Now I want brownies...
Ahaha, so today, I was working the cafe and a customer came up and asked my coworker for some cream.
So I grab the half and half, pass it to my coworker, and tell him, "There ya go, cream her up!"
(Because I like to use "[noun] it up!" for lots of random things all the time!)
...|: I realized what I had said a SPLIT SECOND after it left my mouth and he JUST ABOUT KEELED OVER LAUGHING and ALL THROUGHOUT MY WHOLE FREAKIN' 8 HOUR SHIFT he'd suddenly just burst into giggles and go, "How'd you say it again, Rhi? 'Cream her up?'" And basically the takeaway is I'm never living it down and he's telling everyone.
I'm still giggling about it. I'm just so glad the customer didn't hear me say it! xD
Oh, and another one.
My manager shared with us that the president of our company was fired, and the old president came out of retirement to take over again. Apparently, when our District Manager got the text over his phone, he looked at my manager and said, "Thank God, that guy was an asshole."
That tickled me. 8D