"Are you really Rory's boyfriend?" a student asked just outside the girl's door.
For the sake of "playing along," Epirus nodded in concurrence. "Yes, young lad," he said calmly. "For a long time, at that."
"L-Long time?" the boy outside asked skeptically. "Just how long are we talking?"
"Well, we have been lovers for at least twenty years now," Epirus lied, not really understanding the concept of age amongst humans.