He's killed thousands, entertained millions, and stumped the world's leading mental health experts. And now he's lost, cold and alone in a dark and scary forest. Care to help Ogre find his way home? Ambush him while he's vulnerable? Trick him into painting your fence for you? Well you know exactly where to find him now don't you? Go on then, if he stands there drooling up the place any longer we're bound to have a new ocean. It'll probably be named Ogre and nobody wants and ocean named Ogre.
Edit: Still open per say, just let me know before you hop in.
Enjoy yourself (http://www.spiritsoftheearth.net/smf/index.php?topic=19313.msg253737#msg253737)