Vending Machine

[Anonymous]

you get a walkie-talkie. ><

I insert Listerine. :P

[Anonymous]

You get a sparkley white tooth.

I insert a person.

[Anonymous]

You hear screams from inside the machine and blood starts to trickle out

I insert maggots

[Anonymous]

Hey you stole that idea from me
meh whatever i don't actually care  8)

you get a corpse
i insert a my sense of irony

[Anonymous]

(What else would you get if you put a living creature in?)

You get a sense of dignity

I insert The Celtic Guardian!
(YuGi-Oh the Abridged ftw ^^)

[Anonymous]

You get a pair of giant hairy balls... err... Kuribohs, yes Kuribohs is what I meant. >>

I insert uncontrollable hormones. ><

[Anonymous]

You get krazi's ego
i insert some candy floss

[Anonymous]

I love Kuribohs o.O they're so adorable

You get a sheep

I insert a ball of yarn

[Anonymous]

You get a cat-massacre (because they will all follow the ball of yarn into the machine)

I insert my homework

[Anonymous]

You get a dog ^^

I insert Dr Kelso bobblehead

[Anonymous]

You get a screaming intern ^^

I insert... *hides* ... a mammoth (how on earth... yes, I know.)

[Anonymous]

You get a mammoth bobblehead keyring (i dunno why)

i insert MY EGO  :twisted:  :twisted:

[Anonymous]

You get Satan's little helper

I insert all the tea in china

[Anonymous]

....
No, not gonna say that.
....
Not that either.
....
Aaaah, crap xD
Let me try once more xD

You get... a vending machine with conscience xD

I insert Krazikiwi!!

[Anonymous]

you get the end of the world as we know it... in hi def and surround sound!!!!

I insert the krazi's ego (hehe, I love it when the world revolves around me. >>)

[Anonymous]

You get a frog with a crown about four times as big as the frog ^^
'Kiss me and I will turn gold ^^'

I insert pink fluffy handcuffs =O xD

[Anonymous]

You get a gimp outfit complete with chains and mask

I insert a big red button labeled 'do not push'

[Anonymous]

You get someone who can't read but has a habit of pushing big red buttons

i insert a...YOYO (totally random)

[Anonymous]

The toy or the chocolate biscuit?

You get...a evil chocolate teddy
"You're mother plays card games in hell"

I insert fruitcake ^^

[Anonymous]

You get a hyperactive Lyra jumping up and down.

I insert a clock.