If you were to plot World Domination

[Anonymous]

This stems from randomness in a certain Welcome Wagon post o.O

Basically if you were to try and take over the world...
- How would you do it
- What would your armies consist of
- What countries would you most want and why
- How would you rule the world once you'd conquered it

If I were to take over the world I would rent some flying monkeys from Woody, call forth my demon rabbits and command them atop cammels.
     The countries I would most want are Japan, Germany and Australia (for camel racing and kangaroo boxing ^^)
     Once I had the world under my control I would make MTRianism the national religion and everyone must worship as the one true goddess ^^

[Anonymous]

First it would be simple. I would start by political dissension of large countries. USA, Germany, Russia, UK, France, Japan. Those countries would be put into utter disarray when civil wars started. After those were quelled I would put my advisers in charge of each nation, getting them in on platforms that appeal to everyone. I would dissolve their senates and what not, making my advisers complete leaders of the countries with very little opposition. They would step down and leave me in charge of each one, changing the rules of each country so I was able to. With these nations under my command, I would start a war that would lead to the rest of the free world coming under my rule. The nations would be united under one flag, under one person, and under one rule. Rule being my own, not like...There are no rules rule. That's stupid. After that, it would be Iron Fist. If you don't accept the nations, you are simply killed. No second chances, no nothing. I'm not gonna let you rise up with your resistances. Then I would start uniting the industries under one command. Steel Makers, Quarries, Agricultural, which would in turn lower the cost and production if all companies work together.

After global prosperity becomes a dream come true, I would then take to technological research, having specific groups of scientists working under certain projects. Teleportation, Space Travel, Renewable Resource, Terraforming, World Regression (Which would be in essence restoring the natural resources of our world).

I'd let people worship who they wanted, under the sole conditions that no one is killed for their religion, no one suicides, nothing. Also Scientology would probably be under heavy scrutiny. No cults would survive very long. Unless it's a suicide cult then I'll give them their own high security island to be monitored on. Just in case they don't follow through.

If that all fails, nuclear winter.

[Anonymous]

I'm slightly scared at how well thought out that is...

Should I submit to you now or later? o.O

[Anonymous]

Now would be a lot better, because if not I might need to shoot you later.

[Anonymous]

- How would you do it

haha, a good thing you ask, I use brainwashing and mass hypnosis tactics, with some conspiracies thrown in for good measure... otherwise, I would simply run DNA mutations on myself, turning into an unstoppable super villain. :twisted: (the rest simply falls into place, so there's no complicated political insurgence and no unnecessary bloodshed... unless I go with the super villain idea, then I make no guarantees. :P)

- What would your armies consist of

mwahahahaha, my ego is bigger than any army. >>

- What countries would you most want and why

eh? If I'm taking over the world what does it matter?... but I suppose anywhere with lots of chocolate. :P

- How would you rule the world once you'd conquered it

ruling is just too much hassle, when I got to this stage I would simply vanish, taking a bunch of cute people with me and living in bliss and ignorance for the rest of my life... at least until I decided to take over the world again. ><

[Anonymous]

The plan is simple.  I use science to give me the powers of Superman, and then I go to each and every world leader and tell them to bow to my will or I kill them.  Those that submit are left alive and those that don't are killed.  I repeat this process until the world gives up and lays itself at my feet.  Then I impose only a few rules, mostly stop all the fighting with each other or else, and build myself a castle somewhere nice.

[Anonymous]

HAHA I didn't see this before. Shizzy you amaze me. Even though you are on hiatus and won't see this for a bit ^_^.... :(

[Anonymous]

How would you do it
Subterfuge, I would make all the world's major parties think the others are out to get them. I would get all the world leaders so paranoid they don't even talk to eachother unless it's idle chit-chat. When they are perfectly suspicious that everyone is out to get them, they will start creating weapons and I will have them "accidently" go off at other countries (or even better, make certain countries *looks at USA* send out pre-defensive strikes). USA would be easiest to provoke first I think. You could even create civil war between democratic and republican states so they are even more unsettled.

What would your armies consist of
Nerds who can hack into all the politician's computers, spies, revolutionists, weopons specialists.

What countries would you most want and why
America because it is the least stable, Switzerland because if people go "WTF Switzerland is in on this?" they will get scared and Russia because it is insecure with lots of weapons. Australia would be made to look neutral (hey, if everybody thinks were slow and ride kangaroos, we're less likely to be attacked).

How would you rule the world once you'd conquered it
Set up a see-through democracy. Everything politicians do must be done in plain sight, every meeting is to be recorded and their phones tapped. If you become a politician, you don't get to have a private life. You will be stalked.
To reduce the number of decisions that politicians make, laws and other moderate to major decisions will be voted via wrist-watches. You do not have to have one but if you want one, they will be supplied freely. These watches will have no gps or tracking devices in them, ever.
All information shall be free to those who want it *the paper it's printed on may cost something though) and all current rich people and business owners will have their money dispersed to others who need it more, along with "donating" it to environmental research, reforestation and that sort of stuff.