[1]Me, practicing my diving routine after the recent snowfall.
...Okay, so not
really. Don't wanna steal Lion's scene. Here's the *real* me, practicing for an upcoming dance rehearsal:
[2]Okay,
okay. Sorry about that. ^_^;;
THIS is me:
[3]Yes, I have no skin color (not really) and yes I am holding a chaos emerald / chunk of kryptonite (also not really). My superpowers include liberal applications of Photoshop and backlighting. Also, I'm super-lucky. How do I know?
[4]Because the amazing young woman kidnapping me in that photo is my very amazing, very British girlfriend. You all know her as Painterlee, btw.
And now, singing pirates.
Just because.
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