"A beastie, a drygan, and two humans walk into a pub in Reajh... Heee...! Sounds like the making of a goblin joke!" a little voice, sitting on a roof opposite the little pub in Reajh squeaked. It belonged to a pixie, or at least... wait... was it a pixie? Or was it a little raven. She could not seem to decide, whatever she was... she kept changing back and forth, as if trying to figure it out for herself, before she settled on a Raven: people would not give a second look to a Raven. She did not mind lacking hands or lips... this form was, like all others, full of its own quirks and fun. Fluttering, the little raven started to take off, only to be suddenly attacked! A much bigger bird snatched the little shapeshifter from its position on her perch.
The night was silent for a good few moments... but the cry of a very, very unlucky owl broke the street's silence, followed by a crash of glass as its head went through a window on the house the changeling had perched upon. Now a monkey dangled from the awning, in front of a very broken little circle-window where it seems a large bird went in.
"Oohh ooh!" it cried, and climbed right back up on top of the building, changing once more into a very miffed looking raven. Not tonight would she be birdfood... not after last week: being eaten sucked.... and stank, and burned, for that matter. A human's cry of "BLOODY BIRDS!" and warm glow came from the newly made skylight in the person's house below, but she ignored it, this strange bird. She readied for takeoff, and leapt from the roof, swooping down onto the street far below. Batting her wings only twice to slow her descent, she became that cute rat she had seen earlier, and scurried around back of the pub.
She looked for a hobo's entrance... that is to say, a mouse entrance. She knew how to look for such openings... it was like a hobby to her: Small creatures could find ways around things that nothing bigger ever could. Shapeshifting gave her a lot of insight... animals were not simple, people were not so high up as she once believed, monsters were not scary... it gave the once-human polymorph all the help she needed, knowing that the world was a less hostile place than most believed.
The first living thing she encountered was a bug. A big bug! One she had never seen before, and it looked as if it were terrified of her. Squeaking, she became that bug... and it actually relaxed a little. Chittering at her, she tried her best to decipher its language... her body accepted the message readily... all language was, was impulses, so she could really understand anything.
"Whats a mimic doing here?" it asked. Animals caught on fast to this sort of thing. She bounced a little. "I'm exploring!" she replied cheerfully, and it calked its head at her. "My names... well, I have a lot of names... and a lot of them are not names so much as violent series of images... but you can call me um..."
"Chii" it finished her sentance. It was male, she knew. "Chii is what I name you." it said.
"Cool! Call me Chii then... Seeya!" she chimed, and started to scurry past him. He did not, however, let her pass, and juxtaposed his bulk in front of her, woking his pincers at her, making her take a step back, lest she be pinched.
"No, you don't pass until... you mate with me!" he replied. IF a bug could blush, he would be.
"Noooo... I don't really wanna, mister bug..." she said, and gave him a sad look. He was intent on it though, and tried to advance upon her. The last thing she wanted was to be raped, especially by a bug, so she grew to twice his size, with fierce pincers and gleaming red eyes, becoming satan's little beetle. "But I do wanna squish you, if you keep this up, mister bug... So shove off! I'm going through and thats that!" she chittered, and the bug ran for his life.
Reverting to mouse form, she continued on through the hobo passageways. Even bugs have crime problems, she noted. Ahead, daylight... well, lamplight, anyhow, broke, and she poked her head out into it, sniffasnuffing. It was the size of her head, this hole.... it was obviously a beetlehole, so reverting to the beetle form she had just learned, she scurried out into the light, and...
Found herself blinded. This bug was not meant to endure the light too well. Squeaking, she turned once more into a mouse, and, covering her eyes, she hid under an overturned shoe, squeaking in pain at the searing of her eyes at the terrible light. Teh bug did not like light one little bit. Blinking, her eyes shifted away the discomfort, and she sniffled a little in pain as she became a pixie. People don't squish or broom pixies. Wiping the little tears from her eyes, she began to grow curious... this was a big shoe! A boot, in fact!
The man that wore it... must have been huge... or she was really, really small. Wait... that was it. She was just tiny. Giggling just a bit, the pixie climbed from her position under the shoe, and dusted herself off. Ah, but she had attracted the attention... of something a little bigger than her current form. A feline pair of hungry eyes met hers, and her long, elfy ears drooped.
"Hello, kittie..." she murmured, and the creature licked its chops, and batted her in the face. That normally playful smack sent her reeling, and smack into the counter, bouncing her head off the woodwork, making the world spin. She could not change when the world spun like that... perhaps she would be eaten again, as unpleasant an experience as that was. She managed to squeak out for help, before the orange of the cat's fur overtook her vision, and she passed out.
Boy if I were a bit bigger right now... Chii's voice muttered in her thoughts... her conciousness was still active... even if her body was out like a light, in the cat's jaws, its prize. The big, fat orange cat named Lopside, for it's big, paralyzed tail that it dragged around, was a well known stray in this area of town, and boy had he scored a treat tonight! He could afford to flaunt it, the big, chubby cat... it was a wierd mouse! Wierd generally meant tasty to him... he was simple, he did not really care that it resembled humans: he would eat one of those too, if he could manage it... But as he strutted, the big cat, the pixie dragged behind him by its arm from his mouth, in plain view for all to see. He wanted them to see.