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Black Cat

Information traveled fast in a city where shadows had eyes and walls had ears. Word on the street was one self-proclaimed lord Gabriel Virias had recently acquired a letter with sensitive information regarding one of the church's bishops. Scandalous, outright heretical words penned by the bishop himself supposedly dotted the piece of paper, along the bishop's name and seal. Lord Virias likely intended to expand his influence by holding the bishop by his holy balls via blackmail, but a crafty sneak able to liberate the letter would undoubtedly make bank. Big animals like the parties involved were dangerous, yet extremely profitable to cross. Virias was known for his ties to the thieves' guild and it came as no surprise no local thief dared to cross the man. Independents, on the other hand...

One such freelance thief, a young half-elf, planned to abscond with said letter and poof before the 'lord' and his cronies turned the city upside down. The knife-ear's plan was nothing less than to squeeze the holy man for as much as she could and sell the letter back to Virias before the mobster-turned-lord sicked half the continent against her. It sounded easy in her head, but rather than worry about the after-robbery part, the girl's thoughts were currency pre-occupied by the break-in itself. The lord's mansion at Skinflint's Hill was bound to be stacked with valuables and guards alike. And as luck would have it, the new lord had called a masquerade ball for tonight, intent to weasel his way among the nobility.

A perfect opportunity for a thief.

Too perfect to miss, in fact, forcing the half-elven scoundrel to act fast. Over the past few days, she had mulled everything over and eventually, her mind had hatched a suitable plan or two.

Caslawen knew she lacked the posh manners and refined speech necessary to make it as a noble guest. That, and she had never heard of half-elven nobles. She knew, however, where her kind thrived; among the servants of noble lords and ladies. Short on staff for the upcoming event, the mansion was quick to hire almost any pair of hands. Especially if said pair of hands belonged to Eleanor, a thoroughly domesticated half-elf maid with excellent references; young half-elf maidens were always in high demand. Forging a foreign certificate and references gave Cas little trouble, especially since nobody bothered to check them up close. The same went for acquiring the same sort of outfit as she had seen on the servants from Virias manor.

Right now, with hours left to waste, she sat at the Speared Boar tavern. Still clad in a combination of leather and hide, she gave the appearance of a poacher rather than the maid she was to become. Soft, wistful tunes of a lute echoed through the establishment for the few customers within. Paying it no mind, Cas studied a makeshift map before her with an attentive gaze. Laid on the sturdy wooden table and inscribed on a discarded piece of paper, the map represented her only clue to the mansion's layout. Its accuracy was dubious at best as it had originated from the intoxicated mind of a drunken guard, but it beat going in completely blind.

A hand went to brush a strand of brown hair from her face before she perched her chin in a palm, resting the elbow against the table's frame and drawing a sigh. A bit of a hairball as far as her haircut went, the youngster didn't know whether to try and tame her thick, dark hair straight or leave it in its natural state. The teenage thief recalled how lower and upper social classes alike obsessed over the right and proper hair styling befitting their station but for the life of her could not remember the specifics. 

*clink*

The familiar sound of a metal coin colliding with a wooden surface snapped her out of it. With a blink, Cas' scarlet gaze tore away from the map and scrutinized her surroundings for the source of the sound. She wouldn't say no to a purse full of silver if the opportunity presented itself.
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-=| ~Akayuki~ | ~Caslawen~ | ~Genevieve~ |=-
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wandering_giraffe

Rowan was dead tired. After performing for no less than three different events, he was ready to find a soft bed and sleep for a week. Or two.
His clothes would not be out of place at a masquerade. He always dressed vibrantly, preferring bright colors and vibrant outfits to the drab he sees Connlaothians wear.
The Speared Boar tavern caught his attention and he walked in, heading to the bar, violin slung over his back, and sitting languidly on a bar stool, taking off his ridiculously huge feather hat and digging into it.
He finally found what he was looking for and dropped a metal coin onto the counter.
"Barkeep! A glass of ale if you would, I'm absolutely parched!"

Black Cat

Her hearing had proven to be excellent and Cas smirked under her breath.

A short, almost child-sized man, perhaps a halfling, had entered the tavern and asked for a glass at the bar. Caslawen's eyes instinctively inspected the massive hat, too large for such a small person, a glimmer of greed twinkling beneath her scarlet orbs. Upon confirmation that he, indeed, was the source of the clinking coin, the teenage thief scrutinized his apparel and mentally guessed the man's station and wealth. As she did so, a semi-clean glass of good ale thudded before the bard, the barkeep not uttering a word as he pocketed the coin and went after his business again, disappearing behind the door reserved for staff.

The queer apparel he donned, most noticeably the excessively large hat, suggested the halfling's destination to be the masquerade. A bold choice. The well-taken-care of violin on his back said he had been hired to entertain the rich people there. And being hired by rich people equaled good profits, good profits meant lots of coin stuffed in the purse, and a heavy purse invited pickpockets like the half-elf brunette. An expression of feigned disinterest crept into her face and Cas proceeded to gawk about at nothing in particular, if only to look occupied and not sound the short man's inner alarms. An occasional glance his way and once the half-elf felt certain he had not uncovered her nefarious intentions, she rose from her seat and turned his way.

"Oh wow, what a beautiful lute!" Cas called out excitedly, purposely naming the instrument wrong. Soundless, methodical steps of her soft-soled boots brought her closer to the halfling. Mildly aware she looked like a common thug while clad in her leather armor, even with the pretty face of hers, Cas beamed a charming smile and grasped her hands together. "Are you going to play at lord Virias' place tonight, sir? What a coincidence, I'm a servant there myself! Perhaps I'll get to hear you play?"

The huge smile on her face looked as friendly as it seemed genuine, alas, like the barrage of words, it served as nothing other than a distraction. On the wooden floorboards, Cas' feet shuffled closer ever so slightly to close the gap between them. A hand briskly shot toward the violin on his back, gently touching its body.

"Is it ebony? Wait, no! Spruce!"
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-=| ~Akayuki~ | ~Caslawen~ | ~Genevieve~ |=-
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wandering_giraffe

Rowan drank the ale, wrinkling his nose at the taste.

Someone called his precious violin a lute.
He turned toward the offending comment, still with the glass raised to his lips, and slowly set the glass down.
"A lute...no no no my young lady, this is a violin."

Rowan merely nodded his head at the lady's question about him playing at Lord Viras's palace.
"I hope you shall get to hear me play," he said, swirling the ale around in the glass.
The girl drew closer and Rowan just watched, almost with an air of suspicion. But the way she smiled signaled she was of no threat.

"Oh, the violin? It's actually a mixture of spruce and maple."
 He bowed slightly, sweeping his hat off in the process and gently setting it on a neighboring barstool.
"My name is Rowan. I don't believe I caught your name?"


Black Cat

"I am Eleanor, good sir," the half-elf lied without a single treacherous twitch in her face. A non-elven name, picked for that very purpose; domesticated half-elves usually called themselves human names to better blend into human society. "Forgive my lack of proper attire. Tonight is an important event and I cannot risk it getting sullied."

At that moment, the young scoundrel had turned into an actress, and the whole interaction into a rehearsal of the role she intended to play later. 'Eleanor' bent in the knees and bowed her head, then grasped the nonexistent skirt in between her fingers and held it out from her body in a curtsy. A proud smile brightened in her expression, for she had practiced the motion a hundred times. As far as introductions went, she was able to nail the part.

In a daring move, she moved to the stool, swiping the large hat and planting it on top of her head as she perched herself atop the chair. A mischievous grin tugged at the corners of her lips as she observed the halfling opposite of her.

"Such a strange hat! Are you from far away, sir Rowan?" 'Eleanor' questioned and leaned closer to him from her seat, her voice a conspiratory whisper. "Did lord Virias pay for your trip? I heard he invited the best of the best to make an impression and become a real noble!"

She cast a sideways glance at each side as if to see if nobody listened.

"I am not one for rumors, but have you heard about the blackmail letter lord Virias supposedly keeps someplace in his mansion?"
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-=| ~Akayuki~ | ~Caslawen~ | ~Genevieve~ |=-
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wandering_giraffe

Rowan watched with amusement as she grabbed the hat and placed it on her own head.
"It is not a strange hat. It's a beautiful hat. Full of color, vibrant, and the most important thing," and he gently lifted it off her head and placed it on his own, "is it's comfortable."
"I wander. I've been almost everywhere! But sadly, Lord Virias did not pay for my trip. But, no need, it was not much of an issue, I had more than enough to cover the travel expenses."
He finished his ale and set the empty glass down on the counter.
"A blackmail letter you say? Only in legends. I don't think he would keep a blackmail letter where people could steal it. Besides, rumors are good for publicity."
He stood up, leaving a tip for the barkeep and bowing once more to Eleanor.
"It was a pleasure to meet you. I must be going now!" And he adjusted his satchel and his violin, and with a wave, sauntered out of the building.

Black Cat

More than enough to cover his travel expenses.

A priceless piece of information for those who made a living by taking what they needed from others.

The young half-elf felt her muscles flex and a fresh dose of adrenaline course in her veins. A hand opened, ready to make a grabbing motion and retreat. But it stayed. The promise of coins sang to Caslawen's mind and only her sense of caution prevented her from reaching toward the satchel on his person as he got up and turned around.

"See you at the party, sir Rowan!" 'Eleanor' waved back with a thick smile, which she dropped the moment he turned around. Her scarlet eyes nonchalantly turned to the coins so carelessly discarded and left all alone. Finders keepers, right? A hand snaked over the bar and the tip meant for the barkeep vanished within one of Caslawen's numerous concealed pouches.

The half-elven thief trotted inside her room at the inn. On the terribly uncomfortable bed laid the pristine maid outfit donned by servants. Caslawen changed into it, throwing her leather garb on the bed, albeit not before hiding all of her savings under a loose floorboard. 

Being a thief did not prevent one from getting robbed when away. 

Inside the clothes, the half-elf packed the necessary papers to prove her forged identity. She fluffed up her hair, straightened her posture, and put on an innocent smile.

Eleanor was born and had a party to attend.
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-=| ~Akayuki~ | ~Caslawen~ | ~Genevieve~ |=-
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wandering_giraffe

Well, she was nice, Rowan thought to himself as he walked to catch a carriage to Lord Virias's palace.
When the carriage arrived, he took his hat off and stepped in, setting his hat down and putting his violin on his lap.
The drive to Lord Virias's place gave him ample time to think. The kind of music nobility wanted was always the superficial, fun types of music. No slow, thought provoking ballads for them.
When he arrived, a footman escorted him to the entrance, where people were already beginning to arrive.
He grinned and walked up the grand staircase in front of the palace, going into the grand hall where the masquerade would be held. Rowan spotted the maestro and made his way over to him, taking his backpack and setting it down.
He got his bow out and tuned his violin, the grand hall starting to quiet down.
Lord Virias announced Rowan, and Rowan bowed dramatically. Then Rowan put his violin up to his shoulder and played three rousing, lively tunes, all in a row.
The orchestra played a much slower song to give Rowan a break, and he sighed, setting his violin down and deciding to walk over to the drink area.

Black Cat

"No, don't touch that!"

"Put that bottle down!"

"Don't touch that plate, come back here! Come back here!"

"Go right, left, no no, that's the ballroom!"

"It's too sweet, this wine is too sweet, pour me another one, not that one, the other one!"

Cas soon understood why she had never stuck with an honest job. Every servant from the lowest janitor to the personal butler had their plate full and the moment they started their required task, a commanding voice called upon them to do something else on the other side of the mansion. It was complete chaos, but such an environment fostered opportunity for those with grabby hands.

Every now and then a piece of silver cutlery or even a coin purse carelessly dangling on the belt of a guest disappeared within the hem of her long skirt. Said items were disposed of within one of the trash bins, from which they would be dumped outside with other garbage. The half-elf knew all too well all servants and helping hands would be thoroughly checked at the end of the night for possession of ill-gotten items.

The long skirt had also managed to disguise her filthy boots tapping over the polished stone and digging into the lush carpets as she casually strolled among the guests, her step silent, unheard, unlike the terrible click-clacking shoes of others.

Her goal was the upper floor, if only because access there had been restricted. During the pretense of performing her maidly duties, Cas had observed the posh surroundings with the experienced sight of a thief. Chimneys, crawl spaces, dumbwaiters – all convenient ways up without the need to use the tightly guarded stairs.

She only needed to find the right path and the right moment to slip away unnoticed.

And then her crimson eyes spied a short, familiar figure. Quickly, the false maid seized one of the plates full of glasses bubbling with champagne and carried it over to the short bard.

"Ah, sir Rowan!" The half-elf called enthusiastically as she strolled from behind. "Are you having a good time, sir? Would you like a drink?"

Cas bent in the knees slightly and lowered the tray to allow Rowan to grab a glass.
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-=| ~Akayuki~ | ~Caslawen~ | ~Genevieve~ |=-
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wandering_giraffe

Rowan smiled and took a glass from the tray Cas offered.
"Oh yes, the best time! This lord has been quite generous. I don't have to play the rest of the evening! And thank you, for the drink. I was beginning to feel rather parched."
He looked around for a second.
"You know, I was hearing rumors about this so called 'letter'". He set the empty glass back on the tray.
"I'm beginning to get a bit interested in it myself. The opportunity is rather tempting."