Vending Machine

[Ferr Windston]

You get EXTERMINATION

I insert a pen.

[Codestar7]

HAHA YES!

You get an ink-blotched tunic.

I insert a Care Bear

[Lion]

You get awesomeness.


I insert a unicorn horn.

[Tak]

You get an angry unicorn horse.

I insert a deserted Island.

[Lion]

You get empty coconuts.

I insert firewood.

[Anadwen]

you get a wooden statue.

I insert rice.

[Lion]

You get a hippo. 

I insert a toy car.

[Tak]

You get a $40 malfunctioning rusty truck.

I insert my keyboard.

[Lion]

You slapped for writing bad words.

I insert  a belt.

[Tak]

Your pants fall down.

I insert 2 kittens.

[Lion]

You get a pair of soft gloves.

I insert a puppy.

[Codestar7]

You get to stay awake every night from barking.

I insert a kiwi fruit (chinese gooseberry)

[Lion]

You get chopped nuts.

i insert a pair of handcuffs.

[Kriv]

You get an escaped convict

I insert a donkey

[Tak]

You get a mule.

I insert the mule Sir Donkey just received.

[Anadwen]

You get a kick into the head.

I insert Sakura tree blossoms.

[Brisinger987]

You get Sakuradite ore. (Somehow)

I insert a boggart.

[Tak]

You get art made from Mr Bogg

[Tak]

You get art made from Mr Bogg

I insert puneaplles. Not a typoe.

Oops, ignore the post of mine before.

[Brisinger987]

You get a note from the Grammar Nazis, describing their hatred of you for saying that.

I insert, the souls of 1000 children and 2 cats.