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Started by Anonymous, October 09, 2009, 04:35:44 PM

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Anonymous

You can say anything in this game, but it must be in the form of a haiku: five syllables, then 7 syllables, then another 5 syllables.

Haikus can be fun
although I always must count
all the syllables.

Anonymous

I am not good at
this. I may not continue.
Refrigerator.

Anonymous

Why is there a fridge
in the haiku you just wrote?
Is there ice cream there?

Anonymous

It usually smells really bad
Comes out of your anus so sad.
Called Poop for comic relief.

Anonymous

Ric is very bad.
He should learn to be proper
Or he'll drown at sea.

Also dude, wtf, that wasn't even close to a haiku. Really man.

Lion

A good haiku does
Not have to follow the rules.
Just has to be good.




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Anonymous

You are just trying
to stretch the rules because you
cannot write haikus.

Anonymous

I used to vent in
haiku over AIM when I
worked for the paper.

:)

Lion

Fight rigidity
Of a standard tradition
And you will be free.




Like to kill mages?  Join the Order!
The Order of St. Agratha

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Desert Valley Nights
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"Go into battle determined to die and you will survive.  Go into battle hoping to live and surely you shall not." -Bushido proverb
"Life is a series of dogs." -George Carlin
"We must view with profound respect the infinite capacity of the human mind to resist the introduction of useful knowledge." -Thomas R. Lounsbury
"If a cosmic tree falls in the universal forest and nobody is evolved enough to hear it, does it make a sound?" -Unknown

Anonymous

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.

Anonymous

That is the haiku
That I forgot when I said
Refrigerator.

Lion

The bottomline is
That refrigerators are
A-M-A-Zuh-ing.




Like to kill mages?  Join the Order!
The Order of St. Agratha

Help Rebuild Connlaoth from the ashes of war!
The Red Legion

Jump in the water's fine!
Desert Valley Nights
Wrong Turn

"Go into battle determined to die and you will survive.  Go into battle hoping to live and surely you shall not." -Bushido proverb
"Life is a series of dogs." -George Carlin
"We must view with profound respect the infinite capacity of the human mind to resist the introduction of useful knowledge." -Thomas R. Lounsbury
"If a cosmic tree falls in the universal forest and nobody is evolved enough to hear it, does it make a sound?" -Unknown

Anonymous

I'm glad I could help
I've a pic that goes with it.
Refrigerator.

Anonymous

Lion you cheated
With that there last haiku line.
I'm off to sleep now.

Anonymous

All you guys are weird.
I should really be posting
but my brain is mush.

Lion

Mush is so darn gross.
I hope for your sake it's not
Dripping from your ears.




Like to kill mages?  Join the Order!
The Order of St. Agratha

Help Rebuild Connlaoth from the ashes of war!
The Red Legion

Jump in the water's fine!
Desert Valley Nights
Wrong Turn

"Go into battle determined to die and you will survive.  Go into battle hoping to live and surely you shall not." -Bushido proverb
"Life is a series of dogs." -George Carlin
"We must view with profound respect the infinite capacity of the human mind to resist the introduction of useful knowledge." -Thomas R. Lounsbury
"If a cosmic tree falls in the universal forest and nobody is evolved enough to hear it, does it make a sound?" -Unknown

Anonymous

Mm, tasty haikus
from the refrigerator.
They taste like ice cream.

Lion

Are they really sweet?
Or are they super sour?
A lemon ice-cream.




Like to kill mages?  Join the Order!
The Order of St. Agratha

Help Rebuild Connlaoth from the ashes of war!
The Red Legion

Jump in the water's fine!
Desert Valley Nights
Wrong Turn

"Go into battle determined to die and you will survive.  Go into battle hoping to live and surely you shall not." -Bushido proverb
"Life is a series of dogs." -George Carlin
"We must view with profound respect the infinite capacity of the human mind to resist the introduction of useful knowledge." -Thomas R. Lounsbury
"If a cosmic tree falls in the universal forest and nobody is evolved enough to hear it, does it make a sound?" -Unknown

Anonymous

Most of them are sweet
but if you don't follow rules
then they taste like crap.

Lion

Toilet paper is
The world's greatest invention.
Without it, you die.




Like to kill mages?  Join the Order!
The Order of St. Agratha

Help Rebuild Connlaoth from the ashes of war!
The Red Legion

Jump in the water's fine!
Desert Valley Nights
Wrong Turn

"Go into battle determined to die and you will survive.  Go into battle hoping to live and surely you shall not." -Bushido proverb
"Life is a series of dogs." -George Carlin
"We must view with profound respect the infinite capacity of the human mind to resist the introduction of useful knowledge." -Thomas R. Lounsbury
"If a cosmic tree falls in the universal forest and nobody is evolved enough to hear it, does it make a sound?" -Unknown