dear delectable delight,
i have some amazing news!
did you know that in some human places, your kind have employed a marvelous technique? a fattening technique, that is to say, for the liver, to produce a taste and texture most very palatable! they use birds of, course, but i believe that the effect would be the same on a man. i could not try the liver for it was expensive but i could smell it, the buttery notes, so rich, so fragrant...forgive me, i must apologize for the smudge, i got excited and carried away and might have drooled just a little. you would too.
where was i?
oh yes, they force feed the birds. this is happy news! if you are not eating, there are ways around that you see! ways that are even better! we can work with this.
i shall tell your master about this discovery and i am sure that he can help you with this new knowledge.
the candy i get for you will not be force fed however, you will eat that on your own and you will love it because i got it for you. so do not be so weary and sad. you have something to look forward to now, yes? does that excite you, arkyn?
nibbles,
your executioner <3