You get a thousand dead fish.
I insert a sponge.
Eww...dead fish.
You get a starfish.
I insert the color green.
You get yellow and blue.
I insert this smiley: :|
You get two each of the following smileys: :? , :o , and :(
I insert a bird house.
You get a cat that has eaten all the birds inside of it.
I insert a plastic quarter.
You get a real quarter.
I insert the bird-eating cat.
You get cat-eating bird. o.o'
I insert one rain forest worth of notebook paper.
O: CONSPIRACY!
You get a pigeon.
I insert this smiley: :cry:
You get this smiley (._.) I call him blink.
I insert the real quarter.
You get your plastic quarter back...
I insert a world map.
You get Hitler's plans for domination.
I insert a water strider.
You get a frog.
I insert a boulder.
You get back pebbles in a mysterious formation.
I insert a piece of sky.
You get a flying car.
I insert 2.4 billion dollars (in monopoly money, of course! :D)
You get a short, angry, white-mustached man with a monocle about to beat you with his cane.
I insert a bleeding hand.
You get a box of tissues.
I insert a whale.
You get an ocean.
I insert a glass of fresh water.
You get a jar of mud...ick.
I insert a teddy bear.
You get mauled by a momma bear that thinks you inserted her cub.
I insert the cub.
o_o .....
You get a shiny pebble.
I insert the momma bear. :'[
You get Lion being mauled by the bear.
I insert an antidote for crying.
._. WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! *claws through machine*
You get Juno, bloodied and crying because she lost the antidote in the void that is the amazing vending machine.
I insert a chicken.
You get an egg.
I insert Juno.
You get angry parents.
I break in the machine and steal Juno, dropping my 'class ring' in the process.
You get spit on by Juno, who was perfectly happy living out the rest of her days in the vending machine.
I insert a jar of rainwater.
You get a monsoon.
I insert a life preserver
You get a cruise ship.
I insert Lion's cruise ship. :D
You get Lion lost in the Bermuda Triangle.
I insert a stupid man.
You get the mess of disasters the stupid man caused.
I insert a baseball bat.
You get Babe Ruth
I insert a celebrity.
You get the wealth and fame of the celebrity you inserted.
I insert a pine tree.
You get Charlie Brown!
I insert Snoopy.
You get an airplane.
I insert a strange tattoo.
You get the ink monster.
I insert a group of vampires waiting in line.
You get your weight in knives.
I insert a drop of blue food coloring.
You get moldy cheese.
I insert an Iron Chef.
You get all the secret ingredients in the history of Iron Chef...in pizza form.
I insert all of my textbooks. 8)
You get a very old newspaper.
I insert a crazy person.
You get a laser pointer.
I insert a cloudy day.
You get a lovely day.
I insert a firebrand.
You get a raccoon.
I insert a cricket.
You get a midnight orchestra.
I insert a famous composer.
You get a library of all known orchestral scores.
I insert a can of white spray paint.
You get the worlds first albino turtle.
I insert someone killed by wildlife.
o_o ...
You get a blossoming white lily.
I insert a gallon of water.
You get a drought :?
I insert one of those sexy, Latin acoustic guitar solos.
You get a hippo.
I insert a kayak.
You get you, drowning.
i insert a lifeguard.
You get a devastated Juno...if it's a guy...and he's decent-looking...
I insert a scorpion.
You get the Sahara Desert.
I insert an epic story.
You get a pen and lots of paper.
I insert my life to music.
You get the world's most tragic musical where bad things keep happening to the main character due to some furry antagonist and a diabolical genie.
I insert a copy of Homer's The Iliad.
You get a human eye...wonder how that got in there.
I insert a duckling.
You get a decoy.
I insert a lake of swans.
You get a harp.
I insert a horseshoe.
You get a stake in the ground.
I insert a stalker.
You get a loaded gun.
I insert a bag of cheetos.
You get a swarm of hungry children.
I insert a bee hive.
Kiddies! 8D *pets and coddles children* <3 So cute!
You get an endless supply of honey...eww sticky.
I insert one of the children I just received. O:]
You get your very own angsty teen.
I insert a bottle of rebellion.
You get a clone of yourself.
I insert this smiley: :|
You get Droopy the Dog.
I Insert Max Bemis from Say Anything.... :heart:
You get a husband.
I insert a golden necklace.
You get a plastic ring, like the kind you stick on cupcakes.
I insert a frozen fish tank complete with inhabitants and fake plants.
You get a Popsicle! but it's fish flavored bleh.
I insert my dead dragon eggs :(
You get...a dead dragon?
I insert a beating heart.
You get this smiley: :heart:
I insert an oatmeal raisin cookie.
You get peanut butter with chocolate chips.
I insert the letter R
You get a Rachel! It's me!
I insert a Diet Pepsi
You get a Diet Coke.
I insert a goat.
You get a beard.
I insert the word 'damn'
You get a crippled old man whacking you with his cane for even thinking of profanity.
I insert all of the 2008 calendars of the world.
You get a paper-mâché globe.
I insert the old man.
You get a sharpie pen that can only write the word 'damn' no matter what you try to write with it.
I insert the leash my dog chewed up.
You get a very odd piece of clothing :wink:
I insert a vial of anger.
You get a fishing hook.
I insert the color blue.
You get a piece of the sky.
I insert an echidna.
You get an ant pile.
I insert a turtle.
You get the power of slow motion.
I insert the computer game City of Villains.
You get a real city...of villains.
I insert a cello.
You get a cello player, wondering where you put his cello.
I insert pasta!
You get an angry Italian chef.
I insert a hamburger.
You get an aaaangry stampede of cows!
*runs away*
I insert a smiley face cookie ^_^
You get a hungry cow.
I insert my remote control.
You get a game controller.
I insert a grenade.
You get World War II.
I insert a kind authoritarian dictator.
You get a bottle of peace.
I insert a giant teddy bear.
You get Lion eating a baby bear and being chased by the momma.
I insert the bottle of peace.
How can you eat and be chased at the same time? O_o
You get a fully equipped F-22.
I insert the momma bear.
'Cause I canz!
You get a dead Lion.
I insert a confused Juno.
You get a Kitsy who steals her muffins.
I insert one of the muffins.
You get your very own LION!!
I insert a cuddly kitten.
You get a squirmy puppy that wants to lick your face.
I insert a bearded dragon.
You get MY Roland from RotE! Big and Orange and mustachey!
I insert a football player.
You get a cheerleader.
I insert a dragonfly.
You get a feather.
I insert a stolen idea.
You get a secret.
I insert a red pen.
You get a pen with invisible ink.
I insert the secret.
You get a torch.
I insert an alligator.
You get Captain Hook!
I insert Peter Pan.
Wait a minute...it's a crocodile that's in Peter Pan! O: *forgets for the sake of fun*
You get a dash of pixie dust.
I insert a cup of coffee.
You get a skinny soy white-choc mochamuggachino.
I insert chai tea
You get a bowl of cake batter.
I insert a gun, unloaded of course.
You get a water pistol.
I pour the cake batter into the vending machine.
You get an obscenely shaped cookie.
I insert a fighting game.
You get a computer virus that makes your screen show nothing but hippy messages about peace, love and tranquillity. Heh heh hehh
I insert my nose.
You get seven very annoying allergies.
I insert a lunatic.
You get closeril (anti-psychotic meds)
I insert lot 22, the naughty bits of a lady.
You get a broken condom, three STDs, a useless vaccine, and and an irresponsible man.
I insert an elbow.
You get: Lot 23, two inches left of a VERY naughty bit indeed.
I insert a tooth.
You get a tooth fairy!
I insert a pair of scissors!
You get a piece of notebook paper.
I insert a bolt of lightning.
You get smited by God.
I insert a Greek Myth.
You get Agamenmon.
I insert Achilles
You Orlando Bloom acting like a ninny.
I insert Brad Pitt!
You get killed by a flying javelin.
I insert a Roman warrior.
That's what I get for givign Brad Pitt away I spose X_X.
You get an Aries who's very grumpy o.o!
I insert Athena.
You are awarded an immaculate toga.
I insert a senator.
You get a Master Debator! >.> *childish giggles*
I insert a cigar!
You get a smoking Jacques Trap.
I insert a song to take you to another dimension.
You get a stray cat yowling at you with hungry eyes.
I insert my jumping bridle.
You get a can of Mexican jumping beans with the words 'Do Not Eat' on the label.
I insert an evil sword.
You get a...good sword? xD
I insert a pack of gum.
You get some Mentos! The Freshmaker =D
I insert some Mountain Dew!
You get some Mountain Fog.
I insert a plane ticket.
You get a mini globe
I insert a bottle of earth.
You get a bottle of sun.
I insert every copy of "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" in existence.
You get a very disturbed Ichabod Crane.
I insert :shock:
You get a scary monster, so that YOU make that face!
I insert a rainbow!
You get a bag of skittles so you can taste the rainbow.
I insert the purty sunset outside. <3
You get drowned in ocean of orange, purple, blue, and yellow.
I insert a Jason mask.
You get a shoebox.
I insert an albino hamster.
You get a Hamtaro DVD.
I insert a Commodore 64.
You get a confused Baby boomer
I insert a depression.
You get a flamethrower.
I insert a tomb.
You get a very distraught mummy.
I insert a tail.
You get a head.
I insert a tri-colored highlighter.
You get a rainbow.
I insert :P
You get a lizard.
I insert a year-old candy cane. Eww.
You get Disneyland.
I insert a beluga whale.
You get Free Willy!
I insert some perfume.
You get an entire perfume department in a compact smoke bomb.
I insert an army.
You get a loaded gun.
I insert a bottle of Sunny D. Yay for fruit concentrates.
You get a copycat of the Jim Jones Cult Murders.
I insert this :!:
You get a :?:
I insert batteries.
You get a voltaic cell.
I insert a hard drive.
You get a virus!
I insert a speaker.
You get -1 speakers!
I insert a waffle!
You get a waffle iron.
I insert a pencil sharpener.
You get a leadless pencil
I insert an eraser
You get Arnold Schwarzenegger
I insert a shaman.
You get a how to become a god kit.
I insert a booger.
You get shot by a snot.
I insert a doorknob.
You get a door.
I insert a polar bear.
You get melting ice caps.
I insert a flood
You get Noah!
I insert a rhino.
You get piano keys.
I insert an angry mob complete with pitchforks and torches.
You get Frankenstein.
I insert a tag.
You get a wooden box. 5 by 7 inches.
I insert 105 hospital wheelchairs.
You get a wheelchair race.
I insert a poster of Citizen Kane.
You get a pencil and a stack of paper.
I insert a car alarm.
You get a car radio.
I insert a snow globe.
You get a world map.
I insert a :idea:.
You get an idea.
I insert a pan flute.
You get a tiny sword.
I insert a sombrero.
You get a pair of dancing shoes.
I insert a turkey sandwich.
Yet get a bottle of sleep.
I insert an ax-murderer.
You get a rubber duckie.
I insert a peppermint.
You get caught in an avalanche.
I insert a snowball.
You get a flamethrower.
I insert a rose bush.
You get thrown into a pile of thorns.
I insert a cactus.
You get a keychain of Spike from Peanuts.
I insert a pizza box.
You get fired for delivering the wrong order.
I insert a strange, exotic coin.
You get a golden doubloon.
I insert this blushy face: :oops:
You get a Foot in Mouth award.
I insert an eyeball.
You get a bar of soap.
I insert a pool of acid.
You get your next bath.
I insert a bottle of nail polish.
You get an amputated foot.
I insert the letter 'J'.
You get the game "Jumanji"
I insert a murderous clown.
You get a happy face.
I insert the letter 'T'.
Edited to say: ZOMG I GOODS I GOTS THE 666th POST :O
You get a toe infection.
I insert a domino.
You get a knife, a bullet, and a cannon too.
I insert my PS3. >_<
You get a sega.
I insert pillow stuffing.
You get a goose with a bare and bruised rump.
I insert the Super Nintendo.
You get a locked lock with no key.
I insert a lizard.
You get Bowser from Super Mario Bros.
I insert a fireball.
You get the sun (owey pwey owey!)
I insert a dragon's egg.
You a dragon baby's skeleton. :(
I insert a psychotic poet.
You get psychotic poetry.
I insert a motorcycle.
You get a monocycle.
I insert my boredom (yay, no more boredom).
You get three tons worth of boredom...
I insert a smashed pumpkin.
You get a band.
I insert an :oops:
You get a snot on your shirt.
I insert a George Carlin CD.
You get a signed yet-to-be released music HDDVD.
Dang, not boogers again.
I insert the snot.
You get a snowflake.
I insert a block of cement.
You get a detour sign.
I insert an old Christmas card.
You get a musical Christmas cup that won't stop singing.
I insert the chocolate my cat is licking.
You get Willy Wonka.
I insert the Mystery Machine.
You get a vortex that sucks away the entire universe.
I insert a third eye into the vortex.
The vortex magically disappears, but you can see a faint swirling against the back of the vending machine...hmm...
I insert a beautiful sunrise.
You get a gorgeous daybreak.
I insert a puppet.
You get an old sock.
I insert a neon green hedgehog.
You become Radioactive Hog!
I insert my sister's undies.
Eww to both. xP
You get a haunted house.
I insert a 300 year-old oak tree.
The laundry is in my room/garage so they are near me. *shudders*
You get a sapling and two hundred and ninety eight years to live.
How did you insert that thing?
I insert a the spoon from Fiona's nose.
It was magic, shush!
You get a glass of water.
I insert a can of paint...BLUE paint.
You get straight, blue hair.
I hose the mystery machine.
Assuming you've also inserted it, you get a very distraught Scooby-Doo.
I insert a laser cat.
You get Infra red goggles.
I insert Juno.
Hey! You can't do that! Dx Last time that happened the machine almost got broken. :[
You get a bloodied and very unhappy Juno.
I insert a :?
You get nervous.
I insert ink.
You get a sword.
I insert a giant grasshopper.
You get a plague of mutant grasshopper men with weird translucent wings and slimey, chompy jaws.
I insert the wishing game.
You get a dead turtle.
I insert the moon.
You get cheese.
I insert a brain.
You get a cheese brain.
I insert a sofa cushion.
You get a snake of a species thought to be extinct.
I insert the bats that live in my attic.
You get Dracula.
I insert a broken nail.
Fwee! Yay! *snuggles vampire*
You get a real broken nail...har har.
I insert a Hallmark card.
You get a "priceless" moment. And ten dollars credit on a MasterCard.
I insert Dracula's fangs.
You get a jar of ash.
I insert a pile of sand.
You get the remnants of one of your horses.
I insert a broken ribcage.
@_@ Lion, that's morbid.
You get a toothpick.
I insert a smoke detector.
You get a smoker with a hole in her throat.
I insert a black cloak.
You get a staff.
I insert a scarlet rose.
You get the buff Rhett Butler.
I insert a slave.
You get a master.
I insert all of the old, classic video games.
You get awesomesauce.
I insert a red marker.
You get a green marker.
I insert the paper I have to write.
You get an "F"
I insert a bottle of milk, 1950's style.
You get a dying tree.
I insert moondust.
you get a hippie astronaut.
I insert the word 'inswert'.
You get a mouse, the furry kind.
I insert a cardboard box.
You get your future house.
I insert a whisker.
You get a fuzzy, orange kitten.
I insert a fireplace.
You receive a forest fire.
I insert some fur.
You get a slice of joy.
I insert a purple beach towel.
You get Waluigi.
I insert the Nintendo logo.
You get a PS3.
I insert a goat.
You get a calf.
I insert a mussel.
You get a pile of sand.
I insert something ironic.
You get a pianist killed by a falling piano.
I insert Shin Megami Tensei's Persona 3:FES
You get caffeine.
I insert a can of grey paint.
You get the color of your future house.
I insert a domino.
You get knives and bullets...and cannons too.
I insert lavender.
Your skin turns lavender colored
I insert a piece of brittle iron.
You get a wasp nest.
I insert the evil sheet music for "Masters In This Hall".
You get the sheet music for Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz.
I insert a Super Mario bookmark.
You get a blank cd.
I insert a bunch of Irish songs.
You get the worst American imitation ever... Period.
I insert a "devilfish".
You get an angelfish.
You were just asking for that one.
I insert a heartbreaking story.
Yet me, laughing at all the character's deaths.
I insert an ill European.
You get the biography of said European.
I insert a pack of gum.
you get a bubble.
I insert a smiley face. =)
You get a toothless grin.
I insert a person with gum stuck in their hair.
You get a nice, fat wad of pre-chewed gum. :D
I insert a flight of stairs.
You trip down them.
I insert a dead body.
You get a present box.
I insert a dartboard.
You a bow and arrow.
I insert a feather.
You get a hawk.
I insert a gum wrapper.
You get someone's nasty mouth germs.
I insert a bad speller.
You get three bad spellers.
I insert a big window.
You get a compact windows computer
I insert a dollar
You get two dollah!
I insert corny cover songs.
You get a personalized karaoke collection of every song you've ever sang in the shower, whether you know it or not.
I insert a baby rabbit.
You get a pre-planted garden of carrots.
I insert a spider.
You get spider guts.
I insert cat guts.
You get an irresistibly adorable kitten that mews all cute-like at you.
I insert rain.
You get beans and shells and little rocks!
I insert all of above!
You a wonderfully creative necklace.
I insert a police officer.
You get a gold badge.
I insert a nose flute.
You get musical boogers.
I insert a party platter.
You get a house of party crashers
I insert a Cloud Strife
You get a broken back and two slots for your materia.
I insert a bottle of whiskey.
You get an empty bottle and a drunk back.
I insert really good pizza.
You get a portrait of it (Toxic if consumed).
I insert a landfill.
You get a decomposing, half-eaten shoe.
I insert a Britney Spears CD. :O
You get breast implants.
I insert my cat.
You get very very scratched hands.
I insert my forgetfulness.
You get a memory drive that plugs into your toes.
I insert your left foot.
*horrified* MY FOOT!! Hey! I need that!
You get a horrifying stench that will follow you for ever.
I insert a memory drive that plugs into your toes.
Eww,
You get one that plugs into your nose.
I insert the stench *must get rid of it!*
You've inserted the smell! You're done with it!
But as you bend down to tie your shoe lace, a horrible smell wafts up...
You should wash your socks sometime.
By the way, the vending machine just gave you twenty pairs of rotting socks so you might want to rush home and trash your backpack.
I insert Fiona's hat.
OMG awesome!
You get a violent son of a jester who wants to kill you.
I don't wear socks so I throw in my brother's.
The world is struck with plague! Fear it!
I insert the dead rat I saw yesterday.
You get Yersinia pestis.
I insert the puss from the new plague.
You get an infection.
I insert a pseudo cure.
You get a pile of sand.
I insert a squirrel.
You get its tail back. >_>
I insert fingernail clippers.
You get silver ore.
I insert a pen.
You get ink sprayed at you. ^_^
I insert my imaginary friend.
You hear a death cry from within the vending machine. A moment later you get a bongo.
I insert a swatch of red velvet.
You get a prostitute looking for the remains of her top.
I insert...a condom.
You get an expired coupon for a free dinner at your favorite restaurant.
I insert an axe.
You get a flannel shirt.
I insert a flaming sword.
You get a toy soldier.
I insert a hammock.
You get a palm tree.
I insert a clogged artery.
You get a spear.
I insert a box.
You get a discarded head.
I insert a Stephen King novel.
You get a pink teddy bear.
I insert the word 'reform'.
You get a hatchet and a copy of the Bible.
I insert the pink teddy bear.
You get a hamster.
I insert a broken gate.
You get scrap metal.
I insert an empty Vault can.
You get arrested for littering.
I insert an oyster.
You get a lawnmower.
I insert a giant auger.
You get a dyslexic.
I insert a personality disorder.
You get a bottle of hair gel.
I insert a ceiling fan.
You get me, with my mane caught in it.
I insert the letter A
You get three blank Scrabble pieces.
I insert random medicine.
You get an incurable disease.
I insert a Shiba Inu.
You get a cow.
I insert my index finger.
You get a curly tail.
I insert a 1980's high school
You get mush.
I insert my broken lap top.
You get a pancake...
I insert a delicious dairy treat.
You get a pail-full of clay.
I insert the letter 'z'.
You get bent at several 90 degree angles.
I insert a proctologist.
You get a flower and random evidence from a murder scene.
I insert all of the world's mockingbirds.
You get the world's most horrible song.
I insert an opera singer.
You get a goldfish.
I insert a white box.
You get crabcakes.
I insert a microchip
You get a bee hive.
I insert a black box.
You get a mysterious hand...
I insert a bird's wing.
You get a carrot.
I insert a telephone pole.
You get an angry neighbor.
I insert an old dusty record player.
You get an old, dusty...squirrel.
I insert an owl.
You get a quill. Sans ink.
I insert a piece of blank paper.
You get a VERY angry letter of complaint.
I insert Lolth.
You get one killer spiderweb.
I insert a panda.
You get Bruce Lee.
I insert a broken arm.
You get a broken leg.
I insert a piece of blank paper.
You get my piece of blank paper.
I insert all of me!
You get nothing but everyone else around the machine gets a shiny chocolate coin!
I insert a salt block.
You get a death warrant.
I insert a white flag.
You get a red flag back.
I insert Lion >_>
You get a horrible scream, half a paw, tail and a torn fluffy ear. *cries*
I insert a shield.
0_0
The shield flies out at you.
I insert mah xbox ^_^
You get a Lion.
I insert a title of nobility.
Wooo! :mrgreen: *cuddles Lion*
You get a flag. A blue one.
I insert a highlighter.
You get written on with a permanent marker.
I insert a genie.
You get the longest song on earth.
I insert a pinky.
You get me, writhing in pain.
I insert a severed head.
You get a shaved body. Naked.
I insert my virtue ^_^
You get nothing. xP
I insert five books, at random.
*falls over laughing* Stupid machine :(
You get back shredded copier paper.
I insert honesty.
Quote from: "Countess"You get a shaved body. Naked.
Why naked?
You get string beans.
I insert an old man.
You get a mismatched pair of shoes.
I insert a turtle.
You get a glass box.
I insert a lighter.
Why not naked? And why string beans?
You get a blast of fire.
I insert Hysaeda!! ^_^
Cuz teh string beans are teh bestest! (actually I think brocolli tastes better).
You get shot at with an arrow.
I insert a wig.
You get an angry bald man
I insert my plans for world domination. (Yeah they're real)
You get a plan to have you mutilated in a million different ways.
I insert a purse.
You get the purse you just gave, now filled with small children. How they fit is a mystery.
I insert a virgin.
You get a fork....
I insert a frozen dinner.
You get a kitchen table.
I insert a bottle of shampoo.
You get an angry coconut.
I insert a sapling of an unknown plant.
You get an one million different unknown plants.
I insert the man in the Night Keeper's avvie.
You get a "hadouken"ed by Ryu.
I insert a brain.
You get marty feldman... >.>
I insert swirly icecream poop..
You get strange people staring at you.
I insert a gun and rose.
You get a screaming monkey.
I insert a giant grasshopper.
You get pooped on.
I insert some sedatives.
You get a sleeping kitten! Winz! x3
I insert an index card.
You get stolen notes!
I insert a pile of fur.
You get an arrest warrant.
I insert lateness.
You get pregnant.
I insert a broken clock.
You get tickets to the opera.
I insert a lime green hat.
You get lima beans.
I insert a dragon egg.
You get a lot of smoke then caught on fire D:
I insert an orange.
You get something that doesn't rhyme.
I insert a quarter.
Vending machine: *has a heart attack because it's something normal someone would put in a vending machine* So you don't get anything D:
I insert a pair of glasses.
You get the kid version of Jimmy Kudo from Case Closed!
In insert a blank cd.
You get the greatest Konami game ever made.
I insert a cape, a sword, and high-heeled boots.
You get Samurai RuPaul :D
I Insert an unused, piece of gum, still in the wrapping
You get a giant bubble that pops on you.
Aw man. D: Sticky.
I insert a highlighter.
You get a colored on by a magic marker!
I insert a painted pony.
You get a My Little Pony!
That'll be difficult to ride, but it's cute!
I insert some leather!
You get a sign that says, "Wrong Turn."
I insert a foxy tail.
You get one chobit ear.
In insert yo' mama
You get Punk'd
I insert a stupid person.
You become stupid.
I insert a deck of cards? Lmao.
You turn into a clown
I insert a caged bird.
You get a man-eating theropod (//http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feathered_dinosaurs) in return
I insert a button. (you know, buttons you put on clothing)
You get a cavity.
I insert a case of flu.
You get a placebo.
I insert an arm cannon.
You receive a choir singing in canon.
I insert a fart
You get a gas mask.
I insert WWII.
You get a nintendo
I insert the gasmask back in
You get constipation.... Lots of it.
I insert the biggest text book in the world.
You get an empty box of cheerios.
I insert a new box of tissues.
You get a cried a river.
I insert a contortionist.
You get a pretzel.
I insert a bottle of soda.
You get shards of aluminum shrapnel stuck in your face.
I insert a vending machine.
You get a penny. A really shiny one.
I insert a newspaper.
You get a bunch of black ink squirted on your hands.
You didn't insert anything so the vending machine eats you. |:
I insert a piece of string.
You get lion guts.
I insert a magazine of giant kitties.
you get a army of giant kitties! >D
i insert a rocket ship
You get bird poop.
I insert a good flea collar.
you get a broken collar and attacked by fleas DX sorry
I insert a rubber band and a paper clip
You get a lot of bad monkeys.
I insert fire.
you get water
i insert music
You get a hearing aid.
I insert a blank notebook.
You get a Death Note with your name in it. Your have ten seconds to live.
I insert knowledge.
You get your brain.
I insert body parts.
You get Hannibal Lector.
I insert a coconut.
You get charts to a deserted island that's in the middle of...the Milky Way! O.O
I insert the remains of some old photographs.
you get a completed photo album with no one in it that you recognize
I insert a sharks tooth
You get a severed head.
I insert a baby bear.
You get a trickle of blood, a few strands of fur, and hear bone-chilling screams from inside the machine.
I insert a DVD.
You get a t.v.
I insert The Sims 2 PC game.
You get the Xbox version of the Sims, and a letter thanking you for the upgrade.
I insert a broken ipod.
you get a broken pair of headphones.
I insert a potato.
You get a very angry toy...with scissors! O.O
I insert a tiny globe.
You get a gigantic globe!
I insert a fork
You get your heart cut out by a spoon.
I insert a flying car! D:
You get a bottle of sky gas.
I insert a new video game.
You get socks.
I insert a blank dvd.
You get a ninja that will stalk you for the rest of your life.
I insert a cup of ice.
You get an avalanche dumped on you, with an oath from nature swearing to forever pwn you no matter what you do or where you go.
I insert an Edgar Allen Poe poem.
You get a dead raven with a sticky note saying "Nevermore" stuck to it.
I insert my left leg.
You get a bloody stump where your left leg used to be.
You also two pennies.
I insert a keyring.
you get a key. And, you also get a letter from someone you don't know
I insert a bottle
You a recycle bin.
I insert an old, torn journal.
You get an old torn computer the size of a desk
I insert a lamp
You get a name tag with insta-death on it.
I insert a plastic brain.
You get a sack of crumbs
I enter a mod
You get molten lava.
I insert computer parts.
You get a death laser.
I insert a basketball.
You get dunked on by the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
I insert cookie dough!
You get burnt cookies.
I insert a baked potato
you get a baked potato (Wtf? O.o)
I insert a wrapper
You get a nude poster of yourself.
I insert a dragon's fang!
awkward O.o
you get a flamethrower (holy crap!)
I insert a cell phone
You get a Transformer!
I insert a Gameboy!
You get a 56K modem.
I insert iTunes.
You get a dinosaur.
I insert a sunflower.
You get sunflower seeds.
I insert a hyena.
You get a laugh machine.
I insert a WWII Luftwaffe plane.
You get a B52 Bomber.
I insert a planet.
you get a plant and the letter E
I insert a dream
You get Freddy Krueger.
I insert a Ford Bronco.
You get bucked and kicked to death by a bronco named Ford.
I insert a Mr. Mister song.
you get a rusty old station wagon and the keys to a Ford Bronco which is now under the ocean
I insert an annoying person
You a photograph of yourself ._. (*huggles* DX)
I insert a bo-staff.
You get a toothpick.
I insert a toothbrush.
You get a bar of soap.
I insert a piece of gang violence.
The vending machine shakes and rattles, then you get a gun O.o
I insert my homework.
You get it back with 50% written in red at the top.
I insert Freddy Krueger.
You get a molten foot.
I insert an ice chest and some beef.
you get a beefy chest and some ice O.o
I insert my annoying little brother
You get Alec Baldwin and a penguin.
I insert my own hand.
you get a hungry Tebby *drools*
I insert my best friend
You get a note saying "Thanks for the new bff."
I insert a vending machine.
you get a baby vending machine! d'aww!
I insert a very angry porcupine
You get the fear of needles.
I insert a ghost!
you get nothing =(
I insert an air guitar!
You get the lowest score on Guitar Hero.
I insert a cell phone.
You get a brick.
I insert a calculator.
You get Skynet.
I insert a ribcage.
you get the rest of the skeleton
I insert a dollar
You get ripped off.
I insert a bag of happiness.
You get a bag of sadness. D:
I insert a plastic bag.
You get recycled.
I insert a genie's lamp.
You get a genie.
I insert a cannibal.
You get a crazy anthony hopkins.
I insert a Jodi Foster.
You get a panic room.
I insert an airplane.
You get stuck in the Alps
I insert a rabbit's foot
You get the rest of the rabbit
I insert a bowl of cheerio's
You get a British person.
I insert a three-legged dog.
you get "little Brudder" the one legged dog
i insert a can of Red Bull
you explode
i insert an airplane
You get jetlag
I insert an arm-cannon.
You get Barrett.
I insert a sword that is longer than I am tall.
You get a steaming stack of waffles.
I insert a burnt diary.
You get an empty old pen.
I insert a melba toast with peanut butter.
You get a grenade.
I insert a purple crayon.
you get a lot of melted wax and burnt paper.
I insert a yo-yo
You get lots of knotted string!
I insert a knife.
you get a rubber chicken!
I insert talent
You get a one-legged ice skater with a HUGE BUTT!
I insert a wooden shoe.
you get a very angry dutch woman with only one shoe
I insert a chunk of tofu
You get sick and die.
I insert a rare genetic disorder.
You get a vial marked, "CURE"
I insert a shoe
You get boot soup.
I insert a heart attack.
You get a stretcher.
I insert a stamp
You get an angry mailman.
I insert a voodoo doll.
you get a bunch of sharp pins.
I insert a pizza
You get lots and lots of constipated gas.
I insert a bomb
You get a mushroom cloud from the vending machine exploding.
I insert a fan.
You get a donator vending machine.
I insert a tail.
you get a head
i insert a camera
You get a smashed lightbulb.
I insert a boulder.
You get rubble.
I insert a needle
You get a screaming doctor.
I insert a severed head.
You get a cookie.
I insert a death ray.
You get some half-eaten nachos with all the cheese gone.
I insert an old tennis shoe.
you get a new pair of shoes.
I insert a chain
You get a gang member.
I insert a pendant.
You get the movie Titanic.
I insert a table.
You get broken chairs.
I insert a steak!
You get barbecue sauce.
I insert a watch.
You get quartz.
I insert a diamond ring.
you get a wedding invatation.
I insert a lantern
You get a swarm of hornets.
I insert an engagement ring.
You get a military battle.
I insert failure.
You get a picture of yourself.
I insert a piece of glass.
You get a window
I insert a car
You get a pair of panties stuck in a glove compartment.
I insert a fanbelt.
you get broken engine parts
I insert a soda can
You get a recycling plant.
I insert a dog.
you can a dead cat
I insert a painting of myself
You get a happy face.
I insert a watch
You get frozen time.
I insert a pocket pikachu.
You get a thunderstone.
I insert a pie.
You get jealous Turkey-people.
I insert a spork.
You get Taco Bell (And it's side-effects...)
I insert a Japanese Demon called a Tengu.
You get bird poop.
I insert a jeweled dagger.
You get a bloody diamond.
I insert a golden mask.
You get an ancient ritual.
I insert a shot glass.
You get a note asking you to insert a bottle of liquor as well.
I insert a vending machine.
You get an ebony dagger.
I insert a short sword
You get a bloody vending machine.
I insert a mask.
You get a new face.
I insert a plastic surgeon.
You get plastic.
I insert a fan.
You get a drowned man.
I insert a mad bull.
You get a sad panda.
I insert a death ray.
You get an apple core.
I insert a used needle.
You get red thread.
I insert a dollar bill
You get a dead president.
I insert a huge number five.
You get a giant number 6.
I insert a rock
You get a mountain.
I insert a plunger.
You get plumber's crack.
I insert a shiny new dime.
You get a dead president.
I insert an eraser.
You get erased.
I insert a pencil sharpener.
You get a crap load of unsharpened pencils.
I insert laptop.
You get a virus.
I insert a condom.
You get a virus. |:
I insert a happy smiley face sticker.
You get an angry Chinese person.
I insert Napoleon Bonaparte.
You get shorter.
I insert my homework.
You get a flaming hot F
I insert an ice cream.
You get an icy cold spoon.
I insert a vending machine.
You get a singularity.
I insert the square root of negative i.
You get an eyeball filled with puss.
You explode because you didn't insert anything.
I insert a gummy bear.
You get sugar.
I insert a bottle of vodka.
You get arrested.
I insert a police officer.
You get arrested |:
I insert a mitten.
You get a ball of yarn that promptly explodes.
I insert an explosive.
You get a rusty old steel carcass of...something.
I insert a vial of dragon's blood.
You get fire coming out through the machine.
I insert a bandage.
You get a troop of shot and bleeding people asking where the medic went.
I insert a golden ring.
You get a hobbit.
I insert an I spy book
You get a whole mess of spy gear.
I insert a terrorist.
You get a pair of planes.
I insert a bad joke.
You get a cracked egg and a half a nun.
I insert an inflated balloon.
You get a carnival :/
I Insert a CD
You get compacted into a disk.
I insert a large rectangular object.
you get a geometry book.
I insert a where's waldo book
You get a naked clown on a pogo stick.
There was actually one when you had to find waldo at the circus. D: Proof! (//http://media.photobucket.com/image/where%252527s%20waldo%20book%20clown%20on%20pogo%20stick/Flipfoot/6a00d83452f2b969e200e54f5901388833-.jpg) Look in the lower right-hand corner. :3
EDIT: It doesn't actually show anything bad. xD It just heavily suggests that he's naked. He could be wearing a speedo for all I know.
I insert a printer.
You get ink
I insert a lamp.
You get a lampshade. TIME FOR A PARTAY! 8D
I insert a piece of paper.
You get a finished essay.
I insert a piece of iron armor
You get rust.
I insert a CAT-5 cable.
You get 5 cats
I insert a candy bar
You get a box of eaten chocolates.
I insert a wish machine.
You get a nickle.
I insert a golden tambourine.
You get a bucket of moonshine.
I insert a saw blade.
You get an orange.
I insert blue.
You get the weight of the sky.
I insert a fancy schmancy pen, like the kind you find in fancy schmancy banks.
Congratulations you get a bog standard biro
I insert a rabid bunny
You get an abnormal mutation.
I insert a horse.
You get a pony. This machine shrinks things!
I insert a dead parrot
You get an undead scourge the likes of which you've never seen.
And cake. Can't forget the cake.
I insert an eel.
You get a crab.
I insert a grenade
You get an apple.
I insert a furry tail.
You get an angry cat
I insert a flag
You get the fist of rebellion.
I insert a white bandanna.
you get a small surrendering army
i insert a helicopter (can i just ask where we're getting these things from?? Is Walmart having a sale?)
You get a rocket launcher.
I insert a camera.
You get flashed.
I insert a toenail.
You get clipped.
I insert a lock without the key.
you get a key without a lock.
I insert a laptop
You get a terminator.
I insert a cowpoke.
You get poked by a bull's horns.
I insert an external hard drive.
You get a robot uprising. FEAR ME MEATBAGS!! :twisted:
I insert a antique china vase
You get a speeding ticket.
I insert a glob of jelly.
You get a jellyfish.
I insert a razor blade.
You get filled with angst.
I insert a jellyfish.
You get a half eaten bologna sandwich.
I insert a jar of mayonnaise.
You get the other half of my bologna sandwich. But with mayo!
I insert a train leaving New York heading west at a rate of 85 mph and another train leaving Los Angeles heading east at a rate of 60 mph. At what point and time will they meet, assuming they are on tracks straight in line with each other?
You get your brain with an ax in it.
I insert the ax.
You get my brain. Can I have it back please?
I insert a demonic sacrifice.
You get a chipped horn.
I insert Crono's brain.
You get the souls of a thousand slain infants lightly spiced with some garlic and ketchup.
I insert a cookie.
You get thrown into a cloud of baby farts.
I insert a vial of serpent's blood.
You get a happy mongoose .
I insert five dollars.
You get the rattling sound of the machine swallowing your money.
i insert all my wasted time (it takes a while, theres a lot of it)
You get nothing back. Seems that was a waste of time too.
I insert my old sports watch/timer.
You get hennjo's wasted time.
I insert a nickle.
You get a bag of spiders.
I insert a leather pouch.
You get a bag of marbles.
I insert a roll of tape.
You get your fingers stuck together.
I insert a scroll of secrets.
you get a scroll of truth. xP
I insert animal crackers.
You get a recording of a thousand screaming animals all being munched away to their deaths! D:
I insert a used band-aid.
You get a wounded mouse
I insert a copy of my assignment about walt disney
You get some severed wings.
I insert a penguin.
You get the last Atlantic Blue-fin Tuna in the world, it it dies it will be extinct
I insert my wish-list
You get a list of your destroyed hopes and dreams.
I insert an ax.
You get Paul Bunyan.
I insert a cute, fluffy bunny.
You get good luck charms.
I insert a horse.
You get a carrot.
I insert red.
You get a penguin
I insert a multicolored crayon
You get a gray crayon.
I insert youtube.
You get this public service announcement (//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH34xzIdY58)
I insert a Harry Potter pair of glasses.
You get Ron's broken wand
I insert Dove Chocolate candy
You get Dove soap
I insert a soap opera.
You get an old fashion radio.
I insert the square root of 2i.
You get Einstein's brain, all withered and dusty.
I insert a doggy tail.
You get Kiesha.
Kiesha: ._____________.
I insert a hen.
You get a henway.
I insert a will.
You get a way.
I insert a diamond mine.
You get a bar of chocolate.
I insert a cookie.
You get a city.
I insert a dirty shovel.
You get a grave.
I insert a monocle
You get a bill
I insert a cane
You get an angry old man
I insert a helicopter
You get Rambo.
I insert a dead mouse.
you get a mouse trap
I insert a faliure.
You get a bottle of moonshine.
I insert a cotton ball.
You get a black cat.
I insert a glass of water.
You get a whale of a tale.
I insert a plankton!
You get spongebob squarepants
I insert a pizza
You get a burger
I insert these googly eyes O.O
You get a dancing kirby <(o_o<) ^(o_o)^ (>o_o)>
I insert a polka dot.
You a missle launcher.
I insert a can of root beer.
You get a chopped up root that smells like beer.
I insert my tablet =D
You get a broken, bloodied hand.
I insert a textbook.
You get a mix of truth and lies
I insert a bow and arrow
You get a a traffic sign wrapped in a pretty pink bow.
I insert the SotE web site.
You get Rhi!
I insert a potato
You get a po-TAH-to o_0
I insert a dead fish.
You get a vial of fish oil.
I insert a bottle of estrogen.
You get a bottle of testosterone.
I insert one of those singing animatronic birds from the Disneyland Tiki Room.
You get a bunch of eco-maniacs getting on your case about putting in a bird, even if its an animatronic one.
I insert the Last of the Mohicans!
You get an American Indian with a single tear running down his cheek.
I insert a genie.
You get poofy pants
I insert a message in a bottle.
You get the genie back.
I insert a baby manatee.
You get more eco-maniacs.
I insert a black feather.
You get an emo kid writing bad poetry... with a single tear running down his cheek.
I insert Bruce Willis.
You get the Justice League.
I insert a bolt of lightning.
You get Harry Potter.
I insert a staircase to heaven.
You get a highway to hell.
I insert to a hundred dollar bill.
You get an error saying you put the bill in the wrong way and it shoots of the machine.
I insert a radio
I insert a
You get some weird blue-haired robotic kid, wtf?
I insert same weird blue-haired robotic kid.
You get a bad anime about fighting mechas and corrupt governments.
I insert an Irish dude.
You get 99 bottles of beer, one broke.
I insert a feather pillow.
You get a chicken. A lot of chickens. Angry chickens. Angry Mexican chickens. With sombreros.
I insert a Mary-Sue.
You receive a note that reads 'Please do not put trash into the machine'.
I insert $300,000 in quarters.
You get an empty piggy bank.
I insert a bank robber.
You get a ransom note.
I insert a 747 airplane.
You get a machete
I insert giant eyes O.O
You get much, much smaller eyes. With a beholder attached to them.
I insert the Atlantic Ocean.
You get a rusty anchor.
I insert a marble bag.
You get a deflated basketball.
I insert a bottle of vodka.
You get a New Guinea Singing Dog.
I insert an old arrowhead.
You get a broken machine gun.
I insert Adam Savage.
You get a jar of impatience
I insert a shark tank.
You get a chocolate gelato.
I insert a red rose.
You get a telltale heart.
I insert a mouth without a face.
You get a giant earthworm.
I insert a rusty pair of scissors.
You get an elephant with inflatable feet.
I insert a long icky fingernail.
You get the Wicked Witch of the West.
I insert the DS lite
You get a Game Gear.
I insert a classic Nintendo controller.
You get a Wiimote.
I insert in a model of my hand.
You get a model of hour your hand will look fifty years from now, all gnarled up, wrinkled and with thirty moles.
I insert a flintlock pistol.
You get a bullet.
I insert MSN Messenger
You get deadly randomness.
I insert a mashed potato.
You get a baked potato.
I insert a human brain.
You get Frankenstein's Monster.
I insert Dracula's fang.
You get a bat.
I insert in a keyboard.
You get the secret code: aoiwnf alksd jfaoisdn vlkzsdj fo43q904u409uzsdvkan;*Y(*^T(*& 43219382. And have two seconds to crack it.
I insert James Bond.
You get a plethora of criminals.
I insert a coca cola cup.
You get a really bad buzz.
I insert an action figure.
You get a cape.
I insert Madonna
You get a step-by-step Vogue program.
I insert a yellow sponge.
You get Sponge Bob Square Pants.
I insert in a television.
You get a melted brain.
I insert some Dain Bramage :B.
You get MS word spell check.
I insert in an ingrown toenail.
You get a itty bitty kiddie whiner complainer person.
I insert a helmet from WWII.
You get Hitler.
I insert a starburst.
You get the Big Bang.
I insert an empty gun magazine.
You get a nerf gun magazine.
I insert an ironer.
Granted, you get burned.
I insert a doctor.
You get Sally.
I insert a test tube.
You get a false alarm.
I insert an Eggo Waffle.
You get a 'leggoed' eggo.
I insert syrup.
You get a toothache.
I insert an alarm clock.
You get the time.
I insert a cd
You get arrested for Piracy.
I insert a secret key.
You get a lock.
I insert my prison.
You get a burning brain.
I insert a jar filled with frogs.
You get a toad.
I insert Satan.
You get fluffy kittens and puppies and angels singing in the background.
I insert a zombie.
You get a moldy sandwich
I insert manga
You get a wapanese person.
I insert a drill.
You get a block of wood.
I insert in Walmart
You get lack of government regulation.
I insert a sports car.
You get a new car smell.
I insert a question.
You get even more questions, honoes!D:
I insert a swimming pool. 8D
You get wet.
I insert a Nintendo DS.
You get a bloody game.
I insert a cup of tea.
You get a pile of sand.
I insert a knock-off Gucci handbag.
You get an oyster with a plastic pearl.
I insert a tattoo.
You get an angry Vin Diesel who wants to punch you.
I insert a monogrammed handkerchief.
You get a soiled lace doily.
I insert a bunch of grapes.
You get a bottle of fine wine.
I insert some jumping beans.
You get a small volume of feminist poetry.
I insert a plate of pig knuckles.
You get a chance to appear on Travel Channel's Bizarre Foods.
I insert some stinky tofu.
You get a book entilited "Beginner's Guide to Origami".
I insert a tarnished silver earring.
You get a rusty bullet.
I insert a megaphone.
You get a headache.
I insert a string of Christmas lights.
You also get a headache
I insert a bugzapper
You get fried bugs.
I insert my science project.
You get a cheap paper mache volcano that doesn't work.
I insert a vending machine.
You get a quarter.
I insrt a blue platypus who is not a spy and will never be famous.
You get James Bond
I inset an iphone
You get a broken walk man.
I insert a ball of yarn
You get the moth-eaten sweater your grandmother made you
I insert teddy bear
You get a hungry Grizzly Bear
I insert an apple
You get a worm
I insert an Edward Cullen
You get him right back at ya... he couldn't stay away XD
I insert a piece of popcorn
You get a note asking for more.
I insert a sock
You get a shoe.
I insert Mithril
You get an orc
I insert a laptop
You (hopefully) get a thread revival
I insert apple stock
You get fermented apple cider and a fine for not having a liquor license.
I insert a steamy love letter.
You get steamy love letter back with a forward address
I insert creativeness
You get a pair of shoe gloves
I insert a fake lottery ticket
You get a fake check for two hundred-forty-five million dollars
I insert Sebastian from Black Butler
You get Mr. Belvedere
I insert a play write.
You get 100 monkeys and 100 typewriters
I insert Russian Literature
You get a man with a balloon for a head.
I insert a tomahawk.
You get a Swiss Army Knife with 110 functions
I insert the Hindenburg
You get a bad cameraman diverting the shot to someone in a fashionable bowler hat.
I insert Abraham Lincoln
You get John Wilkes Booth
I insert Samuel L Jackson, Liam Neeson, Bruce Willis, and Denzel Washington
You get them all gunned down by Rambo
I insert a peace sign.
You get miniature Woodstock
I insert Rambo
You get an angry cop.
I insert a combat knife.
You get a ballistic knife handle
I insert a ballistic knife blade
You get a retractable stage blade
I insert pretzel fish
You get some rotten pretzels that taste like fish.
I insert a pitchfork.
You get a devil's tail
I insert unfinished handwritten posts
You get a badly written manuscript for a movie no one will watch.
I insert a scrap of paper with the name Tamora Pierce on it.
You get Alanna looking for your blood
I insert a Disney movie
You get good family reviews
I insert an insane asylum
You get screams and pleas of sanity
I insert taxes
you get good credit. (PLOT TWIST)
I insert rolled guaze
You get back a mummy
I insert a dreamcatcher
You get me.
I insert a blank check in the name of the Queen
*laughs and wheezes from coughing* Stay awesome Dreamwolf! XD
You get back nothing.
I insert a drawing of one of my characters.
You get a plagiarist claiming them as their own.
I insert a lion's paw.
You get a hand trying to shake yours.
I insert a dragon
You get a Dovakiin
I insert Skrillex EPs
You get a man cursed with nosebleeds and ripping out his own teeth.
I insert a eagle's feather.
You get a literally bald eagle.
I insert a scroll
You get a group of Elders
(I seem to have skyrim on my mind)
I insert a kitten :3
You get a duck
I insert a broken toy
You get a broken lock
I insert a PSY
You get a small dancing man
I insert a tapestry
You get oil based paint
I insert lead based paint
You get lead poisoning
I insert internet explorer
You get an open letter from Firefox company asking you to join them and promising cookies if you do
I insert a Two Steps From Hell CD
You get tickets to Breaking Benjamin concert
I insert a laptop charger
You get a charging battery
I insert a glass of Iced tea
You get lemon juice in your eye.
I insert an old school digimon pet device.
You get a genetically altered mouse that can control electricity
I insert a Change of Major form
You get an accepted major form for underwater basket weaving
I insert a rewind button
GASP! You mind reader! That's exactly what I applied for today XD
You get an instant replay button
I insert overly affectionate cat
You get rabid dog
I insert goldfish
You get pyrite fish
I insert overly affectionate rabid dog
You get back an overly aggressive rabid ferret.
I insert a cheap, paper back romance novel
You get a dowdy teacher, awaiting her tall-dark-and-handsome to sweep her away.
I insert a banjo!
You get a bear playing it.
I insert a tissue
((I would have said you get Deliverance.)
you get a cold.
I insert a yellow submarine.
You get some beetles
I insert classic N64 games
You get classic awesome
I insert a blue hedgehog
You get a gold ring
I insert hot chocolate
You get a sleigh ride
I insert the number 9
You get a compelling and somewhat twisted storyline about nine pieces of a soul living in sack bodies
I insert the number ten
[ @ Dreamwolf, I would have said Deliverance too]
You get an IOU
I insert a dog's squeaky toy.
You get just the squeaker back
I insert a rat
You get a cat.
I insert an insanely awesome free runner
You get a Tosh.0 video about a guy busting his nuts on a street bench.
I insert three gold nuggets and a fishstick.
You get a fish nugget and three gold sticks
I insert my pandora stations
You get a slacker DJ
I insert a large bowl of nachos
You get a large bowl of melted cheese
I insert a Lego factory
YOU GET LIFESIZE LEGO SAMURAI!!!!
I insert a pair of headphones
(Freaking awesome)
You get a pair of doctor dre ear buds
I insert a roman legion
You get a toy GI Joe
I insert the mouse I just caught
You get the chance to become a cat-kin. (Like Rin XD)
I insert a beeping pager
You get a ticking bomb
I insert a water gun
You get a flame thrower
I insert my bosses' pay checks
You get a slip stating you aren't getting paid this month
I insert an inhaler
Good thing I got my paycheck when I walked in this morning ^_^
You get easy breathing
I insert a Tablet
You get the stone tablet.
I insert 007 and Adele
You get a kick ass opening sequence
I insert matthew perry, chris brown, daniel tosh, and robbin williams
You get death by Comedy Overload
I insert a pair of little people, some bells, and two green Link costumes
You get tingle twins
I insert Triforce of Courage
You get mask that lets you talk to rocks
I insert a green mushroom
you get a 1-up shirt
I insert the ps3 game Heavy Rain
You get a little black rain cloud hovering over you
I insert spaghetti
You get Luigi
I insert a review claiming Metal Rain should be game of the year with "LIES!!!!" written all over it in red ink
You get an infinite amount of advertisements.
I insert standards
You get lowered expectations
I insert a preserved human brain
You get a Frankenstein.
I insert a Bengal cat.
You get a bengal tiger
I insert my useless alarm clock -.-
you get a broken pocketwatch
i insert two turtle doves
You get a feather pillow
I insert a cell phone
you get a smart phone
I insert Three Days Grace
You get Muse.
I insert spoiled milk.
(Stay Awesome Winters)
You get spoiled cookies
I insert mirror tunnel
You get a copy cat
I insert a pink hoodie
you get neon pink skinny jeans.
i insert dirty laundry
You get it back immediately
I insert a murder mystery
You get back neon green skinny jeans.
I insert a universe.
You get a stupid safety green t-shirt
I insert a mask
You get a pissed off Phantom of the Opera.
I insert a noose.
You get a punjab lasso
I insert a dragon head
You get dragon SOUP!
I insert Dovahkiin
you get a Russian dictionary
i insert pain killers
You get a screaming metal warrior riding on a motorcycle with sawblades for wheels.
I insert the Russian dictionary.
you get my autograph 8)
i insert a nickel
You get a phony ID
I insert the phony ID
you get a phony drivers license
i insert your pjs
You get back human skin
I insert some broken teeth.
you get back a Guardian.
I insert simba
You get back the most moving scene in a Disney movie, ever!
I insert a backstabbing uncle
you get a fabulous song.
I insert febreze
You get allergies
I insert a bucket of water
you get a bucket of old dirty mop water. with a dead mouse floating in it. (like the one I found in my apartment back in Toronto...)
I insert a headache...
You get the vending machine stubbing your toe
I insert an organic chemistry book
You get homework
I insert a hair from Queen Mab's head
You get a hair from somewhere else on Queen Mab *Vending Machine shudders*
I insert my unfinished manuscripts
You get Angry Teachers
I insert Pikachu
You get blasted off again.
I insert a gryphon teacher.
Congratulations! You have received a warrant for your arrest issued by the gryphon police! Oh noes!
I insert a pine cone!
You get a giant pine tree.
I insert my cat
You get a Hungry Lion
I insert a question
You get an answer.
I insert the arrest warrant from the gryphon police.
You get an invitation to the Gryphon Criminal underworld.
I insert rainbows.
You get a poptartcat.
I insert Ray William Johnson
You get a buffering screen
I insert my Vending Machine token
You get a vending machine redeemable card.
I insert a Starbucks coffee.
You get a mess.
I insert a gift card.
You get a melted gift card
I insert Visualspice
You get art.
I insert gods.
You get nothing.
I insert a quarter.
You get a mustache (but no beard).
I insert some cereal.
You get hungry kids.
I insert DEATH.
You get a cemetery.
I insert a CD with metal music.
You get Classical Music.
I insert space rock.
You get a planet.
I insert a cable.
You get electricity problems.
I insert the vending machine into itself.
Nothing happens.
I insert a wandering bard.
You get bard-haters chasing you.
I insert my still-attached hand.
You get a whole Tak.
I insert a coin from a dragon's treasure.
You get an angry dragon.
I insert a gryphon's diary.
You get secrets.
I insert a tissue.
You get a handful of snot.
I insert a dirty gym sock.
You get a cranky gym teacher.
I insert an anvil.
You get confused elf-smiths that lost their anvil.
I insert a knife.
You get stabbed.
I insert a chess piece.
You get an army.
I insert a potato.
You get hungry.
I insert an elephant.
You get killed by infrasound.
I insert a chili pepper.
You get a plate set on fire.
I insert... I insert... *Jumps in* I insert myself! I ran out of stuff to insert!
You get yourself cut in two.
I insert one of Jupiters moons.
You get a chunk of space rocks.
I insert an orc.
You get Bludgeoned.
I insert a seed
You get weeds.
I insert a red colored pencil.
You get a broken red pencil.
I insert $1.
You get a Nuka-cola
I insert my semester exams.
You get a job in McDonalds.
I insert the Death Note.
You get dead criminals and a weird detective.
I insert the colour (or 'color' as you Americans call it) Indigo.
You get flowers
Inserts my older brother
You get an angry older brother
I insert CHEESE!
You get a Belgium shop.
I insert a sheet with lyrics.
You get a song
I insert Shrodinger's Cat.
You get mind-blown.
I insert my armour.
You get deterioted armor.
I insert a feather.
you get a quill.
I insert my old TV
You get a universal remote!
I insert a typewriter.
You get a Windows Vista Computer.
I insetr typeos.
You get the Twilight Saga.
I insert my lunch.
You get the aftermath of lunch.
I insert a parrot!
You get annoyed.
*vending machine stares at Tak because he didn't insert anything...*
I insert the Infinite Improbability Drive!
you get a pair of dirty socks, the vending machine didn't recognize inserted object.
I insert the Colossal Titan (don't ask me how I squeezed it in).
You get Bertolt Hoover
I insert a psychotic rabbit-monkey
You get me on a monday.
I insert $1
You get a one ounce serving of liquid creativity.
I insert The Vigilant Shadows
You get a bunch of black-haired people in black clothes chasing criminals.
I Bankai the machine.
You get a notice saying that isn't how the game is played.
I insert PS3 games
You get an 'awesomeness overload' and an addiction.
I rip the notice up and insert it.
You get the vending machine.
I insert this thread.
you get 1391 useless trinkets.
I insert The Hermit from The Hermitage
You get Vladimir Putin! 8D ENJOY!
I insert a Homestuck troll. |:
You get a pumpkin, nobody knows why, but that's what you get.
I insert a skeleton key
What pumpkin? I got no pumpkin. |:
ANYWAY! YOU GEEEET...
AN ACTUAL SKELETON! JOY! He wants his key back.
I PUT IN AN SOTE CHARACTER
you get a RotE character!
I insert 25 cents.
You get 1..... Bottle cap.
I insert the severed head of Evander's master.
You get karma.
I insert darkness in the form of shadow
You get a nightmare.
I insert a Time Lord.
You get another time Lord. Hey look! Another time lord. Huh.
Or a paradox. Or a metallic cylindrical robot that said EXTERMINATE.
Depends on the machines mood.
I insert a crayon
You get a masterpiece drawn on toilet paper.
I insert a hollow.
You get a headless horsemen.
I insert a book.
You get an army of fangirls fantasizing about the main character.
I insert a strand of my hair.
You get an Anadwen evil-twin.
I insert $1.25, and shout at the machine.
You get your money back
I insert Black 6
You get a black 9... No... Is just the 6 returned
I insert a cookie of infinite creativity
You get a purple cookie riding on upside-down Cthulus while waltzing to the tune of static.
I insert that cookie I just described!
You get a plain old chocolate chip cookie.
I insert Stalin's mustache.
You get Stalin's head on a platter.
I insert a living slug.
You get a full 6* french dinner course.
I insert army boots.
You get a corporal.
I insert David Bowie
You get an three pounds of cocaine.
I insert Dungeons and Dragons.
You get a lot of stats... A LOT of stats...
I insert a white scarf.
You get a white scarf, just bloodied with the brains of kittens.
I insert the white scarf I just mentioned.
You get a crimson scarf.
I insert a handmade cloak
You get a factorymade cloak
I insert Elephant Pie with a dozen green ducks on it's nose.
You get the circus.
I insert lots of naughty words
You get the censor.
I insert a hungry François.
You get a bagel.
I insert said bagel
You get to be lunch.
I insert a random drawing.
You get shredded paper.
I insert 99 red balloons
You get a house, a grumpy old man and an overly enthusiastic scout. And a talking dog and weird bird.
I insert Mjollnir.
You get an Angry Thor wanting his weapon back.
I insert an old comic.
You get old comic nerd.
I insert a laptop
You get a coffee-shop hipster.
I insert a beard.
You get a bearded axe.
I insert May 25th.
You get a turtle.
I insert a typewriter.
You get a bunch of letters engraved in metal.
I insert Celeborn, husband of Galadriel
You get, an elven cloak, to shield you from unfriendly eyes.
I insert a mecha.
you get an exp loader.
I insert a palantir.
You get a sack of marbles.
I insert potato chips.
You get a potato battery.
I insert a Metallica CD.
You get Justin Beiber on an iPod. You're welcome.
I insert 25c.
You get a can of coke. Empty... I drank it. Hey, what do you want for 25 cents?
I insert a live hen.
You get, chicken nuggets.
I insert a lightsaber.
You get a horribly old, universally known cliche.
I insert a fighter jet.
You get a loving jet.
I insert, a flaming, axe wielding, double edged Daito.
You get hurt.
I insert the brain of a scientists.
You get a brain of a scientist in a newly-developed synthetic indestructible body that the brain made in the vending machine.
I insert heavy metal.
You get dark matter... on a stick.
I insert a Dalek
You get EXTERMINATION
I insert a pen.
HAHA YES!
You get an ink-blotched tunic.
I insert a Care Bear
You get awesomeness.
I insert a unicorn horn.
You get an angry unicorn horse.
I insert a deserted Island.
You get empty coconuts.
I insert firewood.
you get a wooden statue.
I insert rice.
You get a hippo.
I insert a toy car.
You get a $40 malfunctioning rusty truck.
I insert my keyboard.
You slapped for writing bad words.
I insert a belt.
Your pants fall down.
I insert 2 kittens.
You get a pair of soft gloves.
I insert a puppy.
You get to stay awake every night from barking.
I insert a kiwi fruit (chinese gooseberry)
You get chopped nuts.
i insert a pair of handcuffs.
You get an escaped convict
I insert a donkey
You get a mule.
I insert the mule Sir Donkey just received.
You get a kick into the head.
I insert Sakura tree blossoms.
You get Sakuradite ore. (Somehow)
I insert a boggart.
You get art made from Mr Bogg
You get art made from Mr Bogg
I insert puneaplles. Not a typoe.
Oops, ignore the post of mine before.
You get a note from the Grammar Nazis, describing their hatred of you for saying that.
I insert, the souls of 1000 children and 2 cats.
You get 1002 cat-children.
I insert a large organised army.
You get a small rabble of babies.
I insert a Rap God.
You get a Crap God.
I insert a chicken baguette.
You get crumbs.
I insert an
@Anadwen
You get endless Naruto references.
I insert a hippo.
ASDFAJASDFKL ITS BLEACH! *rages*
You get hippo steaks and a bag. Wait, why do you get a bag? Stupid vending machine.
I insert a chandelier.
You get a ghost carrying a candelabra.
I insert a fox.
You get stolen fox-food.
I insert an insert.
The insert you inserted certainly asserted certain certanities about you getting an tresni in return.
I inserted SotH.
You get SotE.
I insert myself.
You get a clone with a superiority complex and a maniacal laugh,
I insert my unfinished short story
You get the same unfinished short story because you're too lazy to finish it.
I insert the tilde key (~).
You get `.
I insert an `.
You get an ò
I insert the missing name for my new guild :/
You get an Ash Dog. xD
I insert an OP character.
You get twelve Mary Sues, and one completely normal character that's completely tired of them.
I insert my iPod.
You get an army of military drones
I insert a particle of Gamma radiation.
You get SO ENERGIZED! SOMEONE MUST HAVE ADDED RED-BULL INTO YOUR COFFEE!
I insert the Pacific ocean!
You get the Ring of Fire... Played by Johnny Cash!
I insert my new thieves' guild!
You get a band-aid, because sometimes thieves need to get patched up.
I insert the vending machine!
you get a headache thinking about it.
I insert an impossible theoretical hypothetical relatively-nonexistent paradox that doesn't exist when it exists and does exist while it doesn't.
You get the stars aligning and c'thulu coming out of his city of r'lyeh, coming to visit in a relative way.
I insert World of Warcraft
You get about 200 spin off games that install spyware on your computer.
I insert a lie.
You get the truth, which may or may not be true.
I insert the letter 't'.
You get an angry African-american man who pities the fool.
I insert a Hellboy
You get a prosthetic arm.
I insert a trophy wife.
You get loads of gorgeous food, a clean house and your friends jealous.
I insert a Quincy.