Godfrey blinked, was she getting closer. His eyes went up more, oh god, she was getting closer. He took a step back as he let out a nervous chuckle, trying to hide his obvious terror that he was less than an inch away from a fucking dragon.
"W-w-woah thar, I swear I'm not tasty." he fumbled out, at this point though, she might as well been glass, he had a hard time finding her features with how clear she was...people called it trans...trans...whatever, big word, doesn't matter.
His eyes went even wider as he was grabbed and pulled down by the strength of what he thought must of been super natural. He blinked away stars at the sudden change in height as he went too a knee, his neck sore. Woah, human dragon form thing STRONG. As he recovered, he noticed he was face to face. He blinked surprise, what was she-
Then the tongue hit him, he went to yell, but it made his way into his mouth, and any sound would of been bubbly from the fluid. He went to push away, but she was far too strong. He felt lips against his, What. The. FUCK.
He was stuck there, it felt like years as he was assaulted by some...perverted tongue kissing drag-THE DRAGON KISSED HIM! Thats when the dragon let go, he coughed out fresh water, and fell back, twitching, exhausted, hurt, and drained.
Fucking, Dragon, BITCH! Not only did she steal his food for the next couple of days, NOT ONLY, she took his first kiss, HIS FIRST! He was saving that for a plump, curvaceous, well rounded, kind, smart (the list goes on) princess! Not some glass clear, skinny, tiny, thieving, dragon!
A single tear fell from his twitching form, hurt, in numerous ways, he wanted to die, why, why did the gods hate him, he wanted to become a hero...not a joke. Another tear fell before he realized she was speaking, THE AUDACITY!
He looked up, trying to be angry, but he was in fact terrified, who knew what she would do next. He got up, looking incredibly upset as he wiped his eyes, getting sand into it as he winced, going to wipe his eye with sand covered hands, which did NOT help. He winced some more as he cleaned his hand and tried again, his other eye attempting glares through fear/trauma.
He only caught the last part of her ramblings, a single eye wide (the other was still getting cleaned). She wants to learn how to cook it? She attacked and did terrible...TERRIBLE! Things to him for this! For some survival recipe he made on the spot cause he didn't have money!? REVENGE! REEEEVVEEEENGE!
He opened his mouth to speak foul profanities before stopping, wait, wait...what if she did this too other people, what if she did the same thing she did too him to others. By, the, gods! She's a monster! He could never let that happen. He blinked slowly, realization dawning on him that it was time to be a man, he was going to go down a hero, a sacrifice against a terrible foe against man-NO! The entire world! And she was going to get him some fresh, juicy, steaks if he was dying (not physically, just mentally) for it or by the gods, he was going to tussle with some gods for this injustice.
He opened his mouth, stopped, waited. Then began to speak, with a smile forming slowly as his sand eye actually opened to look around, red from the sand attack that was accidently self-inflicted.
"Aye, I can give ya the recipe...but I think ya may want something betta eh? Hows about this, a deal of sorts, I give a treasure, and other treasures, in exchange, you, uh." he stopped to think in a moment of panic, shit! Does he say don't talk to other people about this? No, no, there needs to be a-oh no, a sacrifice, just like he thought.
He looked back "Be my friend and don't eat people?" he finishes with a raised brow, his hand extending, waiting for her to take it in agreement, he was totally going down in legend for this.