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Hyacinthus

Goblins were a curious handful of creatures. While they often resided within the depths of forests and caves, steering mostly clear of humanity, they did this because on some instinctive level, they were very much aware of their weakness and hierarchy on the proverbial totem pole that was Leraana. In a land of hunters, a lone goblin— even a small group of them— were often prey to creatures or humans... and so they often kept out of sight, stuck to their forests and caves, and went unnoticed on the main roads. Normally. There were exceptions to the rule, of course; lone goblins who broke away from the mold and made names for themselves across Leraana, as well as entire hordes of the creatures that weren't so easily denied taking to the civilized lands. This was a story in which both cases collided. A certain cursed elf just so happened to be caught in the middle of it. Midday, early Summer. The overbearing sun had thankfully been blotted out by rainclouds over Yermomstead, one of many small villages that dotted the base of the Thunderblacks. It was a quaint place; located to the south of the mountains, it contended with typically hot afternoons and cold evenings— a result of being located so close to the mountainside. For a blessing, miles south, east and west of the village were fairly clear, the Serha plains every bit as vast as they were flat. Raiders were often seen quite a ways off, and while the villages defenses weren't particularly impressive, the able-bodied hunters of Yermomstead often doubled as defenders at the gates when needed— their prowess with the bow and arrow allowing them to mark targets from afar before they could get within any dangerous range of the village. It was a peaceful town, one which enjoyed relative security and stability for several generations. Until today, at least. Who could say from whence they came, truly? The plains were quiet, tranquil... until they weren't. The hunters on guard, a pair of Adelan men— one a few years past his prime, the other in his early 20s— could feel it before they could see it. The rumbling. The vibrating earth beneath their feet, as if the ground itself were being trampled by a newborn, furious river's current. Raiders, they may have thought originally— yet with such vibration, surely the horses would've been seen over the horizon by now, yes? Yet there was nothing-- not a hoof in sight.

The rumblings, however, continued to grow in force and urgency. An earthquake, perhaps? Yet the ground showed no signs of faulting, nor did the structures within the village show any signs of failing. What was it, then?

"...Better call the chief. Go on, Serk-- I'll keep watch." Spoke up the older of the two men-- His blend of gray and black hair shifting in the ominous winds that picked up in the vicinity. His arms had instinctively drawn forth the bow and arrow with which he'd taken down several beasts in his time. 'Serk', the younger of the two, a red-headed man of considerable physique, did not contest his words-- It would've been folly to do so, in his eyes. The older man was his mentor, after all; He'd taken him on several hunts in the past, and of the man lessons the older man had forced into his head, disobeying an order in a time of uncertainty was one that stayed at the forefront. "Call if anything happens, then? I'll-- I'll be back as quick as I can." Came the redhead's rather uncertain words, though his body didn't move with the same hesitation-- indeed, before he'd even finished the sentence, he'd stepped down from his watchpost behind the village gate and begun making his way north, towards the residential's. His mentor was right-- the chief needed to know that something was amiss. With any luck, it was nothing and the tremors would stop soon.

Alas, luck was a two-sided coin.

"UNVEIL! ATTACK! TAKE THE SOUTH GATE AND CIRCLE TO THE EAST!"

A veteran rarely loses his edge. Under threat of beasts and raiders alike, it was natural to ensure that one's nerves were as steeled as a nocked and drawn shortbow. Yet as a therefore unseen stone javelin of relatively crude make quite literally materialized out of thin air, mid-flight as it spiraled directly for the hunter's head, his instincts won out; He ducked, thankfully in the nick of time as it just barely grazed his graying hair before landing harmlessly past the gates. As he cowered, the trembling silence gave way to a massive roar-- not a singular creature, but the symphony of tens of hundreds-- A rancorous, rallying battle cry. His eyes snapped open, and in spite of the unknown danger, he once more lifted himself up to peer above the gate from the watchpost... To find a sight most horrifying. For what now rushed forth at the gates was no mere raider party, nor flock of beasts... but a goblin horde. A MASSIVE goblin horde-- Lead from the front, it seemed, by a particularly unique 'chief'.

His armor was crimson and spike-covered; Likely painted red with the blood of his enemies-- And he wore the skull of a bear, fashioned into something akin to a warrior's helmet. Yet what caught the man's attention was neither his armor, nor the large warhammer he wielded in his right hand. No... it was the fact that in his left, he very clearly wielded magic. Magic that, as he made a singular gesture with his fingers-- like pointing a projectile weapon at the main gate-- pulsed forward with a horrifyingly surreal force. Green flames, as green as his skin, poured out from his hand and slammed against the wooden gate like a flood of water, shocking the older hunter and throwing him off balance besides. Before he could catch his footing, the unthinkable happened; The flames had burrowed a massive hole straight through the village gates, the sturdy wood giving way to unnatural, profane forces. It all happened in an instant-- all as if premeditated. Before the words "Goblin Horde Attack!" Could completely make it out of the hunter's throat, the little green raiders were inside-- and he was burned to a crisp by flames of green from their leader.

The rest of the village fell in short succession. A cascade of villager's screams and warcries echoed through Yermomstead within minutes of the horde's arrival, as they spread and terrorized the men, women and children alike in their absolute conquest. Those who could fight, did; Hunters took to their bows and spears, and though they valiantly defended their homes in the ensuing chaos, there was only so much they could do against the encroaching horde. Before long, the small town had gone up in flames; A pyre which could be seen far into the distance, even in the midday sky.

A pyre which a certain young Goblin heroine just so happened to be close enough to spot, as 'luck' would have it.

wandering_giraffe

After Morthil's last mission had almost got him killed, he settled in a small village nestled in the foothills of the Thunderblacks. Away from trouble. Nice and quiet, and with a beautiful view, to boot. 
Morthil had been in this village for a month. He was tempted to retire early. There was only one problem. 
See, sometimes, Morthil stopped being Morthil and became a cat. Much to the absolute chagrin and detestation of himself.
Then it was blasted kids chasing him all over the village, Morthil escaping by the hair on his back and then sitting on a roof glaring at the blasted things.
Then he'd carefully climb back down only to be startled by some old lady (how did she know he was up there in the first place) cooing at him and offering his cat self a bowl of milk. 
The last couple of days, Morthil had been perched on top of the village watchtower. 
It was so peaceful and nice.
Until all hell broke loose.

Of course it had to be goblins. 
Morthil slid down the watchtower and hit the ground running, quickly ducking into an alleyway and shifting back into elf form. 
He hurriedly grabbed his sword and started to run out of the alleyway, before something in a puddle of water on the ground caught his eye. 
"Are you kidding me?"
His cat ears had not shifted, comically leaving him stuck with cat ears.
Suddenly, a loud explosion shook the whole town. The ground vibrated violently beneath Morthil's feet.
He peeked out of the alleyway and was met with absolute chaos.
There were goblins everywhere.
Suddenly he felt himself shrinking.
"Really?! Right now? Come on!" He chided himself, before finding him back in cat form.
He was exasperated for all of two seconds before he shrugged, picking the closest goblin and launching himself at the goblins face.
"Pick on someone your own size, you vertically challenged piece of green meat!" Morthil yelled, shocking the goblin for two reasons. One, cats don't normally talk, and two, Morthil had a mean set of claws. The goblin tried to fight him off and Morthil scratched him again before jumping off of the goblin and running away.
The horde of goblins worked scarily fast. Soon, the town was ablaze, and there were just too many for the villages hunters to deal with. 
Morthil found himself cornered in an alleyway, four goblins had him trapped against a dead end. 
For a while Morthil was able to cause chaos, but then the goblins figured out it was a cat that probably normally is not a cat and chased Morthil. 

Morthil looked around the alley way with wide eyes. He truly was trapped. He didn't think he had the energy for another shift. 
It just might work...
"You might want to sit down," he advised the goblins, before he started shifting in front of them. As soon as he was fully into his elf form he ran.

He utilized their shock to push past them and make a run for it. 
Until he ran right into another goblin, who knocked him out and dragged him into the town square. 
Morthil awoke flat on the ground, his face pressed into the dirt, his hands tied behind his back and the feeling of cold steel on the back of his neck. 
The goblins were going to kill him.

Hyacinthus

Another day. Another incredibly dull conquest.

While havoc yet raged in the village, at it's center sat the eye of the storm... literally. Somewhat separated from the other residential homes, a decent-sized building was likely originally meant to belong to belong to the chief of the village... Yet now all that remained of it was shattered walls, collapsed roofing, and burning debris. Atop it all, seated upon a throne comprised of the ruins of the building itself, was the goblin leader... and what a truly menacing visage he framed. Fresh blood stained his already blotched-red-and-black armor. The remnants of some poor sod's flesh hung from one of the spikes on his left pauldron, likely the result of a flaying. Grim, golden eyes glimmered darkly from beneath an unkempt mop of raven black hair as he, bored, watched the affairs of the town square from afar.

He had to admit, the chief knew the best spot to look over the city; he almost felt bad for destroying it.

"Chief Velgurx! I, ehehe, I come bearing news."

"Report."

Yermomstead was simply one of many conquests that the Velgurx, proclaimed 'chief' goblin of the goblin horde, had sacked. He did so not for food, nor for human women-- He and his clan wanted for neither. No, his aims were far more simplistic... and yet equally complex. "All is, eheh, proceeding apace! Just as your lordship predicted, once we took the east gate, the humans-- ehehehe-- they panicked like trapped rats! Delicious rats, ehehe. Most have been gathered below, at the town square, your lordship!" Below him, and the burning wreckage he'd claimed as his throne, knelt one of his many subordinates; A sniveling little goblin by the name of Glats, who served as his attendant... at least, in foolish matters he couldn't be bothered to attend to. Always seeking approval and praise, ever-so-desperate to ingratiate himself to 'his lordship', Velgurx tended to avoid having to directly interact with the strange little goblin... and understandably grew frustrated when he had to.

"...And you thought this was worth my time?"

"J-jiiiiii--!! W-we-- we also, ehehe, ahem... W-we also found a strange one, among them-- an elf, that the men report is able to transform into a, ehehe-- a cat! Ehe-- P-perhaps... perhaps, methinks, that he is--"

"Fool that you are. My quarry would not so easily succumb to you lot." Glats shuddered at the sharp edge of his master's words-- As if a blade had been pressed to his skull just for the audacity of his implications. Yet Velgurx was motionless-- perfectly calm, equally bored, even as the flames continued to burn around him. "This was yet another failure, in the end. So be it-- I lack the patience to wait while the last of the rodents are rounded up." At last, the goblin chief moved; Standing from his throne of flames, he looked from Glats, and outward toward the open midday skies, now marred by smoke and embers.


"Relay my order; Kill everyone. No survivors."

~~~


At said request, Glats wasted little time; Gleefully, he made for the town's square, where most of the villagers had been gathered now, and held at spear or swordpoint. Children cried; Men and women alike begged for their lives, and cursed the creatures in equal parts. There was a standstill; All of the goblins waited with bated breath for the order to strike, and at last it seemed the time had come as the out-of-breath Glats's voice rang out toward the town square.

"Hi-- His lordship-- His lordship has spoken! Everyone! His orders! Ki--"

"Who the bloody he-- h-hey, wha, whaaaaaa!!!"

Glats's words were cut short-- Not by a villager, not even by one of the waiting executioners... But by one of the wandering goblin soldiers, who screamed fear and bloody murder as he found himself forcibly catapulted from somewhere nearer to the southern gate... to the town square. At TERRIFYING speeds, no less; One villager's eyes just barely happened upon his soon-to-be-corpse piercing the wind itself as he, without warning, collided directly with the goblin that'd been holding a blade to the captured elf. Both were sent for a solid tumble; The flying goblin stopping first, motionless-- dead, it seemed, while the other suffered such grievous injuries from the collision that he couldn't even return to his feet.

"I got two! With one! Yes!!"

Naturally, heads turned toward the southern gate-- Goblins and humans alike. The men and women of the village were kicked aside, blades pulled from their necks and turned defensively toward the direction as a singular figure approached... or, well, 'happily trotted' was probably a more fitting description. Many of the goblins' mouths hung open at the sight, while others, in an understandable moment of confusion, turned to look at one another for validation as the figure drew closer, and was revealed to be... An armor-clad... spear-wielding... warrior-goblin... girl?

Many men and women took the opportunity to stand and attempt escape in the ensuing confusion. The goblins, their concentration and overall confidence shaken, were still mostly stunned; Even Glats didn't exactly know what to say or do in the moment. One unfortunate soldier managed to regain his bearings just quick enough to turn and attempt stopping one of the humans escaping; Alas, within all of 3 seconds of him yelling and running after them, he too was killed-- almost faster than anyone had time to see. Not by a thrown corpse this time; From head to... well, unmentionables, in a single, almost instantaneous leap, the goblin warrior-woman had crossed the distance between them and skewered him like the worst shish kebab possible. Whatever shock the goblin horde had recovered from was only doubled at the sight of the woman thereafter flipping her spear upright-- their killed comrade still skewered to it, and then pointing it's bladed tip forth at the nearest gob.

"WOE! DEATH AND DESTRUCTION BE UPON YA! GOBLINDA OF THE SEVEN LABORS COMES FOR YOU ALL! EXCEPT THE HUMANS! THE HUMANS PET GOBLINDA, THEY CAN LIVE!"

Truly a terrifyingly adorable declaration of war if ever there was one.

wandering_giraffe

The goblins were going to kill everyone. And there wasn't a thing Morthil could do about any of it.
He heard the order relayed to kill all of them, dread settling in his chest and his heart racing.
The pressure of the blade lightened-no, left his neck completely. He waited for the blade to come back down and end his life, but somehow more chaos reigned. 
He felt something sharp graze the back of his neck, but with the startled cry he had heard he doubted that was purposeful.

....A goblin....KID?!

Morthil had to concentrate on the task at hand. Which was escaping. 
The ropes were tied so tight his wrists were raw just from the rough rope chafing against his wrists. 
With great difficulty he rolled onto his side. The goblins all seemed to be concentrated on her. Which was good. 
Morthil tried to push all of the thoughts out of his head. He'd shifted too much already today. If he shifted again he could be stuck longer than he liked....but he didn't have a choice. 
He shifted, the pressure of the rope fading as he changed into cat form. 
Morthil gingerly took a step forward on his cat paws. He favored his front right leg...where to go? 
That goblin girl had introduced herself as goblinda...Morthil wrinkled his nose. But she was a kid! Kids had no business being out of the house, let alone on a battlefield! But...his leg was hurt. Not having much of a choice, Morthil continued walking Goblinda's way, before stopping in front of her. 
"Uh...kid—i mean goblinda—where's the rest of your tribe...." Morthil winced as he accidentally put weight on his paw, his orange tail anxiously twitching behind him.
He had shifted too much and pushed himself too hard. If she answered he didn't hear her, for he swayed twice and then collapsed right in front of her, utterly exhausted.

Hyacinthus

Eyes narrowed, teeth bared in a somewhat unhinged grin. Blood yet dripped freely from the still bleeding-out corpse on her spear, rolling down it's length and coating her spearhand in steaming red. Indeed, Goblinda looked practically feral at the moment; Ready and willing to rip and tear into each and every one of the goblins before her. Why? Well heck, why not? They were being mean to the humans, after all! Linda was a human. Linda didn't like when goblins were mean to humans-- so naturally, she had to kill any goblins that were mean to humans!

It was basic common sense, honestly.

The standoff felt as if it lasted ages-- yet there were really only seconds that passed between her declaration and the eventual approach of a... well...

"KITTY!!"

The little orange thing was exhausted to the point of collapse by the time it approached her, which the now-ecstatic, no-longer-blood-crazed Goblin warrior took as permission to abandon her previous train of thought entirely for sole purpose of swooping down and collecting the critter with one fell glomp. Indeed, were it not for the fact that the cat seemed to have lost consciousness already, it might've fainted from the simple fear of her crazed, obsessed expression alone.

And so, darkness claimed the little cat...

...Until it did not. Who could truly say how long had passed in the critter's unconscious state? Certainly not Goblinda, who, along with the orange cat, was now comfortably sleeping in a warm, plush, bed-- certainly not the sort to be found in a burning, ruined village, nor a goblin's den. No, the stone walls and calm, interior decoration of wooden dressers and wool rugs gave the impression that they were somehow much, much removed from the chaos that was Yermomstead.

Two things were rather apparent, wherever they were. The first, surprisingly, was that the right paw of the cat had been attended to; soft cotton and soothing balms wrapped around it's leg, as if it had been cared for rather intensively in it's resting state. The other, more pressing note was... well, Goblinda-- who's still-sleeping, unconscious snuggle-grasp on the cat was essentially vice-like. Nevermind her snoring.

What on earth had happened, and where the heck were they?

wandering_giraffe

Morthil woke up with a disoriented groan. What had happened? He couldn't remember. Oh...the village...goblins....the village had been sacked...he had been captured. And killed...but no, he wasn't dead. Where was he , exactly? In the arms of some...goblin....no, that goblin kid, he realized as he woke up more. 
He noticed she had taken care of his paw. 
Very nice of her. Now to get up—oh no.
The kid had Morthil in a vice grip. 
"Oh come on," he muttered angrily to himself, seeming to notice his surroundings for the first time.
Where were they? 
The place was cozy, and comforting.
And the bed was soft. 
Morthil tried to wake the kid. He tried moving around, he tried growling, he tried yowling. Nothing was working.
So, his ears flattened in trepidation, he yowled again...loudly.

Hyacinthus

The loud cry, surprisingly, did little to rouse the goblin girl. Surprising, honestly-- given how big and somewhat floppy her ears were, you'd think she would be more susceptible to noise than anyone. Yet instead of opening her eyes, she unconsciously tightened her grip on the orange cat, snuggling him a bit closer to her like a body pillow as she continued to snore away. This was particularly problematic-- Goblinda had a bad habit of drooling and nibbling on anything within nomming distance of her mouth while asleep, and though she hadn't resorted to biting just yet, she couldn't help but drool all over the poor cat in her grasp... out of affection, surely.

"Oh, dear-- it sounds like the cat woke up... Be right back," Came a muffled voice from some distance away, outside of the room. The door was thankfully open; Morthil's yowling may not have reached Goblinda, but they seemingly reached... someone.

Said 'someone' slowly popped into the room just a few moments later; A brunette woman of some 20 or more years. And a pretty woman, at that; Her eyes shifted between sterling silver and emerald green, dependent on the way light reflected off of them, and her peach-skin seemed to nearly glow in the ambient light granted by the room's windows. Save for a few freckles across her face, and a taller, slightly more meaty build, she might've passed for a Serenian moreso than an Adelan. Her garb-- a plain, traditional, tan-and-white Adelan dress was a bigger giveaway than anything else.

"Cats are usually the heavier sleepers... but I suppose you're not an ordinary cat, right?" She spoke up, before taking a few steps further in. It was only when she fully rounded the doorway that it became apparent she wasn't wandering in empty-handed; She carried with her a tray, upon which there were an assortment of traditional meats, porridge and a couple of cups, which she quickly went to set down on the table. The tray must have weighed at least half of a person; It was no wonder she was quick to be rid of it.

"Phew... that should do. Sorry, friend-- I tried tending to your little paw as best I could, but Lin wouldn't let go of you... Still hasn't, I see. But I'm getting ahead of myself-- You must be so confused as to where you are, and why... Sorry." So saying, she took a chair from the table she'd set the tray down at, walked over toward the bed, and sat down for a spell to chat. She seemed rather at peace with the fact that a goblin was resting just next to her-- She clearly wasn't... well, 'normal', but who was anymore? "My name is Linda-- Lin for short, I suppose. I own a few storefronts here in Ketra, and help out from time to time with administration for guildwork. No need to worry about pretending to be a cat with me," She said with a proud smile, though a layer of mischief played underneath her words, "I've been fluent in beastspeak for years... but you tend to mutter in your sleep. In common tongue." She teased, before crossing her legs. 

"I know this all must seem very strange-- but why don't you tell me your name? And how you ended up in 'Lin's... um... 'care'?"

wandering_giraffe

Morthil tired himself out. And then someone came through the door. He stiffened, not knowing who this person was either.

He hissed at her at first, trying to keep up the illusion of just a stray cat. But this lady saw right through it. 
How did she know...then the lady mentioned tending to Morthil's paw.
"I do thank you, it feels slightly better. Although it is hard to tell, I haven't walked on it since because I've been stuck with this KID?!" Morthil's voice raised a few decibels at the last part. He was more frustrated at how strong the kid was than anything. 

"First question, where exactly am I?" Morthil asked, and then followed that up with "Who are you?"  His feline voice was soft, but still masculine. His emerald eyes glanced uneasily around the room, finally resting on the lady, who had introduced herself as Lin.

"My name is Morthil...Morthil Tyrion. I do wish we could have met under less..." Morthil searched for the right word "weird circumstances." The whole situation was rather hilarious, really. 

"I uh...I don't exactly know how I ended up here..." Morthil shifted again in the goblin's grasp, also realizing that the blasted goblin was drooling all over him. 
"Oh for the sake of catnip," he muttered to himself, and then remembered the question Lin had asked.
"Anyways, the village I had been residing in got attacked...I was captured by the attacking goblins and was almost," Morthil took a calming breath, "almost killed. And then this...this kid just shows up out of nowhere and rescues me."
He managed to get his uninjured paw free and whacked the sleeping goblin on the nose.
"Wake up!"
His tail twitched anxiously. He hoped this goblin was just as friendly as this other lady.

Hyacinthus

Linda couldn't help but giggle sweetly at the antics of the cat that wasn't really a cat and the goblin girl in bed. Sure, she certainly felt sorry for the creature-- whatever it truly was, and she could only imagine how restless it probably felt, stuck in Goblinda's grasp. But... really, just look at them. She covered her mouth to prevent herself from openly grinning at the two, before lightly adding her own two cents in. "She seems to have grown pretty attached to you, in a short amount of time." It was really all she could say with a somewhat straight face. Could you blame her?

"At the very least, now I have a somewhat better understanding of what lead you two here... Right, well I suppose I'd better get explaining, then." Propping herself up a bit, as if to try to act a little more 'official' than she currently had been, Linda continued on. "We're in Ketra, right now. Capital city of Adela... though if you were staying in a village near-ish to here, you probably already knew that. I'm not sure how far you traveled to get here, but Goblinda carried you all the way from wherever you were, here-- and she wasn't exactly in good shape when she got here, either. Barely conscious, lost quite a bit of blood-- I was honestly a little worried I was going to lose her."

Linda paused for a moment, her eyes lowering a bit from the pair on the bed, to her own legs. That was the first time she'd said it out loud, now that she thought about it. Sure, the fear had run through her mind while she'd been caring for the goblin girl, but that very moment was the first in which she'd openly admitted just how close the entire situation was-- at least, to her eyes. It wasn't exactly uncommon for Little 'Lin to return from some adventure with a wound or two... But the blood, the burns... It was surreal.

"...Ahem. Um, believe it or not, she wouldn't let you go, even in that state-- so I figured I'd just clean you both up, and put you to bed." She said, before standing once more, and moving back toward the table. On the tray she'd placed, there were a variety of foods-- among them, the plate stacked the highest was one with what looked like beef steaks-- medium rare, if that. "You've both been asleep for 3 days-- So to keep you... well, 'safe', I've been making sure to bring her meals, since she--"

Linda couldn't finish in time. Really, she didn't have to-- Morthil likely very quickly figured out what she was about to say, as Goblinda unknowingly drew her favorite body pillow a little closer to her face and then... chomp. Right into the poor cat's neck. Not too harshly, mind-- It was more of a love bite than anything, given how razor sharp those teeth in her mouth were. But Linda sighed all the same, realizing she needed to do something before the silly little goblin got any further ideas. Picking up one of the beef steaks, she quickly trotted back over to the bed, and, after a gentle apology to Morthil, reached down and pried-- as best she could-- Goblinda's mouth back open. It was a daunting task, one which Linda seemed way too familiar with, and as soon as she'd managed just enough space, she took the beef steak and stuffed it between her lips-- replacing Morthil with it. Goblinda seemingly grumbled throughout, as if protesting, but eventually relaxed back into peaceful slumber with a steak in her mouth.

"Nice!" Proclaimed Linda, giving herself a mental pat on the back and a fist pump. "Didn't even cut my finger that time!"

wandering_giraffe

Morthil shot the lady a withering glare when he heard her giggle.

"You think she's attached?" He grumbled quite ticked off, his tail now moving agitatedly from side to side.

But his annoyance slowly faded when he heard what the girl had done to get here.
"She almost died—SHE CARRIED ME ALL THE WAY HERE?!"
He managed to turn his head enough to gaze at the sleeping goblin which was currently holding him captive.

"How long has she been, well...like this?" Morthil asked softly, turning inquiringly to look at Lin.
"No way. I don't believe it. I slept for three days?!" He believed that she did.
From what Lin said, the girl almost killed herself just walking here. 
If it's been three days...maybe...Morthil tried to shift again. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Was he stuck as a cat now, forever—his thoughts were interrupted by the feeling of the goblin moving alittle, and then feeling teeth sink into his neck. Not deep, but enough that he could feel it.
"Oh HELL NO!" Morthil yelled, half out of shock and half out of indignation. The goblin just flat out bit him! 
"Nuh uh, I'm not about to let myself get eaten by a goblin that's SLEEPING!"
Lin managed to pry the goblin's teeth off of him. 
Morthil was staring daggers at Lin.
"Is this a normal thing? She compulsively eats in her sleep?! And why was she trying to eat ME?!"
His tail whacked the goblin hard, out of protest. 
He had stopped trying to get out of the goblin's grasp, and now, with much exasperation and resignation, just laid there, nerves ready to snap and the exasperation evident on his feline face.
"So...." Morthil, after much contemplation, asked. 
"How long is she going to sleep for?"
His eyes drifted to the food.
His stomach growled. He himself hadn't eaten in at least 4 days.






Hyacinthus

Linda's face reflected her puzzled mind as she closed her eyes and thought on the question that the strange cat-creature had presented. She pondered for a good moment, as if working through a right proper response... before shrugging with a smile. "...Maybe!" She happily replied, as she went to grab another beef steak. Despite her small stature, Goblinda was making considerable progress through the one that had been stuffed in her mouth prior— it wouldn't be long before she was biting at the air— and potentially the cat— once again.

"I honestly wish I could say that this was normal for her... but I'm not really a goblin expert, and even among their kind, Lil' Linda's a bit of a... well, an oddity, as I'm sure you've probably guessed by now."

Goblinda gave a reassuring squeeze to the floof pillow that was Morthil; almost as if unconsciously agreeing.

"She has... a unique? Physiology. She's a lot stronger than any other goblin I've ever met, and she can shrug off fatal wounds by just... well, bathing. It's all very, very weird." Linda had made her way back toward the bed, this time with not one but two steaks. One, obviously, was for the ravenous Goblinda, who was near to finishing the first— bone and all. The other, with a little finesse, she was able to place closer to Morthil— yet still far enough away from Lin's mouth to prevent her from being too greedy. "You must be hungry as well, no?" She asked kindly, a gentle smile on her face as she went to sit back down. "While we wait for your... 'captor', to wake up, why don't you tell me more about yourself, if you're comfortable with me asking? You're certainly not a cat... but I don't think you're human, either. At least, the hermit I asked to examine you two didn't think you were."

wandering_giraffe

Morthil sighed, sulkily lying in the goblin's grasp with eyes that looked ready to murder someone. 

"She can do what now?" Morthil incredulously asked.
"Practically heal herself by taking a bath? Why doesn't she just carry around an empty barrel and pray to the gods that it's raining."
Despite his outwardly annoyed and potentially ticked off demeanor, inwardly he thought the goblin that had him in an iron grip was cool. He wasn't about to say that though. 

Linda came back with two steaks and Morthil really hoped one was for him.
Luckily one was.
"Thank you. For taking care of me and giving me food."
But now there was a problem. He only had one paw and the other was injured. 
He managed, and in between bites of steak he answered Lin's questions. He owed her that much at least.
"Oh? What gave it away besides the fact that I can talk in this dratted form?" Morthil wryly asked.
"You are correct, I'm not human either. I...well...I'm an elf. When I was younger I was a prankster...too much of a prankster, for I got cursed to shift into the form of the creature I hate the most...a cat." 
Morthil finished the steak but not the bone, and started to clean his paw the best he could. 
"I had finished a job in that last village and laid low for a couple of months...seems I attract trouble wherever I go."





Hyacinthus

Linda quietly listened to Morthil's story— giggling a little at his dry humor and nodding acceptingly at his struggles. She wasn't one to judge others— Morthil would be quick enough to learn that, if the fact that she was caring holistically for a talking cat... elf... person, and a goblin, wasn't already proof enough.  She waited patiently for him to finish his story, before sighing a wistful sigh. Poor thing. She couldn't possibly know what sort of 'pranks' he got up to in his past life, but it was quite the punishment to be branded as something you hate.

"Trouble courts trouble, to be more accurate— Trust me, I would know." Linda explained, nodding to herself at her wise words as if rather impressed that she had said them. "My father-- may he rest in peace-- was a leviman... and a bit of a gold shark. As a younger girl, I never really understood how his tax hikes on the imported goods he traded caused a lot of the poverty in our hometown-- I was always just happy to never really want or need for anything. He'd pushed a bit too much of an outrageous price hike on wares one day... and we were chased from our homes for it. We... we were ambushed on the road to Ketra by goblins. I was captured, and he... well. He didn't make it." Linda closed her eyes, offering a momentary prayer to the departed. She had no allusions of her father now, as a grown woman; He was a corrupt man, and she had been a pampered, oblivious child because of it. But regardless of what he'd done... he was still her father. "If it wasn't for Goblinda, I probably would've spent the rest of my life in a goblin lair."

Taking a finger to her chin, Linda pivoted the subject a bit-- growing uncomfortable at the very thought. "I'm sorry to say I'm not terribly familiar with elven culture, or elven magics besides. Didn't seem like our hermit was very clear on it either... So I might not be able to help you with your little... um... kitty conundrum." She fought (and lost to) a slowly-spreading smile on her lips. Who could blame her? Unfortunate as his story was, the fact that he'd been turned into an... an orange cat, was just...

*NOM*

"Oh, for heaven's sake, Lin..."

A familiar prickling sensation set upon Morthil-- though this time not at his neck, but the back of his furry little head. Indeed; while they talked, Goblinda had finished off the steak in her mouth, and, on pure instinct, gone for another steak-- a cat steak. A cat skull, to be more precise, but it didn't seem like the little green goblin could tell the difference. Not at first, at least. But before Linda could make it to the table and back with another steak, the Goblin had already spat out the poor thing, leaving the run of the back of his head and neck covered in goblin saliva. Which was like human saliva, but... more... saliva-y.

A sigh of relief escaped Linda's mouth. Well, at least she didn't TRULY have to worry about her eating him. Just maiming, apparently. "Sorry, on her behalf... she's usually a lot better about her table manners." The woman attempted to explain, nonsensical as the explanation was.

wandering_giraffe

Morthil listened to her story with a lot of sympathy.
"I'm so sorry that happened to you...seems that Goblinda has helped a lot of people."
"My clan...it was close knit, but very strict on customs and tradition. I-I pushed the village witch doctor too far. He had a short fuse, I shouldn't have done what I did..." Morthil trailed off, regretful of the past. 
"So how long have you and Goblinda known each other, then?"
"It's ok....not many people I've met have even heard of the type of magic I was cursed with...someday I hope to find a cure—all of a sudden, he felt Goblinda bite him AGAIN! But this time on the head.
Wonderful. He desperately wanted to clean his head.
He let out a very strong, long string of his clan language, cursing up a storm.
"Excuse me," he apologized to Lin.
And then, half out of retaliation and half out of desperation, he bit her arm. Hard enough to hopefully wake her up. 



Hyacinthus

The string of unknown words and sounds was not lost on Linda, who, despite not knowing what Morthil was saying, could understand a frustrated tone of voice when she heard one. Whatever was said, it wasn't pleasant-- the apology that followed all but confirming that. And perhaps even further confirmation was the sudden bite that followed-- the cat sinking it's teeth into Goblinda's cradling arm. "Oh-- oh dear," Was the best she could manage in response, the aggression seeming to have-- in her mind-- come out of nowhere. Granted, she had much, much more patience for dealing with the goblin girl than arguably anyone else could ever dream of having... but still.

Meanwhile, in immediate response to the bite, Goblinda... did nothing. Which, honestly, was equal parts impressive and concerning. Morthil's fangs struck true, but left little more than a scratch; The little green girl's skin was abnormally tough... like tanned leather, or the bark of a tree many generations old. It was hard to say if she actually felt it or not-- But what she didn't do was wake up.

"Well... we won't be waking her up by force, I suppose, but that did give me an idea..." Tapping her chin, Linda stood and returned to the table once more-- and more importantly, the tray of food. "You asked about how long 'Lin and I have known each other? I think... 6, maybe 7 years? She travels here and there all the time, taking on new adventures-- but eventually, she always comes back 'home'. I s'pose deep down, she still feels like she needs to protect me, somehow."

There were still beef steaks left, but they weren't what she was looking for. No, this time her eyes were on another big piece of meat-- One which was a little... 'safer' to hold for her next attempted idea. What was it? A large drumstick-- the likes of which animal it came from, who could say? All that really mattered was that it was seared to relative perfection, and seasoned with imported sea salts and herbs-- something the entire room could tell as it's smell wafted about from the moment she picked it up. She even went so far as to hold it overhead, almost as if claiming some grand prize in victory. "This one's her favorite! I think it'll work." The woman cheerfully explained, before heading back toward the bed.

What was her grand plan, one might wonder? Before, she'd practically stuffed the steak into the slobbering goblin's mouth to sate her. Now, as she loomed over Goblinda's resting form, she placed the drumstick just above her mouth-- holding it right under her nose, where the smell was at it's strongest. The result, to her pleasure, was almost instantaneous-- Goblinda's little sniffer got to work, taking in the scent of the poultry meat and her head shifted a bit as she attempted to bite at it. But Linda was quicker, and much more clever-- rather than letting her have it, she pulled it away, little by little, and as she expected, the sleeping goblin unknowingly followed the meat, shifting and turning from her spot on the bed-- and more importantly, letting go of her grasp of Morthil in the process. "'Atta girl, 'Lin!" The woman praised her goblin friend, who yet continued to crawl toward the smell, until she could crawl no further-- primarily due to the fact that there was no more bed to crawl on-- and stumbled right out of the bed, onto her face.

"Oof. Um..."

"Ow..."

Linda's eyes lit up with delight at the sound of the familiar voice. She wasn't sure just having her fall out of bed would be enough, but to her great joy the little redhead slowly began to right herself on the floor near the bed, groggily looking around as if she weren't sure if she were still dreaming. "'Lin! Oh, thank goodness. You scared me a bit, there!" She swooped down, scooping up the little goblin in her arms for a warm, hefty hug.

"...Lin? Am I Lin?"

A hug which quickly dissipated into concern as Linda loosened her grip on her friend and pulled her away a little to look her in the face-- a face filled with complete and utter confusion.

"Who... are you? Where am I?"

wandering_giraffe

"Wait a minute, 6 or 7 years...so she's not a kid then? I thought she was a kid." 

Morthil, as soon as Goblinda loosened her grasp, shot out of her grip and hit the ground hard. 


He groaned and slowly stood up, gingerly stretching each paw with the exception of his injured one. 
He then tried to shift again. 
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Wonderful.
Goblinda also had fallen to the floor, and he glanced at her with concern. 

"Are you alright?" He asked, his minor indignation from before completely forgotten.
But she seemingly didnt recognize Lin. Or remember anything. 
"Is that normal? Has that ever happened before?" Morthil worriedly asked.

Hyacinthus

There was a pregnant, uncomfortable pause-- none of the proposed answers had been answered. All three of the people in the room stood, or sat, in silence as the dynamic between them was shattered, and slwoly began to reform. Linda moved first-- still somewhat in disbelief, she reached forward with her right hand-- slowly, uncertainly-- until she touched the goblin girl's cheek. The look on her face was incredulous-- as if Linda was trying to figure out what exactly was standing in front of her.

"...Lin...? It's... It's me, Linda-- Do you... do you not remember me?"

Beneath her question was a rather obvious undertone of hurt. The lost little goblin could hear it, just as well as Linda could hear it herself-- but could anyone blame her? In that silence, she came to terms with a horrifying realization-- one far scarier than watching Goblinda return from an adventure, battered and covered in blood. At least those wounds recovered with time-- But her mind? 'Goblinda' stared back at Linda with a perplexed, concerned expression-- a fitting reaction to Linda's own fearful gaze.

"I... Should I remember you?"

You could practically hear the sound of Linda's heart shattering like glass at Goblinda's words. The goblin looked down at her hands, as if seeing them for the first time while her companion stared blankly at her, unsure of what more to say or do in the situation. Internally, she could've broken down in tears on the spot. The unfamiliar gaze of her best friend was like a cold knife to the chest-- severing the relationship they'd built over half a decade. Despite that, she simply took a deep breath and sighed; Managing to maintain her composure in the face of the situation before her. This wasn't the time for her to be weak; She needed to remain strong, for Goblinda's sake.

"It's okay-- I'm sure you must be very confused right now. I'm sorry if I startled you."

Morthil's voice alerted both to his presence, breaking the somewhat uneasy air between them. Linda had moved to speak, but was interrupted by a much faster, much louder goblin-- who rushed forth and, like an eagle striking down upon it's prey, performed a tactical swoop-and-glomp upon the orange cat before anyone could think to tell her otherwise. "KITTY!" She proclaimed, scooping the cat up into her strong arms, once again locking it's freedom away behind a prison of goblin muscle and childish exuberance. Linda was momentarily stunned at the sight, up until the goblin girl turned back to the sitting woman and showed her the cat-- as if she hadn't already been aware of him. "Look, a talking kitty! Is this your kitty?" She asked, wielding the cat with outstretched arms and an iron grip.

Linda's surprised eventually faded into a sad, yet somewhat relieved smile at the girl's antics. "He's not mine, no. But do be careful with him, if you wouldn't mind? He seems to have hurt his front paw." She explained with a little chuckle. At least deep down, memories or not, Goblinda was still her pure-hearted, childlike self.

wandering_giraffe

Poor Lin looked heartbroken when it seemed that Goblinda didn't recognize her. She seemed to have forgotten everything. 

Morthil could tell that Lin probably needed comfort. He was beginning to make his way over to Lin when he was snatched off the ground and found himself in the goblins arms again. 
"Listen this isn't necess—" his sentence was cut off because Goblinda was holding him quite tightly.
His ears laid back, he gave Goblinda the most exasperated side eye he could.
"I am most certainly not hers! I am my own man....cat....thats besides the point!" 
Then he remembered that she's probably been through a lot worse. She was close to death. She was the reason he was alive. 
"Do you...remember anything? The village...the goblins...you actually rescued me," Morthil explained, gratefulness in his voice. Maybe telling her what had happened would help jog her memory. 
"And then your friend Lin nursed us back to health. You were close to death."
Morthil looked at Lin. 
"Do you know if anything was left of my village?"

Hyacinthus

"Huh? Village... goblins...?"

Goblinda frowned; She clearly was putting effort into attempting to recall what the talking cat spoke of... But it seemed mostly for naught. Despite her pondering, she came up with nothing; Not even the slightest inkling that correlated the cat-not-cat's story. While she thought, kitty still in hand, Linda tapped her chin a bit as well, thinking on Morthil's question. She'd recovered enough of her poise in spite of everything to shake off the feeling of dread that had nearly devoured her earlier.

"Your village... ah, you mean the one that Goblinda escaped with you from, I take it. Where you'd been resting... Well..." She closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and then braced herself for the news she had to deliver in regards to it. "I... fear I don't exactly have 'good' news. Word by courier reached Ketra yesterday morning of a village some half-day's journey from here, near the mountain's base... Or rather, what was a village. Sounded like the entire town was razed to the ground-- strangely enough, in a mix of red and green flames. There were... no survivors, as far as I know." She explained, sorrow in her words as she tried to lessen the blow to the poor man as best she could.

~~~

She hurt. Her arms hurt. Her head hurt. Her legs hurt. Everything hurt. Accured flames and the soot of charred bodies filled her lungs. Singed her eyes. She couldn't stop the bleeding from her forehead, which further impaired her vision-- Nor could she stop the pulsing wound on her chest, which stained her platinum armor blood red. Yet her spear parried yet another blow from the massive battleaxe of an opponent she was too blinded to clearly see-- her ears serving her well even amidst the crackling flames and the uneven footing.

"Hah... hah... DAMN YOU! FALL!!!" Roared a dangerous, powerful voice, unfamiliar to her. Even through her blurred vision, the burst of green flames which suddenly flared forth were still plain to see-- A nimble leap to her right to evade them, then a dash forward from the very air she'd leapt into. Her spear was poised to pierce directly through her foe's chest-- a matching wound for the one he'd given her while protecting the kitten. He had no other choice-- Releasing his axe, he caught the incoming spear with both hands, just before it ripped through his chest. She wounded him all the same-- she could feel the blade puncture something, at least-- but it was a shallow wound. He yet remained standing and, with herculean force, swung her by her own weapon before releasing the spear, along with her, and sending both into a burning pile of debris-- the remains of a home, most like.

Good. He'd thrown her away from the kitten. He yet approached, having recovered his battleaxe. Though she could barely stand-- barely breathe-- she smiled. She would've been really sad if the kitten's fur had gotten burned.

~~~

"Ugh!"

Morthil found sudden freedom; The goblin that'd been holding him suddenly released him, as if shocked by lightning. Not even a moment later, she'd crumbled to her knees, clutching her head in pain as if a seething red blade had stabbed right through her skull. "L-Lin!? What's wrong?" The brunette stuttered, her heart set to racing once more as she quickly moved to the Goblin's side, attempting to steady her a bit on her knees. "I... My head..." The red-headed goblin muttered, before attempting to shrug off the effects of her sudden migraine... if it could be called that.

"Your head...? Could... Could your memory loss be related to some kind of physical trauma after all?"