The Divine Emperor was speaking, delivering a rousing, resounding speech even while being held captive by the Infernal Forces! She would not have been the Champion of Justice if she hadn't given her full attention to that speech, the call that only served to breathe life anew into her soldiers, but caused their voices to lift in assent, applauding and stomping their feet as they renewed their efforts to aid her in the search for The Thing That Opens Enchanted Locks.
"We have faced many difficulties along our journey, my Divine Emperor of the Sun! If my words reach you now, know that we are here to rescue you from your Infernal tormentors! Their heads will be on our pikes before noon! By last light, we will all return home to a feast and grand celebration, in your honor!""Sunjourneys, dear Emperor-cult-eggs! Words-of-food yaaaarghle ninerums! Fuck-celestbraten, WE BURN NOON PIKES! Lastnightwe urrrrgh varkie-grand HEADS!" Was the strange tangle of syllables that were bellowed at the top of her lungs.
The Divine Champion had delivered her message, her shield wrenched out of her hand by one of the infernal beings (she flung her chair as hard as she could, directly into the face of a guard that dared try to approach her.) Seeing something that looked like it could be of use, she made a mad dash across the prison,
"Now is the time! I have the necessary artifact!" It was nothing more than:
"TIME! Waaaah yeaaaaaaaah FOR!" She snatched the cell keys from the peg they hung on (it was
not keys- she had grabbed a broom) whirled and prepared to do battle with the greatest adversary she had
ever faced...
Opening her mouth to shriek profanities in the face of the Demonlord, Remi began to feel the horrible pains of a curse that had been cast upon her: stomach roiling, she staggered in circles, whip flicking uselessly as her eyes began to water. Lunging forward, her mouth opened to release a desperate cry to warn her "troops" of their impending disaster:
"Fnnnnarfgh...Ohfuck...cardlenar-dyingshit-not fair!" And unleashed The Power of The Sun Emperor's Champion upon the deadly Demonlord...
Lurching three steps forward, her mouth opened and shut a few times, opened again and she vomited bile and booze all over one of the poor, unsuspecting guards, twirled in a circle like a dog trying to find a comfortable place to lay down and stumbled backward. Ankles tangling in a most spectacular fashion, she tripped over her own feet, wobbled a bit and her face met the floor with a thud A giggling fit, followed up by a whining:
"Stoplickingmyface!" Revealed that she wasn't dead, or unconscious. She'd just end up with a headache and more bruises. Probably.
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"What the fuck's going on? She understood what he was saying?" One of the guards laughed in disbelief.
"Apparently, some drunkards can create their own language."'What was she doing, anyway?""Breaking in, of course.""What should we do with her?""Lock her up. Those two have a long list of crimes to atone for.""How long have we been looking for them?""Just one night.""Oh, gods, I don't want to know what they've done."________________________________________
((HAHA I know~! X3 Talk about a perfect match!))