"Oh, we'll survive!" the man assured her, still all smiles. "Just leave it to me. The whole army was trying to turn me into a pin cushion anyway. I'll just make lots of noise and flap my arms like an angry bird."
And he left to do just that! He didn't really need her to tell him how to do this job- for he still had one of his own. The town still needed to be saved and if he had at least one more person on his side- all the better. Hell, it was even better that it was a hot girl!
Even still, he regretted his decision a little. It was hard to run with an injured leg, but hobble through the crags he did and the second he began to see the army, he called out happily, waving his arms.
"Hey! Hey! Over here! I think you missed my other leg- cause I still got it and I can still run!" he barked at them with a laugh.
It seemed the army got the message- and he could feel them storming his way. Though he had a bit of a head start, he knew it would only be a matter of time before they were in the valley-
and he? He'd be lucky if he didn't come out completely dead! So hobbling away was his best bet at the moment as he happily swore through his teeth with each step he took. Thankfully, they were still heading away from the town.