Vending Machine

[Anonymous]

you get a watch

I insert a ninja

[Anonymous]

You get your ego on steroids

i insert ME!!

[Anonymous]

You get incredibly disgusted and freaked out by the appearance
(I mean what the hell is in that vending machine in the first place to be shooting out such crap?)
*Apologies at use of word crap*

I insert World Peace

[Anonymous]

You get world war III and IV and maeby V (the real question is why aren't YOUR vending machines shooting out all this cool stuff)

i insert a scimitar

[Anonymous]

lol, very true I should be able to put 50p in a vending machine and get a pony

You get a can opener

I insert deadly nightshade

[Anonymous]

you get the not so deadly Nightshade

I insert a drug lord

[Anonymous]

You get one tonne of cocaine

I insert a tapeworm

[Anonymous]

You get a gummy worm (eat that IF YOU DARE)

i insert a boat (don't ask me how)

[Anonymous]

You get a little dingy

I insert a joke

[Anonymous]

You get punched (punch-line)

i insert a mirror

[Anonymous]

You get a portal to Dracula's Castle

I insert vampire blood

[Anonymous]

You get normal blood

i insert my tears  :cry:  :cry:

[Anonymous]

You get a crocodile

I insert an abstract concept

[Anonymous]

you get realism. ><

I insert a rainbow. :P

[Anonymous]

You get 7 tins of paint

I insert a tin of sky blue pink with yellow dots paint

[Anonymous]

you get my rainbow... thief!!

I insert a millennium item. ><

[Anonymous]

You get the three god cards

I insert the three dragons

[Anonymous]

You get annoyed as the machine swallows your best card  :twisted:

I insert a corpse

[Anonymous]

You get Zombie boy!

I insert Superman in a body bag (man I hate that arrogant tw*t)

[Anonymous]

You get Lois Lane! Who isn't at all happy with you!

I insert...a...pirate!