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Selaina Davinshore was never a woman to presume much about anything. She was an avid learner, a dedicated scholar and someone who went by the books and sometimes, just a little, outside of them. She had always assumed there was some puzzle out there to solve, some mystery to crack; so when a short burst of fame had befallen her for the creation of the new ability to enchant an item that would keep thoughts and documentations within it, why, the entire Serenian Provence of Darken Vei was in an uproar of glee. It was definitely something to bolster it's ego amongst the other Provences, and even Lord Acaulian had been there that day when Selaina had given the opening speech.  But now the flames of that fame had since died down to a simmer, and she could live her life a bit more quietly.

Though with fame, there always comes a price. And although it has been months since she had been showered with swarms of people in the streets or even in the college (where people would hunt her down to smother her with praise), there were still those curious about this device, this enchantment, who lurked in the shadows.  These dark forces, these dark people, were intriquged and wanted to learn and steal this sort of power for their own. Even forces that seemed to live  another world away...

A merchant prince by the name of Drissent, had gotten wind of such a device as the 'talking rocks' Selaina had been famous for, and had sent a group of his men to acquire him these enchanted items at any costs. He had men hired almost all across the globe, and it was his henchmen in Adela that had been called for first. Dragon's made riding that much quicker, and if they could get in, get the items and get to Essyrni faster, all the better. And the gold would be tripled on the reward if he could have it within the month.

Little did Elaina know she had a price on her head. The value Drissent had put out there for the retrieval of both the woman and her rocks was astronomical, so she was hardly aware she was in any danger as she stayed up late that evening, reading the ancient text books by candle light. She had her nose buried in her book, her mind completely focused, so she hadn't heard the men approaching.

Out of the darkness crept a hand that moved swiftly over her mouth, and as she tried to scream, the hand muffled it, and she found herself soon struggling, biting into the hand and was dropped, only to be captured by another man that had been hiding against the books shelves of the college lirbary. Despite beating on his chest and demanding, "Let me go!" the man simply gave a sinister laugh and demanded, "Where are the rocks?"

"The rocks? You mean the enchanted ones?" Selaina asked, appalled as her face twisted in confusion, and it was only when the man drew out a gnarled, dragon carved dagger that she realized she was in danger.
But she was stubborn still, and refused to talk.
"You'll never learn the secret! Never!" She said with a stomp of her foot.

But the men hardly had time to fight with her, and placed the blade to her throat. "Then we will take you and the rocks with us. And our master will just have to deal with you, stubborn lady."  Her heart was in her throat, her eyes as big as saucers as she stared dwn at the blade, then back up at the men.  Both of their faces were covered, one's head was wrapped in a mask with dark hollowed pits where his eyes peered out, glistening and sharp, while the other had only a few wraps of clothe going across his nose and mouth, muffling little his speech.

And just as she tried to open her mouth to be foolish, to be brave, to protest what these men were doing...she was smacked across the top of her head, and fell into an unconscious heap in the man's arm.

"Come." The masked man gestured, and his partner threw Seliana over his shoulder and the two disappeared out into the streets.  They made quick for their dragons and took to the air, carrying off Selaina Davinshore and her magical rocks and began to head for Essyrni... but more notably, a small outpost in the Moraki Desert.


But Selaina Davinshore wasn't the only one having a bad day....

Rain was in soured spirits. The day was hot, but every day in the desert was bloody hot. It made him doubly irritable, especially to know his 'crew' was anything but what he had expected, and he was no where near where he wanted to be as far as figuring out the damn curse that kept him and his crew locked onto it. From what he was 'told', he had to fill up his ship full of 'gold'-
And what did he have to show for the few months he had been sailing aimlessly about the sands?  Why,  Barely a few gold filled sacks stolen from idle travelers in the desert (one of which had been from an old man that died of a heart attack at the very sight of such a ship) and his wife was in tears.  She had tossed the pitiful amount of money at them when Rain shouted down to her what sort of coin she had, then she ran off, making gestures with her arms to ward off the evil spirits.  This of course, left Rain to grumble and groan as he had to try to reach the sack of coins all the way down in the sands while he and the rest had to remain on board. Their crude pulley system was obnoxious at best. They needed to get more equipment, but gold came first.
It always did.
From the loot they had recently acquired, they only had a few crummy pennies. What a waste of his time. So as he opened the second sack of coin to recount the total 'loot', he gave a bored sigh and began with the first gold coin.
"One gold piece... two gold piece..." he went on, getting to the number fifteen, laying each gold piece flat upon the table when something caught his eye on the horizon- Something, or rather, someone, was approaching his ship.

"Hey, you!" Rain called out, rushing to the edge of the ship and thrusting his head over the side. "Hey! What are you doing!? Are you mad? You're in the middle of the desert. HEY! I'm talking to you- hey.." and then when he realized the man was close enough to actually TOUCH his ship, he paled, becoming completely terrified at the prospect of obtaining anymore to his CREW than he wanted (Roberto and the necromancer dude and his zombie.. things..) were bad enough, but NOW there was another man just waltzing right up to the hull and-

"STOP!" Rain's voice cracked out of his mouth like a whip. His fingers dug into the lip of the ship. "Don't touch the –"  but it seemed far too late, as the 'captain' of 'Conrad's Coin' (A name that seemed a good idea at the time and he will vehemently defend it's name, despite even HE knows it's lame) watched in horror the next series of events unfolded before his eyes.
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The desert was the last place for a sea-faring pirate to be and for a man with the experience that Russo had, it was even more degrading to have to find proper work on the mainland and this far south from the three kingdoms to boot!  But he couldn't help it.  Things were getting too hot to the north and guards were bottle-knecking the roads for banditry now more than ever.  The seas weren't any better too since nobody was looking for more stragglers to throw onto their crews.  Smaller crews meant less bloodwork and larger cuts from the take after all.  And nobody wanted a sailor older than twenty-nine.

Twenty-nine.  He could tangle with the best half his age and beat them to a pulp if need be!  But it didn't matter.  He was too old, too set in his ways, and too ugly or so they said.  Whatever, he'd just have to find work where he could take it.  So he traveled with the caravan that had taken him this far in the desert.  The trick was to go to Essyrn and set up with a few bandit teams.  Roads were much less protected here, or so he imagined, with nothing more than sand for miles and miles on end.

Of course, he wasn't the happiest camper when he discovered just how hot the desert really was.  Nothing could be the the blazing sun on the deck of a ship on a summer day, or so he thought.  He was sweltering from the heat.  And what was more all the caravaners were starting to get on his nerves.  None of them had any respect for private property and he had to fight a few to keep their hands off his things once or twice.  Russo packed up his things in his small linen sack and left the camped caravan for a while, preferring to brave the sun rather than deal with fellow travelers that didn't seem to know how to keep their hands to themselves.

He kept his eyes to the ground, walking along, having covered his head much like they did and finding his leather garb was doing nothing to keep him any cooler.  Thankfully there was a rather large dune coming up ahead that would proved ample enough shade.  He could get some sleep or get a drink of water.  As he crawled into the shade, he looked up enough to notice the dune had a peculiar shape to it, in fact it seemed almost shiplike

Now this heat is really getting to your head, Russo, Russo grumbled to himself.  "I need a drink of water.  Or I'm gonna be seein' ships in all the dunes!"  He took out a waterskin from his bag and took a drink, staying closer up into the shade of it.  Closing it up again and putting it away he looked up again and took a closer look to the dune.  Even with the water it didn't seem to be changing any.

"That's rather funny," he murmured.  But he climbed the dune just a little closer, he laid a hand against the hull of it when suddenly he tried to pull his hand away and felt it was called to it again like a magnet.  Russo cursed and pulled away again only to be slammed against the wood.  But like glue it kept snapping him back.  Eventually he found himself suddenly airborne and Russo gave a cry of terror when he was yanked up from the dune and was flailing in the air, hitting the sails high above him and plummeting down to the ropes below, screaming all the way down. 

He got his foot caught onto one of the ropes, and dangled just above the main deck, seeing it really was a ship after all and he was dumbstruck, completely at a loss for words.  That was until he saw a man below and several bones and corpses on the ship.  What the hell had he just gotten himself into now!  He still had his bag hanging on his shoulder and looked down at the man.  "Hey!  What's the big idea!?" he bellowed, clearly pissed.

As if the day really couldn't get any worse.  Russo hoisted himself up by the sail rope just enough to unhook his foot and fell fifteen feet to the deck of rotted wood with a sudden thud.  Nope he was wrong.




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Roberto had been in absolute fashion hell for the whole month he had been trapped on the damned ship, and he couldn't help but frown a bit as he watched the absolutely disgusting corpse things stumble around. What was even worse was everyone's lack of fashion, honestly he could put up with the dead corpses and Rain's horrible attitude. What he could stand was the corpses fashion travesties.

He had been doing his best to over look it, or fixing it were he could, but life was getting way to mundane for a fabulous man such as himself. The worst thing of all though, was the lack of being able to bath and lack of wardrobe. Those two simple things were enough to ruin his mood any day, but here he was a cursed man, cursed to stinky things and the same dirty cloths. Rain or course didn't make anything any better. Roberto knew he made Rain uncomfortable, which was amusing for the first two weeks but it had quickly lost its luster.

So in the hot sun, in a bit of shade, legs stretched out and crossed at the ankle Roberto set. He was used to the heat, he had grew up in it so it was nothing knew. He was dozing, his head back, snoring softly as he hung in the border between the world of the dreaming and the world of the living. His body was relaxed, until he heard a rather loud thud, a thud that vibrated the floor he was sitting on. He was a bit startled by it, he jumped up rather quickly though even if it was some type of attack or something he wouldn't be much help. Though as his logic kicked in he realized there wouldn't be anything to do, anyone attacking the ship would be cursed as well... Plus, they were out in the middle of no where in the desert.

Roberto adjusted his loose, light and airy pants, looking down to make sure he had nothing repulsive on his bare chest as his eyes looked over the fresh meat. It would be nice to have some different company, definitely better than Rain and the dead people, or the weird creepy necromancer.

"Well hello there!" Roberto said followed up by a whistle.

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He just couldn't believe this. He just COULD NOT believe this. Not only was this man obviously an idiot, but now he'd be another addition to his crew. And to make matters worse, Roberto just had to add a little whistle to his hello. Growling, Rain stormed across the deck, over to where Russo now hung from the ropes. He was pissed.
"You there!" he began in a most angered tone, when suddenly the other gentleman was working at the ropes. Was he ignoring him again? Maybe the idiot was just too stupid to understand words, but then as he tried to press on, the man untangled himself and went crashing onto the deck.
Flinching, Rain shook his head, planting his hands upon his hips as he glared down at Russo.

"You sir, are now a member on the illustrious sand ship, Conrad's Coin. And just as I tried to warn you before you decided to put your grubby little hands on the hull of my ship, the place is cursed. So  welcome on board. You're cursed, too. Good luck trying to get off." And that was about as much of an introduction as Russo was going to get as Rain stormed away, waving off the man with an irritated growl while shaking his head and muttering things to the effect of 'Gods, what an idiot' and 'This is just my luck.'
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Russo lay there dazed on the deck of the ship with his head spinning.  This was a nightmare, was all.  He'd wake up from it in no time.  He was just having a case of heatstroke from this goddamned desert sun.  Yes, he'd wake up.  In fact he wasn't even in the desert at all.  He was on the deck of a ship out at sea and he'd just take a bad spill to the deck below.  No biggie, no problem...  Right?

Wrong.

Russo found his bearings and managed to sit up with a sore head, a pounding headache and just to add insult to injury - he was sure he had sand in his pants.  Russo held his head amidst the barrage of words coming from the man and he was not making a lick of sense.  As he carefully stood, he looked over to the other man on the deck of the ship and gave a confused scowl.  Russo held his head as he watched the 'captain' of this vessel just walk away from him.

"HEY!  Hey!  What do you mean cursed?  I-I didn't know this wretched piece of shit you call a ship even was a ship!  It looked like a sand dune!  Look!  You've got piles of bones for crying out loud!  And holes in your deck and your goddamned sails are shredded and torn!  This thing would never sail. In fact it's a blessing it's buried in the sand, you jackass, it's where it belongs!  Now I don't know what kind of magic you have that yanked me onto this lemon, but I'm not staying here a minute longer."  He looked over to Roberto.  "And if you had any brains, you'd do the same."




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Rain rolled his eyes at the man. It always got old when he had to explain what the hell was going on. Maybe Roberto could enlighten him. Rain made a face and dropped into his favorite chair upon the deck and simply crossed his legs and stared over at Russo with an irritated sigh. Russo wasn't the only one with a head ache.

"Fine, leave if you wish. But good luck trying," he said, dismissing him with a wave of his hand. He'd figure it out sooner or later. And what did he mean by calling his ship some lemon? He idly looked around. The ship looked as bad off as the zombie crew. But he simply shrugged away the thought.\
He had better things to do.

Like sitting there and LOOKING as if he had things to do, while he picked up a map and simply made himself look busy by reading it.
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Roberto cocked his hip and crossed his arm, "I wouldn't try that, unless you are a masochist and then... Well with such a fine specimen as yourself, there are more... Creative ways to have fun," Robert spoke to the man with a smile. He let his eyes wonder the man over, looking at his outfit first and then his body.

"And the name is Roberto," He spoke, rolling his R. He paused for a moment, deciding he should tell this man what exactly he had gotten himself into a bit better than Rain did.

"Once you touch this ship you are cursed to remain on it until the curse that was placed upon Rain is removed, so time to become best friends," He began, giving the man a wink. Roberto reached his hand down to the man, offering him a hand up, "Plus getting all upset and shouting and making rash moves isn't gonna help your headache."

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Well, apparently the skinny guy with the bad haircut wasn't the only one that was crazy on this ship.  Russo couldn't believe what he was hearing, he just couldn't.  And yet part of him didn't even want to try and test the curse.  It was his sailor's sense in him, knowing certain things were done a particular way because when one tested fate, it usually came calling.  And besides the number of feet down to the sand below was clearly enough to break his legs in the fall.

He had better use for them anyway.

Russo glanced over to Roberto and gave a grumpy sigh.  "Russo," he said bluntly, shaking his hand firmly before letting go.  "Now if what you say is true, then I guess this really is nothing more than a ship of fools.  Particularly that one over there.  Soooo...what the hell is a ship doing in the dunes?"




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Roberto frowned, but only for a moment, "Then you are just as much a fool as anyone on this ship." He looked the man over, a bit of the frown returning, "Those boots don't really go with your outfit... You should fix that."

Robert turned, his left side now to Russo.
"Well Russo, Cap, over there could explain it better, it is his fault we are all stuck on his fashion travesty, but I know it has something to do with some mages and a curse or something," He spoke, looking up at Rain.

"Now Cap, don't be mean to the newest member of your crew, that wouldn't be polite at all!" Robert said with a wink.

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Rain looked up from where he had been sitting at his desk on the deck of the ship. He gave the pair of them a nonplused stare.

"I'm sure the idiot can figure it out for himself," Rain said, and went back to reading his map and idly brushing off the sands from his compass. "You're on a ship, the ship is cursed, the curse is designed so you can't leave it the moment you touch it.. it's pretty simple really." Then he looked up, glaring over at Russo. "And you.. the idiot, touched the ship. So welcome on board." he said, shrugging his shoulders and kicking up his boots as he looked over dully at the new addition to their crew. "Take a look aroudn if you like, but you've literally got all the time in the world to see it."
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Lion

They weren't kidding, they really weren't kidding!  And Russo saw then that there was no use in arguing further in the matter.  The point had been proven and he didn't even have the energy to try to wrap his head around the fact.  He supposed it didn't help of his Connlaothian upbringing - few good things were brought about because of magic and he doubted this was any different.  At the sudden realization, Russo had to sit down and dropped his ass to the floor, shaking wood as he fell.

"Oh, gods be damned," he said, and despite himself, began to cry.  Well, hell at least he didn't care about whether or not he appeared any more manly than he should in his state of impotence.  "I'm never getting out of this godforsaken desert."  Of course, things could only get worse from there when he felt something hard land on his head, violently even and broke skin, blood streaming from his brow as he reeled back and held onto his burning head.

A rock had landed beside him.




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"If a cosmic tree falls in the universal forest and nobody is evolved enough to hear it, does it make a sound?" -Unknown

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The dragon riders that were carrying Selaina to Essyrni were moving fast. She had woken up while they were in middair, at one point the green land of the north melting away to the yellow sands of the desert. Despite being kidnapped, Selaina watched in wonder from her perch on the back of hte flying dragon to the world below.  It was only then she heard the men beside her, listened in on their plan,a nd felt her blood boil at the prospect they were intending to steal her magic rock's secret and just give it to some pompous Essyrni merchant prince. Though she knew it was helpless, she bided her time, plotted well in order to deter the men from using her magics, knowing that if they had gone well out of their way to kidnap her all the way in Serendipity to bring her hear, something foul and much bigger than her was at play. So when the moment was right, she lunged herself at the men as they took out the rock to examine it, mentioning how much money it would bring. ANd before they knew it, Selaina's hard head bumped their arm, knocking the rock clean with it and with a wailing, "NOOOOOOOO!" it fell to the ground.


Unfortunately for Russo, it hit him square on the head. But wiht all of the fuss the other man was making, Rain simply smoothed a hand down his face and gave a shake of his head.
"I really wish I had some barbarian on board to do my bidding. Then I could ask him to cut off your crying head," Rain groaned, then spied the blood coming from Russo's head as he furrowed his brow. What the hell? How had the man been injured? He hadn't noticed the rock on the ground.
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Thankfully, Russo had heard Rain's comment and that was enough to bring him to his senses.  He righted himself and wiped his tears away.  Well, that was a good five seconds of feeling sorry for himself.  And what did it bring?  Nothing but a headache.  And the rock-wound wasn't helping either.  He reached for the stone on the deck and slowly inspected it in his hands, curious and suddenly quiet, as if Captain Annoying and his crew weren't even there.  That was funny, he could have sworn he was hearing voices from it.




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Roberto moved to the Russo once he had stood, ignoring Rain for a moment.
"Pretty rock," He spoke, as all of the way he could use it as a fabulous accessory played in his head. He could so make it into something, it would be fabulous.
He wasn't going to take the rock from Russo though, so as Russo looked it over Roberto looked  up to Rain.
"Rain, you are WAY too tense, if you want I could loosen you up a bit," He spoke with a wink, a bit of a sexual tone in his voice.
"You would feel better, promise!"

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"Stop it! came a woman's voice through the rock. "I'm not telling you anything! So you might as well stop this and besides... the magic rock is gone. Your two idiots managed to drop it off the dragon's back while escorting me here to your lovely home.  ANd of course I have no idea how to procure it. What? You want me to make another? No way! Then a smack was heard, and nothing more- and all of the voices and sounds that seemed to come from the rock went silent.


Not that Rain had heard any of it, really, Russo would have been the closest one to hear it as Rain felt himself growing ill over Roberto's flirts.

"You know, as the Captain of the ship, I can have it ordered that we hang you," Rain threatened through a growl. Really.. what the heck was this man's problem!? Just ew.. ew ew ew! He most definitely did NOT swing that way! And sadly enough, he was homophobic. "Why don't you go back to your duties and keep this ship tidy?" Though the place looked immaculate as Rain gestured towards it. "I bet there's sand all over it from this stupid man who's become our recent addition. So why dont' you go make yourself useful Roberto and get to cleaning!"
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"Oh, quiet you two!" Russo roared as he strained to listen to the voices coming from the apparent 'magic' rock.  It was a woman's voice and a lovely change of pace from the sound of all that testosterone and rabble surrounding him.  Too bad it didn't last long and before he knew it he was shaking the rock in an attempt to get more sound from it, but to no avail.

"Wait, Roberto!  You're an expert in shiny things, come here and look at this rock.  Do you notice anything particularly unusual about it?  I swear I heard voices coming from it.  And Rain, be quiet!"




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Roberto crossed his arms at Rain, "Go ahead and hang me, then you would have to deal with the smell of my rotting corpse and your wardrobe travesties," Roberto said as he placed one hand on his hip and snapping with his other hand.

Then he turned his attention to the shiny rock. He inspected it for a moment, pursing his lips and furrowing his brow.
"Well, I can say I have never seen anything like it, but I don't think that offers much insight, you heard voices you say, are you sure you didn't hit your head too hard. You did fall hard."

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Rain gave a soured smile towards the pair.
"Great, another crazy one!" And he turned around, his smile flattening as he groaned, muttering something about "Gods, I'll be cursed all eternity at this rate!" and left Russo to his own devices.

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The rock had remained quiet for a while, and it wasn't until the sun began to set did it start to talk again.

"H-hello?" came the woman's voice. "Can anyone hear me? Please, if so, answer me! I'm running through Essyrn now.. Gods.." The faded sound of music and vendors couldbe heard. "Please.. if someone is out there.. pick up the rock on the ground. Please! I need your help! Men are chasing me! And they want this magical item! Please.. please... somebody pick up!"
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He'd considered Roberto's statement for a time, maybe he really did hit his head too hard.  It wouldn't have been the first time, after all.  He sat by the rock the rest of those hours, just thinking as there was little else to do.  And when he'd heard the rock again, he was hoping there was someone else around to hear it too.  Gods!  To go insane on a boat with an insufferable crew!

"Hello?" he urged, hoping he'd say yes.  "Please tell me you heard that!  Anybody?  Shit.  Yes!  Hello!"  Russo reached down and plucked the rock closer to him, talking to it like a man that had spent too much time in solitude.  "Hello!  I hear you!  I have the rock!  What - what do you mean men are chasing after you?"




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Through the rock, a woman's panting breath could be heard.
"These men.. they're.. they're after the rock you and I are holding. We can communicate through them.. GODS!" And the sounds of things falling into the street could be heard, the woman cursing, men shouting, boots running against hard sanded streets.
"P-please.. whatever you do. Don't lose the item. I.. I need your help!" she said, and finally Selaina found some reprieve, having taken refuge in the shadows of an alleyway. But she knew this moment of rest wouldn't last long.

"Where are you located? Are you anywhere near the city?" Selaina hoped this man was, perhaps he could help her thwart these men that were out to get her. She not only feared for the magical item and the repercussions it could mean if some other mage figured out it's secrets.. but she was now fearing for her life. At least for now, she had one of the magic rocks..
and some stranger held the other.

After a time, when she thought the moment was safe, she asked another question. "Do you got a name? You can call me Selaina. Selaina Davinshore."
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I ran the Connlaothian civil war. For more info, check out it's page here. The war has now turned into a 'Cold War' with it's plotting page found here. It's no longer a huge site wide event but the scars are there.

My currently active characters:
Grand Duke Calent Allarrick // Aella Coleridge // Blaith Harmond // Kella Harmond  // Hope Allarrick // Krah Mordeth // Mehtwald Allaen // Zannrick Austengarde // Katahnia Harmond // Jinai Rinstgate  // Leif Arrant // Dekka Blade  // Kentamin Dhelsbar  // Dahnny Quills  // Victoria Armani  // Ohna Waitsmith  // Jarrett L'isson  // Trest Arristaire  // Clayton "Jack-in-the-Box" Wilson // Cullen  //  Vels // Shay // Killian  // Fluke  // Mellesta // Danning // Petrin // Gavriella // Dornsley // Miersck // Aelith // Iyla // Angel // Ellarrah // Persea Ah'nikh // Phone // Jace // Ne'friss // Opus Dey // Lord Amalin // Ehvren // Narophne // Edward // Dehzrehn // Chase Vander // Valeska // Jayo //Layana // Rezvek // Red Sun // Harmanaija // Mirajah // Liana // Oska //Hay-gee // Beatrice // Ninn // Dao'bachpa //Pao'orha // Mae'leena // Davishire // Davina// Gemla // Hyathia //Thethysis // Urd // Missendria // Ina-herit // Feni'tat // Phen // Evelyn // Kell // Striker // Ithica // Connor // Vlint // The Gambler // Lord Aegis // Thomas // Quince // Althea // Vaeyna // Ihlsepar Asawa'eht // Krazxick // Djchastese // Katoma // Na'o // Moonlight // Bluesong //Caollette // Artemis // Arrick // Evetta //Jackal // Winston //Lenny // Anphis // Hebara //Ibra // Dre'hn // Veride // Arthund // Kao