Vending Machine

[Tak]

You get 1002 cat-children.

I insert a large organised army.

[Brisinger987]

You get a small rabble of babies.

I insert a Rap God.

[Anadwen]

You get a Crap God.

I insert a chicken baguette.

[Codestar7]

You get crumbs.

I insert an @Anadwen

[Rhythm]

You get endless Naruto references.

I insert a hippo.

[Anadwen]

ASDFAJASDFKL ITS BLEACH! *rages*

You get hippo steaks and a bag. Wait, why do you get a bag? Stupid vending machine.

I insert a chandelier.

[Klezmer Gryphon]

You get a ghost carrying a candelabra.

I insert a fox.

[Tak]

You get stolen fox-food.

I insert an insert.

[Slightly Awkward New Guy]

The insert you inserted certainly asserted certain certanities about you getting an tresni in return.

I inserted SotH.

[Tak]

You get SotE.

I insert myself.

[Klezmer Gryphon]

You get a clone with a superiority complex and a maniacal laugh,

I insert my unfinished short story

[Tak]

You get the same unfinished short story because you're too lazy to finish it.

I insert the tilde key (~).

[Slightly Awkward New Guy]

You get `.

I insert an `.

[Klezmer Gryphon]

You get an ò

I insert the missing name for my new guild :/

[Slightly Awkward New Guy]

You get an Ash Dog. xD

I insert an OP character.

[Anadwen]

You get twelve Mary Sues, and one completely normal character that's completely tired of them.

I insert my iPod.

[Klezmer Gryphon]

You get an army of military drones

I insert a particle of Gamma radiation.

[Anadwen]

You get SO ENERGIZED! SOMEONE MUST HAVE ADDED RED-BULL INTO YOUR COFFEE!

I insert the Pacific ocean!

[Klezmer Gryphon]

You get the Ring of Fire... Played by Johnny Cash!

I insert my new thieves' guild!

[Slightly Awkward New Guy]

You get a band-aid, because sometimes thieves need to get patched up.

I insert the vending machine!