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~Altas Verde~
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Beryl Feyal:
High Lady of Altas Verde. Only twelve years old, so ruling her province isn't easy for her. She's a living lie detector- which is actually kinda overpowered considering she's in politics.

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Amitai Feigenbaum:
Beryl's slimy political advisor. Genuinely unlikable with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Sings villain songs when he's alone.
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Susie Rainfeather:
Student at Wyrdwood Academy. Big ball of nerves. Has suicidal thoughts.

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Arthur Clearwater:
Lazy student with zero motivation. Has the potential to become a walking dues ex machina when he grows up. Betrothed to Beryl Feyal, though he doesn't know yet.

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Vincent Negroponte
Vincent's not useless! He can do all sorts of things, just you wait and see!

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Juniper Whitechalk
A creepy talent scout hunting for... something. Comes from a legendarily strong family, and expects to be treated as such.

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Basil Whitechalk
A young boy who can grant wishes! Reading his "Magic/Abilities" section on his profile will make your brain hurt. Incredibly sheltered, and would really like to go on an adventure someday.

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Molly Starklein
Washed-up soldier trying to relive her glory days. Older than she looks.

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Apirka Lierre
Priestess of Myyla living in Seren. Moral busybody, pokes her nose in everybody's business

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Fiorina
Kulshedra slave owned by Juniper. Was burned as a child, and has an intense fear of fire to this day.

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Rosemary Whitechalk
Matriarch of the Whitechalk family. Has anger issues. Can literally grow money on trees.

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~Serendipity~
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Clarisse Aldenshine:
Private detective based in Maestoso, Tiriel. Her backstory has driven her to alcoholism. Would be great for mystery threads.

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Ruth Desmond:
Butter witch. Runs a milk company in Featherfall, and has a monopoly on all dairy products in the province. She'd make a good villain in a political/economic intrigue plot.

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Wallace Hope:
Pacifist who wants to prove to the world that necromancy isn't evil. His dad was an infamous warlock who your character has likely heard of. He's a big dork.

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Alabaster Zinc
Professor of Disenchantment at Wyrdwood Academy. Always grumpy. Doesn't actually teach students, just takes naps.

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Maggie Fen-Breath:
Magister of Black Magic at Wyrdwood Academy. A romantic at heart. Doesn't eat kids.

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Lulu Von Grimmelshausen:
Fourth year student at Wyrdwood. Oddball. Has mind control powers.

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Dorothy Summers:
Professor of "Magic Tricks" at Wyrdwood Academy. Has no real magic, and looks down on people who do.

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Beatrix Evans:
A lying snitch. Do not trust this character.

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Aahva Chatterjee:
Thirteen-year-old bully. Abuse victim. He will call your character names, you've been warned.

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Plutonius Kingshield:
Oh my god, he is so cool! I wanna be just like him!

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Obedience Barebone:
A very chilled out girl with plans of world domination. Member of the Broken Seal at Wyrdwood Academy.

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Adrien Ajurrem
A magical bug catcher working at Wyrdwood. Low-key kinda creepy.

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Sigilwig Von Merkatz
Reclusive Adhara living in Northwatch. No sense of self-worth. Surprisingly patriotic.

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Darryn Zendarium
Naive idiot who wants to overthrow Jadenshine's ruling family. Easily taken advantage of, would make a great pawn in a political intrigue plot.

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Job Greenhill
A slimy lawyer from Jadenshine. Incapable of feeling shame.

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Marissa Wagner
Owner of The Maestoso Manifesto, a popular gossip rag from Tirial.

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Dominique Cazerne
A determined young woman who wants to change the world!

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Priscilla Kingshield
A young girl given a seemingly impossible task. Student at Wyrdwood Academy

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~Connlaoth~
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Ludwig Von Musel:
Grumpy old military historian. He's very lonely, but he's also an asshole so making friends is difficult for him. Some kind of military themed plot would do wonders for him.

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ALICE FURY:
Basically a high fantasy electric guitarist. He's an extreme anarchist, and commits Weather Underground style terrorist attacks in the name of his ideology. Someday he's going to challenge the Grand Duke to a music battle.

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Gwendolyn Mittermeyer:
Famous war hero with PTSD. 100% pure good. Children pretend to be her when they play make-believe. Really wants the war to end so she can retire.

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Hertz Griswald:
Rich guy going through a mid-life crisis. He pretends he's a cowboy now, but he doesn't actually herd cattle- he just wears a hat and carries a lasso.

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King Manfred
The true and honest King of Connlaoth. Do not believe anything written on Grand Duke Calent's profile- it's all lies.

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Ursula Schönkopf:
Ursula is not a witch.

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Adharah Braunschweig
Nine-year-old training to be a White Lily. Idolizes any and all female soldiers she meets.

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Dee-Dee Mecklinger:
Adhara with a massive range. Atheist. Just wants to go home.

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Fonzo Von Lohengramm:
Ten year old mage (Shhh! It's a secret!). Will deliver letters for money. Loves Ansgar, and donates his earnings to the church.

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Father Perry:
A kindhearted priest. Secretly hates the Grand Duke and the war.

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~Adela~

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Sequoia
Wood nymph who turned her tree into a mecha so she could fight deforestation. Leads a commune of nature spirits in the Draconi Forest, and will protect them with her life if need be.

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Danny Fluentez And Matchitisiw:
A rich kid and a bandit on a treasure hunt! Both have issues. Can only be threaded together.

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Krahsna:
Orc shaman who's forced to talk to the ghost of her kid brother every day as part of her job. Slowly going insane. Somebody give her a hug, please,

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~Thanatos~

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Uttara Vaishnavi:
Parasitic insect colony controlling the body of a suicide victim. Surprisingly, she/they aren't all that villainous.
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~Zantaric~

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Hildegarde Von Musel:
Just your friendly neighborhood magical girl gang leader! Leads an organization that commits crimes with the power of friendship. Ridiculously overpowered. If you need a "lesser evil" in your plot, she's the character for you.

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Griselda:
Mute thug with hidden depths, and Hildegarde Von Musel's right hand woman. She works well in almost any plot as long as it isn't too dialogue heavy.

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Ignatius Pratt:
Teenager who does most of his shopping at whatever the medieval equivalent of Hot Topic is. Would like to be seen as a cool badass, but is more liable comes off as an edgy tryhard. Works best as a foil to more serious characters and threads. Ignatius comes packaged with his pet bird, Carolina.

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Carolina:
Small bird with a big secret. Don't take anything she says too personally. Carolina can only communicate with Ignatius, and will appear in any thread he does.

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Taza Faah and Randal Barlow:
Responsible drug dealer and her excitable apprentice. Both self-identify as "bad guys". Can be threaded together or separately.

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Sarah Whitechalk:
Assassin who doesn't actually assassinate people. She just kinda... hangs around doing nothing.

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Terrence Limethroat:
Forgettable teenager working as a spy. Hildegarde's boyfriend. Very endearing, and surprisingly badass.

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Porcelina Juárez:
Starving artist who joined Hildegarde's gang to pay the bills. Very small and very angry. Her paintings can teleport people.

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Joan O'Reilly
Scumbag trying to become a (marginally) better person. Tough as nails. Has a stand persona fighting spirit named "Teenage Wasteland".

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Tiffany Starbrite:
The sweetest person you will ever meet. Has cleaning magic. Likes braiding hair and painting nails.

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Kauzlarich Von Appenzeller
Cursed man working as an interrogator. Cowardly piece of shit.

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Something that lives in the woods
A spooky shapeshifter living in the forest surrounding Zantaric. The subject of many scary stories. Slowly starving to death because everybody knows how to deal with her now.

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~Hyoite~
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Ahnah Nanurjuk
A mother fighting to avenge her husband and son. Very unfriendly, and probably won't warm up to your character no matter how hard they try.
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~Essyrn~

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Tarkus
Self-aware monster guarding an ancient temple. Very meta, likes to talk about what he considers "proper storytelling" a lot.
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~Kishahn~

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Tsijiari:
The hero of a prophecy that isn't real. Super serious all the time. Still just a kid, and wishes he actually got a chance to be one.
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~Yorieq~
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Tuyet
Priestess of Koa who takes issue with her island's culture. Probably has a point, but she's an asshole so nobody listens to her.
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~Rulastinia~
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Robuhara Junichiro
The King of Rulastinia. He has very low approval ratings.
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~Wanderers~

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Eckhart Von Musel:
Grumpy healer with self esteem issues. Works well with almost any character. Technically in Hyoite, but he's on a big quest so he's effectively a wanderer. Eckhart has a very rigid timeline, so if you wanted to thread with him we'd need to work out exactly when and where it takes place.

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Belladonna:
Eckhart's familiar. She's dragging him on a quest to save her first master's soul from a wicked fey. She normally appears in any thread Eckhart does, but if you had an idea for a solo thread you can always PM me.

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Archibald Pewett and his Replica Golem:
Scumbag whose golem can become a clone of anybody. He's kinda gimmicky.

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Hoss:
Teenage adventurer who fights evil for fun. She'd be good in a lighthearted adventure story.

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Emilia Black-Hearth:
Yes, that one. She used to be really powerful, but now she's normal and she doesn't know how to deal with that.

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Rat:
A rat trying to figure out why it's sentient. It has laser pointer eyes.

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TJ
Portal repairman who hates his job. He's a really, really nice guy. Due to the nature of his job, he can be literally anywhere the plot needs him to be.

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Dusty Bonecrusher:
Runaway pixie prince who's trying to make it as a mercenary. He's not very good at it. Speaks inna piktsy accent, y'ken?

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Sasha:
Anthropomorphic personification of imagination. Nothing more really needs to be said about her.

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Ezekiel:
Talking vulture who fights zombies for justice. Has a dark past. He's pretty cool.

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Makoa
A chronicler! He loves stories, and writes down each one he hears. He might change them a little bit though...

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Khronen Vysorak
A Starstrider who's trying very hard to find her resonance. 
she's had me in her basement for weeks oh god please send help
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Lord Chester Cornfield VII
Just read the profile.
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