"Oh my God!" Faolán burst into laughter at Killian's horror, so earnest, so genuine, and had to flop down onto the bed to keep from falling over from giggles. Side lady fantasies?! And that red-faced shock at being teased about his love life. He wheezed, gasping for air between laughter. "Don't ya know it! I've got a whole harem on the side! Fantasy shmantasy, everyone wants a tumble in my tent!"
And suddenly, not for the first time since seeing him, he was struck by how much he'd missed Killian. He'd known it all along, of course, but now that he was here, now that they were teasing each other again...
His chest ached from more than just laughter at the thought, the realization that this was real.
With a final gasping sigh, Faolán rolled over onto his back with his head hanging off the bed, peering up at Killian upside-down with his hair falling around his face. "But really. I'm kinda a big deal around these parts." And he winked. "I pay the brothel girls extra to keep up my rep."