Vending Machine

[Tak]

you get a headache thinking about it.

I insert an impossible theoretical hypothetical relatively-nonexistent paradox that doesn't exist when it exists and does exist while it doesn't.

[Cronowind]

You get the stars aligning and c'thulu coming out of his city of r'lyeh, coming to visit in a relative way.

I insert World of Warcraft

[Slightly Awkward New Guy]

You get about 200 spin off games that install spyware on your computer.

I insert a lie.

[Tak]

You get the truth, which may or may not be true.

I insert the letter 't'.

[Cronowind]

You get an angry African-american man who pities the fool.

I insert a Hellboy

[Lion]

You get a prosthetic arm.

I insert a trophy wife.

[Anadwen]

You get loads of gorgeous food, a clean house and your friends jealous.

I insert a Quincy.