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Anonymous

Today was like any other day, and any other day before that, and that one… and the day before that one. A certain day that stuck out in her ageless mind was the one previous to a few before that one where she was annoyed beyond all reason by a certain nameless Cat who was more than just a simple Cat nip lover. Creepy bastard probably rolled in it daily, but she didn’t really give two birds nests about that guy, or what he was doing at the moment to give it much more than a fleeting moment of ‘I hated that white kitty’ before she went off and stared at the pretty blue sky and the passing bunny-clouds. El shifted on the branch she was laying on, balanced, of course, perfectly with either wing on one side of the branch. Damn annoying things should just… Stay off… that would pose a problem for her though, because she actually flew sometimes. Even if her body was about twelve feet off the ground, her hair (which was a vibrant purple in the sunlight and didn’t blend in with the trees at all,) and her wings could be seen coming out of the tree.

Maybe half of a foot of her hair, and her green memborous wings were just about brushing the green grass. It looked like the tree threw up purple froot-loops. A leg hung out of the tree too, and it was a pretty black clothed one with, what looked to have the shoe attached to the pants. She must have lots of fun getting those on and off if they ever get wet. In the tree, El’s eyes were now closed and one arm, the left gloved one, was under her head, keeping it from the hard surface of the branch which managed to bother her back instead. Shifting slightly, the branch pressed between her wings and she growled like a feral animal and her eyes snapped open. The fact her pupils were little slits didn’t help much in convincing people she wasn’t rabid, and neither did the fangs. Hell, she was a vampire with outrageous colours, what would you expect?

Sitting up, or trying to, was a task because with her wings hanging off the branch like that, it was hard to fold them up without pulling something. So, as an end event, her falling looked like a staged dive before she ate dirt. El, the oddest looking vampire most have seen, fell out of the tree and managed to land in a heap with her face in the grass.  Sitting up, El brushed the right side of her bangs and they floofed out and feathered up like they usually did for unknown-gravity-defying reasons, though, she’d have to admit they looked pretty cool. The rest of her hair was all over the place and hung over her shoulder and around the talons on her wings and the weird webbed things that were pretty damn useless except to cause pain when she either ripped them off or re-grew them.  El flopped back on the grass and let out a feral cry of frustration, then stood up and stood beside the tree looking like nothing had happened except for the tell-tale piece of grass in her hair at the top of her purple head.

Looking from side to side to make sure no one saw her ‘graceful’ dive, El stretched her wings and winced as they managed to pop before sitting beside the tree, her head in her hand and her legs crossed while picking the pretty little white daisies and flicking off their flowers to leave only the green stem which was put on her thigh... El now had six of them.



((OOC: Baah, so short! X_x It’d be longer, but I don’t want to mention wind and how the leaves moved XD))

Rhindeer

Kiade didn't know he was about to run into an old friend (or, rather, old stalker), but then again, it had been a few years since he'd last seen her. About three, to be exact, and Kiade had done a lot of growing since then. Back then, he'd been an awkward seventeen-year-old struggling to understand the new world he'd somehow ended up on, but three years was enough time to adjust and grow, and he certainly had. Heck, he'd even grown another two inches during the final growth spurt of his teenage years, now standing at around six feet two inches, but it wasn't really his physical growth that was most profound.

Back then, he'd been awkward. Granted, he still had his moments, but he was no longer as ashamed of himself as he'd been back then. Back then, he'd covered up completely, leaving no skin bare but that on his face and hands, even when the days were hot enough to make him suffer beneath the thick robes he insisted on wearing. Back then, he'd been adamant about hiding his scars because he felt they were shameful. But, after a while, it soon clicked into his head that, wait a minute...no one here would know what the hell they meant! And jeez, there were some people here that were way more messed up than he was! Why should he care? He wasn't in his homeland anymore, thank Gods, so what difference did it really make? It was only him being self-conscious.

After one too many hot days, Kiade made himself stop caring. Now he dressed like, well, a normal, sane person. It was no longer winter, the temperature was nice, so he wore a simple shirt and short-sleeved undershirt, the material thin and breatheable, and a pair of well-worn breeches. His arms were well exposed, the claw-induced scars from an old encounter well visible, and those same scars were repeated along his neck. Heck, if his stomach or chest was exposed, they'd be there too, as well as on his legs and pretty much anywhere else. Kiade, however, though dressing more reasonably, was still very modest, so differently dressed as he might be, there would still never be a time in hell where he would wear anything less concealing than this.

His hair was also shorter. Once shoulder-length, the red and blue tipped blonde hair had been hacked short almost a year ago so that it ended at the nape of his neck, though the bangs were still long enough to get into his eyes if he was careless. Yeah...he'd stopped trying to hide his non-human appearance; his pointed ears were exposed now.

Yeah...he had become a little more open. A little less closeted. A little less cautious. Which was a good thing; three years ago he'd been jumpy as all hell with the conversational skills of a sea slug. He'd also been far more ignorant, but by now he had a pretty strong grasp on human society and most people, in this country at least, honestly didn't seem to care what species you were as long as you didn't eat them.

Anyway, so there Kiade was, making an aimless stroll through the village. Well, maybe not so aimless. See, as amazing a feat as it probably sounded, Kiade had managed to integrate himself into human society over the years, even securing a place to live and a job. It wasn't an official, job, really...nothing orthodox. He was a freelance artist...probably not the best job, but he enjoyed it, and maybe it seemed surprising that he would persue something like that, but it really wasn't all too strange. A love of beauty was instilled into the culture he came from--a love for perfection, more like, but...ah well--and he had had a lot of free time on his hands. Mix the two together, and what do you get? A hobby to pass the time which, once he had become decent at it, he was soon able to scrape a living off of.

With a bag slung over his shoulder, he had set out to collect materials. No, he wasn't an artist in the traditional sense...he couldn't paint or draw to save his life, but he did have a knack for tinkering with items, so he made jewelry using stones, shells, beads, and sometimes feathers. So, there he was, walking along and minding his own business. The last thing on his mind ever--in fact, it was no longer even in his mind at all--was that he might run into, much less ever see again in his long lifetime, the crazy vampire lady that had followed him around and made him blush horribly when he'd been younger. He also really wasn't expecting that very lady to fall out of a tree right in front of him, just before he passed beneath it.

However...well, what do you know? That's exactly what happened.

Kiade just about jumped out of his skin as a winged, purple-haired thing plopped down onto the ground in front of him, his heart lodging itself in his throat and making it impossible to breathe for a second. Kiade gasped, his body jolting, and he actually jumped a few feet backwards out of reflex, his eyes widening comically. If there was one thing Kiade hadn't gotten over, it was that he was still somewhat jumpy. He didn't like being surprised, he didn't like things suddenly jumping out at him, because it scared the hell out of him! Not just in a "whoa, that was a surprise!" way, but in a "oh dear God am I gonna die?!" way.

No. Surprises were very, very bad and they made him very, very twitchy.

He was good and ready to flee, but then reason once again began to filter into his brain and the colorful shape before him began to look more and more like a woman. A woman. He didn't even know what he'd thought it was, but to know it was just a woman...that was a relief. Suddenly, he could breathe again as his heart put itself back where it was supposed to be, and he exhaled loudly, muscles untensing. Right. He...uh...knew it was nothing bad all alo--wait, woman falling out of a tree. That had to be painful.

Duh, Kiade. Might be a good idea to check if said person was injured now that you know it's not going to chop you up.

Since it had been just so long, the purple hair didn't register as a warning sign. Neither did the wings. It probably should have, because that was a very distinctive feature. Yet, yes, Kiade had forgotten all about El.

Or...mostly forgotten.

Because it was only when she'd sat up and he'd made his way over to her, starting to bend to see if he was all right...that it suddenly clicked. Because that was when he finally saw her face. He'd only gotten the words "Hey, are you okay--?" out before he stopped, his eyes narrowing as he took in her face, scrunching up a little as he analyzed her.

Indeed. In that moment, everything suddenly fell very vividly back into place, and he suddenly remembered. The vampire girl. Oh dear Gods. It was the vampire girl.

"You!" he gasped, straightening abruptly. He might have said her name instead of that--"You!" wasn't very polite--but while he recognized her face, he didn't remember her name. He only remembered that she was a weird vampire girl that had followed him around a lot years ago. Gyah! Was she following him again? Had she found him? Oh man...
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Anonymous

Correction, vampire <I>woman</I>. More or less, 18 was kind of being a woman, wasn’t it? El’s hand was on the back of her head and had the eye closest to the old friend closed so she didn’t see him, or, she did see him and just decided to ignore it because they’d walk on. Almost everyone in Serendipity knew El was a vampire, though they’ve never seen her do it, but, any feeding that happened here was her fault because she was the only one bold enough to leave a body around. Her hair <I>was</I> purple, and she did have wings. Bah, stupid human jerks. El moaned slightly when a voice asked if she was okay. Aww, man, she had to talk to it now too? But the voice, El looked over, a rather odd look on her face.

Why did the voice sound familiar? El blinked, stared at the face, blinked again, then when the face pointed and said ‘You!’ it was almost an instant thing for both of them. It was… um, That person! A grin spread on Els face and she vaguely remembered him, mostly that he was easy to make blush and that girl. His girlfriend? If she remembered correctly he denied it profusely, but he was a kid back then, so, he could have been lying. Since El could, and always did things for the blushes of others, she stood up, grinning and wrapped her arms around his torso.

�You! I don’t remember your name! But its You, too!�

Moving onces to the left, then once to the right, El then moved away and dusted off her bottom. One wing, while positioned to her body right, just wasn’t bent properly at the top. El folded it around her body so it was level with her face; put one hand on the bottom half and one on the top half before popping it back into place with a hiss of pain. Ah, all better! El grinned towards the familiar face and gave him a once over. El might not have changed a day since she last saw this acquaintance, but he sure has! He’s all grown up! Which El just had to point out, why? Simply because she was El, and that’s what El did.

�You’re all grown up! How’s your girlfriend? Got many kids yet? What’s your name again?�

The sliding in of asking him his name was as smooth as El could make it without seeming like a complete and utter schmo, which probably happened when she hugged him, but she didn’t really care at this point in time. El, now dusting off her back with her one gloved arm, looked up at the tree giving it a glare, and then turned back to Mr.Dissapear, wanting to bombard him with questions again. Hmm, what would be the worst thing to ask someone who’s name you can’t remember who was someone you “inadvertentlyâ€? stalked a while ago?  Ah ha! It was a good one, too! But, not something a complete and utter â€" current â€" stranger would ask another stranger, it would be just too odd.

Though, El really was interested on where he’s been, and if he was in Serendipity, then dandy! That meant that she wasn’t really stalking him which also meant that she wasn’t really all <I>that</I> creepy. Just in the sense that she was a vampire, had purple hair, wore green, had a sword somewhere and managed to make everyone she meets blush as if she had no sense of self-shame, which she didn’t so it all worked out fine for her. An evil glint appeared in Els eye and she hooked her arm through Kiades and started walking in the direction he was apparently going, what a better way to catch up with old ‘friends’ other than walking?

Rhindeer

A surprised exclamation of "gah!" was the first thing to slip past Kiade's lips when El stood and promptly hugged him around the middle, successfully shattering his personal bubble. Yep. It was her all right, and yep, she remembered him, and nope, she hadn't changed much (if at all) from how he remembered her. For his part, Kiade tensed awkwardly and held his hands up and out of the way, unsure of what to do with them and certainly not wanting to touch her inappropriately or anything as he stared down at her head. Yeah. Best to just keep them out of the way, though it probably made this whole embracing scene look pretty funny with El hugging him and him looking like he just wanted to escape. Okay...so maybe some things didn't change all too much. Three years later and she could still make him blush like a kid...but then again, he didn't know her and he wasn't a very "touchy-feelie" sort of person as it was.

"Uh...yeah. It's me. And it's you," he said, finally relaxing as she released him and letting his arms drop back down to his sides. He reached up with one hand to smooth his bangs out of his face, though it was really just an excuse to hide his face, which was probably pretty flushed judging by how hot it felt. Well, good...she wasn't the only one that had forgotten names. Of course, he hadn't forgotten how strange she was, and when she moved her wing around to pop it into place...ouch. Kiade winced sympathetically and was about to repeat his question as to if she was okay, but then she was grinning, looking him over, and...

The first part and the last part were fine. Yes, he'd grown a lot in three years, and yep, it was no surprise that she'd forgotten his name just as he had hers. The rest? Kiade's eyes, the left one blue and the right one green (it seemed like his once oddly colored eyes had finally figured out what color they wanted to be with age) widened dramatically. "Wait, what?"

Girlfriend? Kids? What was she talking about?! Oh! Wait...that one girl three years ago, the one he'd saved from getting munched on by some vampires and whose brother hated him. That girl. Agh!

It clicked into place and he was quick to shake his head firmly and wave his hands emphatically. "Ah! No! No, no, no...she wasn't my girlfriend. She was just a friend. I don't have a girlfriend. Or kids. Nothing like that. No." He breathed a sigh of relief and folded his arms over his chest. "I haven't seen her for years, either. My name's Kiade, by the way...and...I don't remember your name. What was it?" he asked as she dusted off her back. Hopefully that would get them off the subject  of, you know, embarrassing stuff. As another precaution so she wouldn't ask some other weird question soon, he added, "And what've you been doing the last few years?"

She hadn't changed a bit...didn't look any older at all.

And she still acted the same from what he remembered.

Which also meant she absolutely did not respect personal boundaries and, thus, Kiade's arms didn't stay crossed long (obviously she didn't know that gesture typically meant "don't touch me!") as she hooked one arm in his, which forced his arms to unfold. Before he could protest, off they went, El tugging him along as they started walking in the direction he'd already been headed...but with their arms linked.

Unsuccessfullu, he attempted to worm his arm out of her grasp, but when that didn't work, he just sighed and resigned himself to his fate.

Three years later and she'd found him again. Or...heck...maybe she'd never lost him to begin with. Maybe she'd still been stalking him all this time, but just hadn't been obvious about it!

...You never knew.
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Anonymous

Of course El knew what a personal bubble was, she her self had one, though it didn’t really go up unless she was tied down and on her back. That’s never happened to her before so it didn’t really register that some people just didn’t like getting touched, though, if they told her that, she’d probably only cling to them more with a malicious grin on her face. El was just like that, you tell her not to do something and she’d do it as often as physically possible without it looking suspicious, despite her lack of actual interaction with other humanoid species except to drink her fill, she was surprisingly good at ‘dealing’ with them.

Dealing with them as in talking, not killing. El wasn’t the craptractular type of vampire that loved ya, ate ya, than ran away. El was more human, except for the purple hair, big green funky looking bat wings, she didn’t feed all that often, and when she did it was more like an animal attack that something a vampire would do. Not that that was a good thing or anything, El was actually very ashamed of ‘that time of the month’ and did all she could to hide it. Watch out for feral El, she was scary and liked blood, rawr. El watched, amusement in her neon green eyes, well, eye because only the left one was see able while the other was covered behind her funny purple bangs.

Ah, well, Kiade might have all grown up on the out side but, he was still a blushing teenager inside. Of course, El figured that out the second he got all defensive about that girl whom El remembered only that she was a girl and that the funny haired male-creature blushed when she called her his girlfriend. Resting her hands on her hips as she watched him, a ghost of a smirk on her lips, when he was done with his very entertaining arm movements and denying everything. Hmph, no scary demon females had scooped him up yet? El blinked at that then did the whole arm thing. Ya know, attach here and proceed to drag. That was when she decided to answer his few questions.

�Kiade, huh? Has that always been your name? Ah well, no matter, I’m El. Only two whole letters,“ El paused to hold up two fingers which were shoved in front of Kiades pretty demon face, “and don’t you forget it.�

El gave Kiades arm a pat then let go of it, putting her right ungloved hand on her hip while the left gloved one stayed down at her side. What had she been doing? Moping? Trying to figure out why she had purple hair and funny wings? Getting attacked by white kitty-men and walking heaps of clothing? That sounded interesting, and El was just about to open her mouth and say something before she looked at Kiade again, and began to walk backwards in front of him having to look up because she barely reached his chin.

�Hmm… Past three years? Let’s see, the past two years I’ve been looking for my… Sister… Then I gave up and went into the forest to try and prey upon helpless travelers,� El, remembering his dislike for vampires couldn’t help but throw that part in, “and got attacked by lightning kitty-men, six armed ugly things with eight eyes, something that looked just plan funny and a walking heap of clothing."

This was the part that El smiled and stepped back on a rather large pebble and fell on her butt ungracefully with a grunt. Muttering something about damn wings, still on her bottom, she grumpily looked up at Kiade and glared at him and twitched her wings, unfurling them and stretched them out behind her.

�Hmm, demon-boy, wanna do me a favour and rip off my wings?� El grinned up at him, “They’re throwing off my balance and before tomorrow I’ll be black and blue.�

El went to nod her head and failed because she was sitting on her hair. The vampire growled and pulled it from her bottom before throwing it over her shoulder and crossing her arms over her chest. Muttering darkly about stupid wings and hair.

Rhindeer

What the--? Of course that had always been his name. Kiade only snorted softly and was about ready to affirm that when, suddenly, she shoved two fingers in front of his face. With a start, Kiade leaned backwards and lifted his chin so he didn't get his eyes gouged out. "Er...I don't think I'll have trouble remembering that," he commented as she released his arm with a pat, which allowed him to relax again. Just to be safe in case she decided to cling to him again, he took a wide step to the side as they continued walking, just to put a little distance between them so his personal bubble could, once again, inflate to full capacity. In a metaphorical sense.

He listened to El as they walked, glancing quickly at the elf-vampire-thing at the mention of a "sister". Dear Gods, hopefully her sister's personality wasn't too similar, because that would just be scary. However, that bit wasn't as disturbing as the part about preying upon helpless travelers. Right. Vampire...

Kiade gave a little twitch at that, but decided to take it as one of her morbid jokes. She was a vampire, that he knew for sure, but while he hated vampires in general he was willing to realize that not all vampires were like the ones he'd saved that Sora girl from, the ones that were going to rape and kill her. El was bizarre and clingy and warped and very touchie-feelie-annoying, but he couldn't picture her as a vicious killer. He'd grown up around vicious killers. He was pretty good at reading people like that so, while she was a vampire, she just didn't come across as one of the "bad" ones...which probably explained why, regardless of his hate of them, he wasn't ditching her or afraid of her.

Uncomfortable? Yes. But not because she was a vampire. That was because she had a knack for asking embarrassing questions and doing embarrassing things.

So...why didn't he try and run from her because of that? Well, aside from the fact that she'd probably only track him down again, as much as he'd never admit it, he found her interesting in the sense that you found the scene of an accident interesting. You didn't want to look, but you just...couldn't...help...it! Maybe his relationship with El was something along the same lines. She drove him insane, but he'd never told her to piss off and he wasn't trying to escape her now. Escape her touches, yes, but not her.

Or...maybe he was just unforgiveably stupid and a glutton for punishment.

In any case, even while her commentary on walking heaps of clothing and lightning men and whatever else she'd said confused the hell out of him, he decided it best not to ask for an explanation. He simply smiled vaguely in that glassy-eyed way that meant he hadn't understood a word of what she'd said and nodded like it was fascinating and he had. Luckily, he was saved from thinking too hard about it because that was when El, who had been walking backwards in front of him, fell flat on her rump.

And made the most bizarre request that anyone had ever made to him. Which was saying something, because people had said and done some pretty crazy things around him, including that one slave girl that had tried to get in his pants. Blech.

"...Uh, no," Kiade answered, raising both eyebrows before narrowing his eyes to gaze at her shrewdly. What? Rip off her wings for her? Hell no. Her wings looked kinda like his own in that they were both kind of leathery, and...just...no. That would hurt, that was stupid, and...she...probably was being sarcastic. Right. Well, with her, he could never tell when she was being serious or not at times, but he expected this wasn't meant literally. Like how if someone had a headache they might joke and say, "kill me now", but of course they didn't really want to be killed. Deciding this was what El meant, because you would have to be crazy to want your wings to be ripped off, Kiade's disturbed expression faded, replaced by a small, relieved grin. He shook his head and politely extended a hand out to her to help her up.

"You just need to learn how to make them go away like with mine," he said. "Or...not be so clumsy."

[...I apologize for this. x_x]
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Anonymous

Noticing the glazed look in his eye, El could tell that he was just letting the words go into one ear than out the other, that was okay though, because she didn’t really remember what she had said either. Though, his assumption about this not being a time when she was serious, he’d be sadly mistaken. Poor guy, when El was done with him, he’d either be as bad as her, worse than her, or want to crawl into a hole and rot. Judging from the way he was now, she’d have to slowly convert him so he didn’t do the last option. El, after falling on her bottom, looked up grumpily when he just plain and outright said no. Bah, he probably didn’t know she could grow ‘em back, which made her think up a horribly nasty plan to spring on him later, El bit her lip and feigned a wince of pain to hide her smile.

Reaching her hand up to clasp the one he held out for her. El used her ungloved right hand to grab onto Kiades and pull herself up off of the ground; she turned around and dusted off her butt, right in front of him. Extending her wing to its full length, right in front of him, which would probably make him either get hit in the face, or jump back to avoid it. Either way, it would probably push him into thinking that maybe it was a good idea to rip off her wings. El could grow them back easy, though if a little painfully, so pulling off the leathery appendages was an okay thing by here, it’d make her lighter too and less likely to fall out of trees. Poor Kiade, if he only knew that if she hadn’t fallen out of that tree he’d never see her again, but she did, and now she was holding onto his hand, which she let go. El, after folding her wings behind her back, slipped her hand into his, grasped it harshly then dragged him to the nearest tavern.

�Ha, only way I can get of my wings it so have ‘em removed, but, if you don’t want to do it, I understand.� El flashed a pointy toothed grin behind her towards Kiade before looking ahead again, “C’mon, you can drink some apple juice or something while we catch up with one another and figure out why you don’t have fifty-two babies yet.�

Another wicked grin over her shoulder and she opened the door to the tavern, went to the nearest two seated table, plunked Kiade down and went to the bar to get them some drinks. El came back, not four minutes later with two amber coloured drinks; one was, as promised, apple juice. The purple haired vampire put them both in front of Kiade and turned the chair around before plopping her head into her hands to watch him. Even if he didn’t want either of them, she figured he’d pick one to be polite. The people in the bar were giving the pair odd looks, probably for their odd looks, and probably because they half-knew El was a vampire and ate their babies! Rawr! Then, El sat there and watched him before she grumbled and muttered.

�I am not clumsy.�

Neon green eyes looked curiously towards the demon-boy… Nah, not boy, Kiade had to at least be twenty now, so that would make him a man, and didn’t see to boyish anymore, except for maybe the blushing. Though, El could make almost anyone blush, so that wasn’t too odd for someone the purple haired wonder was hanging out with. Pressing her gloved hand to her mouth, El pulled her lip down and looked at the table for a moment before giving Kiades upper half a once over, like she was looking at a fresh slab of meat.

�So, Kiade, why don’t you have kids yet? You look like a prime cut of beef to me.�

Say hello to an El compliment, comes complete with sarcastic eye fluttering and a large creepy grin.

Rhindeer

Whack! Yep. That wing hit him square in the face, which meant he had no chance to leap backwards and out of the way, though the force of the blow did make him stumble backwards with a muffled exclamation of pain, clutching his nose. He might very well have been knocked onto his rump but he somehow managed to regain his balance before he could fall and make a complete fool of himself. No sooner had he been wing-smacked than El had folded said wings again and grabbed onto his free hand to tug him along. Kiade, still a little dazed, had no choice but to follow along, grimacing. Ow. That had hurt. Not a lot, but enough to let him know he'd been hit. Drawing his hand away from his face, he examined his hand for blood and, finding none, rubbed his nose one last time before dropping his hand back to his side.

Kiade only wrinkled his nose experimentally and frowned at her when she continued going on about her wings and ripping them off. She really wanted someone to tear them off? Jeez. That was just bizarre. Well...if she wanted it done, she could do it himself. The idea of that was just so...ick. He'd been injured in the wing before, and it hurt, there were a lot of sensitive nerves in the leathery membrane so that even a miner tear burned! No, no, he wasn't going to be responsible for doing something like that. Now, if she requested him to hack of her hair or something, that he could do, even if it would be a really bad job and he didn't know why she'd ask him to begin with. But, he also didn't know why the heck she'd ask him to rip off her wings.

Augh. The whole idea made him ache sympathetically between his shoulder blades, and he rolled his shoulders reflexively.

Looking up as El kept on talking, he winced as she mentioned the baby thing again, he almost completely missed the comment about apple juice or where the heck they were going--if she even said that to begin with, he forgot. What was with her and babies? He was about to open his mouth to answer that question, which he could answer quite simply, but they had just approached a building--a tavern--and before he could say a thing, he was being dragged inside and shoved into a seat at a table.

Gah...taverns. Kiade had so far had some very interesting experiences at taverns. Like when he bought that slave girl, set her free, and she tried to jump his bones as payment. Yeesh. Resting one elbow on the table and propping his chin up in that hand, he busied himself with looking around the tavern and couldn't help but smirk in amusement as he saw so many eyes following El. Well...she certainly was weird-looking in human standards, he supposed. Those same eyes followed her back as she returned to the table with two amber colored drinks which she set in front of him. One bubbled [2nd part of goose complete!] and reeked strongly of alcohol, while the other's sweet smell was almost masked completely by the other liquid's scent. Kiade wasn't a big fan of alcohol at all, so he quickly chose the juice and slid the other away discreetly while glancing over at El. Was she going to drink the ale? Er...wasn't like she needed it...

"Thanks," he said, and though he wasn't really thirsty he took a swallow anyway. It was apple juice, all right, and he was rather fond of fruit juices. Apple juice was probably a good choice for a tavern, though, because it was at least the same color as ale. It wasn't nearly as embarrassing as ordering, say, milk at a bar. That kind of stoof out.

Kiade only snorted at the claim of not being clumsy, and he was just taking a second sip of the juice when he became painfully aware of her staring at him. Intensely. Averting his eyes down toward the mug as he drank, he tried to ignore it as "one of those El things", but he couldn't exactly ignore her comment.

What the--?! Kiade choked on his juice and set the mug down hastily, covering his mouth with his left hand discreetly in order to keep the juice in and avoid spraying her. Somehow, through the coughing fit he'd fell into, he managed to swallow it down rather than spit it up, but that didn't stop some of it from coming out his nose. Owww...damnit, that always hurt like hell! Wheezing, he wiped his nose and mouth with the back of his hand and coughed a few more times before he was able to talk again, though his voice was rougher as a result of that whole unpleasant, embarrassing experience just then.

"No...no kids," he managed, coughing. Ugh. How lovely. Clearing his throat and sniffing, he looked at her with an eyebrow raised oddly, though the effect was somewhat lost with his cheeks flushed. "I don't plan on it, either." Prime cut of beef? What...argh.

Folding his arms uncomfortably across his chest and leaning back in his chair--and away from her--he looked at her oddly. "You're not planning on eating me, are you?" he asked, half serious. And only half serious because, well, she was a vampire.
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Ah, El must be a bit of a sadist if she found this so entertaining. Knowing he'd take the apple juice, which was why she ordered it , El just let the ale sit there. Like the purple haired weird-o would drink that, it made her want to throw up when she drank even a sip, and it wasn't because she was a vampire. That was one reason, the other was thta she got drunk very easy, and if she didn't throw it all up first, she'd be acting like a drunkard  who got too deep into the cups even though she'd only drank maybe half of the same thing in front of her. Since El was so nice, she managed to only cover her mouth and laugh instead of throwing her head back and howling like a wolf, which she thought was much better and less attention grabbing. By the time Kiade was wiping his nose and mouth with the back of his hand and questioning her, El's head was on the table and her hands were on the back of her head and she was still giggling. Lifting her head up, she looked at him again, the stupid smile on her face and her fangs very noticable in that state of... grin.

"Ah.. I'm sorry Kiade... I don't think I've been around someone who's snorted juice out their nose since Elrora was two."

Clearing her throat, El clasped her hands and then rested her head on them, looking at his cup before slowly lifting her eyes and look at him again. Once again compairing him to that vague memory of what he looked like before, when he blushed just as easily and he was a valliant hero who wore funny looking monk robes, which El personally made him look really stupid. The smile dissapeared when he asked her if she was going to eat him, of course not! He was too much fun but, he didn't need to know that, so, she looked at him, giving him a measuring look with her neon green slitted eyes. A small pout appeared on her face, though it was obviously fake she decided it'd probably creep him out more than a big grin.

"You wound me, I told you already, I only prey on helpless travellers and little children."

That could be a reason or two why Kiade didn't want kids, he was afraid El would eat them. The last part was thrown in there to creepy him out more, which would tickle her fancy if it did. Nothing was more sweeter than fear, except maybe being aroudn someone who didn't know if they should take it as a joke and laugh it off or swallow and take it seriously. That was probably why El liked Kiade so much, everyone would have either run away screaming for so-and-so, usually their mother, or they barked at her to piss off. That also meant Kiade was a bit too much of a gentleman, and El would have to change that too. Perhaps with time, she'd slowly convert him to the ways of thinking like a non-prude... It'd take time, but it might be possible... Maybe.

Screw that, making him not such a prude would be like an ant moving a full-grown man, but! It might be possible. Or, El was just a wee bit too optimistic. Most likely the latter. El moved then, her legs, which had been on either side of the chair, to one side and sat sideways with her top still facing Kiade, pondering while she walked across the table with her ungloved fingers. Hmm, maybe his lack of children and wanting them was because his stuff didn't work, a quick glance up at him and then back to her walking fingers, she pursed her lips and then looked at him leaning up to stare him square in the eyes.

"So, by plan, do you mean... You don't want any, or you can't have any, and by can't I mean your junk dosn't work."

And then, as if on que the entire bar grew silent when El said 'junk dosn't work' and then again as if someone flicked on a switch, someone snorted a quiet laughter then the buzz of chatter went back up. Since everyone was still staring, El looked from Kiade down to the lone thing of ale, sighed then grabbed the handle. She'd regret this later, much later... if she remembered it. Grasping the handle with her right hand, she brought the thing to her lips and downed the entire thing in one go, then wiped her mouth with the back of her hand when she put the mug back down... Covered her mouth, burped then hiccuped twice before resting her head on her hand and then trying to focus her vision on Kiade.

[OOC: >_> yeah, excuse all suckieness, still no spell-check or nothing and I didn't re-read! 8D]

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He supposed it could have been worse. El could have, oh...he didn't know, she could have pointed while laughing her ass off.

When El finally lifted her head, Kiade frowned, giving her a look that clearly said he wasn't as amused as she clearly was. However, he did his best to ignore her comment and instead skirted around it by asking, "Who's Elrora?"

That thought, however, was put on hold when El actually pouted--which, did, indeed look really, really weird on her. To Kiade, it didn't look cute like it might have on any other girl. Oh no. On El, it looked just plain scary, and like a whipped dog Kiade could feel the muscles in his shoulders tensing in preparation for what she must obviously be planning. Because as far as he was concerned, El didn't do anything innocently.

Yep. He was right. Thankfully, however, it wasn't as bad as he was expecting. Which wasn't saying much, only that she wasn't, like...trying to cop a feel or something. He really wouldn't put it past her. He wouldn't put anything past her. "Um...that's...nice." He raised an eyebrow and looked at her oddly. To be perfectly honest, Kiade really didn't know how vampires ate. He didn't know they only drank blood--which probably, if he did know that, would be even more creepy to him. He figured they ate like anyone else--by biting off chunks, chewing it, and swallowing.

Maybe it was a bit hypocritical of him, considering his own race did, quite literally, eat everything. Hell, Cerenai habitually ate other demons, and they even ate each other--or, at least, the hearts of other Cerenai. Kiade didn't anymore, of course, but he had in the past. He'd done some really screwed up things in the past to blend in.

Anyway, he spoke from experience, and it was creepy!

Yet, all the same, he was kind of hoping El was joking.

"I guess it's a good thing I'm not a traveller, then, right?"

Taking another swig of his apple juice and swallowing quickly before El got a chance to say something and make him choke again, Kiade watched her fingers walk across the table suspiciously...

And then it happened.

Luckily, for Kiade, he'd finished his apple juice by the time El decided to ask The Big Question. Now, Kiade wasn't a sex maniac. In fact, he was what many considered a prude because sexual topics made him uncomfortable and shy, and he found the whole subject just...weird and wrong. And no, as a matter of fact, he had never gotten laid; he was a virgin and quite proud of that fact, and as far as he was concerned it was going to stay that way. However, asexual virgin or not, Kiade was still a man through and through, and no man ever liked his "junk" to be insulted, even if he never planned on letting anyone see it, and even then the only time anyone ever had a chance of catching a glimpse was if they walked in on him while he was dressing. And there El went, emasculating him in front of a crowd, no less!

A crowd that went dead silent the moment she uttered the dreaded words, as though this had all been scripted in advance and everyone else was just waiting for some cue that he didn't know about. Maybe El wasn't speaking very loudly, but as she made that awful pronouncement, to Kiade's ears it sounded like she was shouting, and it took all of his willpower not to incriminate himself further by reaching across the table and clapping a hand over her mouth. Not to mention that action would have knocked over drinks, anyway.

However, even if there weren't any drinks in the way, the urge to shut her up soon faded, because by the time that thought had crossed his mind, the deed was already done. The bar was completely silent. Kiade had gone completely stock still with horror, eyes wide and mouth agape with disbelief.

And El was currently chugging the ale.

"I don't want any because I don't want any," Kiade managed to say in a low hiss, his voice slightly strained and very obviously flustered. "That's it. I could if I wanted to, but I don't! Everything, uh, works. Now can we please not talk about that?" With that said, he mustered up the closest thing to a glare that he could manage, cheeks still hot. Gods, but even his ears were burning! Why did she have to ask that? Why?

Really, Kiade should have been the one chugging the ale at that point. Cheeks absolutely burning with humiliation, the urge to drown himself in alcoholic bliss had never been so strong before. That was saying a lot, too, because that stuff was nasty and the one time he'd drank he'd wound up with a horrible hangover the next morning, puking out his guts and wishing he had a hammer nearby so he could smash his thumb and take his mind off of the pain. That had been really stupid on his part. He'd never had alcohol before, and even while it tasted nasty, he'd kept on drinking it thinking that maybe it was an acquired taste and would taste better the more he had, because everyone else sure seemed to be enjoying it. Boy, was he correct. The more he drank, the better it did taste! Little did he know then, that was because he was making himself stupid. He honestly hadn't known what alcohol did.

Oh dear Gods.

El. El just drank the ale! Crap!

Kiade reached out quickly to grab the mug and slide it away from her when she sat it back down, but soon discovered that it was empty. All at once! She drank the whole thing? Damn! Kiade's eyes widened as she hiccoughed, and he suddenly pushed his chair back and stood up. "Um, well, I think I've had enough apple juice..." he said, trailing off.

Really, it was just code for "I think it's best we go, now".
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What’s better than a vampire who has everything soaked into their bloodstream? Alcohol wasn’t a number one on her lists but it took the attention of the bar-guys for the ‘working junked’ demon-boy to the hiccupping vampire, and what better person to give attention to that an attention grabbing purple haired vampire girl? El closed her bright green eyes for a moment and hiccupped before grinning at him. The fangs pearly white and pointy, she was replying the conversation in her head and trying to remember what he said. So, while sitting there with a very anxious wanting to leave Kiade she said his words back to herself.

�Okay, he can, but he doesn’t want to… He can’t but does… “ El looked up at him for a moment and shook her head, “nah, he can but he doesn’t want to… Though I can’t tell why,� At this point, El thought she was talking in her head, she rested an elbow on the table and rested her head on her hand, and stared at him, the slit pupil green eyes looking to alike to a cats that normal, “Probably had bad sexual experiences as a child… Or, he doesn’t know how to use it…�

While she was talking to herself, her voice had been low and more quiet than when she was talking about his more personal naughty places. Go figure. Sighing and hiccupping again, El sat up in her chair, pushed her long purple hair over his wings and than stood up, folding her dark green wings close to her back so they didn’t whack anyone and so she didn’t lose her balance. Acting like Kiade was the one who couldn’t hold their ale she hooked her arm under his and dragged him out of his seat. Muttering something about men who couldn’t hold their apple juice worth beans. So, El dragged Kiade out of the tavern/bar/whateveritwascalledinthelastposts and began to walk in some random direction or another, leaning heavily on him because the road seemed to have waves as the current moment.

�Damn waves keep making me lose my balance.�

This was her complaining and she did keep cursing about damn waves, which weren’t waves at all and just her slight heeled shoes. Turning towards Kiade, flaring her left wing out at the last second so the ‘wave’ didn’t make her fall on her ass and drag her demon friend with her, she grinned at him and slapped him hard on the chest.

�Look! We go’ed… We go? We… We… We went from the bar! Ahaha, I remembered it.�

She grinned again and if Kiade would notice where they were walking to, would be able to see that El, with all the waves throwing off her course and balance, had led them right back to the tavern/bar/whateveritwascalledinthelastposts. Poor fellow, he just had to run into this little number didn’t he? Barely three hours and already he had a drunk vampire clinging to his arm, hitting him in the back with her wings when she nearly fell over, and probably smelled like a drunkard. Next thing you know, El is going to sing a song, very loudly, and after finding the worst spot.

Rhindeer

Oh dear Gods, WHY?

Kiade had to refrain from either slapping his own forehead in horror or slapping El herself as she repeated his words to herself, but it was the last part that really got him. The part that made him nearly squeak in horror. Yes, squeak. What the--?! You didn't say those kinds of thought out loud!

"Neither!" he yelped, somehow managing not to throw himself across the table to strangle her like he suddenly wanted to. Of course, his loud yelp only attracted even more unwanted attention onto him, and his face flushed an even deeper shade of crimson before he bit his bottom lip and ducked his head. Oh Gods. That...that sort of indignant response was pretty self-incriminating, wasn't it? Kiade swallowed hard. Of course...what El said wasn't true! He hadn't had any bad childhood experiences, and he did know how to use it! He just...hadn't. And didn't want to. Was it really that hard a concept to grasp? Was everyone in this world totally sex-crazed maniacs? Good Gods, but one of the first things that had happened after arriving here was that some girl tried to get in his pants! Jeez. What was the damned obsession with sex?

He would ask El, considering she seemed to know a lot about it, but...y'know.

Hell no.

Kiade was still glaring at El, quite thoroughly annoyed, when she finally got up and looped her arm with his before dragging him out of the tavern/bar/whateveritwasinthelastposts. He didn't resist and he didn't complain, mainly because he was just glad to be out of there and away from all the creepy, leering men and women.

...Never mind the fact that El was one of those creepy, leering women.

Sigh.

Walking down the street aimlessly with El leaning on him drunkenly, Kiade had no choice to support her. He didn't like the close contact, but the only other option was letting her topple over, and Kiade was far too polite to do that. Even if she was utterly crude. As El went off talking about waves, Kiade could only blink and arch an eyebrow. "Erm...what waves? El, there are no waves; you're drunk." Pointing out the obvious, Kiade. Bravo.

Then El slapped him on the chest and he jumped, blinking his two-toned eyes rapidly before reaching up to rub at his chest with his other hand. Ow. That stung. "Ah...yes, El. Very good. We went from the bar..." he agreed with a slow smile and a nod, though when he finally looked back up...no, they had gone right back to the bar! Augh. With no desire to go back there, Kiade steered her around in a wobbly, teetery circle and started leading her away from the bar. Maybe they should...find some place to sit down. Sure, he was taller, but El was practically a dead weight and she had those big ol' wings. Besides, if she was drunk, that probably meant she'd get sick some time. And he didn't want El puke on him.

Ugh.

"Let's just...let's go sit over here," he suggested, pointing to another shop that had steps leading up to it. They could sit on the steps! And maybe he could find a food place and get El something. She needed something in her stomach to soak up all the alcohol she'd ingested...
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