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Crushed Yet Again!? (Roleplay Princess)

Started by Anonymous, August 21, 2008, 10:02:15 PM

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Ira was just getting a bite to eat, again he was in Connalath's capital city of Reajh. Not exactly the best place for him to be with the extreme anti-magic policy built into the government, but he didn't really know about that. He was completely oblivious to that aspect of Connalath. All he was concerned about was finishing his to go sandwich.  He took a bite out of his ham, and cheese sandwich. Chewed it exactly eight times, then swallowed.

Now, for a little bit of a rewind he adapted the eight-chew system a bite for several reasons. He had died from choking on several occasions, eating was a dangerous necessity for him. It wasn't like the sandwich had a sword to his throat or anything, but once he had choked on a entire soft-boiled egg cause he had gotten shoved in the back by a couple of tavern brawling barbarians, which caused him to in-vertly inhale a entire egg. Upon his revival he proceeded to hack up shell for at least two hours.

Ira paused for a moment looking at the scene in-front of him a vegetable cart in-front of him was completely in flames. The place reeked of a variety of over-cooked veggies. One of Ira's eyebrows raised at the peculiar sigh, but his attention immediately was diverted from the burning cart to the people running, and screaming away from the scene. Ira took another bite of his sandwich, it didn't don on him to run, or why everybody else was running.  

He was clueless till a huge ball of fireball went screeching by not more, then five feet in-front of him. There was a small sizzling sound as his sandwich just became a grilled sandwich, his eyebrows just literally scringed off. Of course, he wasn't thinking about that his eyes as by instinct just followed the fireball till it hit a nearby two story building, and on impact damaged it so severely it could barely support it's on weight.

The heated-impact had burned through the side of building exposing the quickly deteriorating support beams, then Ira's mind suddenly clicked that building was going to fall. His eyes scanned underneath the building spying a girl right it was going to land, before even his mind had anytime to think this is a bad idea, his body had already taken off. Ira jumped pushed the woman out of the way, then the top half the building landed on it in a crash of broken glass, and cement.

In Ira's mind he thought, "Great, crushed yet again!?"