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Remi woke in the false dawn, yawning loudly to chase away the cobwebs of sleep. The sun had not yet risen, and the air was still cool and damp from the night. There was light enough for it not to be dark, but it was the blue light of the night and not yet the red of the day.

Remi stood up and rubbed the sleep from her eyes. There was no need for blankets, as the nights were not so cold at this time of year to need them. Her window was open, letting the soft smell of wildflowers drift in as they opened their petals expectantly, waiting for the dawn. Remi sunk to the floor, and began performing her morning stretching, a salute to the sun and the new day.

By the time she had finished, true dawn had arrived. Her window was open, and as the first rays of morning warmed her skin Remi smiled. It felt like a good day. In her order it was encouraged that you followed your instincts, and hers were foretelling that nothing could possibly go wrong. A honk from her pack Ox, Maaw, outside signalled that he too was awake and eager to start the day. Remi walked into another room to fetch some buckets, strung onto the ends of a wooden shoulder brace. Two sets of clothing were pilled on a table, the only clothes she owned. Monks did not need much, only what was needed. She sometimes slept in her clothes during mid-winter, but this time of year it just wasn’t cold enough. It wasn’t like anyone ever came this far out anyway.

Her home was simple, consisting of only three rooms. It was very open, with big sliding doors able to open up the main room on both sides. Outside was a field of logs standing upright in the ground, there for here training, as well as a large wooden tub for storing water. Farther off there were the beehives, but they weren’t visible from her house or the road. A single track ran beside her home, going from Reajh up into the mountains and beyond. No one ever travelled it though, except her.

Gathering up some pants, a top and a bar of soap Remi went outside to tend to Maaw. He was named so for the simple reason that that was the sound he made. That was how Remi operated, taking things down to the simplest, most obvious level. Most of the best riddles could be solved that way. She hefted a larger harness onto Maaw. His harness had water buckets too, but they were much larger and had secure lids to stop spilling. With one hand securing her buckets and the other guiding Maaw she started up the trail.

After a few minutes of walking she moved off the regular path, onto a smaller track worn away by the same journey made a hundred times over. The sun had emerged fully over the horizon when they finally reached the waterfall. Thirty feet high it fell into a deep pool, and then sent its water flowing downwards to feed the river at the bottom of the valley. Remi led Maaw to drink, and then set down her buckets and looked back. From the pond you could see all the way don into the valley, down as far as Reajh.

She dived headlong into the cold water, still unable to stifle a little squeal as she broke the surface. It was freezing. She knew it would be freezing, having done this every morning for over a year now, but still it shocked her every time. She paddled over and got her soap. She stood under the waterfall, scrubbing herself until the force of the water didn’t hurt anymore and she was too numb to feel the cold.
She swam back and walked out of the water. Taking each bucket in turn she filled them all with water. Maaw grunted under the load, but didn’t complain any further. Remi laid spread eagle on the rocks, waiting for the sun to dry her. She dozed for a bit, then stood up and dressed into her billowy pants and tight top. The journey back was slow going, with Remi trying her best not to spill any water and keeping Maaw moving at the same time.

She emptied the buckets into a large wooden tub at what could be called the side of her house, tied up Maaw, and went inside. She prepared herself a breakfast of eggs and rice on her small stove, then washed everything in a bucketful of hot water.

Strapping on weights to her wrists and ankles Remi went outside for her morning exercises. A rectangular section of dirt was cut out of the surrounding grasses, and in it was a forest of upright logs of varying height and width. Some were only a foot of the ground and others where almost as high as Remi was. Some she could wrap her hand around, and others she could stand on with two feet quite comfortably. Stepping up she balanced on one leg and closed her eyes. Entering a state of deep calm she let her mind create enemies for her, shadow boxing it was called. Opening her eyes again the scene had changed. A dozen dark figures were perched on the log forest. They weren’t actually there, but that was the point of the exercise. For over an hour she fought them, dodging, kicking, punching, and jumping. Fighting the enemies that didn’t really exist and would never go down, would never make a mistake.

Eventually she tired and stopped, sweating and gasping for breath. The sun suddenly felt much bigger and fiercer than it had before. She peeled off her sweat drenched top and threw it into the house. Going over to her water she tipped a half bucket over herself. Much better. Another hour, the same routine. Only with a lot more jiggling, but the extra comfort was worth it. She dunked herself again and took of the weights. It was approaching midday, and honey needed collecting.

She pulled on her boots and harnessed Maaw again, this time his big buckets were unlidded and full of empty honey jars. One full jar stood out amongst them. Remi lead the Ox up a thin trail switchback trail that lead up the side of the valley. The trail ended at a low fence that she had built herself to serve as a warning for both herself and anyone else that stumbled across her bees. Anyone or anything that crossed that line would be instantly swarmed. Unless you knew the trick that is.

Taking the full jar from Maaw she started smearing herself with honey. Only exposed flesh need covering, so it didn’t quite take the full jar. Soon her upper half was covered in a thick layer of sticky sweet goo. It took a long time to finish collecting the honey from the twelve little boxes that were her beehives. All the while the bees buzzed around, not paying her any more attention than if she were a pile of dirt. Collecting done she led Maaw back down the trail, still sticky.

She left the honey sitting in the tubs when she reached home again, only taking the time to take Maaw’s harness off. The honey was mixing with sweat, in fact that was the only reason she wasn’t licking herself clean right now. Sweat and honey didn’t taste very nice, as she knew from experience.

Walking around to the tub of water looked down the road. She could only see a little way up before it disappeared into the trees, up into the mountains. The end leading to Reajh was hidden from view by her little home. She washed her face off with a handful of water, and then began to scrub the honey off the rest of her, eyes closed and happy. She hummed a little and made sure to stand well away from the tub, as much as possible, so as not to contaminate the rest of the water.

Anonymous

Well, it was official. No matter which form he took, he moved just as slowly. As a CusCus, he moved sluggishly through the trees, but unless the upper branches were touching, he couldn't get across. And then it was up to him to complete the laborious task of crawling down to the forest floor, where his arborial body could only waddle along pathetically.
As a humanoid, he wasn't much better off. His sandals were platforms, and his feet naturally turned inward. He could only take small steps, and he had a penchant for tripping without much grace.

Looking far worse off than he had started, Yori was infinately relieved to find some sort of a trail. That was much easier to walk on!
His orange and white robe was a bit dirty and scuffed, much to his displeasure. His long, prehensile tail, once so tightly curled to his rump to keep out of the way, finally unwraveled a bit. It was covered in fuzzy white fur, except the underside near the end, which was bare. His head appeared to be covered in the same white fur, for his hair was very short and equally fuzzy. However, at the back of his neck were four long, slender braids. They ran all the way down past the base of his tail. His ears were tiny, semi circular, and fuzzy as well.
He brushed some dirt off of his cheek and chin, his beige colored skin a bit pink from his many falls in the woods. The most striking thing about his features, however, were his dark, rose-pink eyes, which made him appear to be an albino.

Grabbing at the bottom of his robe, he shook it free of debree, and then started his slow trek up the path, his tiny baby steps covering little ground.
By the time he even spotted the house in the distance, it had gone from early morning to practically mid day. Yori was incredibly uncomfortable in the heat. He wasn't used to this sort of treatement! He was supposed to be pampered and waited on...
Panting alittle, Yori finally made it to the little house, and paused to let his small, fragile body catch a breath.
What a small place...Yori was used the grand manor of his owners. Did people normally live in such dwellings? Was she a...what was that word master had used...? Peasant? Something like that.
Well, at this point he didn't care as long as he got to rest and had someone to take care of him until he could locate his owners.

Wait a minute...was that...honey??
If there was one thing Yori loved in all the world, it was sweet foods, and honey definately fell under that catagory!
With renewed vigor, Yori started along the path yet again, his small steps fairly hurried, though he tried hard not to trip.
Balancing himself with one hand along the wall of the house, Yori finally rounded the corner and found...
What the hell...?

Why was that lady coated in honey?? Was this another peasant thing...?
Yori hadn't quite clicked in on the fact she was half naked, because his hungry stomach was forcing his eyes toward the honey and not the bare skin under it.
Almost as if entranced, Yori shuffled forward yet again, arms at his sides. She was washing all the honey away...
But he wanted some...
"Ah, madam, wa-"
Erug??
Those bright pink eyes had finally clued in on something rather important, and a blush sprung up along his cheeks. Delicate hands quickly came up to cover his eyes. How horrible of him to see her like that! Where were his manners??
"Oh, terribly sorry madam, I did not mean to walk in on your bathing!"
He swallowed, eyes still covered, his tail waving slowly behind him.
"I just smelled the honey...I'm sorry..."
Oh rats, what a horrible first impression to make!

Anonymous

Eh? Madam!? Who was calling her madam! Madam was what you call old ladies. Remi was most certainly not old!

She turned to the man to glare at him for calling her old. Almost as soon as she had turned to face him her gaze softened. This was no gruff merchant come to ogle her until she knocked his teeth out. The…thing before her was slight of build and held himself in a way that made him look meek and pathetic. His reaction to her fit into one of the groups she had already classed people into. Men either blushed and looked away, apologising for her breasts, or they took it as a sign that she was free meat, and immediately started trying to…actively pursue that belief. The former she paid little attention to, the later lost most of their teeth. The women were worse though. They would hold their noses high and look down on her, occasionally spitting words like “whore� and “tramp� at her. She always stared them down though, or retaliated if they particularly tried to rile her. Remi had started many a catfight in town.

Her expression fell, and then brightened again when she noticed his tail. Fluffy. She was on him in an instant, grabbing that fabulous tail in both hands and almost squealing with delight. It was soft and fuzzy and perfect! Remi ran her hands along its length, feeling the soft fluff. At the little bald spot on the end she placed a finger, bouncing with delight as it instinctively curled a little around her finger. He was just like a possum!

She pulled back a little, realising that she was still wet. At least all the honey was off. “Honey…� she mused. He had said something about honey. Perhaps he was a merchant looking to buy after all. One more look at him squashed that theory.
“Well, whatever you are you are welcome in my home. If you’re hungry I have food, which you are welcome to.�
It was very rare for her to have visitors, and Remi wasn’t about to pass up the opportunity for someone to talk to.

Remi turned and went inside, leaving the big sliding door open. The floor was polished wood throughout the house, and Remi took of her boots before going in. The main room was the largest in the house. It had a small stove in one corner, and a low table surrounded by cushions sitting in the centre. There were a few cupboards and shelves here and there.

Remi walked on, into the storeroom. This room was stacked to the ceiling with all manner of goods. She took a jar of honey and a loaf of bread which smelled relatively fresh. Going back to the main room she sat down on one of the cushions, placing the food on the table. She waved for Yori to join her and unscrewed the honey. She dipped a ripped off hunk of bread into the sweet goo, eating slowly. “Best honey there is, at least best I’ve ever tasted.�

She looked at him again, and then said in a steady tone, “The names Remi.’ She paused to take another bite. “So what’s your story eh?�

Anonymous

If Yori hadn't been covering his eyes, he probably would have seen her coming and may have saved himself the trouble of what she did next.
She...

Grabbed his tail.

Yori went positively rigid, hands snapping from his eyes as she stroked on and hugged his tail. If there was one thing he hated...! He didn't want to snap at a total stranger, but very nearly did. CusCus had horrible tempers, as did he. Luckily, she let go before he could say anything that might get him in trouble in the very, very near future.

Well, it seemed to be a good thing that he didn't snap. For now she was inviting into her home, and as an added bonus...food!!
Yori smiled and slowly walked his way over, unable to hurry despite his eagerness for food. Stopping at the open sliding door, Yori daintily stepped out of his platform sandles and then shuffled up into the house, keeping his hands crossed in front of him as he walked. Just as he'd been taught....
Setting himself down on one of the cushions, he awaited her return.
And his pink eyes were all for the honey. Sure, she may have grabbed his tail, but honey made it all better!

Despite his staring, he made no efforts to grab at the bread or the honey. He had to be offered the food, literally have it be placed in front of him, before he was permitted to eat.
Blinking, he looked up at her, then bowed his head respectfully.
"Thank you for your hospitality Remi. My name is Yori. I've been seperated from my owners. I cannot seem to find them."
It seemed her bare-chestedness no longer bothered him. Indeed, it was not the fact she was naked per-say that had made him blush and look away. It was because she was bathing, an act he was not permitted to watch.
Resting his small hands carefully on the edge of the table top, he continued to watch her eat, unable to ask for any due to his training.