There was this guy who really had to get somewhere but his car broke down down right in front of a church. So he goes into the church and asks the pastor if he had anything he could use to get somewhere. The pastor said he had a donkey out back you could use so you follow the pastor out side and he tells you when you say 'halleluiah' the donkey goes when you say 'amen' the donkey stops so you say 'halleluiah' and the donkey starts. So after about an hour of going along you notice you are coming up to the edge of a cliff so forgetting to say 'amen' you start sayin everything you can think of that means stop. But the donkey won't stop so you say a quick prayer and end it with 'amen' the donkey stops..........right..................at.....the..........edge...of...the....cliff.............
You are so happy you Scream out 'HALLELUIAH'
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