Theodore pinched the bridge of his nose before he turned to his twin and hissed "Don't worry once it gets out that you give it to dudes, my bastard children won't be a big deal." He glared at his brother and stood up, crossing his arms over his chest. "This isn't going to cause a scandal. I'm a man. Just because I've sown some early seeds doesn't really mean much, I'll write up an agreement and make her sign it. The children don't get anything except me as a father figure."
He cast hazels eyes upon his twin, "Do I ever think? Of course I think. You think I knew about this before she came back, big like a balloon? No, no I didn't. I'm not going to disown my children. Maybe a man like you would do it, but I can't. Those squirmy things inside her are my fault and I intend to be a man and take responsibility regardless of my rank." Theo pointed a finger at his twin, "Because even if it causes a 'scandal', our family is still a good one and men would die to marry our sisters, regardless of me having illegitimate babies or not."
Crossing his arms over his chest, "If you really want to do something about it go tell father to punish me or something. Maybe the lash, that'd teach me a lesson." Rolling his eyes, he took a deep breath, "Sorry. You think I want kids? I don't. Not really. But, I can't just turn my back on her. I've ruined her life more than mine is."