S C E N E M U S I CThe sound of the wagon coming down the road simply kept getting louder and louder. Any moment it would come around the bend and into sight... their ticket into town. Any moment...
When it finally did, it was utterly and completely
unlike anything Kassom had been expecting.
For one thing, the wagon had no horses pulling it -- had
nothing pulling it, in fact. It's design was unlike anything the Feral thief had ever seen: like a sailing ship a wide heavy-cloth mast and sail jutted up out of the back of the uncanny vehicle, behind which was mounted some kind of tuba-like brass pipe opening that curved back around underneath the wheels and connected to some kind of strange metal box covered in arcane glyphs, runes, and spell circles, all of which glowed with a bright neon blue radiance. Whatever the magic mechanism behind it, the results were plain to see: the open tube was forcefully pushing wind into the sail, driving the whole odd contraption forward. It was impossible to see who was at the reigns, being that instead of reigns and a driving perch it had a metal sheet with a large circular glass viewport set into the left-hand side. The whole thing looked like a deathtrap... and it was barreling straight down the road at them.
"What the
****?!" Kassom exclaimed as it approached. As the "wind wagon" gradually slowed and came to a stop right in front of them all the Feral thief could do was stand there, gawking at the awkward,
absurd...
thing.
And then... the whole situation got even
weirder.
"Kassom? Kassom Sercha -- of all the places on Le'raana to
finally catch up with you m'boy!"
A door on the window-side of the wagon swung open and
the single most eccentric looking old man Kassom had ever seen stepped out. Even with the strange green goggles pulled down over his eyes there was no mistaking another Feral when he saw one... but Kassom had never once seen a Feral dressed like
this guy. Heavy boots, a weird multi-stained coat... something was off,
WAY off. And he knew Kassom's name -- recognized him straight through the disguise. What the...
"Who the heck --" He barely got to speak at all before the old man was overwhelming them all with a torrent of chatter.
"Not so small as when I last saw you, no, definitely not! You've grown, but that's to be expected of a young man after all. Seems you've changed in other ways too -- yes, quite remarkable, very
very interesting indeed." He turned his head towards the others. "And keeping exciting company too, I see. My my, but isn't that a curious aura for a wolf to have. Never seen the like of it before, certainly not. Fascinating! And a fellow practitioner -- what a pleasure! Do you do any enchanting, I wonder? Or is it the more common forms that you focus on." His begoggled gaze swung to the petrified beast. "A Basilisk as well! Female, judging from the smaller spines and the enlarged hood. Likely a nest in the vicinity, though not especially close. Must have just laid her brood, out to hunt for her first meal after the six week delivery period. Yes, seems likely, yes, yes. And I see you've removed the eyes. I wonder if I might--"
"
STOP!" Kassom shouted at the top of his lungs, running to get directly in front of the odd old man. He threateningly grabbed the other Feral's collar and glared at him. "Just. Stop.
Talking. You crazy old man!"
"Crazy? Hah, not hardly. I just--"
"I don't care. Who are you? How do you know me? And what the
heck is your deal, grandpa?!"
"Grandpa? Heavens, no m'boy. I may be old but I'm not
that old." The older Feral chuckled and grinned. "I'm no one's grandpa, at least that I know of. Uncle, however, is a different story."
"What??"
"Vates Panoply Ersatz, m'boy. Artificer of the Jade Spire -- and, I might add,
your uncle."
There was a long, long period of silence during which neither of them spoke. Kassom glared at Vates and Vates, goggles still over his eyes, held his gaze. Slowly, the older man reached up and lifted the arcane visor, letting it perch on his forehead. His expression was amused but otherwise nondescript.
At length, Kassom let him go with a shove. "Bull****."
"It's quite true m'boy, believe it or not. You and I are kin. Yes indeed."
"... Much as I'd
love to argue how impossible and unlikely that is, I'm afraid I'm a bit short on energy and patience right now." He pulled off his face wrap and hood, then hooked a thumb over his shoulder to point at Sumae, Fang, and the kids. "I'll keep this simple. Assuming that absurd...
thing... isn't liable to dismember us or anything, we need a ride to the nearest town, Vates -- or whatever the heck your name is."
"Not the best way to ask for a favor, lad." Vates nonetheless kept smiling calmly and gestured to the machine. "There's room for one and all, yes. Welcome aboard my latest and greatest creation, the Zephyr!"