How hard can it be to respond in only questions? Care to play and show me?
What the hell are ye talkin' about? Are ye crazy or sumthin'?
Are -you- crazy?
Am I the only sane person here?
What if you are?
Oh gods, can it be true?
What would you do if it was?
Well, what do you think?
Why do I have to tell you?
Aren't you kind enough to answer a simple question?
What made you think I was kind at all?
What's your definition of "kind" anyways?
What's yours?
Why do you have to be so difficult?
Why do you have to ask annoying questions?
Who are you and where did you come from?
...How did this come to be?
How do we all come to be?
How do you know we aren't just a dream?
Is being just a dream that bad?
Do you think it would be?
When is this nightmare going to end?
Why do you call it a nightmare? :?:
Why must you call it a dream?
Why am I still bothering with you?
Why -are- you still bothering with him?
Shouldn't you open your minds with all possibilities?
Did you know that we are only using a small part of our brains?
And just how comforting is that?
Why does it matter?
Why shouldn't it?
Why should it? :mrgreen:
How can we know something so far into the future?
Why would we want to know something so far into the future?
Who would really want to know?
Isn't it just easier to stab me in the heart?
Why would that be easier?
Is easy really the best way?
Well what would you suggest?
Why should we always follow the easy way?
Don't you know there's no easy way out?
How do you that?
Do you truly not know?
How do I truly not know what?
What are the voices in your head telling you?
Ah, but what are they really telling me?
What voices?
Weren't there voices?
How should I know?
Know what?
What were we talking about?
You don't know?
Is that bad?
What would you do if it were?
Would it be natural to go into hiding?
Would it be safe to think that it wouldn't be?
How should I know?
Do you know anything?
What would indicate that I do?
What's going on?
How should I know?
Shouldn't you know?
Why are my fingers turning blue?
Were you finger painting?
How am I supposed to remember a thing like that?
Why can't you?
Shouldn't you be able to?
How can you help me?
What if I can't?
Could I really hold that against you?
Could you?
Why would it even cross your mind?
why would what cross my mind?
What were we talking about?
Wasn't it tacos?
What do you like more, guacamole or sour cream?
Why does it matter?
Why doesn't it matter?
Why are you asking me that?
Didn't you bring it up?
How could anyone do such a thing?
Is it true that actions speak louder than words?
What do you think?
Why don't you tell me what I think?
Why do I have to tell you what to think?
How am I supposed to know?
Isn't it obvious?
Isn't what obvious?
Is confusion a disease?
Are you a disease?
Wouldn't that be a bit strange?
But wouldn't it be funny too?
Diseases can talk?
Anybody care that I'm reviving this topic?
Why would we?
See when the post before mine was? Don't people usually let things die if there's a slightly large gap in post times?
Isn't that a silly thing to do if the thread is fun?
Is it fun?
Why does it seem like you're not having fun?
What?
Didn't I make my question clear enough?
It is obvious that the question in itself is not enough to give incentive to answer so i will ask you instead why did you ask the question to begin with?
What's it to you? P:
What are you guys even talking about?
The question was asked so that other questions can be made, aren't we, as humans, compelled to ask questions to ultimately seek the answer to everything and advance towards absolute enlightenment, or is that just me?
Isn't the answer to life, everything, and the universe 42?
What is the ultimate question then?
the question is not a question its more of what you would accept as an answer so. Do you accept the truth?
I would, but how can you tell what is true in this messed up world of humans?
Why should I tell you? P:
Shouldn't you tell him what he wants to hear?
Who are you to say what i wish to hear?
Who are you to deserve to hear what you want?
Why do you assume that I said anything?
You say I assumed you said something, does that mean you say what you type?
Or do you type what you say?
Does it matter?
Does anyone really care? :p
Isn't it obvious that I care?
Can we make this any more convoluted?
What color are my toenails today?
How should I know that?
Aren't they supposed to be green?
How would you know that?
Are you stalking her?
Maybe I'm clairvoyant?
What proof can you provide that you are?
Why do you need proof?
Is there another way to tell if someone is clairvoyant?
Couldn't you just take Lion's word on it?
I could but don't you realize how many claim such powers without actually having them?
What if Lion is the real thing?
Thats silly. ASk yourself why it really matters when there are bigger questions at hand such as. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE? :D:D:D:
If he is the real thing then what probelm would there be with proving it?
As for the meaning of life, who knows?
Isn't the meaning of life covered under the question of "Life, Meaning, and the Universe?"
If so, wasn't it already covered? P:
And what's with the multiple questions? Is this twenty questions nao?
...and now the only thing I can think to ask is, what is nao?
WHYYYYYY? ;----;
Why, would you like a cookie?
Can I have the cookie? o_o
Can't you see I'm on a diet?
Thats why it is a diet cookie. Why wont you just accept the cookie? 40 ckal never did ya any harm
Why must it be a cookie?
Why not?
Don't you know that cookies are teh winrar?
Don't you know that cookies are the bane of all human existence?
Do you enjoy lying to people? D=
What do you think? >,>
Wanna try a pretzel cookie?
Quote from: "Lion"Wanna try a pretzel cookie?
Lets go out and have icecream instead?
How did we get to talking about food?
Didn't you hear their stomachs rumbling?
Is dinner ready yet?
If you were so hungry, should you have been cooking? >,>
We want food now, how would cooking solve that?
What was it that you wanted to eat?
What are my options?
Didn't you know that you've never had any options to begin with?
Why are you so mean? D=
Why aren't you? >,<
So does this mean I get no food?
Here, would you like some banana bread?
What about some banana chips?
What's with all the bananas?
Don't you like bananas?
Oh, goodness, you someone doesn't like bananas?!
Why worry about bananas when you could be eating peanuts?
But aren't a lot of people allergic to peanuts?
Is life worth living without peanut butter?
Wouldn't it just suck if the peanut butter had ants crawling in it though?
How'd the ants get in the peanut butter?
Where do you think the protien in peanut butter comes from?
But...isn't that unsanitary?
Aren't ants naturally sterile?
How can a bug be sterile?
Is anything really sterile if it is out in the open?
Are you calling /me/ unsanitary?!
I don't know, are we?
Isn't that what you implied?
Wait, I'm confused, whom called who unsanitary?
Isn't it obvious?
Should it be?
Can you guess who was too lazy to read the previous posts? =D
What're y'all talking about now?
I'm not really sure, then again when have we ever stayed on one topic for an extended time period?
Why'd you have to make a good point?
Did anyone else have a good point to be made?
Did you give them a chance to make one?
Are you saying I didn't?
Wasn't that what I implied?
Why won't you love me?!
Who doesn't love you?
Do I know you?
How could you not?!
Why are we still arguing?
What would be the point of stopping now?
Maybecuz if we did stop now, we could achieve greater things?
Like what?
Like...i dunno, figuring out what the meaning of life is?
That will take forever so why don't we watch grass grow instead?
Wouldn't watching paint dry be more fun?
Am I the only one here who would rather shoot themselves in the foot than do either?
Why would you shoot yourself in the foot? Wouldn't that hurt?
What if she likes pain though?
Are you suggesting that she is a masochist?
Does it matter?
Wouldn't somebody just help put the foot back together?
What's a foot worth anyway?
Maybe she doesn't want to use a wheelchair?
What if she does though?
Who DOESN'T want a wheelchair?
What's more fun, a wheelchair with rockets or the world's fastest roller coaster?
Neither, haven't you ever used a fire extinguisher while in a wheelchair?
Were you on fire in the wheelchair?
Did I say I was on fire?
If you weren't on fire, then why were you using a fire extinguisher in a wheelchair?
Aren't wheelchairs just plain fun?
Are they really?
How would big wheels not be fun?
Why won't you just answer the question?
Is it important enough to answer?
Who's judging?
Wouldn't critics judge people?
Isn't that a judge's job?
But what about the critics?
instead ask, how do critics gain the experience and knowledge to offer critisism!
Why is Ric exclaiming when he should be asking a question?
Why doesn't Ric just change his "!" to a "?" and fix the problem?
Why is the ! considered a problem?
How is it possible?
That question made sense...how?
Does anyone have a clue?
What if I said no?
What if you said yes?
How did we go from talking about puncuation to the board game clue?
Do you really want to disrupt the pleasure of a fine mystery?
Does anyone else think it was Mrs. White, in the Library, with the rope?
Wasn't it with the candlestick?
Why would she use that during the day?
Definately the Butler, in the loo, with a mop. Anyone else agreeing with me eh?
Does anyone understand what Ric said?
Do you think I understand these words?
What if I said yes?
Would you like waffles with that?
Why would I want waffles?
Why were waffles mentioned?
Why were there flying cows in the sky?
Did hell just freeze over?
What if I said yes?
Does it make a difference?
If cows are flying too then does that mean there will be a war between them and the flying pigs?
Depends; who's got the better weapons?
How do I know?
Don't the ninja llamas have the best weapons?
I thought those were the samurai donkeys?
What the hell are we talking about?
You don't know?
You mean -you- do?
Wasn't it common knowledge?
Doesn't common knowledge vary per culture?
Isn't common knowledge not that common? Or was that common sense?
Isn't common knowledge common because its well . . . common?
Isn't this discussion about common knowledge of no importance?
Is it really?
Isn't blue one of the primary colors?
Aren't all primary colors: green, yellow, red and blue? or are there more?
Do you know what makes a primary color, primary?
What makes a primary color different from any other color?
Isn't it because no other colors combined can make a primary color?
Aren't we only able to see colors because of a light source?
Wasn't it because of cookies and rainbows?
Don't you think that's a bit too far off?
But wouldn't you want something amazing?
Amazing like what?
Why isn't Lion making any sense?
Why do I have to make sense?
Don't you think sense has left this thread pages ago?
Are you sure?
Is it impossible to get some sense in this thread?
Would small change help?
Why would I know???
Why do I not have a clue what is going on here at all?
Why can't we get our bodies to produce perfume so our poop would smell like flowers?
Would flowery poop really smell like flowers?
dosnt it turn to dirt?
What turns to dirt?
Everything except plastic right?
But can't plastic be reused to make more plastic things?
What's plastic?
Isn't it just another man-made substance?
Does that mean that just like there are primary colors, there are primary substances as well, and all other substances are made by people just like colors are mixed with each other?
Do I have to answer that really long question?
Do I have to answer that really long question?
You don't even want to try?
Would you?
How much is it worth to you?
How much money do you have?
Do you accept Monopoly money?
Does anyone accept Monopoly Money?
What are you implying? |:
Do I have to imply anything?
Do I have to make sense?
Do I have to make sense?
Don't you want to?
Why would I want that?
Why would I want that?
Why would anyone want anything!?
Don't you know how Capitalism works?
Is that the best way?
Who knows?
What happened to capitalism anyway?
Once again, Who knows?
DO you think the capitalists would know?
Why do I care?
Why wouldn't you care?
Why do you care if anyone cares or not?
Doesn't the question deserve an answer?
Ah, but doesn't the answer deserve a question?
What if it didn't?
Are you saying you don't like this game?!
Who doesn't like this game?
How did you get that I didn't like this game from my previous comment?
Why do you assume that i assumed that you didn't like this game?
Who's assuming?
What's to assume?
What is what?
What is not?
What is snot? Are we making a rhyme?
Why would you want to start rhyming all of a sudden?
Why don't you like mutton, you glutton? *lame*
((Not meant to offend. just rhyming))
Is this where I say button?
What rhymes with "button" again?
Does it really matter?
What if we want it to matter!?
Aren't we all matter?
Can't we be talking jelly?
Can't quantum physics answer that question for me?
How do you know such a thing exists?
What, don't you think I'm smart?
What does it have to do with intelligence?
What does anything have to do with that?
What is anything?
is that air you just inhaled now?
Why? What did it look like?
Did it look like a big purple cloud?
I could have sworn it was...green?
Which end did it come from? >=)
Didn't you already know?
Are you assuming again?
What are you implying?
Is implying the same as trying to assume?
What are you trying to tell me?
What do you want us to tell you?
Why don't you tell us all?
Why don't we just open a window? :D
Would that help the issue?
If we open the window any bees in here could get out... but wouldn't more bees be able to come in too?
Is there a bee in your bonnet?
Why would a bee be in my bonnet?
Are you saying you do have a bonnet on?!
My bonnet is in my closet, do want me to put it on?
Are there any bees in there?
Don't you think that if there were bees in it then I would be in the hospital now instead of typing?
Doesn't that depend on if they actually stung you?
Don't you think that bees trapped in a bonnet would be in a stinging mood?
Does it matter what I think?
Doesn't it matter more what the bees think?
Why were the bees in a bonnet in the first place?
Why do you guys keep tempting em to answer with a non-question?!!! D=
Isn't that the point of the game though?
Why should it be?
If it's the point of the game, why question it?
Isn't questioning the whole point of the game? Thus shouldn't you question even the point of the game which just so happens to be questioning?
I should?
should you or shouldnt you?
Isn't that a double standard?
Is it?
How am I supposed to know?
What is a double standard?
why do you need to know?
Isn't neccesity part of what keeps our souls alive?
Aren't questions what keep this game alive?
Thus, doesn't the game need questions to stay alive?
What does necessity have to do what your soul?
An ancient philosopher said neccesity is part of what keeps our soul alive, can't you look it up? Or do I need to explain everything to you?
Isn't it that necessity feeds only your body? And isn't your body then only a vessel of the soul? Is not the soul separate from the body?
Isn't this getting a tad bit too philosophical?!
Can you read minds?
Who told you that?
Who told who what?
Isn't it obvious?
If it was that obvious would we even be asking?
Would we be asking if it wasn't obvious?
Why do you keep repeating the same thing?
If I didn't repeat the same thing, who would?
Why do you have to make such a good point?
How is that a good point? How can he be so sure that I wouldn't have liked to repeat what he said?
Is it natural for you to assume so much?
Is it natural to be asking so many questions?
Isn't that the purpose of the thread though?
Who wants pie?
D8 How did you know?
Why do you want pie? Why is pie so awesome?
D: Who is that masked man that stole the pie?
Which one? The pie in the sky?
Wasn't it the pie in the sun?
does it matter?
Don't you like pie?
Don't I? So what if I do?
What's happening?
Couldn't you enlighten me?
Hasn't someone already said what was happening?
Maybe some of us are hopelessly oblivious?
As for the hopelessly oblivious, why do they care?
Isn't it the same reason why the rest of us care?
What are we supposed to care about?
Why weren't you paying attention? :O
Was I paying attention?
What?
Who knows what?
Don't you?
Wasn't I?
Who are you?
Couldn't I ask the same of you?
Can I have some coffee?
What kind?
They say Colombian is the best. Is that true?
How would I know?
How can we find out?
Could we ask someone?
Ask someone about what?
What are we talking about?
What are we talking about?
Why did you post that twice?
Are you blind?
Are you speaking literally or figuratively?
What's wrong with you?
How would you like me to explain it?
Why are you being so difficult?
(Ooc//: Lol accidental double post!)
Why is everyone so idiotic and mean?
Who are you to say they are idiotic and mean?
Who are you to say that they are NOT?
Who am I?
How would I know?
How would you?
What are you talking about?
Can we change the subject?
Have you even noticed that fruits don't wear enough dresses?
Why would you even ask that?
Why wouldn't someone ask that? Don't you think it's a perfectly valid question?
Does it matter?
Does ANYTHING matter?
What are we talking about again?
Do you think it was important?
Is everyone as lost as I am?
Well didn't you bring your map?
Is a map helpful when lost conversationally?
Whats a map?
How did you survive this long?
Don't you need a compass too?
Compass?
Is that like a computer ass?
Good joke, think of it yourself?
Why do you care?
Don't you think I'm a caring person?
Did anyone say you weren't?
Do you think you're a caring person?
Why are we talking about this?
What else should we talk about?
Can we talk about anything?
What did you drink today?
Why? You tryin' to take my moo juice?!
O_o Are you a cow?
*eye shift*
What are you trying to say?
Wasn't that mean?
What's moo juice in the first place?
Don't you know?
^o^ Can you say milk?
Milk... was that good enough?
Do chocolate cows make chocolate milk?
Who knows?
Does meat from chocolate cows taste like chocolate?
Does a number by any other name, multiply up just as sweetly?
How can multiply and sweet be in the same sentence?
How you just put them in the same sentence answers that, doesn't it?
Do you know that you have your own unique wisdom?
Do I know that I have my own unique wisdom? How did you know?
How do you know I know myself and just didn't get the information from somebody else?
Would that someone else be me?
Why would that someone be you?
Isn't it logical?
What if it isn't logical? Would that be a problem?
Shouldn't you ask that to Lion instead?
Does he have the answer?
What's the answer?
Who knows?
Why did you allow your eggs to die?
Why are we talking about eggs?
who knows?
WHy didn't you answer my question?
Why didn't you answer mine?
Why should anyone HAVE to answer either of your questions?
Why do you ask?
Why not ask? Isn't that the point of the game?
What's the Game?
If you don't even know what the game is, why are you posting in it?
Did you just lose The Game (//http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_%28mind_game%29)?
Did you?
Is this "The Game" important?
I have no idea; do you?
Am I the only one who knows?
That depends, does anyone else know?
Who cares?
Can we not do that again?
Why does the thread move so fast??
Why can't you post faster?
WHY ARE YOU ARGUING!??!?!? Dx
Why aren't you?
Doesn't she want to follow the crowd?
There's a crowd?
If the crowd weren't here, would anyone be posting?
O.o Do we even exist!?
if you didn't exist, how would this be possible?
Do you believe in magic?
Can magic be provified?
Why does magic have to be proved? Can't you just believe without proof?
Who the heck cares about what you are people are talking about?
Can I help you?
Why do you want to help me?
Don't you want help?
What if he doesn't?
Don't you think he looks like he needs help?
Don't we all need help?
Why you think we all need help? Do you not have faith in out abilities?
Where have you been?
Where have you been?
Where have all the good men gone? And where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
How does the song continue again?
Do you know who sings that song?
Whats with ice cream and the cold?
Why don't you guys answer my question first?
Its a free country here, why do I HAVE to?
I'm with Dris, why should he?
How did we get to this subject, anyway?
Did you guys know people in Rome are pretty racist?
Why would we care about people in Rome?
Did I say we did? Why are people racist anyway?
Is it possible to give that a complete answer by asking a question?
Do you think its that hard?
What is hard? Your head?
Who doesn't know that?
Who doesn't know what? The capital of Assyria?
When did we suddenly get into this topic?
Who has any idea what's going on?
Do you need to know what's going on to participate in the thread?
What?
Has anyone seen my camera?
My parents are going to kill me for my fail in math, does anyone know how to survive death?
Do you know how to bite the bullet?
You can't bite a bullet, can you?
Would it break your teeth?
It would give you lead poisoning, wouldn't it?
Didn't you test it? D8
It's not me biting it, why would I test it?
Didn't you want to have your question answered?
Questions? What questions?
Weren't we asking questions?
Were we now?
Were we what? Where were worms wiggling? Why will we wonder?
How did you get worms from questions?
Don't you like my alliteration?
I thought that was very crafty, who else things so?
Don't you mean 'thinks'?
How about we talk about something else?
Why does everyone keep asking questions?
Isn't that the point?
Does anyone know the point? What is the point of living?
Isn't it to live?
But who truly lives, instead of merely existing?
Do you know the difference between life and existence?
What's that?
What's what?
What do you think is the difference between life and existence?
Doesn't got a rock exist yet does not have beating heart?
Wasn't the sentence you just said rather confusing?
Was it confusing to just you?
How should I know?
Don't you know I'm confused too? XD
Why are you confused?
Wouldn't you know?
Why is there a spider on your face?
Don't you know I'm asking why it hasn't eaten you yet?
Why are you asking that?
Couldn't you tell me?
Where's the fun in that?
What's fun? Who's got the fun!?
Someone has the fun?
Weren't you in charge of the security cameras?
What security cameras?
there are security cameras?
What kind of operation do you think we're running here!?
There was an operation? D:
You didn't know!?
Who didn't know?
Why do you want to know who didn't know?
Isn't it her business to know if she wanted to know?
I was gone for a bit, can anyone tell me what is going on?
You didn't get the memo?
There was a memo?
Weren't you the one who told me about it?
Was he really?
Still confused, Who gave out the memo?
What's a memo?
How am I supposed to know?
Aren't you in charge of them?
Wasn't that you?
What's going on here?
Crono, what's a confe?
Yeah, what is that?
How'm I suppose to know?
Aren't you the smart one?
Where'd you get that idea?
Didn't you post a picture of your brain?
Why did we suddenly get into brains?
Did you get that lobotomy?
How did this line of questioning get to brains?
How come some organisms don't have brains!?
Maybe they don't want a brain? O:
Can we talk about card stuff?
Why don't we?
What do you know about cards?
Not much, but how about I learn?
What do you know about cards already though?
Aren't they pretty or something?
What can they do?
Don't people win money and stuff with them?
What else?
Who else?
Who else what?
What are we talking about?
Anyone want some gum?
is it sour?
Why gum?
Why not gum? Don't you like gum?
can we go to the fair?
Tha depends, does this fair have clowns?
is that a problem?
Don't you know I have claudephobia?
what's that?
Isn't it obviously a fear of clowns?
isn't that Coulrophobia?
It seems obvious that I can't spell right now doesn't it?
What is so obviously obvious?
Could it be the writing on the wall?
Do you see what I see?
No, but, do YOU know the muffin man?
Why would anyone want to know him?
Doesn't he give out 'special' muffins?
Where does the muffin man live?
Does this Muffin Man even exist?
When did we get into this kind of conversation?
Who knows?
How many random things can the brain handle at once?
Is there a limit to what the brain can handle?
Whose brain?
Your brain?
Does anyone know how to give a lobotomy?
What's a lobotomy?
Who knows?
Does that sound gross to anyone else?
Does anyone have a damn scalpel!?
Does anyone need cards?
Do you have any greeting cards?
Are we going to play cards?
Anyone up for a good game of Blackjack?
How about poker instead?
You got the chips?
Besides me, whose got the cards?
Who got the power?
I know I do, but who else?
do i?
What would you do with it if you had it?
dance with it?
Is it a good dancer?
am i mean if i say no?
Did you ask it if it would think such a thing was mean?
Huh?
can someone explain it to Dris?
Isn't it obvious enough?
Should it be?
Who cares?
Don't you?
Why should any of us care?
If we didn't care, would there be questions asked?
Do you realize how good of a question that is?
Should we all?
*from a distance* CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HAND ME A BANDAID?!
Why do you need a band-aid?
because i'm bleeding?
Why are you bleeding?
because i tripped? Can someone get me a bandaid?
What if we don't have any band-aids?
do you have anything to stop bleeding?
Will you take some ultra-sticky gum?
what good will that do?
Don't you want it to stick your wound close?
is it sanitary?
Does chewing it count?
Chewing what?
Huh?
what?
what time is it?
What time do you want it to be?
can it be yesterday around noonish?
Would care if it was after one?
Why should i care?
Was I asking you?
Does it matter if you were?
Can it be break forever?
Who brought lunch?
Who's good at cooking?
Do I have to name names?
Why not?
Is boob a name?
how did that get in the conversation?
Who knows?
Why is there gum on the bottom of my new shoes?
Maybe you should start watching where you walk?
Why don't you follow that suggestion, Lion?
What's a lion? Is it a cat?
Don't you know?
Do I have to know?
What if you do?
What if you are right?
What if I'm not?
Will the world fall to pieces?
why would the world fall to pieces?
Didn't you hear the bomb go off?
There was a bomb?
Are you telling me all that glitter was for nothing?
When is now?
How soon is now?
How soon will we know that?
Can't you tell?
Tell you what?
Do you have the clearance to know?
Should we give it to him?
Why shouldn't we give him it?
Has he earned it?
Have I not?
Could you explain?
What's to explain?
Could he be rewarded the golden waffle?
Why is it golden?
Why is it a waffle?
Are you sure its a waffle and not a waffle cake?
You want any or not?
What're you doing? Selling drugs?
Why do you wanna know? You don't trust me?
Who doesn't trust who? D:
O: why the face!?
Why NOT the face?!
Can't you just give me a straight answer?
wouldn't that defeat the purpose of this thread?
Can't the answer be in the form of a question?
If it wasn't in the form of a question, would that be a problem?
Don't you think so?
Why do you care?
Why don't you care?
Why should anybody care?
Would it be bad if we didn't?
Do you want it to be bad?
Is it bad if it's bad?
Would it be bad if I said no?
Who shot what in the where now?
What the who-nots now? o.O
What are you talking about?
What are you asking?
am i not allowed to be curious?
Do you know why I just kidnapped you?
Isn't kidnapping not allowed?
why'd you kidnap me Lion? O.O
Was that necessary?
Do you have any idea how necessary it really was?
who put that gum on the floor?!
Can't you stick to the conversation?
do i have to?
What would you do if I made you?
What if you were made to do what he made you do without you making him do what you desire to have him do?
Then is not the goal accomplished?
Is that your goal?
can i have a different goal?
Do you want a different goal?
what would be my options?
Huh? You had opinions?
Who has options!?
Who had options then?
Isn't that what I said? :O
How would I know what you said?
Can't you just scroll up to see?
What if he doesn't want to?
What If Lion is right?
What's fun about being right?
What's not fun about being right?
Do you accept that I bow to your point?
And if I did?
Anyone want some cats?
What if I am allergic?
Does that really make a difference?
What if it does?
Will your allergies get in the way?
Why wouldn't it?
What's going on here?
Who knows?
huh?
What?
O.O What was that!?
What are YOU?
Don't you hear it?
what did it sound like?
Like cows?
How about crows?
Why not chickens?
Don't crows taste better?
Why would they?
What are you saying?
Why should I tell you what I am saying?
Now what is that supposed to mean?
How would I know what I meant when it came from what you meant?
shouldn't you know what you mean before you say it?
Don't you know that sometimes people say things they don't mean?
Don't you know that you should mean what you say?
What if it's a joke?
is it a funny joke?
will you attack me if it wasn't?
does snugging count as attacking?
IS IT DONE WITH VIOLENCE? D:
What if I said yes to that?
What if I said no?
Who wants a snuggle basket? ><
can i have one?
Don't you already have one?
Am I only allowed one?
Are you so sure you didn't steal a couple already?
Steal what?
What who?
This isn't going anywhere is it?
Where do you want it to go?
Where do you want it to go for me?
Should I make decisions for you?
Should you even be asking that?
Are you going to stop me?
Why can't you stop yourself?
Why can't you give me the answer to that question? D:
Why can't YOU?
Would I be having this problem if I knew?
Don't you always have a problem?
Would it be okay if I lied and said no? 8D
Would it be okay for me to hit you for lying? =]
Did you know how awesome that would be? 8D
How awesome what would be?
Do you have a measuring tape?
Do you have to use one?
So you don't have one?
Why does it matter if I do?
Why shouldn't it matter?
Who knows?
Knows what?
Didn't I just ask you?
Do you know what's going on at all? D:
What's going on around here now?
What is the world coming too!?
Something awesome?
Or something horrible stupid?
Can it be two for the price of one?
What about two for the price of none?
Is that something like the five-finger discount?
Why are you stealing things?
Are you calling me a thief?
Who doesn't steal?
Who is going to actually answer that question truthfully?
Are you going to do it?
Why don't you?
Can you show me how?
You don't know how?
Whoa! Who's that looking at you? O.O
Wouldn't you of all people know?
Isn't that a brick coming right at your head? D:
Isn't that a red deck of cards?
Do you see any fancy designs on it?
What if I said I did see some?
What do you want to hear?
can i hear some pretty piano music?
sure, any requests?
do you know how to play Funiculi Funicula?
Sure you don't want some chopsticks?
Do you hear what I hear?
Doesn't that sound like two cats killing each other?
is that what you listen to in your spare time?! O.O
Have you been spying on me?
Who told you?
Are you the spy!?
Are you the spy?
can I be the Spy?
Do you have your spy gear?
Who has their spy gear?
*raises hand* do i get an award for having my spy gear?!
What color do you want?
does it have to be only one color?
Do you want all the flavors of the world?
What if all the flavours of the world aren't available?
Then would neutral be suitable?
Would what be neutral of sorts?
What kind of sorts are we talking about here?
Can you be any vaguer?
Is vaguer a word?
Does anyone have a dictionary?
Do we need to go purchase one? Or can we find the definition on the internet.
WE HAVE THE INTERNET? O:
DO WE HAVE CAPS LOCK ON?
DO WE need CAPS LOCK ON?
DON'T YOU KNOW THE ANSWER ALREADY?
Why does it matter?
Why does anything matter?
Who knows?
Why do you goes have to move on so fast?
What's a goes?
What if I meant "guys"?
what if you meant what?
Why are you being so horribly impared to understand what I mean?
Don't you know that is not how you spell impaired?
Can you not be so mean when my computer keyboard doesn't work as well as it should?
Did you spell that correctly?
Can I kill you people?
Did you know murder is a crime?
What if he isn't in America? Wouldn't the laws be different?
But what if I am in America and just hid the body?
Can't you just go along with my story so you don't have to go to jail?
What is wrong with hiding the body?
Don't you think that your statement about hiding the body was a slight bit damaging to my answer?
So you have the body?
Why would Dris hide the body by giving it to me?
Maybe he gave you the body to hide?
What if I don't have it because he didn't give it to me?
What if you did?
What if this line of questioning isn't helping you at all?
Was it meant to help me?
Don't you think you should answer that?
Why would I do that?
Why wouldn't you do that?
Why do I have to be in this conversation?
Why do you keep posting?
Why do we all like questions so much?
What's the point of this thread again?
Wasn't it to see how long we could answer questions with questions?
Did anyone see this game in a movie once?
Why do you ask such a question?
Why don't you answer the question?
Can you give a satisfying, factual answer to a question with another question?
Isn't anything possible?
Can you slam a revolving door?
Are you stuck in it?
Why would he be?
Have you seen those things?
Have you seen them? Why are you asking me?
Because he can?
What happens when an unstopable force meets and immoveable object?
Why are you talking from the Dark Knight?
Don't you know what happens when you mess with the laws of physics?
What if I don't know what the heck you are talking about?
What happens when you divide by zero?
Why would you do that?! D8
Who, what, huh? D:
Where'd you come from?
Where did we all come from?
From inside our moms?
Are you sure that's what I meant by that question?
Does it really matter as much as the answer to the question?
Isn't the answer usually in the question?
Why do you ask such a question?
Doesn't that mean you don't have an answer?
What are you getting at?
Aren't we getting no where?
Where do you want to go?
Where could we possibly go now?
Can't you think of a place?
Is there something wrong with him if he can't? O.o
Why is everyone being so annoyed at me?
Who do you think is annoyed with you!? D: *snuggs*
Isn't that what everyone is implying? Because of my annoying answers that are questions?
Are you annoyed with yourself?
Why would you imply that?
Shouldn't you worry more about what is plainly said?
Hickory what?! Smoked what?!
Did you just smoke a hickory tree?
Why are we smoking stuff like that?
Why is anything being smoked at all? D: Can't we just have some bratwurst!?
How about a lemonade?
What do you want in it?
Shouldnt you ask everyone?
Why not ask no one?
Who has the beef?
Where did the beef come from?
Has anyone seen my pet cow?
Would you like a burger to say a final word?
Does everyone have to be like this?
Did you kill my cow? :twisted:
Did you kick my dog?
What is with this strange conversation?
Who likes waffles?
Wasn't it the dragon in the library with the candlestick?
Was it?
What is happening?
Is it what you see?
What if he's blind?
What if I don't want to look back at the last page?
Rada?
Bada....bing?
What the heck?
Heck the what?
Is the Hokey-Pokey really what it's all about?
How the hell would anyone know that?
Wouldn't you know?
About what?
Did you write that book?
What book?
Crono's a bookie?
Who what?
Didn't you take all my money?
Who told you?!
Who didn't tell me!?
Who told who what?
Is it true that you're spreading these lies?
Who knows?
You know?
Do we all need to know?
Can we all know something that . . . important?
What's the meaning of life?
What's the meaning of your life?
Why do you want to know?
Don't you know sharing is caring?
Who cares about sharing?
Who cares about anything?
Besides me?
Is it all about you?
Who ever said that?
who am I?
Are you the ghost? D:
There's a ghost?!
Where?!
Didn't you just see them take the beer!!?!?!
Ew!!! Who would like beer?
No one else saw the ghost take the beer!? D:
Why blame the ghost?
Then who is there to blame?
why can't you take responsibility for the beer theft?
Why would I do that?
Why wouldn't you?
how did this turn to me?
When did we suddenly get this far into a conversation?
Where did you go man?
Could you believe I was playing games?
What kind of games?
Do you really want to know?
were you playing neopets?
Just how neo is your pet?
How do you pet your neo?
What's a neo?
Do you mean Neo from the matrix?
Isn't neo just "one" rearranged?
Could it be Greek instead?
Why would it be Greek?
Does anybody in here know some greek?
Does this Greek dictionary count?
Does a dictionary have a body?
What'chu talkin' 'bout Raichi?
Raichu did what now?
Didn't you read it the first time?
Does it have to be read correctly?
Must I spell it out for you?!
Spell what out?
can't you think of it yourself?
Do I have to?
Does anyone want to think for Lion?
Does anyone else have their brain in the off position?
Does that button on the back of your head switch it back on?
Isn't it broken?
Is there a manual to fix it?
Can I give it a good kick?
You can kick yourself in the back of the head?
Can I do the kicking?
Do you want a sandwich?
Are you going to make it?
Can i eat you all?
Could you stomach a car?
Are you eating cars again?
D: You haven't been spying on me have you?
Why are we spying?
Who's we?
Who's who what?
What fell down now?
Is the sky falling?!
If the sky fell down, would the birds fall too?
D8 Are they going to drown?
Are you going to drown? ._.
How did you know?
Isn't he psychic?
Why does that seem so surprising?
Who's psychotic now?
Are you looking in a mirror?
Is who looking in a mirror?
Has anyone seen You?
How could anyone have seen me where I went?
How could anyone care?
You didn't care that I was gone? :(
nobody saw YOU?
Why would they come to see me?
Did anyone see where You went?
Where'd he go now?
You're telling me you don't know?
Who knows what now?
Before I join this game, can someone explain to me the rules?
Well it looks like you know the rules already huh?
Doesn't that sound a bit odd?
What do you define as "odd?"
What kind of business would a bear have in the woods?
What kind of business is run by a bear?
Are you interested in buying a timeshare? o.o
Are you willing to share time?
How much time do you have?
How much time can you afford?
How much does it cost?
Is that important?
Shouldn't it be?
Why are we questioning it?
Isn't that the name of the game?
We're playing a game?
Where have you been?
Perhaps an explanation is needed?
Where are the rules?
There are rules to this game?
Do you know where they went? D:
They actually existed?
How could they not?
Why do we need rules anyway?
Why don't we need them?
Aren't they restricting?
What does restricting mean?
Is it anything like a rubberband?
Is that my lucky rubber band you're holding?
How can a rubber band be lucky?
Do you have something against rubber bands?
Have you seen "When Rubber Bands Go Bad"?
Is it scary?
Do you like scary things?
What kind of question is that?
You don't know the answer?
Do I need a dictionary?
Are you looking for a definition?
Or a synonym?
Perhaps an adverb?
Maybe a noun?
Don't you know that adjectives are all the rage?
Did you forget about the onomatopoeias?
Why would anyone want those?
Aren't they fun?
Says who?
Don't they add life to stories?
Stories have lives!?
How did you not know that?
Was it common knowledge?
Why wouldn't it be?
Was it made that way?
Wouldn't the authors know best?
Is each author's brain the same?
Don't people have individuality?
Did I suggest they didn't?
Aren't authors different people?
What makes them different?
Aren;t some authors dead?
What does being dead have to do with anything?
Then they would be different?
Aren't we all the same in death?
That would be boring now, wouldn't it?
Who ever said death was exciting?
Is it more exciting than role-playing?
How could anybody know?
Isn't there some sort of instrumentation that measures excitement?
Has anyone ever heard of one?
Ever heard of what?
Weren't you listening?
Were we supposed to be listening?
Listening to what?
Why are we here again?
Where is 'here'?
Do you put the 'here' in where?
Huh?
What's your comprehension level?
Did you mean to say that?
Do I mean anything I say?
Since when do you say things?
Was I yelling?
I think you where yelling? I'm i pretty? (just had to ask that?)
Does anybody's opinion really matter in that aspect?
Does your opinion ever matter?
Did the little pig cry whee-whee all the way home?
How hard did the wolf blow to blow that brick house down anyway?
Who are you and how do you know about the wolf?!?
Has anyone told you not to ask questions?
Are you tryin to shut me up? o.O
....Ever heard of a challenge? >_>
<_<
What's a challenge?
Weren't you listening?
What does that have to do with anything?
Are you saying you don't care what they were saying before?
Do people always imply things when they speak?
Are you implying that people imply stuff as they speak, therefore proving your point?
Why do people have to imply anything in the first place?
Really? You have to ask that? Have you ever met a woman?
>_>
Why do you say that?
Do you think that whoever started this thread read Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead, where they play questions?
Whatever gave you that impression?
I don't know, maybe the fact that these questions are pointless and go around in circles?
Is that even a question?
Do you think it's not a question?
Have I not already questioned its validity?
Maybe you did yesterday?
Was it really that long ago?
what would you consider a long time ago?
Are we speaking relatively, theoretically, or analytically?
Do they speak English in relatively, theoretically, or analytically?
What does language have to do with anything?
What does anything have to do with language?
Why are you twisting my words?
Why are you not twisting mine?
Are you saying that I am too subtle for you?
Are you implying that I'm too obvious for you?
Are you going to take offense with my answer?
Did you know that Haggis is banned in the United States?
Are you saying that I have eaten it illegally?
are you saying that I'm accusing you of this felony?
What were the charges again?
Thread revival? Really? No seriously, Really?
What are you even talking about?
Do you not understand what's going on here?!? What you you think this is? A game?
Isn't it?
Isn't what?
Is this a game?
Why are you asking such a thing?
Are you questioning me? Do I not have a right to do so?
do i not have the right to privacy?
Is it your privacy that is being invaded?
I have privacy?!?
is he allowed to do that?!
What kind of question is that?
A questiony kind of question?
A questiony question? What's that?
is there not a scholar among us that can solve this riddle?
Hans maybe? Where is he hiding?
Is he really a scholar though? Isn't he just a character?
Are you questioning Hans' existence? |:
She is isn't she?
Why would she do that? D8
Who is "she"?
Will this ever end?
Why would you want it to?
Why would you want it not to?
Why do I assume everyone on the internet is a she? *goes to shame corner? xD*
You assume I'm a "she"?
You're not a she? :P
Why not?
Where the heck is this conversation going?
Does anyone know where it is going?
Does anyone know where it has been?
Does anyone know where I've been?!
Do you even know where you have been?
Are you sure you should be asking him that question?
What if we are sure? Or worse yet, what if we aren't?
Well, are we or aren't we?
What do you think?
I don't know, what DO you think?
Why is what I think of any importance?
Do you honestly think I have an answer to that question?
When have you ever been honest?
Do you want an honest answer?
Do you think I can't handle the truth?
With what certainty can you claim to bear it?
Haven't you met me?
Did we just summon Goblins!?
Do you think the Goblins was frightened away? D:
Do you doubt me so much as to believe the king of goblins could be frightened away?
We summoned you again!?
Aren't goblins scared of sharks??
Have you not seen my coat of arms my lady?
Do you have a link? :)
Are you too lazy to look it up yourself?
How did you know that?!
Is it really that hard to read an open book?
What if I'm more of a "dictionary" than a "See Sue Run" sort of book?
What's the difference when a book is a book and both are easy to read?
Do you like to read the dictionary?
Am I not allowed to?
Why are you so defensive?
When did I become defensive?
Was I mistaken?
You make mistakes!?
Is she not human?
Who asked the two of you anyway?
Am I not a fountain of knowledge?
If you're a fountain of knowledge, does that make Paradox a fountain of youth? :)
Wasn't he listed as the fountain of pointy teeth?
Are we sure he doesn't just live in the fountain rather than being a fountain?
How did you know that I lived there?
Don't sharks live in water?
Isn't it a little cramped there Sharkie?
Are you implying that I'm fat?
Would you find that offensive?
Do you think he should?
I'm not the Goblin King, am I?
What does that have to do with anything?
Don't you think it gives your words some weight?
Are you saying I am not the true monarch here?
Where did you get that??
Did you not claim yourself as the goblin king?
How could I be so bold and treacherous? ;_;
By implying that I'm fat? :'(
Is that really a question?
Are you Alex Trebek?
Did we win some money?
What do you mean we?
Aren't you going to share?
Isn't that against the rules?
Whose rules?
Didn't I tell you already?
Shouldn't you be working on your story instead of playing silly games?
Aren't you supposed to write it for me?
Aren't you supposed to be winning?
:o Aren't you supposed to be be stalking gazelles in the Serengeti?
Isn't GoblinFae supposed to be responding to some of these tough questions?
Aren't you supposed to be dancing to the Benny Hill theme song!?
If a tree falls in the forest and no-one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Is it supposed to?
Isn't it so?
And why is that?
Why don't you ask a different question?
Is his question not good enough?
Why would you say that if that is what you mean?
Why wouldn't he?
Why did you ask such a stupid question?
Is there such a thing as a stupid question?
Wouldn't asking if there is such thing as a stupid question be a stupid question?
Do you not have the answer for it then?
Why would I answer the question in the first place?
You do know it's okay if you can't answer it, right?
WHY ARE YOU PUTTING STRESS ON ME? Isn't that bad?
Why don't have some cocoa?
Why do you think I don't already have cocoa?
Why do you think I think that?
Isn't it obvious?
Would I ask if it was?
Why would you do that?
Did someone say cocoa?
No, did you hear anyone talking about it?
Why are you putting stress on me?
How does a shark speak, or type?
They type with fins and speak - really, how do they speak?
Why are we contemplating this?
Maybe because it's interesting?
What's interesting?
I dunno, this conversation?
What's the conversation about?
Isn't this conversation about conversation?
What's that mean?
Are you asking ME?
Why would you think I'm not?
Because nobody ever asks me questions, maybe? Did you forget that I'm the crazy one?
Why are you asking multiple questions in one post if you knew that it's against the rules we established?
There are some rules?
Doesn't everything have rules?
There are any rules at all?
Why would you say that?
Why wouldn't I say that ?
How can you physically do that? Are you not a shark?
Did you really just go against what you said a few posts back?
Did you not?
Wait, what did you all want, even? Why don't you stop confusing me?
Isn't it because bkdjogshfs;eh.x,jkhfg.sfadksfivo? Isn't that a valid reason?
Are you sure that isn't the answer to the last problem in my algebra homework instead?
Oh my, we had homework?
You didn't know?
Didn't I graduate?
OMIGOSH I LEFT IT ON THE TABLE *has a notorious habit of leaving everything on her desk* can I copy yours?
Ugh, can't you copy from someone else?
Why the heck would I copy from someone else if I want yours, would you like some icecream in exchange for the homework?
That depends; what flavor is it?
Chocolate flavor - chocolate is the best, well, isn't it?
I dunno... Isn't vanilla better?
BAH HUMBUG when is vanilla ever better than chocolate, silly?
wouldn't everyone much rather have a green tea ice cream and ginger ale float like I'm having?
Isn't it physically impossible for anything but chocolate to taste good?
(By the way, it is)
yes, don't you think tea is much better than chocolate?
What person in their right mind would value TEA OVER CHOCOLATE GODDAMMIT?
I would, is that too weird for you to comprehend?
I can comprehend anything but wouldn't it still be illogical and stupid?
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Why would you use an image?
Will using an image kill this thread?
Would it not?
wouldn't the only thing that would kill this thread be a non-question?
Why would someone ever think of killing this thread?
Why wouldn't they want to?
Because some of us like destroying things?
Why am I still here even though I haven't posted in half-a-year?
You askin' me?
Wouldn't I be asking whoever is next, being you, since you posted after me?
But were you asking rhetorically?
Rhetorically? Now what's that?
You mean you've never heard of a rhetorical question?
Is that also rhetoric?
What isn't rhetoric?
Would it not be that question?