Spirits of the Earth

Serendipity => Coastal Serendipity => Topic started by: pin on September 05, 2012, 05:05:56 PM

Title: Crabs for Sale!
Post by: pin on September 05, 2012, 05:05:56 PM
"Crabs for sale, Crabs for sale!" Announced Avip trying to sell the same crabs as she was this morning. Why are all of these people just walking by. They should be buying these crabs she thought I guess I might as well just close up shop if no one shows up in five minutes.
Title: Re: Crabs for Sale!
Post by: Turtleguy1 on September 05, 2012, 05:12:01 PM
Eos was walking down the streets when he noticed a woman taking down shop. He walks up to her and says, "Hello Madame," in a sly voice.
Title: Re: Crabs for Sale!
Post by: pin on September 05, 2012, 05:14:47 PM
"Hello sir would you like to buy some crabs? They are fresh from this morning!" Avip said as she saw her chance to sell some of her crabs and get a profit.
Title: Re: Crabs for Sale!
Post by: Turtleguy1 on September 05, 2012, 05:18:04 PM
Eos pulls a knife and holds it to Avips neck. "Give me all your money," Eos exclaimed as he pulled the knife closer to her neck.
Title: Re: Crabs for Sale!
Post by: pin on September 05, 2012, 05:23:57 PM
"Never!" She scolded as she kicked her leg back and hit him square in his goblin balls.
Title: Re: Crabs for Sale!
Post by: Turtleguy1 on September 05, 2012, 05:25:57 PM
"Ow," Eos screamed. His knife fell to the ground and he collapsed onto the counter.
Title: Re: Crabs for Sale!
Post by: pin on September 05, 2012, 05:31:01 PM
Avip took her knife from her belt and put it to the back of the goblin's neck. "Now you are going to buy some crabs and they will be extra expensive for a thief like you!" Avip Lectured, "I was going to give you a really good deal on these too because they will go bad over night anyway!"
Title: Re: Crabs for Sale!
Post by: Turtleguy1 on September 05, 2012, 05:33:45 PM
"Look I'm sorry I really am, I'm just poor and lonely and just wanted to get a little extra food for my family," stated Eos.
Title: Re: Crabs for Sale!
Post by: pin on September 05, 2012, 05:37:46 PM
"Hey don't lie to me. If you wanted to get a little extra food then why would you ask for my money," Avip explained, "I read people for a living I can tell when you are lying."
Title: Re: Crabs for Sale!
Post by: Turtleguy1 on September 05, 2012, 05:40:14 PM
Eos kicks and punches until he had broke free from Avip's grip. He made a break for it. He ran as fast as his legs could carry him.