River landed with a soft thud as he fell through the portal. He got up and dusted himself off and fluttered his wings to make sure they weren't damaged. River looked up at the sky and saw a bird flying, it seemed to be getting larger. "Well that's strange." River muttered to himself. He then realized that the bird wasn't getting larger, it was getting closer. It was getting really close.
"Ballocks." River thought in realization. He then waited until the bird got close and he shot himself straight up and took flight, sending the bird crashing in the dirt. "Ha ha, don't mess with the River if you can't swim upstream!" He shouted at his attacker. Apparently, his predator heard this, turned around at flew after River. "My big mouth." River sighed. The chase went on for about an hour, then River saw a small pond. River then turned around stuck his tongue out at the bird and stopped flying.
River plummeted about 7 feet before hitting the water. As River landed in the pond he felt his energy replenish, and his heart rate slow down as he drew in oxygen from the water. A plan started forming in his head. As the bird landed to investigate, River could barely contain his laugh as he waited for the bird to fall into his trap. When the bird got as close as possible to the water, River let out a large guffaw as he shot the bird with a larger geyser of H2O.
River arose from the water, his white hair glistening, yelling a battle cry of triumph. He looked around, "I guess this is as good a place as any to set up a shelter." He confirmed. By the end of the day, River had completed, not a shelter, but a large lodge (Relative to his size), a full kitchen, 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and a nice living room with a relaxing fire place. River, sprawled out on his bed asleep, was awakened by loud foot steps. "Who is that?" He thought to himself.
