Sleeping in a high tree in the woods seemed like such a good idea at the time, so high animals couldn't get to you, and you could enjoy a nice smooth slightly chilled breeze at higher altitudes. Nothing to disturb his slumber, and for once one of his ideas didn't backfire. Of course, that was the illusion of assumption for something was about to awake Ira.
A small brown furry creature strolled its way onto the branch it's small black eyes took in the strange furless beast laying on his territory, blocking it's entry into it's stash of nuts gathered through the forest. Now, to say the least this squirrel was very pissed. How dare this fur less animal take it's food for itself? Just climb up, and take all the food it worked for! The squirrel's tail spiked up in the air as it's hind legs sprung from the tree bark it's agile body landing square in the center of Ira's face.
At first Ira just felt something warm on his face, which by itself would of freaked him out, but he was still half-asleep. What fully got his attention was the squirrel digging it's claws into his face quite rapidly tearing at his face. Ira quickly stood waving his arms as he shouted in a muffled voice, "AHHHHHH! GET OFF OF ME! WHATEVER YOU ARE!"
His feet stumbled over one another as the squirrel relinquished it's claws from Ira's scratched cheeks, and it just kind of stared at him for a moment, before turning tail into a knot-hole in the tree. Ira laughed as he looked at the squirrel, "TAKE THAT YOU BUSHY-TAILED RAT!"
Then he noticed the branch was over there, and he wasn't on it, a quick glance down, before gravity took effect his body barreling down from the sky. He was screaming at this point as he fell, "LOOK OUT BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
There was a loud crackling sound of leaves, and broken twigs as his body landed imprinted firmly on a posion ivy bush, then into the dirt. Anybody who would of saw the fall had to believe this man was dead, but in about ten seconds he sat back up risen from the dead without a scratch on him. Yet, still flithy, and soon to be very itchy.