Soooo.... I occasionally write poems (not particularly good ones, but hey) out of boredom or because some minor inspiration strikes me. Figure I might as well share what I come up with with you guys. WARNING: some of the inner workings of my mind can be rather grim. Here's what I came up with to get my brain to stop bugging me about productivity right now:
The Highwayman's Call
Hey there, having a nice day?
Oh dear, seems I'm in the way.
Well, afraid you'll have to pay.
If not, I might have to slay.
Oh, nothing I'd rather be.
No, of course you can't quite see.
Listen up, this life keeps me free.
Besides, the murder fits me to a tee.
Pass along? Yes you may.
If, of course, you stop and pay.
Otherwise, I'm afraid you should pray.
Step aside? Sorry, but I'm here to stay.
Oh, the law's coming for little old me?
Well, looks like it's time for me to flee.
After all, I wouldn't have much glee.
Should I end up hanging from a tree.
....I would promise that not all of my future poems here will be based on my username, but I'd be immediately tempted to break that promise to screw with you guys. So I'll just say it's highly unlikely.
