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Started by Rhindeer, January 22, 2015, 08:22:17 PM

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Rhindeer

"Oh, about trolls!" Mei said, looking up from her writing. "It sounds like you fought one, so surely you know much about them."
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Wicked Basket

"I've fought quite a few," Gutztomp said. "Dey kinda tall and have big ears, kinda ugly. Dey heal really fast which is annoying. Dey hit kinda hard, but dey only use rocks and sticks and stuff as weapons. And dey're stupid too."

Rhindeer

That really wasn't very useful information, but it would have been rude to say as much! So Mei wrote down the parts she found useful, and then smiled up at Gutztomp. "I've never seen a troll before," she said when she was done. "But they sound rather fierce! How brave you must be to have fought so many!"
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Wicked Basket

"Trolls aren't dat big a deal," Gutztomp bragged. "I've killed a dragon before."

Rhindeer

"A dragon?" Mei gasped, and she wasn't just putting him on. She was legitimately surprised and impressed. "Well, don't stop there! Tell me about it! Don't leave out any details!"
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Wicked Basket

Gutztomp thought for a moment.

"Well, it was big, scaly, and it liked to breathe fire a lot. Their skin is too tough to through, so you gotta cut dere softer belly if you wanna do anyfing to 'em. Other then dat, you just gotta dodge da fire, da claws, and da teef."

Rhindeer

"Oh, you can give me more details than that!" Mei said with a laugh, looking up at him. "How did you defeat it? What was it like? How did you feel? What did the one you fought look like? I want to hear the whole story! It's not everyday you meet someone who's met a dragon, much less killed one."
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Wicked Basket

"I already told you everyfing," Gutztomp. "I killed it by cutting its 'ead off. It's hanging on my trophy wall."

Rhindeer

Oh, that was so not the exciting, epic, detailed story Mei was craving, but Mei was getting the distinct feeling that this angry, green man wasn't one for details.

"Hmm..." she said, trying--and failing--to hide her disappointment. "That's very exciting. Ah! Where is your trophy wall?"
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Wicked Basket

"In my cave in da mountains," he told her. "It's a big wall, but I'm startin' ta run outta space."

Rhindeer

"I take it you have a lot of trophies," Mei said, trying to imagine how many things he must have slain to be out of space in a cave! Then again, it could have been a tiny cave. She decided she wouldn't speculate that out loud.

"What is your favorite of them?"
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Wicked Basket

Gutztomp scratched his chin in thought. Which one was his favorite? He had never thought about that before.

"I don't know," he said finally. "I never picked out a favorite. I just stick da trophy on da wall and den go for another."

Rhindeer

"Oh! Well, that's very interesting!" Mei said, even though it was a little anticlimactic, because she figured that telling him everything was interesting would keep him nice and...not threatening to bash her skull in.

"What other sorts of beasts have you hunted?"
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Wicked Basket

Gutztomp thought for a moment before counting off a list on his fingers.

"Trolls, dragons, goblins, ogres, other orks, oomans, dwarves, elves, bears, giant lizard fings I find in da forest sometimes.... Pretty much anyfing and everything."

Rhindeer

"Wait. Back up. Did you...did you say humans?" Mei said, eyes going large.
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Wicked Basket

"Yeah," Gutztomp replied. "I've killed a bunch o' oomans. They die so easy, though. It's hard ta find one dat puts up a decent fight and doesn't go down after one hit."

Rhindeer

"...Oh." It came out a small squeak. Maybe Mei should have figured that, considering his earlier threats, but still!

She barked a nervous laugh. "Yes, indeed, humans do tend to die easily! We're rather soft and squishy, I'm afraid. We don't have much in the way of natural defenses! We're really quite naked in that regard. Ah, you probably shouldn't kill them. We pose no challenge at all!"
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Wicked Basket

"Dat's for sure," Gutztomp agreed. "They not big, tough, and green like da orks. I took on a whole lot dem at da same time and killed 'em all anyway. It woulda been better if there had been more of dem."

Rhindeer

"Eh heh..." Mei paled a bit at that, and started to back away from him. Perhaps she had gotten all the research she currently needed from him. She slipped her book back into her bag and took another backwards step.

"True enough, that! Well, sir, it's been lovely chatting with you! I had probably better be on my way."
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Wicked Basket

Gutztomp shrugged.

"I'm going to go find dat bear then," Gutztomp said. "I ain't through with it yet."

Gutztomp then turned to go off and find that bear from earlier. He was hungry, and bears had a lot of meat them. It would be enough for a day's worth of food for him.