"There's not really a lot to tell, though transportation was not part of the trap. If anything, I think the magic trap's magic messed up, If the person who built it is who i think he was. I guess even magic messes up after 6000 years. If he was who i think he was, then, he was just about the supreme evil of my world about 6000 years ago, and i know evil, because i would be considered it for reasons I won't say. Now that I have gotten off track in answering your question, let me try to get back on track in answering it," he says, before taking a quick breather and sitting at the table.
He then continues, "Where to begin my story? I know now. I heard in a town that the King was forming an army in the south to crush some army od goblins to the north. I figured it would be a great time so i headed down there just in time to sign up, making a month-long journey in two weeks, and forget i just said that last part. The army headed up north till we were ambushed by a ravine while it was raining. We were encircled & outnumbered badly, but we fought on till when a soldier missed and cut something along with my cloak. Being suspicous he cut the bottom of my cloak with the sword and...<nervous>found nothing.</nervous> Then we got pushed towards the ravine and a division commander fell in. I said I'd get him, jumped down from rock to rock before catching him, and jumped back up in the same manner as I had come down. When I got back up everyone was staring at me so I said, 'What?' I then told the commander that i could get my father and he could get the rest of the...the rest of my father's clan to help out, but he, the commander, wouldn't like how i'd do it. He agreed & so i flew across...no, I meant I went across the branches of the trees so fast it was like i flew to my father's house and got him. When i returned, I got stuck with 2 hobbits near one end of the line before the ground we were standing on caved in. A hobbit resembles a human coming up to about our waist with curly hair on the tops of their leathery soled feet. We went through the caves into some ruins and i accidently flew through a trap that was just activated. Did i say flew? I meant ran. Now that I've told my story, what's your's?"