PSSHT. Wally, you wont win.
WHY? Because...
1. Guys NEVER win.
2. Children and females always win.
3. Once you go to sleep, it's all over for you, Wally....
*uses armor and shields, dodges porcupines and scribbles all over RC her various nicknames and PROPERTY OF EMOOSTS*
AHAHAHAHA.
*grabs bazooka* DAMN YOU PORCUPINES...! *although aims at Wally*
Welcome, my Newest addition to my harem! =D
... I've claimed ALOTTA people. *shoots at Wally*