The rules are pretty simple. You pick one of your characters to post with, and say whether they'd mate (have sex with), date (self explanatory), or shovel (beat with a shovel) the character above them. For example:
Seifer: *is first, has nothing to start with*
Seiko: SHOVEL!
See? Ain't that just the simplest thing? For starting purposes, let's assume Seifer's starting things off.
Seifer: >_>;